Let the Bruckner hailing begin! eestlinc opens Eyes on You with a song and dance

*stickie please!*

Okay, it's the first round of Eyes on You!

A recap on what this is... it's basically a question and answer session to get to know your fellow EoFFer better. Read the survey and ask away!

Please note: All submissions are closed for this very very long Eyes on You set. No more will be accepted.

Now, without further delay...

General Fodder
01) What is your real name? Brendan

02) How bout them handy-dandy nicknames?
Online: eestlinc, eest, EEEEEEEST, bren, xenakis
Offline: b, bren, a

03) How old are you, and when's your birthday? 23, sep 30th

04) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh? 6 feet 2 inches, 260 pounds

05) So, are you a boy or a girl? jojo think's i'm a girl

06) Where do you live? (City and State/Country) Atlanta, Georgia, USA

07) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?) musician/telephone answerer

08) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors) brown-red hair, blue eyes

09) Do you have any siblings? If so, how old are they? none

10) What size shoe do you wear? 12 US mens

Media Stuff
11) What's your favorite video game? tetris

12) And more specifically, which Final Fantasy title is your favorite? 5

13) Favorite gaming genre? (ie: RPG, action, etc) rpg i guess

14) Favorite TV show? simpsons

15) Ever been on TV before? on the local news

16) Favorite music genre? (ie: punk, country, etc) classical

17) List five of your favorite bands: radiohead, pearl jam, stereolab, beastie boys, flaming lips

18) Favorite movie? secretary

19) Favorite movie genre? (ie: comedy, romance, etc) black comedy

20) Favorite actor/actress? john turturro/nicole kidman

EoFF Related
21) Why did you join EoFF in the first place? to post in the ff7 trivia thread

22) Have you ever met anyone from the boards? not in person but I have talked to Becky (Daryl), Paul Knox (Kildarre), and Nicky (Calliope)

23) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do? just one person? Kawaii Ryukishi, and we would reminisce about the good old days and stab some pregnant women for good measure. maybe eat some moon pies too.

24) Do you frequent any other message boards? If so, which? i don't know about <i>frequent</i> but I can be found at ASC, the Basement, tGA (hah), and sometimes other places.

25) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original? the one and only

Relationships
26) Are you currently in a relationship? If you arent, would you like to be? no and not particularly

27) Where did you meet your significant other? in the mirror

28) Have you ever been in love? not with anyone else in that sense

29) If you could marry anyone in the world (based off love, money, or merely physical attraction), who would it be? i wish i knew

30) Do you like pie? key lime

The Rest

31) What's your theme song? The Amazing Sound of Orgy or maybe Bruckner's 8th symphony

32) Have you ever been arrested? no

33) What's your favorite drink (non-alcoholic drinks count too, like soda and such) gatorade citrus cooler (also Michael Jordan's favorite flavor)

34) Do you have a particular scent of perfume/colonge/body spray you always wear? i hate all cologne and perfume

35) Do you bathe regularily? mostly daily

36) If you could be any animal (or mythical creature), what would you be? a person

37) Do you let people borrow money? do i have money for people to borrow?

38) How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? you spelled wood incorrectly

39) Are you always a bridesmaid, yet never the bride? i'm the evil princess sara

40) Do you pretend to talk on your phone so people think you're important? no

Do you know that I still love you, eventhough I don't show it that much anymore?:( Haven't been really talking on messengers in months.

LET THE BRUCKNER HAILING BEGIN! *hails*

*hails Bruckner*

Hi eest!

How are you feeling today?

Hey eestlinc.

First the question I've always been wondering:

Why are you called "eestlinc"? Does it stand for anything or is it part of your name?

Also, you said you are a musician, what music do you play? And you like Radiohead, me too - which album and song is your favourite? :D

Why do you like Final Fantasy 5 so much?!

Oh, I can't wait for this...

Which is your favourite cummings poem? You should post it to show everyone... with the correct formatting. ;)

Can you read the word 'cummings' without giggling like an idiot? I sure cant!

What is the proper method of hailing Bruckner?

Someone told me the other day that some Tchaikovsky tunes make great romantic music. Is that true and, if it is, what would you recommend?

Originally posted by TheAbominatrix
Can you read the word 'cummings' without giggling like an idiot? I sure cant!

