Good evening Eyes on Final Fantasy! Or wait...maybe that's a bit too formal. Maybe I should get up with the times and "get down and funky fly" with you young fashionable people! Let me start again...
A'yo, sup pimps and pimpettes of The E to the o to the double Fizzle!? It's ya boy, tha DZA in the house!
Word son!! Shout out to my man TyphoonThaReapa, yeah I see you sneaking off with Giga Guess back there boy! ROCK THE JOINT, HA HAAA!
I...I can't do it anymore. I'm not down enough for that sort of thing. However, I am down for this next award, always a favourite, the
sexiest female Ciddie! This award has always been a favourite of mine, to present and just in general. I mean, what's NOT to love? Getting to deal with all the lovely ladies of Eyes on Final Fantasy and ogle at all of them with no repercussions? Can't get much better than that. EoFF is a veritable haven for sexy ladies, like the lovely ~*~Celes~*~ who was awesome enough to let me present this speech again this time round even though she'd already called it. Top woman right there. Anyway let's move on to the best part...the nominees!
Starting as we mean to go on, up first is the always lovely
Agrias! What needs to be said about Aliki? I mean really, have you SEEN her?
Just writing about her is getting me a bit hot under the collar. Just as important is the fact that she's an insanely fun person, always nice and a spark of life on the forums or chat, and it all adds up to put forth a strong contender for this award!
Armisael comes in next, and there's one very important fact that should let you know just how sexy this lady is. We all know that the Ciddie's represents the best of the best at EoFF, I mean you just look at all the ladies in this list and you know you're in elite company if you manage to break in. So what's special about Armisael, you ask? The fact that she's only posted 5 times in 2007! With such little presence on the forums in the last 6 months, she must have left a striking memory in the minds of the masses to make it in, so don't count her out!
From one extreme to the other, we move from the low key Armisael to the in your face, totally off the chain crazy
Avarice-ness! The arty, completely insane mayor of Zozo brings something slightly different to the table than the rest of the pack. Her sexiness lies with her unique manner and her infectious hyper activeness. Well, that and her being hot and all.
Now we come to the powerhouse of the group, the reigning champ,
fire_of_avalon! Megan has won this award twice on the trot and you'd be silly to dismiss her claim for a hat-trick of sexiest female awards. Her sexiness is all encompassing! There's something there for everyone, whether your type is the southern belle, or the forceful Cid's Knight, or the lovely and sweet best friend, Megan hits all the right notes. She's also got a vault of stories that'll shake your yoohoo dry. It's going to take some performance to dethrone this lady!
Iri Valentine has had somewhat of a chequered past here at Eyes on Final Fantasy, but one constant throughout her time here has been the spellbinding effect she has on a large percent of the male population. I think she broke half of them when she posted that picture of her looking like Lulu from FFX. With that sort of weapon in her arsenal, she's always going to be a threat in the race for the Ciddie.
Jess is the quintessential English beauty. As if this wasn't enough, she also wears Trilby hats, which just doubles her sexiness. We've been over this before, but it's worth mentioning again how she's also pretty much the ultimate girl. She probably likes her sport and her beer more than you do! There aren't many girls out there who'll not only put up with you and your football, but out-do you for cheering and then drink you under the table at the pub afterwards. With all of this combined, it's no wonder she's here.
Next up we have
Lekana, a favourite among luminaries such as the name droppers favourite, Psychotic (Me and Pie go way back, you know. He's the godfather of my son, Bryony!). She's got some great
assets (ho ho ho ho), and she's not afraid of letting anyone know just how great they are. She's so confident about them that she makes threads about them! I've no doubt she's confident of her ability to wear the crown of "EoFF's Sexiest Female" and make it look good, so expect a strong showing here.
Misfit and Jowy - EoFF's sexiest couple? There's certainly potential for it to happen, what with both of them up for the "sexiest" Ciddies. I have to tell you, if the general public of the forums had been in #eoff that one time when Jowy was at Misfit's house and he was asking for opinions on the uh...
fun stuff Misfit was suggesting they do while together, I think this award would be pretty much LOCKED DOWN. As it is, she doesn't have that advantage, and will have to rely solely on her sexiness to pull this award off. Good thing for her she has that in spades!
When someone so STRAIGHT O.G like TyphoonThaReapa thinks you're the hottest woman on EoFF, then A'yo, you know you gotta have something a little special to even compete with Giga Guess in his eyes, right?
Miss_Lulu has that little something! I've been told she's the Queen of Myspace style pictures, and we all know that blokes on the internet can't resist those. A potential dark horse!
She's awful vivacious, she's bodacious, she's
rubah and she's rolling into the Ciddie's looking to bring this award home! She's part of the terrible twosome with foa, who've broken many a heart (and mind) of unsuspecting #tot players with their stories. While it's been foa taking home the title the last two times, rubah is always in with a shout for this award. She's already proven that she can steal the hearts of EoFF males (hi stu), so it may be allie's turn for the spotlight.
This Ciddie's may very well be the best chance
ShlupQuack has ever had to pull home this award, now that Levian is in charge of them. Everyone knows how much the crooked Norwegian loves Shlup. But to say that she'd need Levian's help to win this award would be a great disservice to her, as she's been sexing up EoFF for many a year now. Her tongue is as razor sharp as her looks, and it's cut many people down to size in her tenure. Back in the Admin seat after a long lay off, she's now free to roam EoFF and impose her will on everything and everyone once again. And some people like that.
Last, but certainly not least, we have
smittenkitten. I could say many things about smittenkitten, but no one has put it better than our fallen comrade Lynxie did last time around. He simply asked one pertinent question: "Have you seen her breasts?" And anyone who can say "yes" will know why she's here.
And there we have the nominees for sexiest female! Good luck to all of them from me, and now after spending so much time with these lovely ladies, well. Let's just say there's a yoohoo to be shook before I present my next award! *runs off*
06-18-2007, 09:56 PM
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