Spaceman Spiff delivers Eyes on YOU hot and fresh to your door

Just to clarify, Spiff is taking the place of Free Spirit, who left the boards and all.



General Fodder
01) What is your real name? Jeremiah Sullivan. The Great and Almighty. III.

02) How bout them handy-dandy nicknames?
Online: Spiff, etc.
Offline: Jermy, Jerry, etc.

03) How old are you, and when's your birthday? 18, July 27

04) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 125 lbs

05) So, are you a boy or a girl? Yer mom.

06) Where do you live? (City and State/Country) Gilbert, AZ USA

07) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?)
I am a college student going through college on my way to being a college grad. And I deliver pizzas.

08) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown

09) Do you have any siblings? If so, how old are they?
Yeah. 12, 12, 8. Or something.

10) What size shoe do you wear?
10

Media Stuff
11) What's your favorite video game?
Right now, NFL Street

12) And more specifically, which Final Fantasy title is your favorite?
If I had to choose, seven, but I'm not too fond of final fantasy anymore.

13) Favorite gaming genre? (ie: RPG, action, etc)
Action

14) Favorite TV show?
Hm. Dunno. CSI, maybe. Or the Daily Show. Gotta love the Daily Show.

15) Ever been on TV before?
Yes. Lots of times.

16) Favorite music genre? (ie: punk, country, etc)
Alternative, Rock, Punk, etc.

17) List five of your favorite bands
Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Format, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radiohead

18) Favorite movie?
Take a guess.

19) Favorite movie genre? (ie: comedy, romance, etc)
Thriller. You know, mind-bending "holy sh*t what just happened" plot twist type stuff.

20) Favorite actor/actress?
Brad Pitt. AS AN ACTOR. I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO HIM IN ANY WAY. HE MAKES GOOD MOVIES THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. SHUT UP I HATE YOU ALL.

EoFF Related
21) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
Something about FF8. I don't remember exactly.
Let's just say it was destiny.

22) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?
I met TheAbominatrix. She's super hot and sexy, and I felt her boob while she slept.

23) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
I dunno. It's hard to choose. I wuv u all. Even Del Murder.

24) Do you frequent any other message boards? If so, which?
ASC

25) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
No. Never.

Relationships
26) Are you currently in a relationship? If you arent, would you like to be?
I am not in a relationship. No, I do not want to be in one.

27) Where did you meet your significant other?
At Sam Goody. We were both looking at the new pink cd and I said "THat's a big lip ring, person!" and then she turned around and she was really a guy! I instanly fell in love with him. And I said "Hey, did anyone ever tell you you're sexy?" and he said "No, you're the fist. I love you, lets get married" and I said "You're the boss" and so we got married and had seven kids and live in a farm in Kentucky with cows and chickens and platypuses.

28) Have you ever been in love?
Never.

29) If you could marry anyone in the world (based off love, money, or merely physical attraction), who would it be?
Ashley's Mom. <3

30) Do you like pie?
Yes.

The Rest

31) What's your theme song?
Sir Phycho Sexy - Red Hot Chili Peppers

32) Have you ever been arrested?
Maybe.

33) What's your favorite drink (non-alcoholic drinks count too, like soda and such)
Vanilla Coke.

34) Do you have a particular scent of perfume/colonge/body spray you always wear?
Axe Body Spray. The Phoenix kind.

35) Do you bathe regularily?
No. I shower.

36) If you could be any animal (or mythical creature), what would you be?
A dog. Cause my dog just lays around all day and rolls in the mud. That's the life for me.

37) Do you let people borrow money?
Depends on the people.

38) How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Seven.

39) Are you always a bridesmaid, yet never the bride?
Sure.

40) Do you pretend to talk on your phone so people think you're important?
I don't need to pretend, baby.

Have you EVER LISTEN toO the meat puppets? and did you like them or hate them?