:p

w0 w000!

Why were you on the local news:choc:

Bruckner & fobio = Satan and his lover sadam

Ok I ogt a new one, which is better, Street Fighter or Guilty Gear.

Have you tried playing Kingdom Hearts? If you have, was it good? If you haven't, will you play it someday?

Ask questions or don't post, people. Geeeez. >=\

Hrm, a question for eeeeest...

Um. What's your favorite type of flower, and what color?

ok then whyare bruckner /fabio so evil? and bad

Why do you refuse to capitalize your name?

A better question is:

You're 6'2 but you have size 12 feet. Isn't that a bit "small" for your height? I mean, I wear size 10 / 10 1/2 for poo's sake and I'm a good 8 inches shorter

Mik- Bruckner on Jumala!

<i>Leeza: How are you feeling today?</i>
pretty good. I think I'm not sick anymore. I'm excited to be the King of EoFF at the gamer's alliance, too!

<i>Xander: Why are you called "eestlinc"? Does it stand for anything or is it part of your name?</i>
it stands for e(dward) estlin c(ummings), or as you may know him e e cummings, the famous poet.

<i>Also, you said you are a musician, what music do you play? </i>
I play euphonium, which is a tenor tuba, also known as a baritone. I also play some trombone, piano, and I pretend to be a drummer sometimes.

<i>And you like Radiohead, me too - which album and song is your favourite?</i>
My favorite Radiohead album is Kid A, although they are all so good (Well, I don't own Pablo Honey so I can't talk too much about it) I have tons of favorite Radiohead songs, but my favorites are Airbag (from OK Comp), both versions of Morning Bell, Like Spinning Plates, Packt Like Sardines, How to Disappear Completely, Myxomatosis, and Fog (the alligator song).

<i>Rainecloud Why do you like Final Fantasy 5 so much?!</i>
Many reasons. I think the job system is great and the gamneplay amazing for ff5. The storyline is simple and straightforward yet has plenty of crazy FF turns without being overly melodramatic. The characters are great and not too numerous. The play between Lenna and Faris is fun and Butz is a great hero. I like the two worlds and the old and new Light Warriors. Exdeath is a decent villain and Gilgamesh is beyond awesome. Guido is a cool wise turtle, Cid and Mid are fun, etc. There are cool locations like the Elder Tree, Town of Illusion, the various shrines, Istory Falls, etc and of course the CLeft of Dimension. I could go on for a while but I think those are enough reasons.

<i>Burtsplurt Which is your favourite cummings poem? You should post it to show everyone... with the correct formatting. </i>
He has so many great poems. One of my favorites is called Suppose:

suppose
Life is an old man carrying flowers on his head.

young death sits in a cafe
smiling,a piece of money held between
his thumb and first finger

(i say "will he buy flowers" to you
and "Death is young
life wears velour trousers
life totters,life has a beard" i

say to you who are silent. -"Do you see
Life?he is there and here,
or that,or this
or nothing or an old man 3 thirds
asleep,always crying
to nobody something about les
roses les bluets
yes,
will He buy?
Les belles bottes - oh hear
,pas cheres")

and my love slowly answered I think so. But
I think I see someone else

there is a lady,whose name is Afterwards
she is sitting beside young death,is slender;
likes flowers.

<i>TheAbominatrix Can you read the word 'cummings' without giggling like an idiot?</i>
yes. no relation to Kenneth Cummings, btw.

<i>Doomgaze What is the proper method of hailing Bruckner?</i>
the only requirement is to say it and to believe it. listening to his music also helps, as does fighting Hame and abstaioning from eating mayonaisse.

<i>El Mariachi Someone told me the other day that some Tchaikovsky tunes make great romantic music. Is that true and, if it is, what would you recommend?</i>
There is much good music by Tchaikovsky. I like his 6th symphony. His romeo and juliet is very romantic, the polonaise from Eugene Onegin is good too.

<i>Squinn Why were you on the local news</i>
I was on the local news in high school when I got a 1600 on my SAT exam. They interviewed me and a few others from my school district who also got 1600s.

<i>Joel Ok I ogt a new one, which is better, Street Fighter or Guilty Gear.</i>
I don't know what Guilty Gear is, so I'll go with Street Fighter, although it is sad that was Raul Julia's last movie...

