Girls

Disscus

I think girls are nice....I guess.....

I like chicks...but I like beer more! :p

Ah, no perv options...:cry:

GIRL POWER!!!

Like them.
I go for the cute girls with small boobs. Apparently a test tells me so. :O

Girls are stupid. Throw rocks at them.


(Shlup....what are you holding behind your back....huh? No, please don't hurt me...no...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)

In the interest of avoiding my tendency for self-loathing, I like girls...But in a non-perv way..

Girls are stupid. Throw rocks at them.


(Shlup....what are you holding behind your back....huh? No, please don't hurt me...no...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)
*SLAP*

Girls are funny. But not haha funny.

*SLAP*


:whimper:

I don't like girls. Including myself.

girls are cooler than dogs, thats for sure.

I don't like girls. Including myself.

Does this mean you like guys? Including myself?

Yeah I like em, aint got the guts to ask one out.

Does this mean you like guys? Including myself?


Duuuude you have a chance....:p

Yeah I like em, aint got the guts to ask one out.

Join the club dude!! :D

Duuuude you have a chance....

Dude totally!!

aint got the guts to ask one out.
Ditto.

You bunch of wusses.

You bunch of wusses.

That's me in a nutshell.

I prefer guys, including as friends.

Girls just want to have fuh-un oh~o girls just want to have fun!

they are cooooool! lol

Oh come on guys, there's nothing to be afraid of when asking a girl out. Here, I'll show you how to do it:

I HEREBY ASK EVERY GIRL ON EoFF OUT. Oh, did I mention that I have lots of money?

Now we sit back and wait to reel the girlies in :cool:

(just remember to mention that you're rich, even if you aren't!)

Ultimate line which works for all women (try it out sometime):

H3Y B1TCH W4NA CYB00R???//

If she:

Slaps you in the face - she likes roleplay and hardcore.
Says 'OMGF Y3S!!!1onetwo!" - she is in mad H4X love with you and wants cyb0rz now.
Grunts - It's a gorilla (hard to tell apart sometimes).
Says 'what/wtf' - Her boobs are so big she can't hear you.
Says no - she is a lesbian.
Looks at you blankly - you've been talking to a mannequin, arsehole.

Stay away from them until things become legal.

I prefer guys, including as friends.

Most definitely. A lot of girls are prissy and catty. :(

I prefer guys, including as friends.
Ditto
Im not one of those girls that look at every boy as a potential boyfriend, I see them as friends.

Most definitely. A lot of girls are prissy and catty.

Or shallow...materialistic and stuck up! :D

They rip your heart out of your ass!

I like them, they seem to be more intelligen t, and I can have a real conversation that doesn't include purple condoms. Men in general are idiots.

I like them, they seem to be more intelligen t, and I can have a real conversation that doesn't include purple condoms. Men in general are idiots.
Traitor!

XD It's true though. All of the Boys at our school would be hard-pressed to pool their brains to fill an egg-cup.

65% of Mensa's membership are male. :)

Lesbians are obviously not smart enough to sleep with men. :love:

I <3 girls.

They have there moments.

I would add a 'I'm one of them' option to the poll, but that defeats the point of there being no gurlz on the intarwebs.

Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

Ultimate line which works for all women (try it out sometime):

H3Y B1TCH W4NA CYB00R???//

If she:

Slaps you in the face - she likes roleplay and hardcore.
Says 'OMGF Y3S!!!1onetwo!" - she is in mad H4X love with you and wants cyb0rz now.
Grunts - It's a gorilla (hard to tell apart sometimes).
Says 'what/wtf' - Her boobs are so big she can't hear you.
Says no - she is a lesbian.
Looks at you blankly - you've been talking to a mannequin, arsehole.

xDDDDD

If that fails, try the Calculus pick up line.

Join the club dude!! :D

Yeah, it's called "EoFF"

I like girls. Guys just suck. :p (Kiddiing.)

I like girls. A lot of girls always bitch about how much they hate guys (usually because they're too DUMB to see when they're being screwed over) when in actuality, girls are a lot more hatable. =)

Wait... I'm not proving my statement...

Er, yeah. I like girls. In a sexual and nonsexual way. And I like boys. In a sexual and nonsexual way.

