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TheAbominatrix 01-30-2004, 10:46 PM The usual rules apply, however I just woke up and I'm too tired to mess with em. Have fun.
General Fodder
01) What is your real name?
Max James Van der Merwe (VAN-DA-MER-VER)
02) How bout them handy-dandy nicknames?
Online: Maxi, maxico, Max, I used mop once :P
Offline: Shorty, that liddle guy
03) How old are you, and when's your birthday?
15, 24/7/88
04) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
No Idea, *checks* around 50kg. Im very short and dont weigh much
05) So, are you a boy or a girl?
Boy
06) Where do you live? (City and State/Country)
Latima road, kensington and chelsa, London, england, uk, europe, earth, ect
07) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?)
Studant, year 11
08) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
NAHH. Bluey/gray eyes and my hair was blonde when I was young but somehow changed colour when I was around 7. Now its *checks* dull gray.
09) Do you have any siblings? If so, how old are they?
Nope, only child
10) What size shoe do you wear?
I 'unno
Media Stuff
11) What's your favorite video game?
Timesplitters 2
12) And more specifically, which Final Fantasy title is your favorite?
FF7 DUH
13) Favorite gaming genre? (ie: RPG, action, etc)
Action
14) Favorite TV show?
Not sure really, freinds? I guess but TV in england is *unpleasant*. unless you get something like sky or digital.
15) Ever been on TV before?
Well Id like to say no but.......... no too embarrising. I was only young.
16) Favorite music genre? (ie: punk, country, etc)
Anything with a good beat
17) List five of your favorite bands
Gorrilaz
Pink
Ms dynamite
Uhhh.. Feeder I guess
and ohhh.... I dunno the last one.
18) Favorite movie?
The origonal matrix, Oh brother where art thou, raising arazona.
19) Favorite movie genre? (ie: comedy, romance, etc)
Anything
20) Favorite actor/actress?
NONE. YEAH YER HEARD ME
EoFF Related
21) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
I really cant remember.
22) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?
not that I know of.
23) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
Nope no-un really.
24) Do you frequent any other message boards? If so, which?
not really
25) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
sadly nobody has told me how to change my screen name. I hate this one.
Relationships
26) Are you currently in a relationship? If you arent, would you like to be?
not yet, stupid stuck up bouncers.
27) Where did you meet your significant other? N/A
28) Have you ever been in love? yeah but not properly, REALLY. Just havn't really clicked with anbody
29) If you could marry anyone in the world (based off love, money, or merely physical attraction), who would it be? GOD.
30) Do you like pie?
In what way?
The Rest
31) What's your theme song?
The darth vader one.
32) Have you ever been arrested?
Not in this country
33) What's your favorite drink (non-alcoholic drinks count too, like soda and such)
Pig bile, and human sweat.
34) Do you have a particular scent of perfume/colonge/body spray you always wear?
Musk, sweat, urine and vomit
35) Do you bathe regularily?
5 times a week before I set off. Wakes me up.
36) If you could be any animal (or mythical creature), what would you be?
the common Titmouse has always facinated me. Mainly the Tit bit but it would be kinda cool
37) Do you let people borrow money?
yes, unfortunatly
38) How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
as much a woodchuck would chuck if chucking was what a woodchuck would ...... chuck wood
39) Are you always a bridesmaid, yet never the bride?
I hope not.
40) Do you pretend to talk on your phone so people think you're important?
Not ALL the time
Peegee 01-30-2004, 11:02 PM Do you like eating pie? Any pie? What pies do you like, not like, and enjoy, and dislike?
Who are you?
If you could describe yourself in three thousand five hundred ninty seven and a half words, what would you say was the greatest accomplishment of your toes?
I am behind you. When you turn around I will be gone. What do you have to say about that?
How sexy would you say I am?
Would you allowe me to sexle you?
What if I just did it anyway?
Are you alive?
Who are you again?
Look behind you without turning around or using reflecting surfaces. What do you not see?
Lindy 01-30-2004, 11:20 PM England rawks, right?
What IS Chelsea like?
And do you exclusively eat Chelsea Buns, wear Chelsea boots and support Chelsea football team, or any combination of that, such as eating the football team, wearing the buns and supporting the boots?
Flying Mullet 01-30-2004, 11:25 PM What will you do for me if I tell you how you can get your screen name changed?
Is PG the puppet or the puppet-master?
Where's the beef?
eternalshiva 01-30-2004, 11:26 PM Do you honestly believe that if PG asked you you to "allow him" to sexel you, if you said no, he wouldn't do it? What's the percentage of it being true or false?