<i>Kossage Have you tried playing Kingdom Hearts? If you have, was it good? If you haven't, will you play it someday?</i>
I have not because I don't have a PS2, although I would like to play Kingdom Hearts someday. Maybe if ff12 is as cool as it seems it will be, I will get a PS2 and play KH also.

<i>Daryl: Um. What's your favorite type of flower, and what color?</i>
my favorite flower is the Birds of Paradise. Orange is the dominant color, although they have many colors mixed in.

<i>Bert ok then whyare bruckner /fabio so evil? and bad</i>
Bruckner and Fabio are not evil!!!

<i>ShlupQuack Why do you refuse to capitalize your name?</i>
To spite Spuuky, or perhaps in honor of mynamesake.

<i>Pureghetto: A better question is:

You're 6'2 but you have size 12 feet. Isn't that a bit "small" for your height? I mean, I wear size 10 / 10 1/2 for poo's sake and I'm a good 8 inches shorter</i>
not really. I'm glad I don't wear any larger a size because 12 is about the biggest size you can buy in regular stores.

How is eestlinc pronounced?


And you should get Pablo Honey, it's good. Though it's more... "normal" than it is Radiohead-ish.

How will you feel when you lose to me in the fantasy Super Bowl?

when you buy postage stamps, do you ever pick out specific designs (and if so, which), or do you just get whatever is available and not give a damn?

when you drink milk, what kind is it? chocolate, 1%, skim, 2%, whole, soy/rice/lactose-free?

what is one kind of really everyday food that you just cannot stand eating?

what is the most unusual kind of animal you have had for a pet?

did you ever take your parents' car out for a drive when they weren't home? if so, tell us about one of your little adventures ;)

do you know how to use any type of weapon fairly well? elaborate?

Omg will they ever catch Saddam Hussein?

If you could be with one member of EOFF and some kind of horrific torture tool who would it be and what tool would it be.

<i>Doomgaze How is eestlinc pronounced? And you should get Pablo Honey, it's good. Though it's more... "normal" than it is Radiohead-ish.</i>
It's pronounced like East Link except without the pause in the middle. Also, ok, I might.

<i>Del Murder How will you feel when you lose to me in the fantasy Super Bowl?</i>
We will both have to get there first. Besides, we'll probably play in the first round of playoffs.

<i>Numisma when you buy postage stamps, do you ever pick out specific designs (and if so, which), or do you just get whatever is available and not give a damn?</i>
I hardly ever buy stamps but I did specifically buy the Cesar Chavez stamps a few months back.

<i>when you drink milk, what kind is it? chocolate, 1%, skim, 2%, whole, soy/rice/lactose-free?</i>
I don't drink milk, but when I do it's either skim milk or plain soy milk.

<i>what is one kind of really everyday food that you just cannot stand eating?</i>
mayonnaise

<i>what is the most unusual kind of animal you have had for a pet?</i> tropical fish

<i>did you ever take your parents' car out for a drive when they weren't home? if so, tell us about one of your little adventures</i>
no but i've had plenty of little adventures with my own car.

<i>do you know how to use any type of weapon fairly well? elaborate?</i>
I'm a good shot with a bow and arrow and I was pretty good with a .22 rifle in boy scouts.

<i>HOOTERS Omg will they ever catch Saddam Hussein?</i>
boy i hope so

<i>Maxico If you could be with one member of EOFF and some kind of horrific torture tool who would it be and what tool would it be.</i>
i don't want to torture anybody so I'd probably just hang out with someone I like. Let's say me and Daryl woudl sit around and admire a cat-o-nine-tails. yea.

What's the answer to number three on my Economics test? :_:

What is the purpose of existence?

Who's your baby's daddy?

You bum. I asked you "isn't that small for your size?", in which case you should answer yes if you think your feet are small for a 6'2 (male?), or no if you think your tiny 12 inch feet are the right size for a 6'2 (male?)

incidentally are you male?

Who are some other poets you are really into??

would you, A)fight or B) run ?

Post a picceh of you. Possibly wearing Bleyz' pants. Please?

http://www.game-revolution.com/articles/rants/fabio.jpg what do you think of that?

