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[SomethingBig]

We're all friends in Eizon, y'big lug.

[Bert]

I've seen others become allies and such

[Nait]

But say, Escobar, have you read the book Dune, by Frank Herbert?

[Bert]

No why?

[Psychotic]

I'LL BE FRIENDS WITH YOU BERTIE!

I have no reason to want to invade Desierto

[Bert]

yay! I kow who the hell would want to invade a desert of roaming crazy people with sticks!?

[Nait]

Originally Posted by Escobar

No why?

It's full of ideas. Like, what do you find in the deep desert? HUGE FRIKKING SPACE WORMS. And what ELSE do you get in the desert? A very valuable drug that helps space-navigators.

Eizon version:

Smaller worms, maybe just two men's heigh thick.

The Spice of Desierto helps people see the stars, even when it's day. For navigation and astronomy y'see. Which leads to point three.

Huge astrological building! Like towers. Or stairs, like in Babylon.

Oh, and the people live in caves, cities built within the rock.

Here are just a few of the great ideas in Dune.

It will make the women go crazy, believe me.

[Bert]

xD *goes and reads*