I like me. And lots of the girls here are fairly awesome.

Some girls are really nice. Others aren't.

I like girls. A lot of girls always bitch about how much they hate guys (usually because they're too DUMB to see when they're being screwed over) when in actuality, girls are a lot more hatable. =)

Wait... I'm not proving my statement...

Er, yeah. I like girls. In a sexual and nonsexual way. And I like boys. In a sexual and nonsexual way.
:love: You rock.

Most of my friends are girls.

Girls: 21
Guys: 5

Girls are just awesome.

feminazi death sqaud represent

feminazi death sqaud represent
<img src="http://www.xandee.co.uk/files/feminazilove.jpg">

Oh yeah, these girls rule the mostest.

course.

All my friends are girls. But here, I have only 2 friends who r guys!

Finally a thread where I can really waste my feelings to bits. Girls rock. I mean who else are you going to. . .Hug.

Your mother

I like girls. For twOO reasons.

Your mother
Yes I hug my mother. And since I wished you to be a gal I hope you and Rye say "WTF" so I can be happy with my life...

wtf crash

wtf crash

Some girls are nice, some girls are not. It's the same with boys though. It depens on the personality so much.
Girls are nice for talking, girly stuff (like "omg can I borrow your lipstick it's so pretty!"), for discussing about people you dislike, and being silly. Even though I hang out with boys a lot, I need my daily amount of girl company. So yes, I like girls. I also like being a girl.

wtf crash
I guess you're big ;D

Girls turn me on.

nice...........im just not social enogh to get a gf(girl friend)...and I'm shy as hell about everything els on the subject.

I like girls, they make good friends for when you need someone to talk too.

I have more guy friends than I do girl friends but in general, girls are better to talk to.
So yes. I like girls.

girls are <3 however beer is more <3 when you're all alone like me ;_;

nice...........im just not social enogh to get a gf(girl friend)...and I'm shy as hell about everything els on the subject.

Maybe try to post more here especially in your RPs,which is a pretty good way to express yourself through another way and in the meantime, open yourself to others. You are pretty social in the RP especially when it came to expressing love....:D

Here (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=74487) is something useful for you...

I like guys....Girls are good too though.. so long as they aren't bitches...

I prefer girls to guys

Naturally yes.

I like girls because guys give me the wrong kind of special feeling when they hug me :(

I like them as friends (and I appreciate my fangirls), but I would never want to ask one out. It shouldn't be hard to figure out why.

most of my closest friends are girls..although there are some things that only guys can talk about..

<I> I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls, I do adore</I>

~ "Girls, Girls, Girls" - Jay-z

Decent, yet funny song...

Girls can be easier to talk to then guys (well, I'm a guy, and find it easier to talk to girls), but at the same time, they come with more built in issues. So, you lose pretty much either way (but, then again, I have more friends who are girls).

I think girls play major roles in all of the high and low points of my life. Most of my closest friends are girls.

I like girls. Most guys only talk about music and sports. Girls are more fun to be with, plus they mostly aren't pervs either.

I like girls. Most guys only talk about music and sports. Girls are more fun to be with, plus they mostly aren't pervs either.
Yup same here.

just what are u gonna do with that dog and a 6-pack? :joey:

:shifty:

Girls * thumbs up *

Little girls are the reason the sun shines.

Anything I say will prolly end in a lawsuit of sorts.

They can be the coolest, or the worst. We will leave it at that.

lol necro... lol

Bipper

beer doesn't hate me like 90% of the girls i know...:(

but then again, most the girls i am friends with are better friends than most of my friends that are guys

It shouldn't be hard to figure out why.
But it is, believe it or not.

My girls are the loves of my life. I can't even begin to explain how much happiness I owe to my best friends (all of whom are girls). I love them like whoa.

Girls are awesome.

Everyone loves girls. They're cute and pretty and fun the throw.
Girls are stupid. Throw rocks at them.


(Shlup....what are you holding behind your back....huh? No, please don't hurt me...no...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)
o snaps yooz ded.

I've been marked for death by Shlup....oboy.



*hugs theundeadhero*

I like them, but not as much as I like milkshake.

My girls are the loves of my life. I can't even begin to explain how much happiness I owe to my best friends (all of whom are girls). I love them like whoa.

Girls are awesome.
especially Antoinette

:whimper:
oh...now then, sorry... :)

girls are as sweet as chocolate...

ummmm....chocolate..... :drool:

I voted 'Hate 'em'. Let's get something straight first: I'm not gay. I just cannot understand them, and it seems that every kind of 'relationship' with a girl I've had has made my life that little bit worse. Maybe I'll change my mind IF I find a girl who's nice, and trustworthy.

You will...one day....

I voted 'Hate 'em'. Let's get something straight first: I'm not gay. I just cannot understand them, and it seems that every kind of 'relationship' with a girl I've had has made my life that little bit worse. Maybe I'll change my mind IF I find a girl who's nice, and trustworthy.
You live in England, about 80% of the women here are silly bitches. yes, thats taken from my very official survey. Don't judge all girls by their incredibly low standards.

You live in England, about 80% of the women here are silly bitches. yes, thats taken from my very official survey. Don't judge all girls by their incredibly low standards.

Out of all your comments I've seen on this forum... I agree with you this time. I hate most English women, that's one of the reasons I want to leave England as soon as I finish Uni.

I voted 'Hate 'em'. Let's get something straight first: I'm not gay. I just cannot understand them, and it seems that every kind of 'relationship' with a girl I've had has made my life that little bit worse. Maybe I'll change my mind IF I find a girl who's nice, and trustworthy.
There are loads of them - they're just all taken or don't want "that kind of relationship" :p Having said that, if you're looking for friends, they're seriously everywhere. I know loads.

I know, but it seems that friends who're like-minded are in the minority if you live in England. Well, it's like that for me anyway.

And me.

And me.

Heh, try living in Stockport. That's just about the worst place that someone like me could live in. Where in the U.K. do you live in anyway?

Well where I live now its only a small area so I don't think you'd have heard of it, Helsby. But before that I lived in Runcorn.

Never heard of any of them. Then again, you've probably never heard of Stockport. Heh. I bet you don't have as many chavs over there. ;)

Never heard of any of them. Then again, you've probably never heard of Stockport. Heh. I bet you don't have as many chavs over there. ;)
Yeah ive heard of stockport. And I mentioned Runcorn because I thought you might of heard of it because of its reputation for being a rough tracksuiter(chav) area! Its in Halton.

Yeah ive heard of stockport. And I mentioned Runcorn because I thought you might of heard of it because of its reputation for being a rough tracksuiter(chav) area! Its in Halton.

Where exactly IN England is it then? O.o'

Where exactly IN England is it then? O.o'
Well Runcorn is in the merseyside area. Its where they set that tv programme two pints of lager and a packet of crisps! And Chester is not that far away from Helsby. It takes about twenty minutes to get there from Helsby in a car.

Oh noez! I saw an ad for that the other day and thought to myself: "Can I go a few days without hearing about "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps" and "Myspace.com"? Of course, both failed.

Oh noez! I saw an ad for that the other day and thought to myself: "Can I go a few days without hearing about "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps" and "Myspace.com"? Of course, both failed.
Imagine my trauma. You get on a bus anywhere round here and its a rare case you don't hear someone rambling on about them filming where they were.:blahblah:

Ugh, how could anyone ramble about that? Maybe if it was some hollywood thing, yes, but not some totally working-class, typical BBC comedy. XD No offence intended.

Ugh, how could anyone ramble about that? Maybe if it was some hollywood thing, yes, but not some totally working-class, typical BBC comedy. XD No offence intended.
To them it practically is like hollywood coming to town, they really are that sad. I said I didn't want to do any television work in rubbish programmes (I was offered the chance) and everyone acted as if id just refused a million dollar contract to star in some hollywood blockbuster! They really don't seem to recognize the difference.

Rofl! It would've probably been some Coronation Street-like thing, good job you turned it down. English TV sucks! Ugh, I'm still at college... Cya!

Rofl! It would've probably been some Coronation Street-like thing, good job you turned it down. English TV sucks! Ugh, I'm still at college... Cya!
It certainly does . Just the thought that I could be a z list soap star turns my stomach. Bye.

Girls are meant to make our lives miserable.........but we love them anyway:D

Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

I WANTED TO POST THIS I AM SO MAD AT YOU.