Do you like battling seizure robot? (http://www.seizurerobots.com/)

Can I borrow the coin?

Do you like red hot chilli peppers?

Could you tell me a free online english=>arabic translator device? free???

hiccups?

You're attracted to Brad Pitt!?

How much does delivering pizzas pay?

What's your favourite RHCP song?

Ever played Kingdom Hearts, if not why not and are you going to?

Do you like game music and if so which is your favourite song from a game?

Do you like anime, if so which ones?

Do you like old VW beetles?

Want a ride in one??

IT'S SUCH A TERRIBLE MOVIE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

What's it like being short? I mean, you're just taller than me but you're still short for a guy. HA! NOT SUCH A GOOD MOVIE NOW, IS IT?

Which is betting in your opinion, Street Fighter, Guilty Gear, or King of Fighters?

Think you could beat me up in a fight? (If you say yes then you're a liar)

Ever play any of the Dynasty Warriors games? Aren't they awesome?

Can I order a pizza with beaco, Pepperoni, parmasan cheese, and beef, delivered to my door? I'll tip you, and well.

Didn't you meet Mandee and BJ, too? :o
Oh, they should be so offended. :( :(

What is a "Phycho"?

And do you like wearing wooden shoes?

what is your favorite sized wrench?

Why don't chickens have scales?
I just ate a burrito, pretty sweet, huh?
:cool::hat::mog:?
Is your favorite movie <i>Rudy</i>?
How do you make a beef brisket?

Originally posted by Meat Puppet
Have you EVER LISTEN toO the meat puppets? and did you like them or hate them?
No. Dunno.

Do you like battling seizure robot? (http://www.seizurerobots.com/)
Who doesn't?

Can I borrow the coin?
What?

Do you like red hot chilli peppers?
:)

Could you tell me a free online english=>arabic translator device? free???
http://www.freeonlinetranslatorforenglishtoarab ic.com

hiccups?
No?

You're attracted to Brad Pitt!?
NO.

How much does delivering pizzas pay?
A rediculous ammount.

Originally posted by Xander
What's your favourite RHCP song?
Uhm. Can't Stop, Under the Bridge and Scar Tissue

Ever played Kingdom Hearts, if not why not and are you going to?
No. Never.

Do you like game music and if so which is your favourite song from a game?
Uh. I dunno. Yer mom.

Do you like anime, if so which ones?
No. Yer mom.

Do you like old VW beetles?
Sure.

Want a ride in one??
Done.

Originally posted by Calliope
IT'S SUCH A TERRIBLE MOVIE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
SHUT UP DONNIE DARKO OWNS YOUR CRAPPY ASS AND YOU KNOW IT ASSHAT

What's it like being short? I mean, you're just taller than me but you're still short for a guy. HA! NOT SUCH A GOOD MOVIE NOW, IS IT?
Chicks dig it.

Originally posted by Joel.
Which is betting in your opinion, Street Fighter, Guilty Gear, or King of Fighters?
Mortal Kombat

Think you could beat me up in a fight? (If you say yes then you're a liar)
Yes.

Ever play any of the Dynasty Warriors games? Aren't they awesome?
Indeed. Huang Gai owns.

Can I order a pizza with beaco, Pepperoni, parmasan cheese, and beef, delivered to my door? I'll tip you, and well.
What the hell is beaco?

Originally posted by MecaKane
Didn't you meet Mandee and BJ, too?
Ashley's the one who edited it.
Yes, I did meet them.

Oh, they should be so offended.
Yer mom.

Originally posted by Misfit
What is a "Phycho"?
A typo.

And do you like wearing wooden shoes?
Sure.

Originally posted by repo man
what is your favorite sized wrench?
I'm quite partial to 3/4 inch.

Originally posted by Mr. Mimic
Why don't chickens have scales?
Yer mom.

I just ate a burrito, pretty sweet, huh?
Dude. Awesome.

:cool::hat::mog:?
Only on Tuesday.