<i>LadySteph What's the answer to number three on my Economics test? </i>
Law of Diminishing Marginal Return

<i>What is the purpose of existence?</i>
gives us something to do before we die.

<i>Who's your baby's daddy?</i>
aint got no baby

<i>Pureghetto You bum. I asked you "isn't that small for your size?", in which case you should answer yes if you think your feet are small for a 6'2 (male?), or no if you think your tiny 12 inch feet are the right size for a 6'2 (male?)</i>
my feet are more than 12 inches. they are US size 12, which is a Uk 11, which is liek 40 something in Europe. they aren't small.

<i>incidentally are you male?</i>
sure

<i>Daryn Who are some other poets you are really into??</i>
W S Merwin is my other favorite poet.

<i>Pureghetto Post a picceh of you. Possibly wearing Bleyz' pants. Please?</i>
i have posted pics before but not wearing bleys's pants.

<i>stuffing what do you think of that?</i>
lord chainsaw!

Want some salsa?

Want some chocolate cake?

<i>Kawaii Ryûkishi Want some salsa?</i>
I love you. *fanboy*

<i>TheAbominatrix Want some chocolate cake?</i>
not a huge chocolate fan, but sure!

Wow. it's really weird that you play the baritone (Euphonium), Trombone and Piano, as I also play all of those exact same instruments. :D

Are you a professional musician? if so what orchestra do you play in?

Do you play bass clef(like a true baritone player[me]) or treble clef (like a stupid trumpet player who wants to play the baritone because it's so much better)? I'm assuming bass because you also play trombone, not trumpet.

Do you prefer to play the baritone(front-facing bell) or the euphonium(upright bell)?

Have you named you favorite horn? if so, what is it's name? What brand is it? What Model?

whats the anwser to this (its from my psch class and I'm too lazy to look it up)
The methods of treatment for psychological problems are termed_________?

What do you hope to accomplish during your reign as king?

<i>Bandgeek Are you a professional musician? if so what orchestra do you play in?</i>
well, I have a degree in euphonium performance, but I don't have a professional job playing euphonium, mostly because there aren't very many.

<i>Do you play bass clef(like a true baritone player[me]) or treble clef (like a stupid trumpet player who wants to play the baritone because it's so much better)? I'm assuming bass because you also play trombone, not trumpet.</i>
I can play both but I prefer bass.

<i>Do you prefer to play the baritone(front-facing bell) or the euphonium(upright bell)?</i>
upright bell

<i>Have you named you favorite horn? if so, what is it's name? What brand is it? What Model?</i>
I don't have a name, but I have a superawesome Hirsbrunner Exclusive model, one of the first actually, from 1998.

<i>Bert whats the anwser to this (its from my psch class and I'm too lazy to look it up)
The methods of treatment for psychological problems are termed_________?</i>
therapy, maybe

<i>Doomgaze What do you hope to accomplish during your reign as king?</i>
I want the opportunity to kill 50, maybe 60 people.

just out of curiosity, what are some of your other favourite albums besides kid a? i've just gotten into the beastie boys' paul's boutique and am in awe of what an incredible album it is... i never knew rap could be so inventive.

kid a was my favourite radiohead record until hail to the thief came out.

are you collecting the state quarters?

Who are all these people with custom titles that I don't even know? I didn't think I'd been away from EoFF for that long.

Can you please post a pic of yourself now?

What sort of candy do I need in order to attain eestlinc-like powers?

What are your special powers anyway?

Why did you apply for Eyes on You?

What do you think of Bleyz?

Are you Bleyz?

Do you recognize 'Fabio' on the ad of Iron Sword? Isn't Fabio just the sexiest? What do you think of housewives who love Fabio? Do you watch soap operas? Do you watch cartoons? What are your favourite shows? Do you watch porn?

What sort of eestlinc are you?

You do realize that J.D. Drew is a big step down from Gary Sheffield, right?

If you could ban any admin, who would it be?

If you could ban me would you? Why or why not?

Originally posted by The Man
Who are all these people with custom titles that I don't even know? I didn't think I'd been away from EoFF for that long.


like who?

Like you

why do you steal avatars?

