Oh, so here I am again. For the third time, slaving away at a speech for you. The last two times I gave you my heart, sweat, and blood. And all I get is this For those with attention deficiency disorders, here is a summarized snippet of the general ramblings for you to ponder over -
. Well guess guess what? smurf you all, and go DIAF!
But you won't be happy without a speech, so here it is.
AK, the guy who hits on anything with two legs, be it Man, women or Quina. He can shift from nice to ass in a matter of seconds. OOOO, yeah, thats weird. Let me tell you. More like the EoFF norm.
And now Evastio. Mister mysterious and paranoid, "Ohs no! They is going to stalk me if I posted the picture!"
And Boko. Boko's a tool. And a bag of them at that.
Laddy is a smurfing hippie. Damn cat eating bums. I hate you all.
And Leader of Mortals? GTFO. The only thing you lead are the sheep in Montana that the herders haven't already claimed for themselves. And then you probably sex them just like the herders. How do you like that one Mr. Big Tough Leader man?
And Pureghetto is the least ghetto bastard here, unless you count having a face so ugly you give other people drinking problems weird. And he's old. And I sincerely doubt he's pure, so he's just a liar my friends. A LIAR!
And Rye. Oh Rye. What can I say about you. You're not weird. You're creepy. Like the creepy old man who lures small boys into his van. You don't need an award, you need jail time.
And Finally Rhe Ceej. Oh Ceej, if only you were worth paying attention to, then maybe I could have come up with something for you.
Hows that EoFF? Short enough for you? Did I manage to cut down on the minimal effort it takes to read a damn speech to a point you are satisfied?
See if I ever do anything for you worthless blobs of Human flesh again.
06-22-2008, 07:11 PM
Totally deserving winner.
