Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Are you some kind of Sex God? Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? Do you excel at anything and everything you have done in life? A single yes to one of these means you probably belong here. Where you may ask? The nominees for most Egotistical Member. These people believe themselves to be amazing, regardless of the fact they are more than likely overcompensating for something. Me, of course, being the exception. I am, after all, one smooth operator. But that’s another story entirely, for now lets get on to our Nominees.
He believes other people are stupid. All other people actually. He is the only exception to this, for he is Bunny. To him, no one can compare to himself, and he believes himself to be better than all other bunnies. This guy holds not one on his level, therefore here he is. Yes, I know this description isn’t that great. But I’m running on time constraints here people.
Milfy Milfy Milfy, why must you think you are so high above us? Is it because you have a midget of a Girlfriend? Is it because you argue on EoFF a lot? Or is it simply because of your hair? Well let me tell you Mr. Milf, none of those things are enough to make you as great as you think you are. However they seem to be enough to land you as a Nominee.
Why the hell is this Jon Thompson guy everywhere in these nominations? He is not here because he had an ego before this, but because so many of you people put him in so many nominees you knew he would gain one as soon as this thing started. Hell, it even boost my ego up.
Loony BoB thinks he’s so great being Senior Admin and all. Well with all that power, who could blame him. Sadly he has yet to accept the fact he only has that title because he’s an old fart who refuses to leave, not because he has more skill than the others. Silly BoB, until you realize this, you will always have a place in these nominees.
Okay, Psychotic was once a spammer. However, he became a CK. What were the admins thinking? Now he thinks he is so great that even though he is a spammer, he can become a CK. I don’t blame Psychotic for his Ego though, I blame the people who had put him in that position, unknowing releasing a demon.
You know, after all these speeches I’m starting to run out of Ideas. Especially since this is one of the last ones I’ve started writing. Why is pureghetto here? Because you people voted for him. No, I don’t have some almost Witty remark to make about him. I mean the only thing I”ve had up until this point is calling him an Azn, which by the way isn’t how its actually spelled. I just felt some of you should know this, as at least one of you probably thought it was by this point.
She is a Midget. Yes, I speak of Rye. A piece of bread who is capable of not only posting, but capable of stealing away Milf from me. Yes, she is bread and a midget. While not much of an accomplishment, she seems to think it is, and Milf seems to incourage this behavior by setting an example. Rye, being bread is actually not a good thing. I hate to break this to you. But regardless, welcome aboard with the other nominees.
Tavrobel, I’m done making jokes about you to. Hell, it will probably only make your ego bigger than it already is. I’ve probably fueled all of the others ego to by joking about them, thus making the problem even worse. So there will be no joke about you.
The Fonz, you are not The Fonz. Stop pretending you are. Really. He is far cooler than you, and you giving yourself his name will not put you on the same level. That is all.
TyphoonThaReapa has an ego because he believes that what the Blacks are suppose to have. Silly Typhoon, stereotypes aren’t always true. So when you try to be black, you don’t have to take on the ego. It just doesn’t suite you my friend. Just stick with being Emo, that’s my advice to you.
Well, there you go. Your nominations. And me, whom now has an Ego of his own. Why you may ask? Because I have done more speeches then all of you bastards. I have the heart to do this for all of you, and I deserve a pedestal. Yes, I said it. So Bah on you all. Bah on you I say.
12-01-2007, 09:36 PM