Soda or Pop?
Smurfs or care bears?
Xander 01-30-2004, 11:32 PM What was your favourite moment in FFVII?
Did you get upset when FF7 spoilerAeris died?
What's your favourite Pink song?
Have you ever played Kingdom Hearts, if not why not and are you going to?
Baloki 01-31-2004, 12:03 AM Why didn't you nominate me for a Ciddie?
Are you going to College, Sixth Form or neither?
Do you belive that Pokemon actually rule the government?
What do you think in the raise of University Tuition Fees?
Have you ever been stuck down a mineshaft without a canary, and if you where why?
Did you suffer from the freak blizzards recently?
Do you step on cracks or try to avoid them (which is pritty much impossible on any public roadway here)?
Why didn't you nominate me for a Ciddie?
You will nominate me for a Ciddie in June won't you?
Meow?
:greenie: There I'm all done now...
Strider 01-31-2004, 12:25 AM Which is better: Clint Eastwood, the actor, or "Clint Eastwood," the song?
You wouldn't want to spend a day with me? wtf
Denmark 01-31-2004, 12:44 AM Do you think Baloki asks too many questions? :P
Which is the best, in your opinion: :D :P :O ;D ;) :) ;P o.O x.o o_O o_o
Mr. Graves 01-31-2004, 01:15 AM Would you say you're happy with life right now?
Peegee 01-31-2004, 03:11 AM Are you sexy? Can we see a pic pic?
Erdrick Holmes 01-31-2004, 04:02 AM Are you still even posting anymore?
Peegee 01-31-2004, 05:03 AM Are you sexier than Joel?
Jebus 01-31-2004, 06:04 AM Are you am I indeed yes?
Kossage 01-31-2004, 10:35 AM What's your favourite Disney movie?
Are you going to visit Finland someday?
Peegee 01-31-2004, 11:17 AM Where have you been? Do you like jokes? How about sex?
Maxico 01-31-2004, 11:19 AM phew. Uhh les see
Pureghetto
Do you like eating pie? Any pie? What pies do you like, not like, and enjoy, and dislike?
Apple pie. For all of those.
Who are you?
I am only a figment of my imagination
If you could describe yourself in three thousand five hundred ninty seven and a half words, what would you say was the greatest accomplishment of your toes?
Cheese
I am behind you. When you turn around I will be gone. What do you have to say about that?
If I turn the monitor off it reflects light, now I see you.
How sexy would you say I am?
Extremly
Would you allowe me to sexle you?
Probably not
What if I just did it anyway?
I would Keeeeeeeeeel you. Different to kill beleive me
Are you alive?
In a sense
Who are you again?
I cant remeber
Look behind you without turning around or using reflecting surfaces. What do you not see?
you
RyuKishi
England rawks, right?
yup
What IS Chelsea like?
I dunno I live between kensington and chelsea. I call it the gray plains.
And do you exclusively eat Chelsea Buns, wear Chelsea boots and support Chelsea football team, or any combination of that, such as eating the football team, wearing the buns and supporting the boots?
nope sorry. I support the boots though
Flying Mullet
What will you do for me if I tell you how you can get your screen name changed?
If thats in the sense That I Think it is I am very very insulted. I like maxico
Is PG the puppet or the puppet-master?
both. He has disjointed limbs
Where's the beef?
governer swarzanegger.
Xander
What was your favourite moment in FFVII?
All of midgar
Did you get upset when FF7 spoiler(SPOILER)Aeris died?
A liddle
What's your favourite Pink song?
Just like a pill
Have you ever played Kingdom Hearts, if not why not and are you going to?
Yup, great game. The worlds could stand to be a little bigger though.
Baloki
Why didn't you nominate me for a Ciddie?
You wouldn't be my cheerleader
Are you going to College, Sixth Form or neither?
I hope to do the whole shebang
Do you belive that Pokemon actually rule the government?
No its the lizard people stupid
What do you think in the raise of University Tuition Fees?
BAAAAAH
Have you ever been stuck down a mineshaft without a canary, and if you where why?
yes, Insurance problems
Did you suffer from the freak blizzards recently?
Yup, I live on the 19 floor cos I am the poorage, so I was in the middle of it. If you opened the windows it snowed inside.
Do you step on cracks or try to avoid them (which is pritty much impossible on any public roadway here)?
It's like a game of twister, so no.
Why didn't you nominate me for a Ciddie?
You wouldn't be my cheerleader
You will nominate me for a Ciddie in June won't you?
