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06-20-2009, 09:40 PM
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| Cid's Knight  | Welcome to the audience and a big welcome to you viewers at home. It's time for the finals, yes, the FINAL FINALS, of the show we call EoFF's Got Talent! Please sit back and enjoy the show as we present you with the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the frosting on the cake: our five finalists! Throughout the competition they have proven to be the best at what they do, and give us one hell of a show in doing so. They are! Caraliz - The dancer Don't let the image fool you; when Caraliz gets to dancing, she'll be popping, locking and krumping like you've never seen it done before. She'll move in ways thought impossible with regards to human anatomy, she'll shake the traditionalists out of their seats and amaze everybody else. Artemis would be proud. Laddy - The singer Perpetually in the spotlight, Laddy gets the undivided attention of the audience by smoothly brushing his goldy locks and fluttering his eyelashes. If you haven't swooned at this point, wait until he starts singing. This lad has a most divine voice, but most of all, he has the sparkling aura of Apollo himself and will brighten up any situation he's seen in. Levian - The magician Just watch him do his tricks. Top hat, tailcoat and a stunning smile to top it off, this man has unbelievably many aces up his sleeve. Watch him pull cods out of his hat, eat doves, and saw women in half for real and getting away with it. With a great attitude and more talents than Zeus could count, Levian is surely a worthy finalist. Although admittedly, I'm not quite sure about the mathematical aptitude of the Greek pantheon. Nevermind that! qwertysaur - The ventriloquist When he walks onstage, the crowd is unsure. Who is this little jew? What's he going to do? But when qwertysaur starts doing his thing, his talent is unquestionably extraordinary. The audience cheers and can't get enough of him! Often one to let one of his many mascots speak for him, this doesn't make him two-faced. On the contrary, qwerty is an honest person who can always be counted on. If Laddy has a divine voice, by Hermes, this young man has two! smittenkitten - The dompteuse Indubitably an incarnation of Demeter herself, smittenkitten appears as tame and harmless as she is comely. You need however only take a look at the beasts she faces without blinking to know that she can reverse the roles at will, instantly becoming a ferocious feline, rendering her partner a tame, harmless kitten. All shall love her--and despair. Now, fellow members, it is time for the big revelation. Who is the biggest talent of them all? Who will make us tremble in our seats? Who, do you think, is EoFF's next big thing? I, for one, am shaking in my shoes with excitement! Spill the beans, Award Guy! |
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06-20-2009, 09:43 PM
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