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[Evastio]

I can't believe I'm finally doing an EoY.

Kentarou:
Turnips VS. Frogs. Which one is betterer?
Frogs. Turnips don't help get rid mosquitoes, flies, and other annoying insects

Rye:
Do you really think that I have a secret IRL boyfriend that doesn't know about MILFy and EoFF? xD
So I take it that MILF was your real life boyfriend all along right? I feel so dumb right now.

rubah:
if you didn't have to worry about her brother hunting you down, would you kiss dixie?
Who told you I had a thing for her?

Rye:
Her boyfriend would hunt him down too!
What's so wrong with liking Dixie?

If her brother and her boyfriend wouldn't hunt me down if I kissed her I would.

Aerith's Knight:
If 2 tomatoes and a cabbage started asking you the meaning of life, would you use them in a salad?
If they were still talking after I answered their question I wouldn't.

How awesome is GA?
It's a really funny and cute anime so it's really awesome.

How awsome is Avatar?
Let's let Sokka answer that for us:

The Avatar is cool
It's a really funny show
And it's got me (Sokka) in it!!

(Haiku house master comes) Sorry, you used two extra syllables. I'll have to kick you out. (Throws Sokka out of the Haiku house)

How freaking awesomesauce is cabbage man?
Right next to Jet and Zuko, he's my most favourite character in the Avatar.

How ultimate super freaking awesomesauce is Ty lee?
I find her a little too optimistic. But for a villainous character she's quite nice.

Do you breakdance, or just fall on the floor?
I do a little of both.

Do people still applause?
I don't think so.

rubah:
she has a boyfriend now?! holy crap!
I didn't know that either. All of the awesome girls just have to be taken don't they...

Goldenboko:
Would you mind if I called you Evast! Because it makes you sound like a pirate?
No. I hate pirates. They're too primitive and funny looking.

If you really wanted to I guess I could let you call me by my other identities like Kamundios, Tarboosnan, Fiduciano, Kyudi, Syril, and Aspernatio.

Speaking about Pirates. Pirates Or Ninjas?
Definitely Ninjas. Their fighting style is so smooth and refined. They're also really secretive and silent which I find awesome.

or ?
The yellow chocobo since it's been around longer than the... (realizes the black chocobo is bobbing his head like Bill Cosby)

Okay never mind. I like the black chocobo smiley better.

or ?
Mogs since they're from the older FFs.

And What is your favorite TV show?
If Super Smash Bros. Brawl was a TV show I'd say that. I don't really watch TV anymore so I guess I don't have one.

[Goldenboko]

Are you implying that Faris is primitive and funny looking?

[Evastio]

Goldenboko:
Are you implying that Faris is primitive and funny looking?
Yes!!

Well, not really. She doesn't have one of those open vests and chest hair like most pirates do (then again she's a girl so of course she wouldn't have any). But she does talk like a pirate a lot so I guess she is somewhat primitive.

[rubah]

Evastio honey, if you're bitterly disappointed at not getting a chance to see a girl, it's natural to assume you had feelings for her

Q. if I were your age and not dating hsu, would you date me? ^_^

[Heath]

If I ran for president of the USA, would you be willing to commit electoral fraud to help me win the election?

[Jessweeee♪]

QUICK!


PICK A WORD!

[Sagensyg]

O, HI d00d.

Know any Latin?

Where did you think of Evastio from?

If you told me your name, would I believe it?

When I use this smiley: , what do you think of?

How about like this:

Right now babeh!

?


So, ?

If I were your age and not dating, would you date me?

argudefkal?

xbvcjsofd!?

[Evastio]

I'm suprised that no one's asked me for a picture of me yet. I guess that's because I showed it to everyone that I trust and everyone that would want to know.

rubah:
Evastio honey, if you're bitterly disappointed at not getting a chance to see a girl, it's natural to assume you had feelings for her
Yeah. I guess I kind of made that a little too obvious...

If I were your age and not dating hsu, would you date me? ^_^
Of course.

Hsu's going to kill me for saying that. Just like he did when I sent you that Valentine PM.

Heath:
If I ran for president of the USA, would you be willing to commit electoral fraud to help me win the election?
(sarcasm) If I knew how to commit electoral fraud I might.

Jessweeee:
QUICK! PICK A WORD!
(quotes Bill Cosby) Bicycles!!

Sagensyg:
Know any Latin?
A little.

Where did you think of Evastio from?
It's not from any language.

It's basically a name I came up with. Back in Grade 5 a friend and I were trying to come up with cool sounding names for something I can't exactly remember. He came up with the names Aklan and Emokichuk. I tried to come up with cool names as well but he didn't like my name ideas like Gatradis and Kyudis. Evastio was the only name he found cool. When I was making my EoFF account I wanted to make my name a cool one that nobody else would be using. Evastio was one of the first ones that came to mind so I decided to stick with that name.

Takaran was another one I was thinking of using but since there was a member named Takara already I decided I wouldn't use that name.

If you told me your name, would I believe it?
No. Most EoFFers have weird reactions when I tell them my real name. Well, except for girls.

When I use this smiley: , what do you think of?
Someone extremely flirty and dirty.

How about like this:

Right now babeh!

?
Something even more dirty.

So, ?
No.

If I were your age and not dating, would you date me?
No. You're a man.

argudefkal?
I'm afraid not.

xbvcjsofd!?
NEVER!!