In the grand tradition of R=U threads...

GEORGE CARLIN = KENNY ROGERS!

C=R forever. Please sign your name in this petition to recognize legally that George Carlin and Kenny Rogers are one and the same.

Just in case anybody needs some convincing:

http://bleys.vespernet.org/carlin.jpg http://bleys.vespernet.org/kennyrogers.jpg

CAN'T YOU SEE THE BLOODY RESEMBLANCE?

George Carlin is great. Therefore Kenny Rogers is great.

*eats a rotisserie chicken*

Kenny Rogers got some great chicken.

C = R. *nods*

*sign*

Originally posted by Agent Proto
Kenny Rogers got some great chicken.

I was gonna say that, you piece of crap.

I<3 George Carlin

Originally posted by Joel
I was gonna say that, you piece of crap.

You pays your money, you takes your chances. Because, you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
You pays your money, you takes your chances. Because, you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

I like that song by the way :p

hmm ok
nice

http://www.sbahns.com/images/buddy_christ.jpg

Whatever you say, Bleys. Whatever you say.

Originally posted by The Man
hmm ok
nice

If you say so...but every hand's a winner, and every hand's a loser, and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

Hmm...interesting. They have the same face shape.

EDIT: *SIGN*

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
If you say so...but every hand's a winner, and every hand's a loser, and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep. it's so true ;_;

Amazing! They were seperated at birth!

**Signs**

Yeah, I think we need something similar to that "Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on TV" ... like for EoFF

"Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on EoFF"

, , , , , , and !!!! D:

Who is George Carlin? Rogers I know cause my brother got a song of his on the puter.

Richard Gere:
<img src="http://www.milams.com/0_runaway.jpg" Alt="omfg Dick Gere's over there" />

David Duchovny:
<img src="http://duchovny.net/photofolder/photos16/david-duchovny-1.jpg" alt="Aiyeeeeee kawaii Mulder-sama des!" />

I'm telling you they are the same man!

If you want to see similarities in people, <a href="http://espn.go.com/page2/s/looking/index.html">check this out</a>.

Strider's gonna like that Tim Rattay resembles Superman

Originally posted by Agent Proto
Yeah, I think we need something similar to that "Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on TV" ... like for EoFF

"Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say on EoFF"

, , , , , , and !!!! D:

QUESTIONING RELEVANCE OF POST

I'll relevance your post.

Bleys, sorry but I don't see it. I did like the ESPN ones however. That's a good site all around, really.

Originally posted by The Man
I'll relevance your post.

In mother Russia, post relevance you

<img src="http://www.angryflower.com/precip.gif" alt="KAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL! !!!!">

D=B.

Del's Picture in 'Post a Pic' Thread in GC:

http://www.angelfire.com/dragon2/kingbahamut/delpic.jpg

Ben Stiller:

http://www.screencaptures.net/heads-stiller.gif

I don't see similarity in any of them, especially the last couple pictures.

Who is Ben Stiller and why does he look like me? I'm scared.

What the hell? They look exactly alike.

...

Drugs are bad.

drug use may be a choice, but it should not be a means of discrimination

Mmmkay.

PeeGee: I see no resemblance whatsoever.

King Bahamat: See above. =P

You suck. Duchovny == Gere

The scary thing is, I think KB really thinks that top picture is Del.

It is.

Del Snizz?

Who?

How are we supposed to know if that's Del? Better yet, how are we even supposed to know the other one is Ben Stiller? What if the first one is Ben and the second is Del? I think I'll explode now.

Del Stiller?

No, I don't think the top picture is Del. I was just being stupid. The top picture is Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmore, as the psychotic nursing home leader. Now, Yams, I'm a little scared, as you appear as if you think that that's Del.

I met Del in Korea and I'm telling you that's him.

Happy....Gilmore?

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Del Snizz? I miss Snizz. :(

I miss Snizz too. He was my god.

And Yams, that means that Del is Ben Stiller.

http://www.eonline.com/shared/Eonline/Features/Live/Filmschool2000/Video/happy_gilmore1.asx

And there you have it.

