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[Rye]

It's tuh's time! First, guess his answers!

1) Which historical figure can you most relate to:
A) Mohandas Ghandi
B) Richard Milhous Nixon
C) Genghis Khan
D) Neville Chamberlain

2) Greatest empire in history:
A) British
B) French
c) Mongolian
D) Roman
E) Japanese
F) Ottoman


3) Favorite FF7 character:
A) Barrett
B) Sailor Suit Barrett
C) Mukki
D) Bugenhagen
E) Palmer
F) Don Corneo
G) Dio
H) Mr. Dolphin
I) That NPC at the Chocobo square who would sometimes say "I-I lost..." and sink to their knees because you could make Cloud stand in front of them and make it look like he was getting a blow job



4) What do you do if a person of the non-preferred sex started hitting you:

A) Make a long thread on EoEo complaining about this horrible ordeal!
B) Realize that the reason you have such trouble with women/men is because you're actually gay/straight and abandon all pretense at being gay/straight!
C) Politely decline the offer but express gratitude for the interest.
D) Gather your postcode crew and ride around in a nicked skoda drinking white lightning and shouting at people


5) you see blind old cat lady drop 100 dollars on the street. What do you do?

A) Don't touch it. It has probably been drenched in a wide selection of her fluids.
B) Post a thread on EoFF about how you returned the money and brag about your moral superiority for a week!
C) Use this money to buy volumes upon volumes of questionable anime.
D) Give her the money in exchange for being able to take photos with all of her cats to post in the photo thread, garnering you total attention for a half page!


6) You come across the most rare and wonderful of internet dwellers, the female. Do you:

A) Make contact with another one of your own in order to further solidify against the terrors of the internet,
B) Engage in polite conversation and rationally build a friendship,
C) Comment furiously on their appearance and personality hoping that they will not go back to that horrific real world and once again leave you on your lonesome behind your computer
D) Dress a teddybear in their clothes, and keep it forever as your own, stroking it lovingly throughout the day with a lustful look in your eyes


7) EoFF is being overrun by a pack of furries! What do we do!?

A) Just roll over and let Baloki yiff you and hope it all goes away
B) You're their inside man and you help them occupy the place, with them setting you up as the figurehead, you Quisling
C) Create a Ponzi scheme to make quick money so that you can buy EoFF and ban this plague, resulting in you getting 150 years in prison. Way to take one for the team!
D) Baton down the hatches with the last remnants of none perverted members in the safest area on EoFF, the video game music forum, and hold out until help arrives in the form of the regularly scheduled database crash


8) "You're approaching an attractive member of your preferred sex, when all of a sudden you let out a colossal fart. What do you do?"

A) Lean over and whisper unabashedly “You know what I like the most...?”
B) Weep on the spot
C) Carry on like it never happened
D) Make a thread about your faux-pas later on EoFF



9) Something awful returns and proceeds to make a mockery of EoFF on their website. You are one of the main attractions in their freakshow of horrors. How do you respond?

A) Post in the thread on SA and laugh at that Psychotic guy!
B) Take major offense and vow to leave EoFF, then come back in a week. I am NOT the JK Rowling of bad fan-fic. The guys on dA love it.
C) Laugh along and hope that they don't notice you on SA!
D) Cry with joy that you've been recognized on a large Internet community for something!

10)Best fantasy series?

A) Lord of the Rings. THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO EISENGARD!
B) Twilight! Do I dazzle you?
C) Harry Potter. Harry x Snape?
D) The Chronicles of Narnia. Let me into your wardrobe!

[I'm my own MILF]

A
B
H
B
C
A
D
B
B
C

[Jessweeee♪]

1)B

2)A

3)C

4)C

5)D

6)B

7)C

8)C

9)C

10)A

[Breine]

C
E
B
C
B
B
D
C
C
A


So, is anyone keeping a score of this, or is it something we have to check up in ourselves?

[Flying Mullet]

All C's.

[Freya]

Damn mulley stole my answer

[Rye]

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

01) What is your real name? Matt
02) How old are you, and when's your birthday? Take a look at my profile. It's true, honest
03) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh? 69" and 155
04) Are you a male or female? A quina? Male
05) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?) Spy. Seriously, that pretty much describes it.
06) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)Naturally blond and blue.
07) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?I have 5 sisters and I can't even remember how old all of them are for sure anymore
08) Men: Boxers or briefs? Women: Granny panties, bikini-cut panties, or thong? Commandos go commando.
09) What is your worst habit? Never sleeping because I stay up late on the internet. So bad, I know.

