Originally Posted by oddler
Most likely to be Timon. Most likely to be… Timon. Timon, guys. This award, being one of the early revelations, would usually be used as a way to occupy time. A way to add suspense to this already passionate event we call the Ciddies. Some of you may think this is nothing but a way to have a good laugh. But I ask you to think long and hard about what is great about this award. What is so special about Timon that we would honor someone with the possibility of actually being him? To actually be Timon.
Timon rode a warthog. I mean, come on. How many of you can say you've ridden a warthog?! I'm waiting. Okay, none of you. How many of you have tasted the rare delicacy of the jungle, the ever-elusive grub? That's what I thought. And… And! Who, of you, have saved a future king's life? Lifted his spirits? Sung to him in an entrancing tenor voice?! It's plain to see that no EoFFer has ever done these things. This is the point I've been trying to make.
The winner of this award is who we, the general populace of the EoFF forums, think is the best representation of Timon. This person is most likely to reply with the most daring posts. This person is most likely to offer the juiciest forum threads. This person is the most likely to befriend someone who would eat them? Yes! That is how intense this award is. Now, think twice before you laugh at this "random" award. Think thrice about how important this person is to the livelihood of our community. Most likely to be Timon is…
12-01-2007, 05:17 PM
