Let's do an EoFF Valentine's Thing.

We can each find Valentines on EoFF!

So, who'll be my Valentine? Anyone?

>>> Valentine`s day is lame and stupid...

I guess that means you're not going to be my Valentine, then.

Spiff, will you be my Valentine? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

What is this Valentine's day? It's Arizona Statehood Day, retards.

EDIT: no.

WTF?

What do you mean, "no"?

I'LL KILL YOU.

BRING IT, MARSHMELLOW

**Flies through the air, Superman-style, and ATTACKS!!!**

haha you fly like a little fairy.
*shank*

**Bleeds on you!!!**

My blood is acid, so you are melting! HA!

I am made of anti-acid stuff so your acid blood does nothing. Here have an ATOMIC TOASTER.

*throws an atomic toaster*

ps. I'm made of anti-atomic toaster stuff too.

What the crap, you can't be anti-acid stuff AND anti-atomic toaster stuff.

Pick one and stay with it, you rule-breaker!

**Swallows the atomic toaster and goes back in time and spits out the toaster at your dad before you were born and he blows up so you never get born, then goes back to the present.**

TAKE THAT.

what the eff
I was created in a bio-chemist lab in a tube. That's why I have anti-acid and anti-atomic stuff. DUH.

SO I have no dad. Nice try, puffnstuff.

*gives you herpes*

That's what you think! I already HAD herpes, so by giving me herpes you actually gave me LASER VISION.

**Heats up your face with his laser vision so that you feel slightly uncomfortable!!!**

AHAHAHA! By warming my face you have activated my SUPER MACHINE GUN MODE where machine guns pop out of my arms and back and riddle all surrounding persons with red hot firey bullets coated with anthrax.
ABAHBAHBAHBAHAB

*riddles you with red hot firey bullets coated in anthrax*
The anthrax is special anti-fire anthrax.

Wow, what a coincidence, I just happened to have this Book of Mormon in my shirt pocket, which you well know STOPS ALL RED HOT FIREY BULLETS COATED WITH ANTHRAX FROM HARMING ME.

That's right, Paco, you are sure to be defeated now with my... hamster of... Jello.

That's right. Jello. He cannot be harmed because he is made of Jello. Also, he humps peoples' legs!

Attack, Jello Hamster!

I LOVE Jello! *eats*

*attacks your Book of Mormon with logic, causing it to implode*

TAKE CHARGE FIREY ANTHRAX BULLETS
*ratatatatatattattattattattattattattatta ttatta*

Wow. You've though of everything.

EXCEPT THIS!

**Pulls out some change and pocket lint.**

Hmm. Wrong pocket.

**Pulls out the shield of Joel, made entirely out of stupid crap.**

THIS WILL DEFEND ME FROM YOUR EVIL!

I would like a Valentine, plz.

*Puts head inside a giant box of chocolates.* Who's the lucky guy/girl?

aHA. *throws religion and healthy food at the Shield of Joel causing it to freak out and drive it'sself off a cliff*

I'm so cool.
*throws SomethingBig at you*

**Blocks it with SomethingBigger.**

If you won't be my Valentine, WHO WILL? KANE? EWW!

how about yer MOM

Nah, she's already got a Valentine. My DAD.

So anyway, are we still battling, or no?

I want Epyon's sister for my Valentine. Unf.

Ok, that was odd.

Oh noe, healthy food and bibles *dies*

Im not a valanties type of guy because it's a dumb halmark holiday, like Christmas, July 4th, or Sunday.

Let's do an EoFF <s>Valentine's</s> mass ritual suicide Thing.

Wow, I didn't realize everyone here was so... insane.

I would say I wanted a Valentine if my brother wouldn't kill me. Or, if I didn't sound desperate. So, I'll just pretend I don't care.

Good idea, though :)

You boys behave now.

I want Election Booth to be my valentine. :love:

Originally posted by Squires
Ok, that was <s>odd</s> hilarious.

And I've already got a Valentine, sorry ladies :p

I'm sure they're grateful.

Woah, woah, woah, who's throwing me at SomethingBigger?

*gives a Valentines snuggle to grumpy Lindz* Just kidding <3

Originally posted by Squires
Wow, I didn't realize everyone here was so... insane.

thats what happens to you after eight months of being here. :mog:

I'm too hot for any of you little girls anyway

i came on here to find something to do...and i think now i shall run away screaming...

but i must agree with some of you, this day is a...stupid one?

course, im alone, i have no love life,i live under a rock and...an bored,so i suppose I cant really say if its a good or bad holiday.

course, im alone, i have no love life,i live under a rock and...an bored,so i suppose I cant really say if its a good or bad holiday.

You are not alone zacks_clone. I don't have a love life either. But there is one thing for sure: There is a special day for a particular people.

I r singl

Eh, I get both pissy and lonely on Valentine's Day.

So I try to steer clear of human contact all day.

The next person who posts in this thread is my valentine.

Hi.

I now agree with the rest of you maggots. V-Day is for suckers.
god dammed, crap ass...
*slits cupids throat*

Originally posted by Wind Shear
You are not alone zacks_clone. I don't have a love life either. But there is one thing for sure: There is a special day for a particular people.

There's an international masturbation day?

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That's everyday for me.

Originally posted by stuffing
thats what happens to you after eight months of being here. :mog:

What do you think happens when you're here for 2 years and beyond?

...

I wonder if repo man is free for these last 15 minutes of Valentine's Day.

What happens if your a clone of the orginal maker person, just imagine the madness, no, the insanity, the INSANITY!!!!

hummmmm, its now sunday, yet all the TV channels are still treating it like valantines day, spooky...

My ex gave us (roommates) valentines. I was trying to watch Ghost, which I hadn't done for years. I was excited. Then a bunch of sorority girls came downstairs for a meeting or something, so I left upstairs. Ex comes along later and complains about me not watching said movie downstairs (which was playing downstairs). Meh. She then goes to change the channel...

So I ripped up her valentine. Hah. Then she comes barging into my room and finds out xD

*victory dance*

Originally posted by Spatvark
There's an international masturbation day?

*rotfl* And when was that?

I'm not sure myself, but I remember hearing about it. LOL indeed

Originally posted by Lindz
Let's do an EoFF <s>Valentine's</s> mass ritual suicide Thing.

You are the wind beneath my wings.

Originally posted by Wind Shear
*rotfl* And when was that?


i don;t think its a "day" i think its more of a month
and i think its either march or may, national masterbation month

I WANT A VALINTINE!

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
You are the wind beneath my wings.

Are we talking Seppuku or Hari Kari here though?

I know you have a penchant for seppuku, but Hari Kari has much more drama to it, especially in massive groups.

Originally posted by Surfacing
i don;t think its a "day" i think its more of a month
and i think its either march or may, national masterbation month

You're both wrong! It's a masturbation DECADE, and it started in 2010! That's right, you can give yourself your jollies guilt-free for 10 years! If you weren't aware, you'd best get cracking; you've got 4 years worth of autoeroticism to make up for!:p

Originally posted by Bert
I WANT A VALINTINE!

I will be your valentine... in a strictly non-jail movie kinda way. ;)

Originally posted by Lindz
Are we talking Seppuku or Hari Kari here though?

I know you have a penchant for seppuku, but Hari Kari has much more drama to it, especially in massive groups.

Seppuku is more elegant!

Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
*attacks your Book of Mormon with logic, causing it to implode*
BEST...LINE...EVER! :thumb: