01) What is your real name?
Pontus! It's Greek for sea or some crap like that.
02) What're your Nicknames, if you have any?
Noctiluca called me sissy-boy. Does that count?
03) How old are you, and when's your birthday?
Too old to rock n' roll; too young to die.
04) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
I'm really tall and my BMI is somewhere around
smurfing perfect.
05) Are you a male or female? A hermaphrodite?
Ask your MUM! If she doesn't know, ask your dad I guess?
06) Where do you live? (City and State/Country)
In the southern parts of the land of naked policewomen.
07) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?)
I design stuffs. Well, that's what I'll probably do after college, anyway. In my spare time:
08) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
Dirty blonde, greenish eyes.
09) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?
Apart from my brothas on the street? One brother, five years older, and two sisters, five and six years younger.
10) What size shoe do you wear?
My footprints are so large they are investigated by archaeologists and cryptozoologists with giant magnifying glasses like Sherlock smurfing Holmes.
Entertainment 11) What's your favorite video game?
I think without doubt that it might definitely be Final Fantasy IX. For sure, maybe.
12) And more specifically, which Final Fantasy title is your favorite?
Devil May Cry III
13) Favourite FF character? Why? 
Because s/he does what s/he wants and you have a problem. N-no, wait...
14) Favourite gaming genre? (ie: RPG, action, etc)
Oh boy. Something nerdy, I think. Pretty much anything where I can make friends with the AI and thus pretend I have a social life.
15) Favourite TV show?
Dexter, right now! Life on Mars was equally good, if not better, but it was never intended for more than two seasons.
16) Favourite music genre? (ie: punk, country, etc)
Cubistic funk.
17) List five of your favorite bands/singers/musicians
Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, The Shins, Joanna Newsom, Nirvana.
18) Favourite movie?
Golly, I'll be darned if I knew. A lot come to mind, but one I really adore is Things We Lost in The Fire. I don't have an absolute favourite, I think.
19) Favourite movie genre? (ie: comedy, romance, etc)
Substance.
20) Favourite actor/actress?
Cate Blanchett, I think.
EoFF 21) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
I wanted to participate in an online questionnaire about myself and have other members ask me random questions at which I would reply humourously. Lenna's riddles in the game forums also helped a little.
22) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?
Cz and Psychotic have become voices in my head but other than that, no.
23) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
I don't want to choose just one! Noctiluca and Quin are both my dearly beloved and highly esteemed, it would probably be one of them. If I met Kyle for a day we would just kind of sit around and be awkward together and thusly bond. If I met Quin for a day he would make me tea and scones and talk to me while I agree and sit around being awkward and thusly bond (???). In either case I would be wearing a mask in order to hide my shame and be even more awkward.
24) Do you frequent any other message boards? If so, which?
I have no other gods beside WarrenW and his band of jovial jugglers.
25) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
I'm kicking it original baby. Not as in kicking a baby, dudes. I ain't going back to jail!
Love 26) Are you currently in a relationship? If you arent, would you like to be?
I love and loathe myself, if that counts!
27) Where did you meet your significant other?
In the dreary depths of my subconcious.
28) Have you ever been in love?
Triangular theory-wise, I've been down on the lower left, but the rest is still unexplored. I feel like Indiana Jones!
29) If you could marry anyone in the world (based off love, money, or merely physical attraction), who would it be?
The Andrews Sisters. All three of them, all polygamy style. I wanna be their
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
30) How old were you when you received your first kiss?
My momma gave me a real big one when I was
super young, mates. How about that.
16 or 17. Miscellaneous 31) Do you have a Mission in life? Or something you vow you will do before you die?
My foremost goal has long been to kiss Betty Boop, but someone told me she wasn't real (
), so my new first goal is to kiss Kimya Dawson. My second goal is to visit the leaning tower of Pisa and make immature phallic puns about it.
32) Where is your dream holiday/vacation destination?
Iceland! I want to see if I can freeze myself into a glacier and simultaneously be best buddies with a cachalot.
33) What is your greatest achievement in life thus far?
Sitting through the whole of Lords of Dogtown. Wait a minute, I never could bare that. It would have to be giving birth to a baby boy, then.
34) On the flipside, what is your greatest regret, if you have any? If you don't, why not?
Sitting through 30 minutes of Lords of Dogtown. And giving birth to a baby girl.
35) If you could have dinner with 5 people from any point in history, who would you invite over and why?
Seat 1: Ricki Lake with accompanying audience, so they could all yell at me about what the hell is wrong with me.
Seat 2: Napoleon Bonaparte, so I could pick on him for having stupid pants.
Seat 3 and 4: Luciano Pavarotti, who would have to sing all his conversations if he wanted any food.
Seat 5: A capuchin monkey. They're so sweet!
36) If you could have the power to use one act of god, to do ANYTHING, but only for one shot, what would you do?
Pretty much anyone that's legal. I'm not so picky!
37) Do you like to dance? Lets dance!
I only dance rhumba.
38) What's the moon REALLY made of?
Navel fluff and that gunk in your eyes when you wake up.
39) Do you have any particular hobbies other than gaming?
I like to move-it-move-it! I like to move-it-move-it! I like to, uh...
40) What's your masterplan for life? How do you live?
I plan to enjoy the ride. That's all there is to it, really!
Eyes on You wants to get animated with Rantzien! 
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