The Greatest Something In The Universe - Results Thread

As before, vote one option for each number.

1. Sparkles
1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
2. Music
3. Mooses
3. Rock and Roll
4. Cold Weather
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Swordfighting
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
7. Toilet Paper
8. Women
8. Canadians

My votes:
1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

Sadly, there is no option for Canadian Women. Regardless, this was a much tougher round than the previous one, which had only one tight match. This time we have a few close ones, with Nakedness and Music going head to head, along with what could be the biggest matchup so far in Breasts vs. EoFF. As much as I think Excellent Happiness is too tacky to win, Swordfighting isn't anything amazing to me. Life vs. Toilet Paper had me thinking for a while, but I decided Life in general is greater (keeping in mind this competition isn't about what's important, it's about what's great). Napkin Holders vs. Cold Weather will probably provide one of the luckier options in the semi-quarter-finals.

Just like last time, post your votes and do it fast, 'cause I don't keep these early rounds open for long. Probably 1-2 days each.

Basic needs seems to surpass most things.

1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Mooses
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women


Easiest round so far :)

1. Sparkles
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Swordfighting
7. Toilet Paper
8. Canadians

:/... i'm still bored dad.

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Rock and Roll
4. Cold Weather
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Swordfighting
7. Toilet Paper
8. Canadians

1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Swordfighting
7. Life
8. Women

1. Sparkles
2. Nakedness
3. Rock and Roll
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

1. Sparkles
2. Music
3. Mooses
4. Napkin Holders
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Swordfighting
7. Toilet Paper
8. Canadians

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Swordfighting
7. Life
8. Women
can't choose between boobs and EoFF

1. Sparkles
2. Nakedness
3. Mooses
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Toilet Paper
8. Women

1. Sparkles
2. Music
3. Mooses
4. Napkin Holders
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Canadians

1. Pizza - Pizza tastes nicer than Sparkles...
2. Music - Listening to music is more appealing than being naked.
3. Mooses - Only because I hate Rock and Roll.
4. Cold Weather - I enjoy it when the weather is cold.
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy - I haven't had chance to evaluate many Boobs in my lifetime, so I'll have to go with EoFF.
6. Excellent Happiness - An obvious choice. Besides, I dislike swords.
7. Life - If we didn't have life, toilet paper wouldn't exist.
8. Women - I don't know that much about Canadians...come to think of it, I don't know much about women, either...

Interesting matches.

:/... i'm still bored dad.

Aww, it's okay. *gives you a smiling bird*


1. Sparkles
<s>1. Pizza</s> - Sparkles. *n.n*
<s>2. Nakedness</s>
2. Music
3. Mooses
<s>3. Rock and Roll</s>
<s>4. Cold Weather</s> - How the hell did cold weather get this far? It's the bane of my life. >:O
4. Napkin Holders
<s>5. Breasts / Boobs</s>
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
<s>6. Swordfighting</s>
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
<s>7. Toilet Paper</s> - tough one...life vs. toilet paper? Life wins. =p
<s>8. Women</s>
8. Canadians - Just because Leeza is mothercanucker, dammit. ;-)

1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

Some fantastic matchups there.

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Mooses
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Swordfighting
7. Life
8. Women

What's wrong with you rock and roll haters? :(

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

Chocobos so should have won that one.

1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

Someone please tell me, how did Cold Weather make it into this round, and for that matter, how did it even make it into this CONTEST!?

1. Pizza
4. Cold Weather
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Swordfighting

I couldn't really vote on the others :p

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Swordfighting
7. Life
8. Women

That was not very hard... And, sorry EoFF, but boobs are better than you

Aww, it's okay. *gives you a smiling bird*

*chomps on bird*

1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

<s>1. Sparkles</s>
1. Pizza
<i>Sparkles may be nice, but Pizza is great <3</i>

<s>2. Nakedness</s>
2. Music
<i>Music > Nakedness. I don't particularly care for nakedness than I do for music.</i>

<s>3. Mooses</s>
3. Rock and Roll
<i>Mooses: fast they come and fast they go
and God, I love that Rock and Roll!</i>

4. Cold Weather
<s>4. Napkin Holders</s>
Napkin holders are nice, but cold weather is better.

<s>5. Breasts / Boobs</s>
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
<i>Breasts / Boobs / BooB are/is overrated.</i>