I've been here for EVER

<i>just out of curiosity, what are some of your other favourite albums besides kid a? i've just gotten into the beastie boys' paul's boutique and am in awe of what an incredible album it is... i never knew rap could be so inventive.

kid a was my favourite radiohead record until hail to the thief came out.</i>
Beastie Boys rock, although I don't like Paul's Boutique as much as <i>Ill Communication</i> and <i>Hello Nasty</i>, both of which are damn good. Stereolab has two god-awesome albums, <i>Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements</i> and <i>Emperor Tomato Ketchup</i> that are so good. Basically every Pearl Jam album is awesome, especially <i>No Code</i> and <i>Yield</i>. Thievery Corporation's <i>Mirror COnspiracy</i> and <i>Richest Man in Babylon</i> are cool if you like electronic stuff and of course there's Boards of Canada's <i>Geogaddi</i> which is good enough to bear my children. I still think <i>Kid A</i> is about the best album to come out in forever.

<i>Numisma are you collecting the state quarters?</i>
Actually yes, or rather I collect them and give them to my mom. I somehow missed Maine, though.

<i>The Man Who are all these people with custom titles that I don't even know? I didn't think I'd been away from EoFF for that long.</i>
I know who Numisma is, and Bert too, but yea it can be confusing.

<i>Pureghetto Can you please post a pic of yourself now?</i>
<img src=http://www.eestlinc.com/walrus.JPG>

<i>What sort of candy do I need in order to attain eestlinc-like powers?</i>
you have to eat an entire bag of circus peanuts *vomits*

<i>What are your special powers anyway?</i> At tGA my special ability, besides being King, is to see three seconds into the future.

<i>Why did you apply for Eyes on You?</i>
so you could ask me random :bou::bou::bou::bou:, baby.

<i>What do you think of Bleyz?</i>
I like Bleys but I think you spelled his SN wrong.

<i>Are you Bleyz?</i>
obviously not

<i>Do you recognize 'Fabio' on the ad of Iron Sword? Isn't Fabio just the sexiest? What do you think of housewives who love Fabio? Do you watch soap operas? Do you watch cartoons? What are your favourite shows? Do you watch porn?</i>
yes, no he isn't, i think they are funny, I used to watch Passions until I realized my IQ was dropping with each minute watched. I usually watched Days too. I used to watch cartoons like The Simpsons and the Critic and Dr Katz, and before that Ninja Turtles and Dinosaucers and C.O.P.S. but I don't watch much tv now. I do want to watch FLCL though. I don't watch porn.

<i>What sort of eestlinc are you?</i>
the best kind, obviously

<i>El Mariachi You do realize that J.D. Drew is a big step down from Gary Sheffield, right?</i>
god yes, especially since we traded Adam Wainwright for drew's sorry ass. I though Drew sucked in St Louis and I even heckled him at a Reds game, but I'll root for him to do well in the ATL. Sheffield can burn in hell with the rest of the Yankees, btw.

<i>stuffing why do you steal avatars?</i>
I started doing it a long time ago because I thought Pi had the best avatar and I wanted to use it, then I used Mr Sparkle's avatar, and some others. It's a cool concept.

when you go to movie theaters, what do you usually get at the concession stand? do movie theater concession stand prices bother you?

<i>Numisma when you go to movie theaters, what do you usually get at the concession stand? do movie theater concession stand prices bother you?</i>
I generally avoid the movie theaters, but when I go I either don't eat anything or bring my own snacks in. sneaking beer into the movies > all.

I'm no Bruckner, but I believe that all disputes can be resolved with violence. In the case of cabbage apes, I believe that a firm hand is what's needed.

If John has two apples, and Stacey has five apples and John really wishes that Ferris' Day Out didn't last forty days and forty nights, is that amore?

<i>philbo_baggins I'm no Bruckner, but I believe that all disputes can be resolved with violence. In the case of cabbage apes, I believe that a firm hand is what's needed.</i>
I have no idea what you're talking about, but Saddam has an awesome beard. I say let him go.

