Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Ah, the superhero. Some of them are born with their powers and others work to get them. Then there's the people who fall into a vat of boiling chemicals and come out with powers instead of dying. Freeloaders. No matter how they got their powers, being a superhero isn't easy. Sometimes when your Mom does your laundry she forgets you don't like it when she irons your cape. You know ironed capes just don't flow with the wind, Mom. Sometimes you get stuck with a crappy Arch-Villian. I mean, who really wants to fight The Bacon Bandit again and again? Then sometimes you forget to change out of your costume before you go to see your girlfriend and she demands to know if you've been at some kind of freaky orgy for the past seven hours. Yes, the life of the superhero is about much more than posing for pictures and getting your own comic book. Imagine a situation where the whole world is put into danger. A situation that could mean the end of everything. A meteor isn't about to hit the Earth. Beam Ray guns aren't about to cause volcanoes all over the planet to erupt at once causing plates to shift and turning everything not covered by lava into a mountainous wonderland. This is a situation so horrible, something so ridiculous, that only one of Earth's many superheroes can save it, and the only way they can is by using a rubber band and a carton of milk. Great! Now I'm going to miss out on the season's finale of Dawson's Creek.
The people of EOFF seem to think these people are up to the job of saving us all in this terrible situation:
Baloki
Captain Maxx Power
Del Murder
I Took the Red Pill
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Old Manus
Rengori
Captain Planet
theundeadhero
Vincent, Thunder God
12-01-2007, 05:42 PM