If you are my cheerleader
Meow?
woof
El Mariachi
Which is better: Clint Eastwood, the actor, or "Clint Eastwood," the song?
Song, and the budgie
You wouldn't want to spend a day with me? wtf
I have sever explosive problems
Sadia
Do you think Baloki asks too many questions? :P
Yes, but its alright
Which is the best, in your opinion: :D :P :O ;D ;) :) ;P o.O x.o o_O o_o
o_O
Mr. Graves
Would you say you're happy with life right now?
Yes in the happiness, no in the crippling stress.
Pureghetto
Are you sexy? Can we see a pic pic?
If you did that you head would explode and several villages would be sucked into oblivion.
Joel
Are you still even posting anymore?
Yes, thankyouverymuch
Pureghetto
Are you sexier than Joel?
Obviously
jebusabsolute
Are you am I indeed yes?
Uhhhhh.... yup.
Kossage
What's your favourite Disney movie?
When I was a kid I always loved that one with the squirrils and in the sequal they go to austraila, I cant remember the name though
Are you going to visit Finland someday?
I hope so.
Yay all done *phew*
EDIT:
Sorry I missed PG.
STOP TRYING TO GET ME INTO BED.
Peegee 01-31-2004, 12:47 PM Will you marry me?
Baloki 01-31-2004, 02:01 PM Did you mean the adventurers?
Do you ever goto London by train?
Do you have broadband?
Do you belive in the use of tazers to ward off sex0ring?
Have you ever fallen off the white cliffs of dover?
Which shakespearian play do you prefer and which do you hate?
Why not Essico?
If you drove a car, what car would you drive?
Did you know PG stands for Perveted Group?
Have you ever seen Pokemon the Movie3?
If so how did you survive without nawring your arm off?
What colour are the lizards?
How many questions have I asked so far?
REDRUM stars in which cult fims, which was later used as a cheap simpsons gag?
Is frence chocolate better then English chocolate?
Have you ever been to France?
Final question for this round: Do you belive that without a system of currency the world would fall into pollitical chaos?
Ok, so I lied, this is the final question: What would you do without EOFF?
I will be back, lock up your EOFF members, mwhahahahahahaha :choc:
Maxico 01-31-2004, 04:29 PM Pureghetto
Will you marry me?
In time
Baloki
Did you mean the adventurers?
Yes
Do you ever goto London by train?
I live IN london and yes I do use the trains
Do you have broadband?
No :( Curs'ed 56k
Do you belive in the use of tazers to ward off sex0ring?
Yes, yes I do
Have you ever fallen off the white cliffs of dover?
No, I have been there, and there a greeny/gray colour nowerdays.
Which shakespearian play do you prefer and which do you hate?
I hate MACBETH *spit* and I like...... Nahh I got nothing
Why not Essico?
?
If you drove a car, what car would you drive?
Audi TT
Did you know PG stands for Perveted Group?
That makes alot of sense
Have you ever seen Pokemon the Movie3?
no
If so how did you survive without nawring your arm off?
I divised a small device using the complementary straws and a lawnmower
What colour are the lizards?
They come in many colours. Check your nearest republican party member (USA) or Tory member (UK).
How many questions have I asked so far?
I 'unno
REDRUM stars in which cult fims, which was later used as a cheap simpsons gag?
uhhhh, hmmm, thats murder backwards. Im gonna say the first thing that comes to my mind.
Bloody mary (is that even a film)
Is frence chocolate better then English chocolate?
Belgum chocolate rules all
Have you ever been to France?
yes
Final question for this round: Do you belive that without a system of currency the world would fall into pollitical chaos?
yes But I would be able to get loads of free stuff
Ok, so I lied, this is the final question: What would you do without EOFF?
nothing because the universe would have imploded on its self already
Xander 01-31-2004, 07:15 PM Choose one....
Lord of the Rings or The Matrix?
Hugs or kisses?
Cold or Hot?
Cars or Motorbikes?
Email or post?
Going out or staying in?
Sega or Nintendo?
Art or writing?
Baloki 01-31-2004, 07:19 PM Choose One (I can't lose all of these):
Xander or Baloki
Baloki or Baloki
EOFF or Baloki
Psycotic or Baloki
A Pie or Baloki
A Rabbit or Baloki
A Smilly or Baloki
!!{Spolier}!! Did you know Maxico is my hero and thats why I'm asking him so many questions?
Maxico 01-31-2004, 07:34 PM Xander Choose one....
Lord of the Rings or The Matrix?
