The "I'm not going to participate" Party

I won't be joining a party in these elections and I won't be voting either, for various reasons. Who else is with me? Stand up and be silent together!!!

I'm not joining a party because it confuses me, and I won't be voting because I'm lazy.

Hmm, sounds like the perfect party for me, sign me up, wait no, hmm lets form a protest group against voteing!! let our shouts be heard, bring comnisum to the states, and make sure no one passes us in power, hows that sound? if not im cool with just not voteing

This party sucks.

It's like a superbowl party without a television.

Where everyone talks like pirates while throwing footballs at Mikztsu's genitals.

that sounds like a good party though.