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[Rye]

We're gonna do this one a little differently. Before I post Rodarian's Eyes on You, you guys will guess Rodarian's answer to the multiple choice form. And then tomorrow, I'll post his answers AND survey, then you ask of zee questions! Got it?

Originally Posted by PLEASE BE FILLING OUT THIS FORM

1) Which historical figure can you most relate to:
A) Mohandas Ghandi
B) Richard Milhous Nixon
C) Genghis Khan
D) Neville Chamberlain

2) Greatest empire in history:
A) British
B) French
c) Mongolian
D) Roman
E) Japanese
F) Ottoman


3) Favorite FF7 character:
A) Barrett
B) Sailor Suit Barrett
C) Mukki
D) Bugenhagen
E) Palmer
F) Don Corneo
G) Dio
H) Mr. Dolphin
I) That NPC at the Chocobo square who would sometimes say "I-I lost..." and sink to their knees because you could make Cloud stand in front of them and make it look like he was getting a blow job



4) What do you do if a person of the non-preferred sex started hitting you:

A) Make a long thread on EoEo complaining about this horrible ordeal!
B) Realize that the reason you have such trouble with women/men is because you're actually gay/straight and abandon all pretense at being gay/straight!
C) Politely decline the offer but express gratitude for the interest.
D) Gather your postcode crew and ride around in a nicked skoda drinking white lightning and shouting at people


5) you see blind old cat lady drop 100 dollars on the street. What do you do?

A) Don't touch it. It has probably been drenched in a wide selection of her fluids.
B) Post a thread on EoFF about how you returned the money and brag about your moral superiority for a week!
C) Use this money to buy volumes upon volumes of questionable anime.
D) Give her the money in exchange for being able to take photos with all of her cats to post in the photo thread, garnering you total attention for a half page!


6) You come across the most rare and wonderful of internet dwellers, the female. Do you:

A) Make contact with another one of your own in order to further solidify against the terrors of the internet,
B) Engage in polite conversation and rationally build a friendship,
C) Comment furiously on their appearance and personality hoping that they will not go back to that horrific real world and once again leave you on your lonesome behind your computer
D) Dress a teddybear in their clothes, and keep it forever as your own, stroking it lovingly throughout the day with a lustful look in your eyes


7) EoFF is being overrun by a pack of furries! What do we do!?

A) Just roll over and let Baloki yiff you and hope it all goes away
B) You're their inside man and you help them occupy the place, with them setting you up as the figurehead, you Quisling
C) Create a Ponzi scheme to make quick money so that you can buy EoFF and ban this plague, resulting in you getting 150 years in prison. Way to take one for the team!
D) Baton down the hatches with the last remnants of none perverted members in the safest area on EoFF, the video game music forum, and hold out until help arrives in the form of the regularly scheduled database crash


8) "You're approaching an attractive member of your preferred sex, when all of a sudden you let out a colossal fart. What do you do?"

A) Lean over and whisper unabashedly “You know what I like the most...?”
B) Weep on the spot
C) Carry on like it never happened
D) Make a thread about your faux-pas later on EoFF



9) Something awful returns and proceeds to make a mockery of EoFF on their website. You are one of the main attractions in their freakshow of horrors. How do you respond?

A) Post in the thread on SA and laugh at that Psychotic guy!
B) Take major offense and vow to leave EoFF, then come back in a week. I am NOT the JK Rowling of bad fan-fic. The guys on dA love it.
C) Laugh along and hope that they don't notice you on SA!
D) Cry with joy that you've been recognized on a large Internet community for something!

10)Best fantasy series?

A) Lord of the Rings. THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO EISENGARD!
B) Twilight! Do I dazzle you?
C) Harry Potter. Harry x Snape?
D) The Chronicles of Narnia. Let me into your wardrobe!

[Bunny]

Number 2 needs to be redone because it's missing the greatest empire.

[Jiro]

But his survey lets us deduce his personality which will allow us to correctly guess the answers to the quiz. I don't like relying on luck.

1) B
2) B
3) F
4) C
5) C
6) C
7) D
8) C
9) A
10) A

[Shiny]

A)
B)
F)
C)
D)
B)
C)
D)
C)
B)

[Noctiluca]

A
D
B
C
D
D
A
C
D
C

Random guesses ftw!

[Rodarian]

Ho ho this highly amusing!! I better check my answers in comparison!!

And how did you know that I went to Costco!!!! Hmmm you Watchmen have a knack at being nosy! lol

[Breine]

A
E
B
C
A
A
A
A
A
A

[I'm my own MILF]

B
E
F
C
C
C
A
A
D
B