Joel powers-up to destroy your mom and Eyes on YOU!

Usual rigamarole. Only Joel should be answering questions here. Keep your questions within the high-standards of our beautiful message board, but feel free to ask a lot.


General Fodder
01) What is your real name? Joel Holmes

02) How bout them handy-dandy nicknames?
Online: Akumaou812, Joel,
Offline:Chubbs, fatbastard, Joelypants

03) How old are you, and when's your birthday? 18, March 9, 1985

04) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
Height: 6,1
Weight:275 pounds

05) So, are you a boy or a girl? Man

06) Where do you live? (City and State/Country)
Burton, Michigan, USA

07) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?)
Student, 12 th grade

08) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
Eyes: Drk green
Hair: Dark Brown

09) Do you have any siblings? If so, how old are they?
Sister who is about 9 I think

10) What size shoe do you wear?
14

Media Stuff
11) What's your favorite video game?
Capcom Vs SNK


12) And more specifically, which Final Fantasy title is your favorite?
Final Fantasy VIII

13) Favorite gaming genre? (ie: RPG, action, etc)
Fighting


14) Favorite TV show?
SNL

15) Ever been on TV before?
Yes I have

16) Favorite music genre? (ie: punk, country, etc)
Progressive rock

17) List five of your favorite bands
Symphony X
Static X
Powerman 5000
REM
Coal Chamber

18) Favorite movie?
Little Nickey

19) Favorite movie genre? (ie: comedy, romance, etc)
Funny stuff

20) Favorite actor/actress?
Adam Sandler

EoFF Related
21) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
I like the community

22) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?
Nope but I think I got a phonecall from somebody, I forgot who

23) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
Bleys, I just wanna meet that guy and shake his hand at the least, I guess we could school him in a 2D fighting game

24) Do you frequent any other message boards? If so, which?
AoW (my sorta dead board) Fools Gold, LJForums, TheBasement

25) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
Akumaou812 before I requested it changed twice, this one is perminent

Relationships
26) Are you currently in a relationship? If you arent, would you like to be?
No and Sorta

27) Where did you meet your significant other?
Never have yet


28) Have you ever been in love?
Yes

29) If you could marry anyone in the world (based off love, money, or merely physical attraction), who would it be?
I dunno really

30) Do you like pie?
:love:

The Rest

31) What's your theme song?
Sea of Lies by Symphony X

32) Have you ever been arrested?
Nope

33) What's your favorite drink (non-alcoholic drinks count too, like soda and such)
Mt Dew Code red

34) Do you have a particular scent of perfume/colonge/body spray you always wear?
Old Spice Aftershave

35) Do you bathe regularily?
Every night

36) If you could be any animal (or mythical creature), what would you be?
A Semloh

37) Do you let people borrow money?
Yes I do but if they don't pay me back I hold something colateral till I get it

38) How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I'd tell you but then 'd have to kill you!

39) Are you always a bridesmaid, yet never the bride?
WTF Kind of question is this

40) Do you pretend to talk on your phone so people think you're important?
I almost never use the phone honestly

Nice title.

36) If you could be any animal (or mythical creature), what would you be?
A Semloh

Is that innuendo? ;D

No, seriously...

What is your dream job?

And isn't your custom title the coolest evar? ;D

Originally posted by Sadia

Is that innuendo? ;D

No, seriously...

What is your dream job?

No, a Semloh is the mytical demi god desguised as a human destined to defend the univers from the gorakians in Desteney's Heroes.

Dream job eh?

I wanna work at a software dealership. I heard that crap pays decent.

EDIT: My custom title rules:p

Why do you want to destroy my mom?

Originally posted by Misfit
Why do you want to destroy my mom?

I wanna destroy lots of stuff, your mom will be that last :D

But I like my mom. Did you ever think of that?! ;_;

Maybe.

HELLO! DO U LIEK TEH MONKEE?!!

Originally posted by Misfit
HELLO! DO U LIEK TEH MONKEE?!!

Yes,, yes I do.

C'mon people, I want others to respon too.

First you put Strider in your signature, then El of Jo in your custom title. What next, man? :(
What in the world is a Semloh, anyway?
Do you miss Phil Hartman as much as I do?
You used to have "ou812" as part of your screen name, and yet you've failed to list Van Halen among your favorite bands. wtf

Will you clean my room?

Strider:
First you put Strider in your signature, then El of Jo in your custom title. What next, man?
A picture of you in my avatar

What in the world is a Semloh, anyway?
The homosapien like beings I made up for my stories Im writing.

Do you miss Phil Hartman as much as I do?
He was the heart and soul of SNL of course I do

You used to have "ou812" as part of your screen name, and yet you've failed to list Van Halen among your favorite bands. wtf
Long story dude

Bert:

Will you clean my room?

Give me 200 dollars and Ill have it done by monday.

Damn moms cheaper..But she throws all must out. and she finds pipes and bongs I didnt even know I had O_o


Whats your favorite showtune?

Bert:
Whats your favorite showtune?

Hello mah baybe hellow mah hunneh, hello mah ragtime gal.

Dear <s>Strong Bad</s> Joel,

I love you.

fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf

that wasnt a question!>:0

It was so.

Is that right Joel?

Originally posted by Bert
that wasnt a question!>:0

Niether was that.

dammit joel WHY!?

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Originally posted by Rydia's Secret Lover
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What, no meat?

Dude, how fat are you? Like, I know your weight and all, but have you ever figured out what % of fat you are? I'm just curious.

Do you really not give a poop how fat you are?

Are you fat enough that you can't bathe certain parts of your body, or are you capable of cleaning yourself?

Do you like 'fat questions'?

What animes do you own?

Would you like some free anime once I get my dvd burner? What requests do you have now?

What are your computer specs? Are you still using Juno?

How's it going?

Just what kind of pie do you like?

And how would you tell a chipmunk from a pika?

What's your favourite Disney movie?
Are you going to visit Finland someday?

What's your record in eating food? I mean, how much you have eaten in one day? ( for example, 4 pizzas, 2 pies etc)

And do you like my new nickeh?

Hi Joel,

Ever played Kingdom Hearts, if not why not and are you going to?

Don't you think FFVIII has a dull storyline?

Want a Kairi plushie??

Would you rather be good-looking and unhappy or not so good-looking and happy?

Do you like old VW beetles?

Want a ride in one?

What's your favourite place to eat out?

What's the best Sonic game?

Who's the coolest - Sonic, Tails or Knuckles?

Why did you have a crush on misty from pokemon?
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

Pureghetto

Dude, how fat are you? Like, I know your weight and all, but have you ever figured out what % of fat you are? I'm just curious.
I dunno the percentage, Ij ust weigh alot :p

Do you really not give a poop how fat you are?
No I dont honestly

Are you fat enough that you can't bathe certain parts of your body, or are you capable of cleaning yourself?
Im capable, I dont weight 1600 lbs for chrissakes

Do you like 'fat questions'?
Sometimes

What animes do you own?
Just some movies (Twilight of the Dark Master, Vampire hunter D, Street Fighter, Bio Hunter, Gunsmith Cats, and a ton of Hentai)

Would you like some free anime once I get my dvd burner? What requests do you have now?
Street Fighter Alpha
Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust
Tenchi, the movie

What are your computer specs? Are you still using Juno?
700 mghz
256 megs of RAM
Voodoo 3 graphic card

And no I use people PC, I somewhat halfassed cheated into getting good/free ISP usage

How's it going?
My head hurts

Sean:

Just what kind of pie do you like?
Chocolate peacan pie

Peeg again:
And how would you tell a chipmunk from a pika?
The more annoying one is Pika

Kossage

What's your favourite Disney movie?
Emporor's new groove, thats the only one that made me laugh

Are you going to visit Finland someday?

Maybe

Mikal
What's your record in eating food? I mean, how much you have eaten in one day? ( for example, 4 pizzas, 2 pies etc)

I honeslty never took count of that but I did eat about 3 buckets of fried chicken in the course of one day

Again with the the peeg
And do you like my new nickeh?

'Sokey

Xander:

Hi Joel,
j0

Ever played Kingdom Hearts, if not why not and are you going to?
No, I might go buy it when I get a PS2

Don't you think FFVIII has a dull storyline?
No, it's tastey

Want a Kairi plushie??
No thank you

Would you rather be good-looking and unhappy or not so good-looking and happy?
The 2nd one

Do you like old VW beetles?
No, crappy gas milage

Want a ride in one?
Maybe

What's your favourite place to eat out?
The palace local restaraunt

What's the best Sonic game?
Sonic CD

Who's the coolest - Sonic, Tails or Knuckle
Sonic

Vincent06
Why did you have a crush on misty from pokemon?
No much honestly, Im into Ryoko from Tenchi now

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you!

What makes you think that being in BAoTW will save penguins?

How do you know that Psy doesn't secretly slaughter them, and cook them in a stew?

Would you spank a penguin if you had the chance to?

What about one of Misfit's monkeys?

Originally posted by Giggles
What makes you think that being in BAoTW will save penguins?

How do you know that Psy doesn't secretly slaughter them, and cook them in a stew?

Would you spank a penguin if you had the chance to?

What about one of Misfit's monkeys?

1. BAoTW holds a wild pengiun reserve in Alaska. Once the elections are over were gona release them.

2. All penguins are present and accounted for so :p

3. :eek:

4. again :eek:

Are you going to bring your deck tomorrow?

Is your mom still dating Dan?

Have you given up on my Jaime (AKA J-chan)?

Bill

Yes yes and no :p

*flips Joel off*

What changes have you made to your deck?

Can it beat mine?

Have you downloaded 'Live and Learn' before?

What advice do you have for young people who are freshman or in 8th grade?

Bill again:

*flips Joel off*
Got a lisence for that bird, pally-boy

What changes have you made to your deck?
I took out some of the usless spells so I have a better chance of getting my good cards when I draw.

Can it beat mine?
It's possible :p

Have you downloaded 'Live and Learn' before?
I have that song burned on a CD

What advice do you have for young people who are freshman or in 8th grade?
Don't f*** with people or people will f*** with you back.

havent you already had a eyes on you thread?

what do you think of the name "beef injection" for a band?

whats the best party?

Muchacho:

havent you already had a eyes on you thread?
I did when it was done by some some weird guy named ed

what do you think of the name "beef injection" for a band?
You stole our band name, I'm suing.

whats the best party?
BAoTW, duh.

what does my mouse pad say?


is my sig just not the absolute coolest?


do u prefer gerbils, hamsters, or mice?


where do i work?


how many sides are on a twenty sided pair of dice?

what rhymes with Enoki?

Enoki

what does my mouse pad say?
This is a mousepad

is my sig just not the absolute coolest?
No, imho

do u prefer gerbils, hamsters, or mice?
Gerbils, they fry up nicely

where do i work?
My house

how many sides are on a twenty sided pair of dice?
Damn tough one, Uhhh, blue

what rhymes with Enoki?
Baloki

do you love me?
do you love my sig?
do you love justin timberlake?

No love but yer cool

Your sig is cool because it contains references to outlaw star, best anime ever

I hate that litte ratface runt

Bert, your sig doesn't show up for me. Possibly because it points to the old eoff site.

Joel, say as much as you can about street fighter...um...to put this into focus, state your top three favourite playable characters, which game in question, and why.

What is your stance on cheese in a can?

And do you have any food allergies?

Mikey

Joel, say as much as you can about street fighter...um...to put this into focus, state your top three favourite playable characters, which game in question, and why.

Ok here I go

Ken: One notch faster then Ryu but one notch weaker in attk then Ryu, good for anti air and straight forward attacks

Guy: Fastest character in Street Fighter Alpha 3, good for catching and opponent off guard and can break all air attacks.

Evil Ryu: About as slow as Ry but as strong as Akuma, good for pulling off Shungokuusatsu for a near death attack.

El man:
What is your stance on cheese in a can?

It 's theb est damn thing sence chocolate milk.

Mr. Sars
And do you have any food allergies?

Not that I can think of.

how come you don't own a ps2?

who out of FF8 would you be if you had to be one of them?

Ever broken a bone if yes which one(s)?

do you think it foolish to be beaten the hell out of for your older sisters sake and ending up concious with a shattered jaw and two missing teeth (some people said I was a fool others said I was a saint)?

vampires or were wolves?

punk or metal?

violent delight or distillers?

Don't mullets rock?

Is there anyone that beats you at Street Fighter, or at least comes close quite often (at least puts up a challenge)?

Would Street Fighter be better if it had fatalities, ala Mortal Kombat?

Which one topping (other than cheese and sauce) is the best on pizza?

What's your dream job?

Who would win in a fight, a dog or a monkey? What wuld the winner's prize and acceptance speech be?

Fallen_angel _666

how come you don't own a ps2?
I never bought one, I wanna get one so I can play GGXX

who out of FF8 would you be if you had to be one of them?
Seifer, he is them ost badassed of all of the FF villains.

Ever broken a bone if yes which one(s)?
My wrist once in about 5 different places

do you think it foolish to be beaten the hell out of for your older sisters sake and ending up concious with a shattered jaw and two missing teeth (some people said I was a fool others said I was a saint)?
I don't have an oldersister smartarse :p

vampires or were wolves?
Vampires

punk or metal?
Metal, punk sucks

violent delight or distillers?
Violent delight

Chadmonkey

Don't mullets rock?
Hell yeah

Is there anyone that beats you at Street Fighter, or at least comes close quite often (at least puts up a challenge)?
Roogle tied 3 out of 3 with me a few nights ago. Thats about as close as anyone has ever gotten

Would Street Fighter be better if it had fatalities, ala Mortal Kombat?
Pfft, thats what mad the MK franchise blow

Which one topping (other than cheese and sauce) is the best on pizza?
Two of every animal

What's your dream job?
Writier

Who would win in a fight, a dog or a monkey? What wuld the winner's prize and acceptance speech be?
Monkey would kick the dogs , the pirze would be a banana and the speech would not happen.

If you had the choice between being a bad- mercenary, ala Rambo, or a bad- fighter, ala Van Damme in Bloodsport, which would it be?

Peanut Butter or Jelly?

Chili Cheese Fritos or Doritos?

If you had the choice between being a bad- mercenary, ala Rambo, or a bad- fighter, ala Van Damme in Bloodsport, which would it be?
Blood sport, because martial arts rock.

Peanut Butter or Jelly?
Peanut butter, especailly creamy

Chili Cheese Fritos or Doritos?
Doritos all the way.

Choose one...

Hugs or kisses?

Lord of the Rings or The Matrix?

Blonde or brunette?

Car or motorbike?

FFX-2 or FFXI?

Red or purple?

Ahh, my brain's all dead, that'll do. ^^

Being from Michigan, are you going to celebrate when the Detroit Lions win next years Superbowl?

Xander

Choose one...

Hugs or kisses?

Kisses

Lord of the Rings or The Matrix?
Matrix

Blonde or brunette?
Blonde

Car or motorbike?
Car

FFX-2 or FFXI?
FFXI

Red or purple?
Red

Rissle

Being from Michigan, are you going to celebrate when the Detroit Lions win next years Superbowl?

Ummm I might but thats a low low low possiblity.

Will you ever beat my phantom deck?

Should I try my goblin/bidding next time, or my Astral Slide?

Why do I kick so much ?

Name every street fighter character. SF damnit, not frikkin capcom miscellenea :aimmad:

xD

um..also name all the fighter games you play(ed), and which ones you've mastered.

Jebus-No-so-absolute

Will you ever beat my phantom deck?
Yes I will, I gotta buy more cards

Should I try my goblin/bidding next time, or my Astral Slide?
Go for it broski

Why do I kick so much ?
Bad diet I guess

Not-so-Pureghetto

Name every street fighter character. SF damnit, not frikkin capcom miscellenea

Too long of a list pal

um..also name all the fighter games you play(ed), and which ones you've mastered.

Street Fighter II- aced
Street Fighter II Turbo- still trying to ace
Street Fighter II CE- Still trying
Super Street Fighter II- Aced
Super Street Fighter II Turbo- Master because I rule with Supermoves

Street Fighter Alpha- Havn't played it much

SFA2- Mastered

SFA3- Dominated

SFA3 GBA Edition master and unlocked everything

Street Fighter 3: Next Generation- Am good but thte games physics somewhat limit me

Street Fighter 3: 2nd Impact- Dominated

Street Fighter 3: Third Strike- Dominated

X-Men Vs Street Figh... you know what, the crossover games got boring so lets just say that I mastered them within 20 minutes

Capcom Vs SNK- I have yet to lose agaisnt a human opponent in that

Street Fighter EX (The 3D Street Fighter) Im good at that game but I can never get a hang of the fact that SF is 3D in this game.

The only ones I have yet to play are Capcom Vs SNK 2, Capcom Vs SNK EO, SNK Vs Capcom Chaos, Sammy Vs Capcom (will be the best game ever made) and Street Fighter the movie (Yes its a game based on the movie base on the game)

Isn't my pirate avatar fierce?

When was the last time that you watched the moon? When was the last time that you watched the moon, on weed?

Did you realize that that last series of questions was a reference to "Half Baked"?

If you drove a car into a pole, would you use your blinker when you backed out of it?

why do girls suck at fighting games, for the most part?

do you sing?

bath or shower?

Monkey boy

Isn't my pirate avatar fierce?
Not fierce IMHO

When was the last time that you watched the moon? When was the last time that you watched the moon, on weed?
About a week ago weedless, a month ago whist baked :D

Did you realize that that last series of questions was a reference to "Half Baked"?
Yes indeed, one of my favourite movies

If you drove a car into a pole, would you use your blinker when you backed out of it?
Yes I would sillyman.

Numisma

why do girls suck at fighting games, for the most part?
Well the female characters in fighting games are technically someo f the best in the game, like Chun-Li, she's freaking toght to beat sometimes. But I did play against a girl at an arcade that was really good but I won, I made 20 dollars that day due to a bet.

do you sing?
Im in the high school chior, I can sing but I have to be in a high voice, I'm basically a tennar

bath or shower?
Showah ;)

How could you possibly like the Matrix better than Lord of the Rings, when the last Matrix movie was so fraggin weak?

Why is Carrie Fisher strangely attractive, even though she looks sorta old too?

Hey, how old IS Carrie Fisher?

What's your favorite medieval melee weapon?

So you like metal, eh? What's the best concert you've been to?

Are these cards people keep referring to actual cards, or are you actually communicating in code and coordinating pinpointed terrorist strikes, using the innocuous location of EoFF as a base of operations?

Do this smell?

Joel you should like, come to markham's arcade and enter a tournament. I'd sponsor you just to watch you pwn

Why does your signature say that you defeat me in Street Fighter when we TIED last time? :p

Sounds like false advertising to me!

Please close this when Joel is done kplzthx.

Auron

How could you possibly like the Matrix better than Lord of the Rings, when the last Matrix movie was so fraggin weak?

I never saw the 3rd one yet so Im not 100 percent really

Why is Carrie Fisher strangely attractive, even though she looks sorta old too?

She was hot in the star wars movies

Hey, how old IS Carrie Fisher?
Dunno

What's your favorite medieval melee weapon?
Broadsowrd

So you like metal, eh? What's the best concert you've been to?
I don't really remember

Are these cards people keep referring to actual cards, or are you actually communicating in code and coordinating pinpointed terrorist strikes, using the innocuous location of EoFF as a base of operations?
Were talking about <s>killing George Bush</s> Magic the Gathering and Yugioh

Do this smell?
Maybe

Peeghiee
Joel you should like, come to markham's arcade and enter a tournament. I'd sponsor you just to watch you pwn

Yeah goo idea

Jamy

Why does your signature say that you defeat me in Street Fighter when we TIED last time?

Sounds like false advertising to me!

LALALALA I AM NOTL ISTENING LALALALALA

What about all the other times I canned your in SFA2 for snes?

Ok Im done, thank you very much.