<s>6. Swordfighting</s>
6. Excellent Happiness
<i>Swordfighting is pretty cool, but I'd have ..."excellent happiness" over swordfighting and possibly getting injured.</I>

7. Life
<s>7. Toilet Paper</s>
<i>Nothing is better than life.</i>

<s>8. Women</s>
8. Canadians
<i>Canadians are nice people, unlike most women. >_></i>

:dot:

1. Sparkles
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Swordfighting
7. Life
8. Canadians

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

1. Pizza (food always wins)
2. Music (nakedness is cold)
3. Mooses (close but mooses are the best =D)
4. Cold Weather (don't see the appeal of the other...)
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy (breasts are over-rated lumps of fat =P)
6. Excellent Happiness (unless we're talking insult swordfighting in MI in which case I may have to reconsider....)
7. Toilet Paper (life can be bad, toilet paper's always good. Without life who would care cos we wouldn't know what we were missing...without toilet paper... =/)
8. Women (apart from eternalshiva and Leeza I don't know much about Canadians and they're women anyway so...yeah!)

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Swordfighting
7. Toilet Paper
8. Women


That was not very hard... And, sorry EoFF, but boobs are better than you
:beer:

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Rock and Roll
4. Napkin Holders
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Swordfighting
7. Life
8. Women

1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Canadians

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Rock and Roll
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Swordfighting
7. Life
8. Women

Wow these were tough choices *cough cough*!

1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4.
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Swordfighting
7. Life
8. Women

1. Pizza
2. Music
3. Rock and Roll
4. Cold Weather
5. Eyes on Final Fantasy
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

Napkin holders and toilet paper go hand-in-hand for suckiness. :moomba:

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Mooses
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Swordfighting
7. Toilet Paper
8. Women

1. Pizza
2. Nakedness
3. Mooses
4. Cold Weather
5. Breasts / Boobs
6. Excellent Happiness
7. Life
8. Women

One more set of votes, please. :)

EDIT: Oh, and Kami: If you're still bored, read a book or play a video game or watch TV or write a LiveJournal entry demanding that someone chat to you.

Oh, and Mik, don't feed your sister smiling birds.

1. Sparkles
<strike>1. Pizza</strike>

<strike>2. Nakedness</strike>
2. Music

<strike>3. Mooses</strike>
3. Rock and Roll

4. Cold Weather
<strike>4. Napkin Holders</strike>

5. Breasts / Boobs
<strike>5. Eyes on Final Fantasy</strike>

6. Swordfighting
<strike>6. Excellent Happiness</strike>

7. Life
<strike>7. Toilet Paper</strike>

8. Women
<strike>8. Canadians</strike>

END RESULT FOR ROUND THREE, GROUP EFGH (winners in bold):

Sparkles: 8
Pizza: 26

Nakedness: 13
Music: 19

Mooses: 10
Rock and Roll: 23

Cold Weather: 14
Napkin Holders: 13

Breasts / Boobs: 16
Eyes on Final Fantasy: 11

Swordfighting: 12
Excellent Happiness: 16

Life: 26
Toilet Paper: 7

Women: 25
Canadians: 8

Feel free to discuss results in this thread. Or something.

Alright, the final group of sixteen! And to mark this stage of the tournament, the former member 'Mum' has been asked to make the first votes!

1. Love
1. Life
2. Air
2. Pizza
3. Friends
3. Women
4. Sex
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Free Time
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Freedom
7. Music
8. Sleep
8. Cold Weather

Mum's Votes
1. Love
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

My Votes
1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

As always, vote for one option for each number. :)

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Women
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Music
8. Sleep

Sleep/Cold Weather was a toughie for me.

Both Mum and I found that one really easy - we had a bit of a think on Love vs. Life and Freedom vs. Music, though. Oh, and Boobs vs. Free Time.

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Women
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Music
8. Cold Weather

1. Life
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Music
8. Cold Weather

1. Life
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Life
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
4. Rock and Roll
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Freedom
8. Sleep
I can't choose between sex and rock and roll. too hard

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Life
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Cold Weather

Freedom/Music is a really tough one.

1. Life
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Life
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

Is there a bracket? This contest is confusing.

1. Life
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Music
8. Sleep

I can't really do a bracket, because I did it so that the option with the highest amount of votes from one round faced the option with the lowest amount of votes from the next group... for example, with Groups A and B changing into Group AB, the option with the highest amount of votes from Group A would go uip against the option with the lowest amount of votes from Group B, and vice versa.

Hope that made sense, it was a bit hard to explain everything.

Here's what each have beaten so far, though, and also the group they started in:
Love (Rainbows, Cats, Retro Gaming) - Group D
Life (Tattoos, Squinn, Toilet Paper) - Group F
Air (PS2, Vampires, Penguins) - Group A
Pizza (Purple m'n'm's, Roadkill, Sparkles) - Group H
Friends (Halo, Cartoons, Monkeys) - Group D
Women (Toilets, Pi, Canadians) - Group E
Sex (The Italian Mob, Mikztsu, Chocobos) - Group D
Rock and Roll (Ryo Sakazaki, Tic Tacs, Mooses) - Group G
Food (The Internet, Microwaves, Cheesecake) - Group B
Excellent Happiness (Friends' Sisters, Books, Swordfighting) - Group H
Free Time (Alcohol, Ducks, Cid) - Group D
Breasts / Boobs (Geese, Being That Ace, Eyes on Final Fantasy) - Group F
Freedom (Pork Tenderloin, Chevy, Hair) - Group B
Music (Regurgitated Meat, New Zealand, Nakedness) - Group G
Sleep (Piercings, Money, :dot:<i></i>) - Group C
Cold Weather (Fertilizer, Air Conditioning, Napkin Holders) - Group F

A - 1 Finalist (Air)
B - 2 Finalists (Food and Freedom)
C - 1 Finalist (Sleep)
D - 4 Finalists (Love, Friends, Sex, Free Time)
E - 1 Finalist (Women)
F - 3 Finalists (Life, Breasts / Boobs, Cold Weather)
G - 2 Finalists (Rock and Roll, Music)
H - 2 Finalists (Pizza, Excellent Happiness)

:monster:

1. Love
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Life
2. Air
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Music
8. Sleep

<s>1. Love</s>
1. Life
2. Air
<s>2. Pizza</s>
<s>3. Friends
3. Women</s> - Can't pick
4. Sex
<s>4. Rock and Roll</s>
<s>5. Food</s>
5. Excellent Happiness - NOTHING beats excellent happiness to me.
6. Free Time
<s>6. Breasts / Boobs</s>
7. Freedom
<s>7. Music</s>
8. Sleep
<s>8. Cold Weather</s> - imho cold weather shouldn't even be there.

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Music
8. Sleep


Sex vs Rock n Roll? Oh boy, that's a toughie. Along with drugs, they all go hand in hand. :(

1. Love
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Music
8. Sleep

It's down to the heavyweights now. Booting rock 'n roll brought a tear to my eye, though.

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

With the exception of Sleep vs. Cold Weather, this was the hardest one yet, by far. :(

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Women
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Love
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Love
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Music
8. Sleep

1. Life
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

Oh, BTW, they are called Octafinals.

1. Life
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Freedom
8. Cold Weather

Oh, BTW, they are called Octafinals.
Fixed, thanks mate. :)

1. Life
2. Air
3. Friends
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Cold Weather

1. Life
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Life
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Women
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Music
8. Sleep

:smash:

1. Life
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

oh my, look at me vote....

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Women
4. Rock and Roll
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Music
8. Sleep


that wasnt so tough...*dies*

1. Love
2. Air
3. Women
4. Sex
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Music
8. Sleep

1. Love
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Love
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Free Time
7. Music
8. Cold Weather

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

Some hard ones in this one. >_<

1~ Life
2~ Air
3~Women :love:
4~ Rock n' Roll
5~ Food
6~ Free time
7~ Freedom
8~ Sleep

I'm disappointed that nakedness lost out. Music's probably better, tho'.

1. Life
2. Air
3. Women
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Breasts / Boobs
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

All courtesy of Googlefight.

1. Love
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Food
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

1. Life

2. Pizza

4. Sex

5. Food

6. Free Time

7. Music

8. Cold Weather

1. Love
2. Pizza
3. Friends
4. Rock and Roll
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

The choice between freedom and music was a toughie, until I came to the reasoning that music is an extension of freedom. ^^ *nod*

END RESULT FOR THE OCTAFINALS (winners in bold):

Love: 21
Life: 18

Air: 23
Pizza: 16

Friends: 28
Women: 8

Sex: 20
Rock and Roll: 16

Food: 26
Excellent Happiness: 13

Free Time: 25
Breasts / Boobs: 14

Freedom: 26
Music: 13

Sleep: 31
Cold Weather: 7


Hmm - all the top options. That means every option of the lower groups is now GONE. Feel free to discuss results in this thread. Or something.

1. Love
2. Air
3. Friends
4. Sex
5. Excellent Happiness
6. Free Time
7. Freedom
8. Sleep

<b>EDIT: </b> Bah, how is that for poor timing? :p
Not that my votes would change anything looking at the results.

How could breasts lose? *cries*

*adds your votes in* No worries. No changes. ;)

As before, vote one option for each number.

1. Sleep
1. Sex
2. Friends
2. Love
3. Food
3. Air
4. Freedom
4. Free Time

My votes:
1. Sex
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Freedom

Hmm. Friends vs. Love. Sex vs. Sleep? Oh man. Tough choices. Lucky the last two were a bit of a breeze in comparison, though. Still, those top two... blah, I don't even need to go into detail.

Just like last time, post your votes and do it fast, 'cause I don't keep these rounds open for long. Because you guys stop voting pretty fast.

1. Sex
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Freedom

1. Sleep - I'm not ashamed to admit that I am a virgin.
2. Friends - Again, I've not experienced the other option yet.
3. Air - It's a little more important than food.
4. Freedom - With freedom comes free time (usually).

Interesting, except I thought number four was a little silly. After all, having freedom usually means that you have a certain amount of free time.

1. Sex
2. Love
3. Food
4. Freedom

I can't BELIEVE I had to choose between sex and sleep. OMG that's not cool.

3. Air - It's a little more important than food.
Don't forget, this isn't about importance, it's about greatness. :) Can't emphasize that enough.
Interesting, except I thought number four was a little silly. After all, having freedom usually means that you have a certain amount of free time.
You can have freedom but not have free time, and you can have free time but not be free. People who are chained to a wall have a lot of free time, and people who do what they want (because they're free) often do it so often that they run out of time. :)

You can also have too much free time - you can't have too much freedom. I don't think you can, anyway. =]

1. Sleep
2. Love
3. Food
4. Freedom

Alright, I'm not waiting until the last minute to vote on this one

1. Sex
2. Love
3. Air
4. Freedom

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Free Time

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Free Time


wow... this is gonna be interesting...

1. Sex
2. Love
3. Food
4. Free Time

At least rock and roll lost to the worthiest of opponents.

1. Sex
2. Love
3. Food
4. Freedom

<s>1. Sleep
1. Sex</s> - I just can't decide. Mostly sleep is much better tho.
<s>2. Friends</s> - I'd rather have people I love in my life, than my friends.
2. Love
<s>3. Food</s>
3. Air
4. Freedom
<s>4. Free Time</s> - Yes, there's lots of free time in jail.

1. Sex
2. Love
3. Air
4. Freedom

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Air
4. Freedom

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Free Time

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Freedom

Love is probably going to win. How predictable.

1. Sleep
2. Love
3. Air
4. Freedom

1. Sleep
2. Love
3. Air
4. Freedom

1:: Sleep
2:: Love
3:: Food
4:: Freedom
Free time & freedom...are...sort of the sam, yea?
I mean though freedom is better cos free time means you're only free for a certain period of time and freedom means your free forever.
Or...am i wrong?

1. Sex
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Freedom

1.Sleep
2.Friends
3.Air
4.Freedom

This one was alot easier than the others. I only knew one choice for the first two. Plus air is better than food. As for freedom and free-time. One is almost an ideology, and is more permanent. Alot of freedom is a good thing. Alot of free-time isn't always as good.

What the hell? I refuse to vote. That group looks more like Oprah Winfrey's wish list than the greatest things in the world. Those aren't the greatest things in the world, those are just tributes.


EDIT: I vote sex. :smash:

Love sux


1. Sex
2. Friends
3. Food
4. NEITHER

1. Sleep
2. Love
3. Air
4. Freedom

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Freedom

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Air
4. Freedom

1. Sleep
2. Love
3. Food
4. Free Time

1. Sleep
2. Love
3. Food
4. Freedom

ok, hard choices

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Free Time

1. Sex
2. Love
3. Food
4. Freedom

1. Sex - Sleep is kinda boring in comparison xD
2. Love - Since most of my "friends" offline were meh anyway.
3. Food - Mmmm the reason I live. Food = Good! Air = Borrring.
4. Freedom - Freedom of speech, freedom of choice, and free time is over-rated...

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Air
4. Free Time

1. Sex
2. Love
3. Air
4. Free Time

Now its getting freaking tough.

1. Sex
2. Love
3. Food
4. Freedom

Hi. I decided to cast my votes too.

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Freedom

1. Sleep
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Freedom

:choc:

One more set of votes needed...

1. Sex
2. Friends
3. Food
4. Freedom

END RESULT FOR THE QUARTERFINALS (winners in bold):

Sleep: 20
Sex: 15
Friends: 18
Love: 17
Food: 23
Air: 12
Freedom: 26
Free Time: 8

Love and Sex are OUT!

Feel free to discuss results in this thread. Or something.

Okay, the final four...

1. Freedom
1. Friends
2. Food
2. Sleep

My votes...

1. Friends
2. Food

When the choices are this tough, I'm glad there's only two of them. Especially that first choice. Freedom vs. Friends... yikes. But yeah, I'd rather have friends with me in captivity than be free and have nobody like me. D=

Anyway, as before, vote one option for each number.

Love lost? Weird.

Food and sleep... These two wage battles within me daily. Hrm...

1. Friends
2. Food

1. freedom
2. sleep

1. Freedom
2. Food

They all suck, but if I have to vote then
1. Friends
2. Food

Free food for thought? :D

1. Friends
2. Food

1. Friends

fgjhbfgjjjfdjfd FOOD VS SLEEP? :/ :/ :/ I can't pick.

Friends
Food

1. Friends
2. Food
3. Breasts/Boobs

Friends
Sleep

How did love AND sex lose? Must be all of the single people.

Freedom, Food :cookie:

Friends and Sleep

Sleep automatically wins. Game over. :D

Love lost? Weird.

*agrees*

1. Freedom
2. Food

Man, that was easy. Mmmm food......

1. Freedom
2. Food
:nibbles:

1. Freedom
2. Food

1. Freedom
2. Food

The basic necesities that everyone in the world should have...but sadly don't.

1. Freedom
2. Food

1. Friends.
2. Sleep.

:)

1 Friends
2 Food

friends
sleep

1. Friends
2. Food

Love and Sex are OUT!

Boy if I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

Freedom and Food.

1. Friends
2. Food

1. Friends
2. Sleep

12. Breasts/Boobs

Friends/Sleep

Well... this is my first message here...

1. Friends
2. Food

1. Friends
2. Food

1. Friends
2. Sleep

How did love AND sex lose? Must be all of the single people.
You mean people in relationships don't have friends and don't slee-

Ohhhhhh.

2 Friends
1 Sleep

Oh my, I switched the numbers!!! I bet you will never figure them out!!! :choc:

1. Friends
2. Sleep

1. Friends
2. Sleep

1. Friends
2. Food

I am HUNGRY.

1. Friends
2. Sleep

Damn shame. I wasn't around to vote on this round either T_T;;;

1. Friends
2. Food
Man that was hard.

freedom
sleep

1. Freedom
2. Food

Secret Hidden Option Number 3. Breasts/Boobs

1. Friends
2. Food

Oooh...

1. Freedom
2. Sleep

1. Freedom
2. Sleep

1. Freedom
2. Sleep

END RESULT FOR SEMIFINALS (winners in bold):

Freedom: 14
Friends: 25

Food: 22
Sleep: 16


Feel free to discuss results in this thread. Or something.

<font face="annifont,verdana">Friends vs. Food</font>

And so we come to the final round of The Greatest Something In The Universe. Both of these finalists have beaten strong competition on the road to the final, and here's a quick reminder of how they made it to the final:

Friends beat...
...Halo in the first round. Halo never really looked like it was going to get anywhere, with a measly three votes to the now finalist Friends' 23. Demolished, and deservedly so, too. Still can't believe people thought Halo was greater than friends. What's wrong with you three? >=O
...Cartoons in the second round, with 20-8 on the scoreboard, after Cartoons had managed an upset over The Number 6 in the first round. I think this is a direct result of the shoddy cartoons we have these days. TMNT and Transformers could kick Spongebob and the Rugrats any day of the weak. Cheapos.
...Monkeys, who just didn't hit the right keys in the third round, only managing 9 votes to our Friends, who managed 20. Misfit was distraught.
...Women in the octafinals. Women got a taste of their own medicine, having heavily punished Canadians in the previous round. Women were left with the second lowest score in the octafinals, losing to Friends by a massive 20 votes (28-8).
...Love in the quarterfinals, with what was arguably the matchup of the tournament to date - and Friends only managed to make the cut with a single vote, winning by 18 to 17. A huge win for Friends, and should they win, it could be argued that this was the real final of the tournament. King Bahamut must have been gutted by now - he'd voted for Halo, Cartoons, Monkeys, Women and Love.
...Freedom (the defeater of Breasts/Boobs) in the semifinals, with a strong eleven vote advantage of 25 to 14. With Love out in the previous round, people were predicting Freedom to make it right to the top. King Bahamut either gave in or was attempting to use his jinx against Friends, but either way, Friends won.

Food beat...
...The Internet in the first round, a huge matchup for an opening matchup, with two of the most loved things of EoFF'ers staking their claim to be The Greatest Something In The Universe. However, while a lot of people claimed it was hard, most of them were just too hungry, and Food won with a comfortable 15-9 lead.
...Microwaves in the second round. You know, it would have been a lot easier to come up with a somewhat witty (yet entirely predictable) statement for this matchup had Microwaves won, but they didn't - Microwaves would have few uses without food, or at least 29 people thought so. One of the biggest wins in the tournament (possibly the biggest), as only furry va- er, ffr_vegeta and Peeg went for the Nuker.
...Cheesecake in the third round, continuing from the last round by further proving that there's little point in going for something that wouldn't exist without the other. Seven people refused this logic that was used by the other 22.
...Excellent Happiness in the octafinals. Apparently we'd all rather sulk and eat some grub than laugh ourselves to death via starvation. Fair enough. Besides, Excellent Happiness just sounds so tacky. The votes finished at 26-13.
...Air in the quarterfinals (octafinals sounds so much cooler than quarterfinals). You can't do much with air, can you? Important, sure, but this isn't about importance, it's about greatness. Food was considered greater by 22 people, with only 11 preferring Air.
...Sleep (the defeater of Sex) in the semifinals. This explains midnight snacks - we'd rather be awake and eating than snoozing away, eh? People in this day and age seem to strive to get by with less and less sleep even though we say we want more, all the while eating more and more food even though we say we want le- ...ah, who am I kidding? Bring on the grub! 22-16 meant Food prevailed.

FIRST REPLY!
i choose food, cause i dont have any friends

Dude, that's an impossible choice D:
They are both too great :cry: :cry: :cry:

ok, fine friends

Friends omg. :nibbles:

Friends :P

Food can be nasty if you think about it.

friends can be nasty too

Food is good! Vote food or be a commie xD

:monster: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie:

Food!! :moose:

I'll go with food.

Though i haven't made any friends here yet, i choose friends.

Food!!
What are you gonna do with friends? You can't eat them....

Excellent Happiness is supposed to sound tacky. I read it on a cup in Korea.

One word: now if I can only choose which one..................................... ...........................Friends. (FYI: I held down the period button till it came to me.)

No table stretching please - Xan

food

Friends takes the lead with me! :choc: :choc: :choc:

>>> Where are my friends right now????
*votes FOOD*

Sleep.

Food.

(From Cox Cable Commercial)

LIFE IS GOOD WHEN U GOT YOUR FRIENDS

I tied it up!

Without a doubt - Friends.

Food. Much as I love my friends, life isn't complete without chocolate or steak. ^^

Food!!
What are you gonna do with friends? You can't eat them....

Yes you can. I vote friends.

Food is my friend, especially when I'm vomitting it back up :love:

*VOTES FOOD*
Yowza, that's close :eek:

I choose food...friends are great but food keeps you alive longer.

Most of the times I voted against food, but now I vote for food. Friends are great, but I just feel like voting for food today.

Yes you can. I vote friends.

OmG! Cannibal!! :O_O:
RUN!!

You're all sick people.

...

^_^

*breaks tie*
>_>
<_<

Tough one, but I'll choose friends.

I go with friends, because you might get fat and depressed

Why can't we have both?

Meh...I choose food.

wtf that's scary.

*eats its face*

Friends. Food includes red onions, so it loses by default.

I hope friends wins but as I have no real understanding of that word I have to chose food, sorry guys :(

Edit: S-monkies, I forgot to do comentry for a while, you must all be adsymalised xD

Anyway, in true BoB style:

Friends beat...
...Halo, Joels champion, rightly got stomped out so early, I suppose the PC version could be let off though :D

...Cartoons, it seems like cartoons arn't our friends anymore, but if you take into account Dragon Ball Z then you can see why, still KB deserved better, Transformers should have been put down instead of Cartoons :D

...Monkeys The Monkey champion Misift battled to the very end for this and with submiliminal messages being beamed for people to vote for this and canadians it stood a good chance but you all IGNORED me, wait I mean it, yes it...... >.>

...Women In true forum style, get back to the kitchen (not my opinion, see here http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=46974)

...Love, who needs love when you have friends to hit on :D

...Freedom, WHY THE HELL DID YOU NOT VOTE FOR THIS, WE ALL BLAME BoB FOR THIS MATCH UP!!!!!!!!!!


Food beat...
...The Internet, Doomed from the start, the internet tried hard but had nothing on food, as what can you do with the internet? You can't eat it, sell it, get entertainment from it. No contest.

...Microwaves, the 4th most common tool for melting army men was defeated by an overweight vote for food sitting on it, God bless :D

...Cheesecake, I still hate you all for this lose, I really do but some of you hate cheesecake (well alot of you). Still, Xanders Champion won through (even though she did have a hard choice and yes she has voted for food in EVERY ROUND).

...Excellent Happiness, no-ones happy, live with it!

...Air, now then it is widly debated how air lost, it was going strong, wiping the floor with all its rivals, but food seemed to weigh it down, and with a tight win food knocked it from the chapionships and onto the bandwagon to mars :eek:

...Sleep, well who gives a damn about sleep in this 24/7 world nowadays, especially when all you have to do is use your microwav... Wait, you all voted off microwaves, you suck :D

And just so you know, I vote for each of the above :D

I'm voting for the first time in this ridiculous tourney... so let it be known! The one I vote for will WIN! I vote.....*drum roll* friends! HAAHAHAHAHAHAA!

We're talking about actualy friends, right? Not like that stupid TV show.

Without friends, this forum may not even exist! (HORROR MUSIC)

Tough one, but I'll choose friends.

I suppose food can be your friend to a certain extent, but you can't really have an intimate relationship with food.

Then again...

*bans Jayren*

I suppose food can be your friend to a certain extent, but you can't really have an intimate relationship with food.

Then again...

Please don't make this thread similar to American Pie. :D

BoB: Are you going to end this final soon or keep it up until the weekend?

You need food to live. and uh.... it taste good.

Food tastes good.
Unless maybe....is your friend the manager of millions of fast food resaurants all over the world. Then technically by choosing friends. You could have both. ^^
But also if you have all the food in the world. You'll have lots of pple who would do anything jus for some food so then you could have many friends and therefore you could also have both.
It's equal both ways. Depends on which one you like best and want most.

I hope friends win! The best thing in the universe can't be food.. can it? (*Thinks about creamy penut butter and crunchy chips and cheesy, crunchy, chewy, and melty tacos and stuff*)

(Then thinks about friends, fun friends, mean friends, nice friends, And other friends. (by agent smith: ''Only a human could make something as insipide as love!'') by cox cable: ''LIFE IS GOOD WHEN U GOT YOUR FRIENDS'' (*Thinks about his best friend*)

Yes, I choose friends. To me, Friends are the greatest thing in the universe. If I were stuck in a cage for the rest of my life and I had to either choose for them to feed me and keep me alive in the horrible prison, or to be in there with my friend and die together I would choose that.

Uh, no congratulatory post or anything, BoB? You kind of just ended it abruptly.

FRIENDS BEAT WHISKEY?

Uh, no congratulatory post or anything, BoB? You kind of just ended it abruptly.
x_x I swear I had done a massive post. Dammit. Uhm...

And the winner is... was... whatever... *drum roll*

Friends!

Friends has now beaten Food in a close fight to be named The Greatest Someting In The Universe! Rah rah rah!

That'll do. I'm not typing out that longass thing again. *hides*

This is not right!
Friends? OMG.
You're all gonna STARVE. :irked:

Cookie? :cookie:
Well, too bad, you can't have one!! :twak: