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It's that time again. Our favorite cheesy-titled themed event!
What's that? You don't know what Eyes on You is? Well, you're in for a great treat!
Eyes on You
Version 2.0
What a fantastic history it has! Citing the well written EoFF Wiki (Seriously, guys, read it!) Started years ago by edczxcvbnm and with the help of Citizen Bleys, the torch was passed down from The Abominatrix, to my good friend DK, and then I had the honor of hosting it last year.
Eyes on You consists of answering a survey of questions, and having a few days devoted to everyone reading your answers, and asking you questions. It's really fun, and good way to learn about your fellow members.
But this year, on the cusp of a new decade, we're doing something new.
To make EoY new and fresh, DK and I have put our heads together (mostly DK, for his brilliant badman mind  ), and worked with a few others to change a few things about EoY.
Here are the new changes:
 Our survey is now 30 questions instead of 40. I've also changed a few questions. More importantly, we've added a new feature to EoY. Each participant will fill out a 10 question multiple choice questionnaire and send it in along with the 30 question survey. When it is say, Psychotic's turn, I will post his 30 question survey on which people can comment and ask questions to, like the past EoY. But on top of that, members will also guess what Psychotic answered in the 10 question multiple choice form. Then 1-2 days later, I will post his multiple choice form and we will discuss and see who guessed best. The time each person is featured will be increased due to the nature of this event. Be sure to participate. Perhaps the person who guesses the best throughout all of the EoY submissions will win a special title, or prize?
Please ask questions if you are confused. I understand it's a change from the old Eyes on You!
And now, finally, our new two forms:
Eyes on You Survey Form
You!
01) What is your real name?
02) How old are you, and when's your birthday?
03) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
04) Are you a male or female? A quina?
05) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?)
06) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
07) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?
08) Men: Boxers or briefs? Women: Granny panties, bikini-cut panties, or thong?
09) What is your worst habit?
Entertainment
10) What's your favorite video game?
11) Best video gaming moment/accomplishment?
12) Favourite TV show?
13) Favorite band/musical artist?
14) Favourite movie?
15) Favourite actor/actress?
EoFF
16) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
17) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?
18) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
19) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
Love
20) Are you currently in a relationship? If you aren't, would you like to be?
21) Where did you meet your significant other? If you don't have one, where would you like to meet them?
22) What was the most awkward adolescent moment you've had with a crush?
Miscellaneous
23) What is the closest you've come to dying in your life?
24) What is your greatest achievement in life thus far? On the flipside, what is your greatest regret, if you have any? If you don't, why not?
25) If you could have dinner with 5 people from any point in history, who would you invite over and why?
26) If you could have the power to use one act of god, to do ANYTHING, but only for one shot, what would you do?
27) Do you have any particular hobbies other than gaming?
28) Most embarrassing moment of your life? Hehe!
29) What's your masterplan for life? How do you live?
30) Tell us your favorite joke.
Multiple Choice Form
1) Which historical figure can you most relate to:
A) Mohandas Ghandi
B) Richard Milhous Nixon
C) Genghis Khan
D) Neville Chamberlain
2) Greatest empire in history:
A) British
B) French
c) Mongolian
D) Roman
E) Japanese
F) Ottoman
3) Favorite FF7 character:
A) Barrett
B) Sailor Suit Barrett
C) Mukki
D) Bugenhagen
E) Palmer
F) Don Corneo
G) Dio
H) Mr. Dolphin
I) That NPC at the Chocobo square who would sometimes say "I-I lost..." and sink to their knees because you could make Cloud stand in front of them and make it look like he was getting a blow job
4) What do you do if a person of the non-preferred sex started hitting you:
A) Make a long thread on EoEo complaining about this horrible ordeal!
B) Realize that the reason you have such trouble with women/men is because you're actually gay/straight and abandon all pretense at being gay/straight!
D) Politely decline the offer but express gratitude for the interest.
E) Gather your postcode crew and ride around in a nicked skoda drinking white lightning and shouting at people
5) you see blind old cat lady drop 100 dollars on the street. What do you do?
A) Don't touch it. It has probably been drenched in a wide selection of her fluids.
B) Post a thread on EoFF about how you returned the money and brag C) about your moral superiority for a week!
D) Use this money to buy volumes upon volumes of questionable anime.
E) Give her the money in exchange for being able to take photos with all of her cats to post in the photo thread, garnering you total attention for a half page!
6) You come across the most rare and wonderful of internet dwellers, the female. Do you:
A) Make contact with another one of your own in order to further solidify against the terrors of the internet,
B) Engage in polite conversation and rationally build a friendship,
C) Comment furiously on their appearance and personality hoping that they will not go back to that horrific real world and once again leave you on your lonesome behind your computer
D) Dress a teddybear in their clothes, and keep it forever as your own, stroking it lovingly throughout the day with a lustful look in your eyes
7) EoFF is being overrun by a pack of furries! What do we do!?
A) Just roll over and let Baloki yiff you and hope it all goes away
B) You're their inside man and you help them occupy the place, with them setting you up as the figurehead, you Quisling
C) Create a Ponzi scheme to make quick money so that you can buy EoFF and ban this plague, resulting in you getting 150 years in prison. Way to take one for the team!
D) Baton down the hatches with the last remnants of none perverted members in the safest area on EoFF, the video game music forum, and hold out until help arrives in the form of the regularly scheduled database crash
8) "You're approaching an attractive member of your preferred sex, when all of a sudden you let out a colossal fart. What do you do?"
A) Lean over and whisper unabashedly “You know what I like the most...?”
B) Weep on the spot
C) Carry on like it never happened
D) Make a thread about your faux-pas later on EoFF
9) Something awful returns and proceeds to make a mockery of EoFF on their website. You are one of the main attractions in their freakshow of horrors. How do you respond?
A) Post in the thread on SA and laugh at that Psychotic guy!
B) Take major offense and vow to leave EoFF, then come back in a week. I am NOT the JK Rowling of bad fan-fic. The guys on dA love it.
C) Laugh along and hope that they don't notice you on SA!
D) Cry with joy that you've been recognized on a large Internet community for something!
10)Best fantasy series?
A) Lord of the Rings. THEY'VE TAKEN THE HOBBITS TO EISENGARD!
B) Twilight! Do I dazzle you?
C) Harry Potter. Harry x Snape?
D) The Chronicles of Narnia. Let me into your wardrobe!
Last edited by Rye; 08-30-2009 at 08:04 PM..
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08-30-2009, 07:58 PM