Matrix
Hugs or kisses?
Kisses
Cold or Hot?
cold
Cars or Motorbikes?
motorbikes
Email or post?
Email
Going out or staying in?
going out
Sega or Nintendo?
Sega
Art or writing?
art
Baloki Choose One (I can't lose all of these):
Xander or Baloki
Xander
Baloki or Baloki
Ikolab
EOFF or Baloki
EOFF
aww I feel mean now.
Psycotic or Baloki
Baloki
A Pie or Baloki
baloki
A Rabbit or Baloki
baloki
A Smilly or Baloki
baloki
So half an half there
!!{Spolier}!! Did you know Maxico is my hero and thats why I'm asking him so many questions?
YAY.
That makes up for the total lack of cheerleading in the ciddies. And the crushing refusal when I asked about it.
Erdrick Holmes 01-31-2004, 07:36 PM Are you sexier than Joel?
Obviously
Thats a lie and you know it.
Anyway, whats your favourite fighting game?
Baloki 01-31-2004, 07:37 PM *Picks up pom-poms and begins a cheer*
Go Maxico go,
your the best,
your the greatest,
so far all we can do is hope,
that one day we'll be you
*Ends cheer*
Xander 02-01-2004, 02:39 AM Who was the nicest person you ever met (offline)?
What's the best compliment anyone could ever give you?
Would you come to a UK EOFF meet-up?
What do you find relaxing?
What things really annoy you?
Peegee 02-01-2004, 08:33 AM WHY AREN'T YOU ALIVE TODYA? AKSJ?
WHY WHYW HY??
WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY HOW AND SOMETIMES WHAT?
OMFGASLWTF....(BLANK)?
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
Maxico 02-01-2004, 01:27 PM Joel
Anyway, whats your favourite fighting game?
Its always been tekken, even with soul calibur out.
Xander
Who was the nicest person you ever met (offline)?
ohhh, I dont actualy know.
What's the best compliment anyone could ever give you?
your a nice person to be around
Would you come to a UK EOFF meet-up?
possibly
What do you find relaxing?
A bath
What things really annoy you?
High pitched sounds, the feel of velvet ( shudders) people with massive egos.
Pureghetto
WHY AREN'T YOU ALIVE TODYA? AKSJ?
I'm not sure
WHY WHYW HY??
because I am an obsessive compulsive
WHO WHAT WHERE WHEN WHY HOW AND SOMETIMES WHAT?
yes
OMFGASLWTF....(BLANK)?
I know
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
Where did you last see it, check your pockets.
Xander 02-01-2004, 01:41 PM Okay, time for the song lyrics questions round! Picked randomnly from my MP3 collection. ^_^
Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?
What makes you tongue-tied?
Ever felt like a misfit?
Ever been sleeping with the light on?
Is love only true in fairytales?
If I asked you to dance at the disco, would you say no?
Baloki 02-01-2004, 02:00 PM The random animal round:
Identfy each of the following animal sounds:
a) Meow
b) Woof
c) Kayweet
d) Tuwheet, Tuwoo
e) Baa
f) .......
Good Luck, this message will self-destruct in 5 seconds...
Erdrick Holmes 02-01-2004, 10:21 PM What are your thoughts on this picture?
http://www.b4ta.com/images/dr-toe.jpg
Peegee 02-02-2004, 06:25 PM Isn't chun li teh hawterest?
Maxico 02-02-2004, 09:06 PM Xander
Do I answer the questions or recognise the song?
Baloki
Identfy each of the following animal sounds:
a) Meow
Tony blair
b) Woof
george w bush
c) Kayweet
insert political figure here
d) Tuwheet, Tuwoo
tweedle de and tweedle dum
e) Baa
sheep
f) .......
Exploded sheep
Joel
What are your thoughts on this picture?
There are people in the room and I dont really trust you with this so Ill decide later.
Pureghetto
Isn't chun li teh hawterest?
the sprite or acted version in that werrible werrible move?
Xander 02-02-2004, 09:08 PM Oh, hehe, you can answer the questions as normal questions, sorry I didn't make that clear xD
Peegee 02-02-2004, 09:18 PM The sprite. Isn't the sprite just sex inspiring?
Strider 02-03-2004, 12:33 AM Think fast.
What'd you think of?
Peegee 02-03-2004, 12:35 AM And why was it about porn?
what is the best kind of porn?
which is better skat or animals?
TheAbominatrix 02-03-2004, 10:28 AM Please close this thread once Maxico is done. Thank you.
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