Is your favorite movie Rudy?
No. Shut up.

How do you make a beef brisket?
With love. And magic. And beef.

Are you bitter because I could kick your ass and plan to whenever I see you? Or is it because you look stupid?

Originally posted by Spuuky
Are you bitter because I could kick your ass and plan to whenever I see you? Or is it because you look stupid?
I'm not bitter. And why do you want to kick my ass? I love you. :(
Seriously, wtf.

I don't really YOU FILTHY HEATHEN.

So stop being bitter.

How are you feeling today, Spiff?
Do you like pizza?
Cars or trucks?
Ford or Chevy?

Originally posted by Spuuky
I don't really YOU FILTHY HEATHEN.

So stop being bitter.
k :(

Originally posted by Leeza
How are you feeling today, Spiff?
I am super, thanks for asking.

Do you like pizza?
Not any more. :{

Cars or trucks?
Trucks. Oh you betcha.

Ford or Chevy?
Dodge. But of the two, Chevy.

What do you think about Other people?

Originally posted by Other
What do you think about Other people?
Yes.

Dodge? lolz
So if Ashley edited that in there, does that mean she knew you felt her b00b or only thinks you did?

Originally posted by MecaKane
Dodge? lolz
Eat it. :aimmad:

So if Ashley edited that in there, does that mean she knew you felt her b00b or only thinks you did?
She WISHES I did. :aimwink:

Which is longer, a foot or 12 inches.
If you could be anything that lives in the ocean, what would you eat and where's the beef?

Eat WHAT? >:O

Eat WHY? :aimmad:

Eat WHO? http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/aimmad.gif

Eat HOW? :)

May I refer to you as teh Spiff?

How do you like college thus far?

Is it what you expected?

Are there alot of chick delivery people at your pizza place?

Do you work in a chain store or an independent store?

Do you get tired of people asking you what your major is when you first meet them on campus? Do they really believe your major will tell them alot about you?

Do you drive a truck? Were you ever made fun of for being short and driving a truck? I was.

What do you think of short girls who drive F-150's?

Why is FF Mystic Quest the best ever? I'll tell you why. Because it rocks!!

IT'S SIGNS YOU BASTARD HOW COULD YOU FORGET?

What are you gonna do when some eoffer orders a pizza or something and you go deliver it and then they beat you up?

17) List five of your favorite bands
Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Format, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radiohead

what about Alkaline Trio :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

spiff rox :<x>D?

would you rather eat paper ducks or blue rhinoceroseseses?

What is your stance on cheese?
Do you like my hat?
What is your favorite color of sticky note?
Does is suck in Arizona as much as I think it does?

how do I get the hot hot women to sex?

Okay, really, what is it with women and dancing? They suck at it, and the good ones just dance with friends and leave. wtf

Who likes pie? Jim likes pie? Who's jim?

WHo are YOu?//////////?????????????

We understand your Brad Pitt obsession. No need to deny it. *patpats*

So. When I try making cute, cuddly plushies out of road kill, they always start smelling really bad, even when I've cleaned their insides before stuffing them. What am I doing wrong?

Slushie?

Could you please say hello to your mom from me?

If you got the chance to be a girl for one year, would you try it?

Eat WHEN? >:O

Have you figured out Donnie Darko yet?

Do you typically like puzzle movies?

How long have ya been a RHCP fanaticiso?

Are you a Calvin & Hobbes fan? Still?

Fire, Ice, or Bolt spells?

Meat or Veggies?

Tits or Tats?

Yadda or yadda?

How hot am I?
No, seriously.
When are you gonna come see me again?
Do you mind that my house smells like cigarettes and cat urine?
Is Mandee hotter than me?
Is she hotter than you?
You're hot?

What's your favourite Disney movie?
Are you going to visit Finland someday?

What would you do if someone ate you?

Can you lend me some cash again

Where are you?!!?

Do you?