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[DK]

s the space to do a proper one. Give me a break, man, i'm drinking Chai tea and writing a movie review.


The Usual Suspects

01) What is your real name?

Mike

02) What're your Nicknames, if you have any?

Online: PG, Peegee, Peeg (curse you BoB so many people call me Peeg)
Offline: My name is Mike. Don't call me Michael. UGH

03) How old are you, and when's your birthday?

I'm an incredible 28 years of age. Sometimes my birthday falls on USA's thanksgiving. Specifically it's the 24th of November. Incidentally if my birthday falls on Thanksgiving does that mean all of usa is celebrating my birthday? I tend to think Yes.

04) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?

5'6 / 167.5 cm . I don't know how much I weigh but my mass is 165 pounds / 74.84 kg
I think I need to decrease my mass or change the fat in my body to muscle. Wah @ problem areas of men

05) Are you a male or female? A hermaphrodite? Quina?

/checks

I'm not sure, but I was born a male.

06) Where do you live? (City and State/Country)

China....

No, I live in Markham, Ontario

07) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?)

I manage group emails, distribution lists, and global groups for AT&T USA. I do this from Canada. I'm asian.

08) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)

Black and Brown. Though nobody really has black hair naturally.

09) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?

I have two brothers. One is 3.5 years younger making him 25 years old. The other is just under 11 years younger, making him 17 years old for some reason.

10) What size shoe do you wear?

US size 10.

Entertainment

11) What's your favorite video game?

World of Warcraft. SAVE ME NO NEVER MIND I DON'T WANT TO BE SAVED I LOVE IT HERE

12) And more specifically, which Final Fantasy title is your favorite?

I think FF7 is my favorite but I've never played it through. I don't know anything about FF1-6 so stop flaming me for not being old school.

13) Favourite FF character? Why?

Duh, I am the fighter. I gives away all of our shineys.

14) Favourite gaming genre? (ie: RPG, action, etc)

Moo RPGs

15) Favourite TV show?

Good question. I used to say Heroes. I'll stick with that.

16) Favourite music genre? (ie: punk, country, etc)

House and Techno. They started playing some ghetto house on the radio. I likey.

17) List five of your favorite bands/singers/musicians

Meh. I can't list 5 because I don't like bands. That level of devotion is beyond me.

Kylie Minogue
Marilyn Manson

18) Favourite movie?

Forrest Gump

19) Favourite movie genre? (ie: comedy, romance, etc)

Horror. Boo!

20) Favourite actor/actress?

Brad Pitt. Though I also have a soft spot for Marlon Brando.

EoFF

21) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?

Way way back in the day, I was a member of ff8.gamegurus.net (now defunct). The forum was going down, so a lot of the members mentioned EoFF as a good forum to go to. I don't remember any members from gamegurus except for aeris2001 though, which is a shame.

22) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?

Oh man, no this again.

In order as best as I can recall:

Tokki
TheAbominatrix
Kawaii Ryukishi
Necronopticous
Cid / Sean
Cid's Wife
Miriel
Del Murder
Kalen
WHO IS KALEN'S BF IS HE A MEMBER OF THE SITE?
Shlupquack
ButthePoncho
Leeza
James / Araciel
Enano
Mindflare
Chemical (she was hiding in the kitchen!)

I think this covers it.


23) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?

I've spent several entire days with James/Araciel and Chemical, and Enano, and Mindflare, and Tokki, and spent an afternoon with Ashley(TehAbominatrix)

I wanna meet pho-ah

24) Do you frequent any other message boards? If so, which?

Check the off topic forums in world of warcraft's forums sometime. Do a search for pg.

25) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?

Too many to list. Amanda Panda once renamed me to Ching Chong! ^_^

Love

26) Are you currently in a relationship? If you arent, would you like to be?

No, and probably no. However too many people I know are in one, and it always makes me think to be in one.

27) Where did you meet your significant other?

No U

28) Have you ever been in love?

FSKLDFJSKDLJ DIE DEMON SPAWN

29) If you could marry anyone in the world (based off love, money, or merely physical attraction), who would it be?

[insert the name of the richest woman over the age of 80. Preferably 90]. Then again, it looks like I can make 300 grand just by marrying Britney Spears for a few hours, huh?

30) How old were you when you received your first kiss?

I think I was 16. Spin the bottle during a summer trip when things got too boring. I assure you it caused more drama than it should have. Stupid kids.

Miscellaneous

31) Do you have a Mission in life? Or something you vow you will do before you die?

I vow to escape the treachery of a life of servitude to one's job asap.

32) Where is your dream holiday/vacation destination?

I want to visit the UK next!

33) What is your greatest achievement in life thus far?

I'm asian. Seriously though I think my greatest achievement in life is accepting that there aren't any objective truths and overcoming the despair that such thoughts tend to come with. I also managed to not be racist which probably isn't a big deal to most of you who haven't had to grow up during a period when 'zomg they're asian' was a valid thing to say when you first meet asians.

