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[Evastio]

Well Momiji seems to hate you a lot.

Bill Cosby's funny faces are what make him so awesome though.

I mean he's all wide eyed a lot of the time, his smiles are contagious, and he bobs his head a lot!!

[NeoCracker]

If I were to go to a bar to pick up chicks, would you be my non-discriminating friend? You know, the guy who'll take the big fat friend home so I get get down with the hottie?

What are your thoughts on Herpes?

Have you ever been tested for an STD?

Is it true that if you don't use it, you'll loose it?

Why the hell do some women call Vibrators a "John West"?

[Goldenboko]

Originally Posted by NeoCracker ^

If I were to go to a bar to pick up chicks, would you be my non-discriminating friend? You know, the guy who'll take the big fat friend home so I get get down with the hottie?

Of course I'd take her home man! As long as you mean home to her house.

Originally Posted by NeoCracker ^

What are your thoughts on Herpes?

STD's suck in general. But, I feel far worse for the older couples that get it, then the teenagers. I feel very empathetic toward my peers, I view too many of them as stupid and irresponsible.

Originally Posted by NeoCracker ^

Have you ever been tested for an STD?

No need. I don't do Needle Drugs, I've yet to have sex, etc.

Originally Posted by NeoCracker ^

Is it true that if you don't use it, you'll loose it?

I asked my Health teacher that to be a smartass punk. He said no.

Originally Posted by NeoCracker ^

Why the hell do some women call Vibrators a "John West"?

This is going to be very awkward but I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question. Vibrators where originally produced in the Wild West, where a woman would go to a 'Salon', they'd pay then lay their stomach/back on a table, which would have these rotators near the *clears throat" area. The rotator's would spin, pleasuring the female. Thus modern day jests of this have dawned Wild West-esqe names ex. "John West".

[NeoCracker]

Didn't actually expect an answer for that last one.

[Goldenboko]

Originally Posted by NeoCracker ^

Didn't actually expect an answer for that last one.

History Channel. They talk a lot more about Sex then you'd think xD

[Evastio]

So are you and Rengori on good terms now or does he still hate you?

[Goldenboko]

Originally Posted by Evastio ^

So are you and Rengori on good terms now or does he still hate you?

Rengori has never hated me. We joke, but as he was making fun of me, we where PMing each other xD

[Evastio]

Although it was a while ago I still don't get this: how come you weren't offended at all from people not appreciating your April Fools Joke? If that was me I'd be really upset about how much I got insulted and probably would leave EoFF forever.