Entertainment
10) What's your favorite video game? Ace Combat 5?
11) Best video gaming moment/accomplishment? Beating the NES game Top Gun. Seriously, it took me 14 years to do it.
12) Favourite TV show? We don't get television in any of the lands I get to live in.
13) Favorite band/musical artist? My Chemical Romance.
14) Favourite movie? I don't understand! Favourite?
15) Favourite actor/actress? yup yup


EoFF
16) Why did you join EoFF in the first place? I was looking for something to do on the internet so I did a search for FF and found the frontsite. Then, against my better judgement, I joined the forums.
17) Have you ever met anyone from the boards? Several. I couldn't hope to remember them all but Quiltstar, Psy, Jojee, Baloki and Iceglow stand out the most.
18) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do? Kaycee, Joy and I would celebrate new years...
19) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original? I went by a different name for a few days when I first registered, but you'll have to bother kishi to see if he remembers what it is 'cause I'm not telling.

Love
20) Are you currently in a relationship? If you aren't, would you like to be? Describe relationship? I have no steady girl, but yeah.
21) Where did you meet your significant other? If you don't have one, where would you like to meet them? It was either online or in the real world.
22) What was the most awkward adolescent moment you've had with a crush? I really liked this girl Charlotte and was gonna ask her out but she found out before I did and shot me down before I could ask


Miscellaneous

23) What is the closest you've come to dying in your life? Getting shot at? Getting blown up by bombs? Being chased by a horny bull? Probably one of them.
24) What is your greatest achievement in life thus far? On the flipside, what is your greatest regret, if you have any? If you don't, why not? I don't feel like I've specifically achieved anything. It's more like Forest Gump where I just drift along to what comes next. I regret living so far away from home and everyone I grew up with for so long. I wish I was there now.
25) If you could have dinner with 5 people from any point in history, who would you invite over and why?Cher H, Mark F, Jake J, Kaycee C and Steve M. Screw famous people. I'm already friends with these guys so it's garunteed to be fun.
26) If you could have the power to use one act of god, to do ANYTHING, but only for one shot, what would you do? ???? Give myself awesome hair for the rest of my life. No use playing with serious things when you don't know the consequences.
27) Do you have any particular hobbies other than gaming? Reading, drawing, guitar, the internet and partying with friends. With my friends it's a full time hobby.
28) Most embarrassing moment of your life? Hehe! I think my sister caught me giving myself a good time once, but I'll never know for sure.
29) What's your masterplan for life? How do you live? Master plan is to get married and have some kids. I live by enjoying the day to day.
30) Tell us your favorite joke. No

Multiple Choice Form

1) Which historical figure can you most relate to:
C)Genghis Khan~ Random choice really.

2) Greatest empire in history:
D)Roman~ Just cause.


3) Favorite FF7 character:
I) That NPC at the Chocobo square who would sometimes say "I-I lost..." and sink to their knees because you could make Cloud stand in front of them and make it look like he was getting a blow job ~ Way to not list Yuffie, jerk!



4) What do you do if a person of the non-preferred sex started hitting you:
D) Politely decline the offer but express gratitude for the interest. ~ Cause my choice wasn't listed again.



5) you see blind old cat lady drop 100 dollars on the street. What do you do?

E) Give her the money in exchange for being able to take photos with all of her cats to post in the photo thread, garnering you total attention for a half page! ~Don't really need the attention though.


6) You come across the most rare and wonderful of internet dwellers, the female. Do you:

C) Comment furiously on their appearance and personality hoping that they will not go back to that horrific real world and once again leave you on your lonesome behind your computer ~STOP LEAVING ME


7) EoFF is being overrun by a pack of furries! What do we do!?

A) Just roll over and let Baloki yiff you and hope it all goes away ~This may or may not have already happened at an EOFF meetup



8) "You're approaching an attractive member of your preferred sex, when all of a sudden you let out a colossal fart. What do you do?"

A) Lean over and whisper unabashedly “You know what I like the most...?” ~I guess...




9) Something awful returns and proceeds to make a mockery of EoFF on their website. You are one of the main attractions in their freakshow of horrors. How do you respond?

D) Cry with joy that you've been recognized on a large Internet community for something! ~They need to come back

10)Best fantasy series?

C) Harry Potter. Harry x Snape? ~Nah, Moaning Myrtle x Hermione

Here are the answers~

[krissy]

gloria (gloria)
mutat valde Razgriz (valde Razgriz)
revelat ipsum (revelat ipsum)
primum daemon scelestus est (daemon est)

gloria
mutat valde Razgriz
revelat ipsum
primum daemon scelestus est


matthu,

fave plane?