34) On the flipside, what is your greatest regret, if you have any? If you don't, why not?

My greatest regret in life is that I had to pay money to get to where I am philosophically. Meh, who cares? FOOD FIGHT

35) If you could have dinner with 5 people from any point in history, who would you invite over and why?

I would pull Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Hitler and...Leopold II of Belgium out of random points of history so that they can take over the world. I'm evil that way.

36) If you could have the power to use one act of god, to do ANYTHING, but only for one shot, what would you do?

Decisions, Decisions. I could conceivably just modify certain universal constants so that life could never form / continue to exist, or I could just make myself filthy rich. I'll probably consider it for a few days and choose the latter.

37) Do you like to dance? Lets dance!

YES. Even when I'm listening to music I'm dancing in my mind. It's practice!

38) What's the moon REALLY made of?

Moon money. And it's mine, McCutcheon!

39) Do you have any particular hobbies other than gaming?

I lift weights and sometimes I watch old tv shows for nostalgic purposes. It's a hobby!

40) What's your masterplan for life? How do you live?

I live one moment at a time. I may strive to retire asap but I always get distracted.

[~*~Celes~*~]

1.What kind of azn are you?

2.lol, asl?

3.pika pika pikachu?

[Harle-Quin]

Mike is very azn. Are you ashamed?

What would you do if you found a naked Rantzien under your bed?

For how long?

Why?

[NeoCracker]

Well, I really don't like you.

Why is this?

[Chemical]

would you say you're yellow? or off white?

[Breine]

Who's your favourite character on "Heroes" and why?

[41-Inches-Wide]

Aicha offer China ninja poison. Take it. Y/N/Options

Philosophically, what do you think of oysters?

Also you inherently seek for love. Deep inside you long for it. You give it away from saying ASL. So you know, it means Asian Seeks Lover?

Are you able to pay your loans on time?

Are you involved with slave traders?

What do you think of Canada?

What about K-Mart?

Do you have a stock market portfolio? WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!


Instructions: Answer in 15 minutes or less. Underline words you think are important. Do not underline proper nouns. You timer starts now.

[Pureghetto]

I like your questions.

1.What kind of azn are you?
No, eurasian. (I think this only works if you have an accent or know the joke)

2.lol, asl?
lolasl's Journal

3.pika pika pikachu?
Fun fact: "pika pi" is how Pikachu says Satoshi

4.Mike is very azn. Are you ashamed?
Asian pride? More like asian shame.

No I'm not ashamed. I am however very divorced from "my" (we own it you can't have it! -_-) culture.

What would you do if you found a naked Rantzien under your bed?
I looked up 'Rantzien' on google images and got a picture of a girl I wuold rate 5.5 to 6 tops. I'm sad.

For how long?
Is that a joke? At my expense?

Why?
Wercome to Chity Wok. Can I take youl older prease?

Well, I really don't like you.

Why is this?

Serious answer: LOL JK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE SERIOUS

Seriously though if I said 'cuz I'm asian', it would probably make you dislike me more. I've caused people (especially asians) a lot of grief on the WoW game.

would you say you're yellow? or off white?

Jaundice. I jest. Or do I? Yes. Yes I do. Every day.

Who's your favourite character on "Heroes" and why?

Dai Pinchu.

Originally Posted by Ayahcha

Aicha offer China ninja poison. Take it. Y/N/Options

Philosophically, what do you think of oysters?

Also you inherently seek for love. Deep inside you long for it. You give it away from saying ASL. So you know, it means Asian Seeks Lover?

Are you able to pay your loans on time?

Are you involved with slave traders?

What do you think of Canada?

What about K-Mart?

Do you have a stock market portfolio? WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!


Instructions: Answer in 15 minutes or less. Underline words you think are important. Do not underline proper nouns. You timer starts now.

I don't have a stock market portfolio. I fail. I foolishly depend on funds!

What about K-Mart? I don't think I've seen a K-Mart in years. I've seen a Walmart and it's fun. I'm going to go back there to buy a desk.

Canada rules. Okay eff this pretense of being silly. I grew up in Canada before fobs, before things like communities. I was probably the only asian kid in class and I dealt with it. They expanded the suburbs and my family thought 'me too' and moved in there. Now we have massive immigration and suddenly I have to start welcoming asians and sheltering them from the dirty anglo culture? Meh.

They say there's an Chinese man buried under every mile of the Trans-Canada railroad. Waaay back in the day they got a bunch of people from other countries to set explosives to blow up a path through Canada, and a lot of them died. I'm not sure how that has to do with slavery but Canada supposedly never had slaves.

I pay my loans on time but I still have some VISA debt to clear off. Then it's saving up to move in with Chemical!

I've never likened ASL to RSL. You have now exploded my brain.

I love Oysters. Remeber I'm asian.

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