Shorty is serenaded by Eyes on YOU in a pirate costume

Read Now Please Thanks. Do not answer any of these questions if you are not Shorty. The focus of this EoY is for her and her alone.

Any questions can be PMed to me, but STOP asking me when your turn is. The schedule is linked in my signature. No more applications will be accepted




General Fodder
01) What is your real name? Sarah McKenzie Cobb.

02) How bout them handy-dandy nicknames?
Online: Shorty, Sar, Sarey, Sarie, Sarahlee, Shorts, Sawah, "Rachel" and "Laurel".
Offline: Shorty, Sar, Red and Sarooscus.

03) How old are you, and when's your birthday? October 13th, 1984 - Nineteen.

04) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh? 5'3", roughly around 120 lbs.

05) So, are you a boy or a girl? Take a guess. =D

06) Where do you live? (City and State/Country) Orem, UT USA.

07) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?) Sales-person thing at American Eagle. >_> *bleh*

08) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors) Natural hair color is strawberry blonde.. though I've weaved dark brown and blonde into it, dyed it auburn and dyed it brown. Now its coming back to strawberry-reddish. Eye color is green.

09) Do you have any siblings? If so, how old are they? Yes'm. Jake (half brother) - 22, Erica - 14, Amanda - 12, Alicica - 11, Austin (step brother) - 10 and Aneslie - eight or so months old.

10) What size shoe do you wear? 7 1/2 to 8.

Media Stuff
11) What's your favorite video game? Eee. Um. Final Fantasy, Silent Hill 3 and Tomb Raider. Can't say I've played a vast number of them, but those are my favorites from the ones I've played.

12) And more specifically, which Final Fantasy title is your favorite? Eight was the best from the ones I've played.

13) Favorite gaming genre? (ie: RPG, action, etc) RPG, plz.

14) Favorite TV show? That 70's Show! Hyde owns.

15) Ever been on TV before? Nope.

16) Favorite music genre? (ie: punk, country, etc) Punk, emo, rock, alt. rock.. rock anything. x_X 'cept that hardcore stuff. None of that. Its all screaming to me.

17) List five of your favorite bands: Red Hot Chili Peppers, All-American Rejects, Lifehouse, No Doubt and Offspring.

18) Favorite movie? Its a Wonderful Life is one of the greatest films.

19) Favorite movie genre? (ie: comedy, romance, etc) I could care less, really. Comedy seems to be more my taste, though, just because I like so many from that genre.

20) Favorite actor/actress? Johnny Depp. *fawns* There really aren't that many good actresses.

EoFF Related
21) Why did you join EoFF in the first place? Because the people in #eoff asked me to. x_X

22) Have you ever met anyone from the boards? Unforunately, no.

23) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do? Eee. I don't want to pick. >_o Um. Beowulf, though he doesn't post anymore. We'd run around terrorizing he public of his city.

24) Do you frequent any other message boards? If so, which? ljforums.com. Oh yeah, baby. JOIN NOW. *adverts for BoB*

25) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original? I was Demosthenes for about a year or so. Changed it to Shorty in January, I believe.

Relationships
26) Are you currently in a relationship? If you arent, would you like to be? No, I'm not. I'd like to be, but not just a relationship with any old Joe I find walking down the street. Y'know, someone I care about or something.

27) Where did you meet your significant other? ...

28) Have you ever been in love? I believe I have.

29) If you could marry anyone in the world (based off love, money, or merely physical attraction), who would it be? I'd rather not say. ^^; Oh wait. Johnny.

30) Do you like pie? Some kinds. Lemon is icky.

The Rest

31) What's your theme song? It used to be Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup. x_X Now its either No Doubt - Simple Kind of Life or All-American Rejects - Drive Away.

32) Have you ever been arrested? Yes.

33) What's your favorite drink (non-alcoholic drinks count too, like soda and such) Mountain Dew and Strawberry-Banana SoBe.

34) Do you have a particular scent of perfume/colonge/body spray you always wear? Clinique Happy and Lovespell. o.o

35) Do you bathe regularily? Amost every day.

36) If you could be any animal (or mythical creature), what would you be? Probably a mermaid. xD

37) Do you let people borrow money? Mmhmm, if its for something they need or something I consent to let them buy with it.

38) How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Yes.

39) Are you always a bridesmaid, yet never the bride? I've never been a bridesmaid, so I really don't know the answer to this question.

40) Do you pretend to talk on your phone so people think you're important? Why would I do something like that?

Didn't you used to date Gau? Who else are you going out with if you don't mind me asking.

Arent men just the masters of tact?
And arent we just the sexiest? Wee!
So, are you ready to kidnap Johnny Depp and keep him in a mutual closet for our own pleasures? He'd love it!

Originally posted by Joel
Didn't you used to date Gau? Who else are you going out with if you don't mind me asking.
That "Who else" bit cracked me up. xD

Uhm, hi Shorty... uhmm... questions. Hrmm. How cool are we?

5'3 isn't really all that short, is it?

Are you short?

5'3" is pretty short, if you ask me.

Originally posted by DocFrance
5'3" is pretty short, if you ask me.
You're not Shorty! <img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/smilies/aimmad.gif" hieght="16" width="16"/>

Yeah didn't you used to date me? WHO ELSE are you going to date? ;)

why the name "shorty?"

How are you feeling today?

Can you name every movie that Johnny Depp has acted in? Chronologically?

Can I call you sometime soon? :love:

What's your favourite Red Hot Chili Peppers song?

Don't you think it sounds like they say "cellphone" when they say "zephyr"?

Do you like having a big family? (lots of siblings)

Ever played Kingdom Hearts, if not why not and do you plan to?

What's a dinglehopper?

Sarooscus?
How 'bout them Jazz?
Would you rather win a date with Topher Grace or Josh Duhamel?

do you see your self as half cooked or half raw?

Who developed "The Adventures of 3D World Runner"


and how many mushrooms do you want on your pizza?

Omi. I forgot when I had this coming. xD *falls over*


Didn't you used to date Gau? Who else are you going out with if you don't mind me asking. Yes, I did. ^^ I don't mind you asking at all. Its someone you probably know is all I'll say. xP

Arent men just the masters of tact? The ones who can think. x.x

And arent we just the sexiest? Wee! Oh yes, very much so. I just hate that you get all the guys, Ashley. ;-;

So, are you ready to kidnap Johnny Depp and keep him in a mutual closet for our own pleasures? He'd love it! I can only hope he would. ^^

*stabs Daniel* How cool are we? Too damn cool for this place. *poses*

5'3 isn't really all that short, is it? Its considerably short - short enough for me to use this name.

Are you short? No. I'm staring down on your head, little man.

Yeah didn't you used to date me? WHO ELSE are you going to date? ;) That's enough out of you!

why the name "shorty?" Because it rhymes with "scholiosis."

How are you feeling today? I am just lovely, thank you. How is yourself?

Can you name every movie that Johnny Depp has acted in? Chronologically? Why no, I can't. I could cheat and lie and SAY that I do and be thrown to hell with SATAN, but I think I'll just stick with "Nah" for the moment. ^^

Can I call you sometime soon? Again? I'd love it!

What's your favourite Red Hot Chili Peppers song? Aaaaaah, I can't pick just one. :\ Aeroplane, Scar Tissue and Californication.

Don't you think it sounds like they say "cellphone" when they say "zephyr"? Maybe if you say it in some wacky cool way that I haven't heard of. But the way my boring imagination makes it sound, its "zef-EER." Or something. x.x

Do you like having a big family? (lots of siblings) Not really. One half brother, three sisters, one step brother, one half sister.

Ever played Kingdom Hearts, if not why not and do you plan to? I can't say I have. I'm sure I'll be borrowing it from my friend quite soon, though, so yes, I'm planning to play it.

What's a dinglehopper? SPORK.

Sarooscus? Oui, oui, monsieur. ^^ I'm Sarooscus, my friend is Kamirooscus. You see, it all pans out.

How 'bout them Jazz? OH GOD THEY SUCK. I am ashamed to reside in the same 500 miles as any of them.

Would you rather win a date with Topher Grace or Josh Duhamel? Topher Grace owns Josh Duhamel.

do you see your self as half cooked or half raw? Half raw. I'm dead inside.

Who developed "The Adventures of 3D World Runner" You know, I really don't have an answer to that. x.x

and how many mushrooms do you want on your pizza? Maybe just a few, thanks.

Im disappointed in you shorty, Square developed "The 3D Adventures of World Runner" but btw i think it was called "The 3D BATTLES of World Runner" oh well it was a greatly addicting game.

and 5'3" isnt that short my girlfriend is only 4'11" (even though she 16)

but anyway so this wont be labled as spam: how many scoops of sugar on your cheerios?

Okay. I really prepared my questions long before your turn. Here it is:


*Sings in tune of Twelve Days of Christmas: On the first wave of questions that the Wind Shear sent to her...*


I. Fill In The Blanks
1. MOAB means _______________________________.
2. SARS means ________________________________.
3. I am __________________________.
4. Please be honest with your answer. Wind Shear is ________________________.
5. Gau is ____________________________.

II. Situationers
1. If your boyfriend is about to be abducted by a group of elite whip-wielding succubae, what will you do?
2. If you were in the air force, what command or unit you wish to assign?
3. If the legendary n00b-sex0ring Pureghetto wants to sex0r you, will you submit?

III. A Little Bit Of Trivia
1. How do you feel when someone bows down and worships you?
2. How do you feel when I bow down and worship you as a godess?
3. If you have given a chance to visit Philippines, what is the first place to visit?
4. Are you interested in aviation?

Sup?

If you were a vegetable, what would you be?

Do I look better with my hair up or down?

Do you like my goatee?

Can I borrow five bucks?

can I sexle you?

*sexles you anway* now what?

omfgaslwtfsars?

hi?

Why did you stab me? :(

How many fingers am I holding up?

You gonna eat that?

Did you use to go to a high school in michigan? Because you sorta look like somebody who graduated from Atherton high school about a year ago.

how many scoops of sugar on your cheerios? I don't put sugar on my cheerios. They taste better that way.

x.x;

I. Fill In The Blanks
1. MOAB means: Somebody told me last night, but I can't seem to remember what it is. x.x
2. SARS means: See above. ^^
3. I am: Short?
4. Please be honest with your answer. Wind Shear is: Part of the Eyes on FF community. *nods*
5. Gau is: Hot! No. Yes. Wait, what?

II. Situationers
1. If your boyfriend is about to be abducted by a group of elite whip-wielding succubae, what will you do? Probably cry like a sissy girl and throw rocks at them.
2. If you were in the air force, what command or unit you wish to assign? The really cool one with the birds.
3. If the legendary n00b-sex0ring Pureghetto wants to sex0r you, will you submit? I wouldn't. But he'd sex me anyway.

III. A Little Bit Of Trivia
1. How do you feel when someone bows down and worships you? I honestly really don't like it. x.x;;; Not that it happens very often.
2. How do you feel when I bow down and worship you as a godess? Um. x.x "Special"? ^^;
3. If you have given a chance to visit Philippines, what is the first place to visit? I honestly don't know. I haven't taken up much research in the Phillies. >.>
4. Are you interested in aviation? Not really. ^^;

Sup? Wit da wack Playstation, 'sup?

If you were a vegetable, what would you be? Um. Probably a carrot. x.x

Do I look better with my hair up or down? Um. Up?

Do you like my goatee? Why yes I do.

Can I borrow five bucks? ONLY IF YOU USE IT FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

can I sexle you? Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers? xD

*sexles anyway* now what? Now you get to go to hell.

omfgaslwtfsars? No.

hi? Bonjour?

Why did you stab me? :( IT WAS A LOVE STAB.

How many fingers am I holding up? None! You have no fingers.

You gonna eat that? No. x.x

Did you use to go to a high school in michigan? Because you sorta look like somebody who graduated from Atherton high school about a year ago. No I didn't. x.x I've never lived anywhere outside the state I'm currently located in.

If Johhny Depp had no legs and his greatest dream was to finish a marathon, how would you help him realize that dream?

Are you teh sexy? WHere is teh pic pic?

*sexles* now you have sars. Now what?

Why didn't you include <b>PETEY</b> in one of your nicknames?

Will you be a good girl, huh?! >:O

WHY WON'T YOU SEXLE ME? :(

Do you not not like me?

Whatever happened to the good old days?

Follow-up Question:

3. If the legendary n00b-sex0ring Pureghetto wants to sex0r you, will you submit? I wouldn't...

Would you like to join my cause on anti-sex0ring? It's below in my sig.


Another wave of questions:

I. The Power of Humanity
1. Have you ever took part of disaster relief operations? If your answer is yes, when was that?
2. Are you a member of American Red Cross?
3. Have you ever donated a bag of blood?
4. Speaking of blood, what's your blood type?

II. Gone Geeky
1. Do you know PHP?
2. Do you know Java?

III. Final Fantasy
1. What's your favorite job class?

IV. About Your Job
1. What products and/or services offered in American Eagle?

What does submission have to do with whether or not I sexle nubbers? (not a question to Shorty)

Hey Shorty do you go to school at all? You're a salesperson at a clothing store, so did you graduate high school and then worked there? Does it generate a lot of money for you? What do you spend your money on? How do you dress? What style hair do you have?

wow, so many non-spam questions :-/

Are you smiling? :D?

If Johhny Depp had no legs and his greatest dream was to finish a marathon, how would you help him realize that dream? Buy him a wheelchair and set him on a track.

Are you teh sexy? WHere is teh pic pic? *shrug* You want a pic pic?

*sexles* now you have sars. Now what? Now I'm going to kill myself.

Why didn't you include PETEY in one of your nicknames? BECAUSE NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT. *shakes fist*

Will you be a good girl, huh?! We already had this discussion. Yes. ;-;

WHY WON'T YOU SEXLE ME? BECAUSE I HAVE A BUSY SCHEDULE!

Do you not not like me? Of course I do. *cuddle*

Whatever happened to the good old days? Ah, I've been looking for an answer to that myself, Jeffie. <3

Would you like to join my cause on anti-sex0ring? It's below in my sig. Nah, that's alright. If I get an STD from PeeGee it means I get to die faster. Hopefully.


Another wave of questions:

I. The Power of Humanity
1. Have you ever took part of disaster relief operations? If your answer is yes, when was that? Um. x.x I don't think I have.
2. Are you a member of American Red Cross? I can't say I am. Sorry.
3. Have you ever donated a bag of blood? God no, needles are scary. ;-;
4. Speaking of blood, what's your blood type? I can't remember. I don't check it on a regular basis.

II. Gone Geeky
1. Do you know PHP? Nope.
2. Do you know Java? Nope.

III. Final Fantasy
1. What's your favorite job class? ..What? I've only played VII, VIII and IX. And I've only beaten VIII. So.. I have no clue what you're talking about.

IV. About Your Job
1. What products and/or services offered in American Eagle? Clothes. x.x

Hey Shorty do you go to school at all? I did. Until I graduated. :P

You're a salesperson at a clothing store, so did you graduate high school and then worked there? Nope. I already worked there and I'll be applying for my college in the fall. Or summer.

Does it generate a lot of money for you? Certainly not enough to live off. But since I get discounts on clothes and such and such, its not bad at all.

What do you spend your money on? Clothes, accessories, albums every once in a while, hair stuff.. most of it I save, though.

How do you dress? In black, a lot. Except when I'm at work. They like me to flounce about my girlish-ness. Normally.. really dark clothes. Not because I'm a goth or any other stereotype - I simply like black.

What style hair do you have? Shoulder-length layered reddish-auburny hair. If you like, I can give you a more detailed description.

Are you smiling? :D? Why yes I am. ^^

Who's your daddy? ;-)

Can I be your guardian? >:O

If you were mad at someone would you call then "a nidiot" or "an idiot"?

Do you like SunChips? I just got a bag at lunch and WOO way too salty.

Is it just me, or does Utah sound really funny to you, too? UTAH!

Is it just me or is Matt a big dummy head? ;) ( :love: @Matt )

Does it seem peculiar to you that Matt would momentarily refer to himself in the third person and call himself a dummy head? (:love: @ Matt)

What do you think of Matts in general?

What do you think of Mullets in general?

What do you think of thinking in general?

What do you generally think of in general?

WHat do you think of thinking generals in general?

Ever thought, that you wanna be a general?

Your opinion on generalizing?

What do you think of this spamfest in general?

Are you of the general opinion that penguins are greater than all?

does the boogy monster make you sad?

Wave 3:

I. About Your Place
1. How well is you know about Orem?
2. Anything special in Orem?
3. Would you like to tell us about Orem?

II. Command and Conquer
1. Do you play RTS games?
2. Have you ever played C&C Generals?

III. Self-Proclamation
1. Fill in the blank. I am self-proclaimed ___________________________.
2. As Mikztsu requested, can I be your guardian?

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir, ma belle cherie?

Who's your daddy? You are, father. ^^

Can I be your guardian? Nope. Daniel was in line first.

If you were mad at someone would you call then "a nidiot" or "an idiot"? It comes out both ways. x.x I'd probably call them an "idiot".

Do you like SunChips? I just got a bag at lunch and WOO way too salty. They're okay. :P Too much salt, ew.

Is it just me, or does Utah sound really funny to you, too? UTAH! No, it sounds funny. Try living here. Oh, and then the accents are great. People says "mounens" insteads of "mountains" and "fur" for "for" (xD). You get the picture.

Is it just me or is Matt a big dummy head? Mattew, that's not very nice.

Does it seem peculiar to you that Matt would momentarily refer to himself in the third person and call himself a dummy head? I think you're both silly. xD

What do you think of Matts in general? In general? They're alright, I suppose. I know too many. x.x

What do you think of Mullets in general? Well. Flying Mullets are quiet rare. Though actual mullets are.. scary, I suppose.

What do you think of thinking in general? Its overrated.

What do you generally think of in general? Probably sex. No. No, wait. Sex with Johnny. Or.. nah. Um. I don't know. I can't make up my mind.

WHat do you think of thinking generals in general? Well. I'd assume you'd have to think to be a general. So.. yay for them?

Ever thought, that you wanna be a general? Nope. Never considered it.

Your opinion on generalizing? I think its for silly people like you.

What do you think of this spamfest in general? I find it amusing, actually. xD

Are you of the general opinion that penguins are greater than all? Sadly to say, I am not. Those damn penguins. LLAMAS are better than penguins.

does the boogy monster make you sad? Why would he? He kills irritatingly obnoxious children so I don't have to. No, he performs a public service, and for that, I am eternally grateful.

Wave 3:

I. About Your Place
1. How well is you know about Orem? Enough, I suppose.
2. Anything special in Orem? Not necessarily. x.x
3. Would you like to tell us about Orem? No thanks, I think Orem would like to remain excluded. ^^

II. Command and Conquer
1. Do you play RTS games? Nope.
2. Have you ever played C&C Generals? Nope.

III. Self-Proclamation
1. Fill in the blank. I am self-proclaimed: Mindless.
2. As Mikztsu requested, can I be your guardian? That depends. x.x

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir, ma belle cherie? Je suis ce soir quelque peu occupé, mon cher, mais dimanche ferait très bien.

please post a pic pic?

Hey shorty :)
up for some faucet tying vaseline backrub action ?
Like the good ol days in chat ?

and yes thats 2 questions

Sunday it is.

What shall I wear? ;)

please post a pic pic? Oh, alright, since you said the magic word.

Hey shorty, up for some faucet tying vaseline backrub action? Like the good ol days in chat? No thanks, I'm good right now. ^^ But those were good times. xD

Sunday it is. What shall I wear? A tin man costume.

That's a good daughter. :) Only MY daughter can be pretty like that.

What's your opinion of me, as a father?

Que pensez-vous à en général ?

Ever mistake a golf cart for a corvette?

Where were you last night when I called?

Would you have minded terribly if I left a vulgar message? Or a normal one even? >_>

What do you think of the idea that all males online are probably sex perverts? Do you think I am srisly a sex pervert?

Do you like pie?

All Shorty's answers which were deleted in the prune...

What's your opinion of me, as a father? As a father, you're alright. But you drink too much and neglect your loving children. ;-; *misses*

Que pensez-vous à en général? How silly people who speak french can be.

Ever mistake a golf cart for a corvette? x.x I would never commit such blasphemy. Did you look at my journal? x.x

Where were you last night when I called? Probably asleep. Or not there, or I was the one on the phone. Sorry. ;-;

Would you have minded terribly if I left a vulgar message? Or a normal one even? >_> Yes I WOULD have minded terribly! Thank god you didn't, I would have had to kick your ass.

What do you think of the idea that all males online are probably sex perverts? Do you think I am srisly a sex pervert? I don't see how people have a way to prove how "all males online are probably sex perverts." Its just some person's opinion, though I wouldn't put it past a large amount of people I know. And no, I don't. :p

Do you like pie? Not usually. x.x Pie's like.. really rich. x.x

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Bert's questions
Do you think I am the coolest person on earth? I can't really judge that because I simply don't know you. x.x

Have you posted in b forum yet? Nope.

if not why not? Because I haven't fully started posting again. xP

if yes do you want it to be forum forever? (you better say yes) I could care less, really. Though I hate that its right where General Chat used to be.

Pureghetto's questions
You've been arrested? What for? Yes I have, for shoplifting.

Odd, but you were asked whether you liked pie or not (I really gotta read these questions). So my question is: do you like pie? Yes I do.

Finally, did you know that the link to your journal in your profile is not working? You have to put http:// before it. Yes, I knew it wasn't working, but I didn't know what the reason was. There's a link in my sig, though. I shall fix it right away.

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And the final posts...

Mikztsu: I don't drink too much, and I'm a great father! And it's been YOU who has been neglecting.><

Pureghetto: Shorty is sexy

Shorty: x.x;

Mikztsu: What kind of answer is that?!

Pureghetto: Yeah. YOu should be saying "take me now" or something xD

Shorty: I only say that to Matt. ^^

ShlupQuack: I guess I'm supposed to close this or something.