Hey, a video of Del!

Spatvark == Spuuky

That was part of a training video I did on the specific needs of elderly customers. I don't know how it got on the internet.

Now let's stop with this Ben Stiller foolishness and get back to the matter at hand, the eternal debate on whether Bleys has lost his marbles or that he never had them to begin with.

...wait, who suggested he had them to begin with? I thought it was- He's got no marbles, or he has in his insanity tried to replace them with something both "strange" and "unique".

**loses all sight on his "mission" to unmask Del as Ben Stiller**

Right. Back to the topic. So who is it that's been drinking all the mayonnaise?

Bleys has marbles. They're just very very small ones.

I got more marbles than I know what to do with

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
I got more marbles than I know what to do with

Must... resisst.... perverted.... comment.

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
I got more marbles than I know what to do with
No, those are kidney stones.

Originally posted by Joel
Must... resisst.... perverted.... comment.

That's precisely how it was intended, Joel.

Has anyone ever noticed how George Carlin looks like Kenny Rogers?

Are you serious? That's incredible that you noticed that. I'm going to worship you now.

Originally posted by King Bahamut
Are you serious? That's incredible that you noticed that. I'm going to worship you now.
I was wondering if George Carlin looks like Kenny Rogers, worship me! :aimmad:

Sorry. I ended my religion of worshiping people I don't know. I now worship my dog.

Geez, cults are so hard to start these days... :cry:

I have a cult about me. It currently has three members: My dog (I turned the tables on her), George Carlin, and Kenny Rogers.

Kenny, you b*tch! You said I was the only one!

MWAHAHA! Kenny's mine, beotch. However, for a small monetary donation*, you can experience total salvation** with KB.

* meaning 100,000,000,000,000 pounds of cheese

** meaning a life of slavery

How about I get you all a nice warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!


btw Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

Who the hell is Grizzly Adams?

Grizzlies are big bears. Is this true?

Hey, you can still say hell? HELLA AWESOME!

Hell hell hell hell HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL

Who the HELL is Grizzly Adams? **cries**

I need to make a Del=Stiller banner image.

Here it is. I'm not gonna use it, but oh well. I needed something to occupy my sad life for a few minutes.

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
Hey, you can still say hell? HELLA AWESOME!

Hell hell hell hell HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL you can say damn too. and i think you can say ass.

edit: yes, you can.

Trout.

trout isn't a swear word. whereever did you get that idea from?

Ask Bleys :p

You're perfectly capable of answering for yourself, non?

Originally posted by Joel
Trout.

Perish like the worm you truly are

And thus concludes this week's episode of 'which swear words can we get aways with'. Now back to our regularly scheduled topic.

What was our regularly scheduled topic? Oh yes, people that are the same. I've now hosted the del=ben banner, and we can formally begin the process of unmasking the conspiracy that Del is in fact, Ben Stiller in disguise.

http://www.angelfire.com/dragon2/kingbahamut/delandben.jpg

PeeGee totally owned you all with his comparisons

and seriously

Viggo Mortesen = Jesus Christ

Viggo Mortesen = Jesus Christ

Himno! How did I not see that before?

I dunno, but if you think about it right before watching the movies, they just aren't quite the same anymore.

On a sidenote, I was reading the papers today and mistook Kofi (the UN leader dude) for Morgan Freeman. If it didn't read the text on the page, I'd probably still think it was Mr. Freeman right now.

Who?

Oh, you mean Mr. Coffee.

I love the fact that the UN is lead by Mr. Coffee.

The more I look at him, the more I think "Hmm, maybe he actually IS Morgan..."

Preposerterous! Absurd!

Kofi Annan being Morgan Freeman (which I've thought for AGES) is no less preposterous than Del being Ben Stiller, which is now starting to look very true.

I'm still more disturbed by the fact that Aragorn is played by Jesus Christ

Kofi Annan is the best. How dare you conpare him to that hack Morgan Freeman!! :aimmad: