*Helps udsuna out of the box* Me: "How long have you been in there? No, no, wait, my godly senses have told me that you have been in the box for... 5 years! That explains the stench... How did you breathe in there... No, no, you need not tell me... sensing 25% complete... 50%... 75%... You poked out airholes! How the hell did you post on a forum and upload art onto your website? Wait, wait, godly senses are tingling... A laptop? But where is it?" *udsuna bangs me on the head with it* udsuna: "I'm free! FREE I TELL YOU!"
