Santa touched Eyes on You's keyblade, but he was thinking of Tavrobel the whole time
Thanks for helping me out with EoY, Tav. You're the first of the year!
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
01) What is your real name?
You may call me Mister Man.
02) How old are you, and when's your birthday?
19 years; 6/13/1990
03) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
5'9". This equates to 69 inches tall, or 175.3 centimeters; also 1.75 meters. I am floating around 150 pounds, or 68 kilograms.
04) Are you a male or female? A quina?
Male.
05) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?)
Sophomore (class of 2012). I also work with kids, but I won't tell you why. Go ahead, lob them pedophile insults at me.
06) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
Black and dark brown.
07) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?
An older sister.
08) Men: Boxers or briefs? Women: Granny panties, bikini-cut panties, or thong?
Boxers.
09) What is your worst habit?
That Diablo II addiction.
Entertainment 10) What's your favorite video game?
Starcraft.
11) Best video gaming moment/accomplishment?
Finding high runes in Diablo II.
EoFF 16) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
Something involving a dead CD drive and needing Final Fantasy information way back when.
17) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?
Not anyone who posted for a long amount of time.
18) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
I'd probably insult, beat, berate, or brutalize them in a variety of manners.
19) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
Tavern Belle, as a joke by rubah. Otherwise, no.
Love 20) Are you currently in a relationship? If you aren't, would you like to be?
No, and yes.
21) Where did you meet your significant other? If you don't have one, where would you like to meet them?
Preferably in about five seconds, and in my chair.
22) What was the most awkward adolescent moment you've had with a crush?
Empty box of chocolate. It was less awkward than awesome.
Miscellaneous 23) What is the closest you've come to dying in your life?
Car accidents that were not my fault. I wasn't the driver, though.
24) What is your greatest achievement in life thus far? On the flipside, what is your greatest regret, if you have any? If you don't, why not?
I can only list one for each? Well...
25) If you could have dinner with 5 people from any point in history, who would you invite over and why?
Ho Chi Minh, if only because I could learn why he did what he did. Andy Reid, if only to tell him that next year, he should draft another Running Back. Two Starcraft mapmakers, Shmidley and Radhruin (old friends). The last would be a girl by the name Diff EQ Girl. Then I would drug her.
26) If you could have the power to use one act of god, to do ANYTHING, but only for one shot, what would you do?
I'd say hello to that dinner date with Diff EQ Girl.
27) Do you have any particular hobbies other than gaming?
Tedious information solving, problem solving, and generally mistreating people.
28) Most embarrassing moment of your life? Hehe!
If they were my most embarrassing, they occurred in childhood, and I have repressed them.
29) What's your masterplan for life? How do you live?
Day to day. Whatever I'm doing is working, so why change it?
30) Tell us your favorite joke.
It's a long, five minute joke that requires physical movement as part of the joke. Suffice it to say, it starts with "the two greatest philosophers," and ends with "that guy is such an asshole" in an Italian accent.
Ask him questions, comment on his EoY, and guess his answers to THIS FORM HERE
1) Which historical figure can you most relate to:
A) Mohandas Ghandi
B) Richard Milhous Nixon
C) Genghis Khan
D) Neville Chamberlain
2) Greatest empire in history:
A) British
B) French
c) Mongolian
D) Roman
E) Japanese
F) Ottoman
3) Favorite FF7 character:
A) Barrett
B) Sailor Suit Barrett
C) Mukki
D) Bugenhagen
E) Palmer
F) Don Corneo
G) Dio
H) Mr. Dolphin
I) That NPC at the Chocobo square who would sometimes say "I-I lost..." and sink to their knees because you could make Cloud stand in front of them and make it look like he was getting a blow job
4) What do you do if a person of the non-preferred sex started hitting you:
A) Make a long thread on EoEo complaining about this horrible ordeal!
B) Realize that the reason you have such trouble with women/men is because you're actually gay/straight and abandon all pretense at being gay/straight!
C) Politely decline the offer but express gratitude for the interest.
D) Gather your postcode crew and ride around in a nicked skoda drinking white lightning and shouting at people
5) you see blind old cat lady drop 100 dollars on the street. What do you do?
A) Don't touch it. It has probably been drenched in a wide selection of her fluids.
B) Post a thread on EoFF about how you returned the money and brag C) about your moral superiority for a week!
D) Use this money to buy volumes upon volumes of questionable anime.
E) Give her the money in exchange for being able to take photos with all of her cats to post in the photo thread, garnering you total attention for a half page!
6) You come across the most rare and wonderful of internet dwellers, the female. Do you:
A) Make contact with another one of your own in order to further solidify against the terrors of the internet,
B) Engage in polite conversation and rationally build a friendship,
C) Comment furiously on their appearance and personality hoping that they will not go back to that horrific real world and once again leave you on your lonesome behind your computer
D) Dress a teddybear in their clothes, and keep it forever as your own, stroking it lovingly throughout the day with a lustful look in your eyes
7) EoFF is being overrun by a pack of furries! What do we do!?
A) Just roll over and let Baloki yiff you and hope it all goes away
B) You're their inside man and you help them occupy the place, with them setting you up as the figurehead, you Quisling
C) Create a Ponzi scheme to make quick money so that you can buy EoFF and ban this plague, resulting in you getting 150 years in prison. Way to take one for the team!
D) Baton down the hatches with the last remnants of none perverted members in the safest area on EoFF, the video game music forum, and hold out until help arrives in the form of the regularly scheduled database crash
8) "You're approaching an attractive member of your preferred sex, when all of a sudden you let out a colossal fart. What do you do?"
A) Lean over and whisper unabashedly “You know what I like the most...?”
B) Weep on the spot
C) Carry on like it never happened
D) Make a thread about your faux-pas later on EoFF
9) Something awful returns and proceeds to make a mockery of EoFF on their website. You are one of the main attractions in their freakshow of horrors. How do you respond?
A) Post in the thread on SA and laugh at that Psychotic guy!
B) Take major offense and vow to leave EoFF, then come back in a week. I am NOT the JK Rowling of bad fan-fic. The guys on dA love it.
C) Laugh along and hope that they don't notice you on SA!
D) Cry with joy that you've been recognized on a large Internet community for something!
10)Best fantasy series?
A) Lord of the Rings. THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO EISENGARD!
B) Twilight! Do I dazzle you?
C) Harry Potter. Harry x Snape?
D) The Chronicles of Narnia. Let me into your wardrobe!
Remember, the person who is the best at guessing throughout the entire Eyes on You event may get a prize.
Santa touched Eyes on You's keyblade, but he was thinking of Tavrobel the whole time 
09-03-2009, 02:03 AM
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