<i>Calliope If John has two apples, and Stacey has five apples and John really wishes that Ferris' Day Out didn't last forty days and forty nights, is that amore?</i>
yes, by god. <3 you, but not in the Joe Miller actually love you way, but you know. *drinks sprite girl*

why aren't you on yahoo? is it because you are not Ben?

i'm not on yahoo because i was watching the sad football game and now i'm going to cry and go to bed sleep forever

are you sure?

yea so i changed my mind

If I can call you Betty, Betty when you call me can you caaaaaaaall meeeeee Al?

i can be your bodyguard and you can be my long lost new zealand friend *trombone*

WHY DID YOU FRACTURE MY TROM BONE?

because it is the best enemy ever

ZOM BONE

Are you talking about the cranberries?

OMG best song ever

IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE IE IE IE

why aren't you recognised membrane?

don't ask me i think i should be King of EoFF

oh, I am.

xD

you could be queen except no you can be Duchess

TSAR!

Isn't Tsar the best ever? RAR TSAR GAH

catherine the great was tsar and she got squished by a horse she was, well yeah i don't think you want that.

what if I want it to happen to ARGH SAVE ME SAVE ME ONLY A KNOWMAN CAN SAVE US NOW NO, NOT YOU, SUPERMAN, BUGGER OFF.

can a ferret fit inside an accordion?

eddie vedder: accordion king bugs in my ears tickle my nausea should i eat them I DONT THINK THEYRE DUMB

HAIL TO THE AVATAR THIEF?

you are not paying attention young lady

*steals magnolias*

DON JUAN TRIUMPHANT

desperately seeking susan?

b anthony b my fair lady b flat major

a tragedy in eest minor

A TRAGEDY IN EEST TIMOR?

send in the clowns!!!

i will canoe there with my piano to save the world

tiny timor vs dan majerle or whoever it is in that story mr scrooge

WRAP UP SOME RED ROSES FOR A BLUE LADY!

will you dance the funky chicken on your seventy fifth birthday?

to answer your question i quote the late great notorious BIG

t bone steak fried eggs and welches grape

yea

Is Jesus just alright with you?

and is PAUL FRANK YOUR FRIEND?

me and jesus we tight i took a bullet for him back in Nam and ever since he's been looking out for me

is paul frank the monkey guy because that monkey is cute

did you know he's been checking you out of the hotel?

all those yesterdays

i ask you, who's got the brain of jfk?
what's it mean to us now???

WHAT DANCE WERE YOU DANCING DURING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE OPERA ROYALE?

the two step blue step with magical mouseketteer PANZER DANCE

do you keep your promises with the people of the wood?

i promise to be gooooooood
likei said i wooooooood
when i tell you the facts
then DOWN CAME THE AX

Wasn't Oliver Cromwell the sweetest urchin ever?

PLZ SIR, MAY I HV SUM MORE?

life is so gruel
and his warts born in 1599 died in 16 fifteeeeeeeee-ate
SEPTEMBER

Did you try to remember that time in September?

I am going to pretend this thread doesn't exist.

yes i remember. september is the best month ever
month of my birth
and happiness on the earth

i love you too Spuuky. at least you beat me in football and that loss cost me first seed in the playoffs.

It isn't for your sake.

that's not a question but i'm going to answer it anyway.

btw you got robbed on many ciddies.

so be good for goodness' sake?

NO

o holy night the sky was brightly shining to tell the world of the deer saver's birth or something long lay the world in sin and e'er a pining for the trees that smell o so good

Enough of your futile attempts to appease me.

So you're saying that Pino-fresh is the answer?

i appease nobody

pine sol

nobody loses all the time!!!!!!!!!!!

nobody loses all the time

i had an uncle named
Sol who was a born failure and
nearly everybody said he should have gone
into vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol could
sing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas Eve like Hell Itself which
may or may not account for the fact that my Uncle

Sol indulged in that possibly most inexcusable
of all to use a highfalootin phrase
luxuries that is or to
wit farming and be
it needlessly
added

my Uncle Sol's farm
failed because the chickens
ate the vegetables so
my Uncle Sol had a
chicken farm till the
skunks ate the chickens when

my Uncle Sol
had a skunk farm but
the skunks caught cold and
died so
my Uncle Sol imitated the
skunks in a subtle manner

or by drowning himself in the watertank
but somebody who'd given my Unde Sol a Victor
Victrola and records while he lived presented to
him upon the auspicious occasion of his decease a
scrumptious not to mention splendiferous funeral with
tall boys in black gloves and flowers and everything and

i remember we all cried like the Missouri
when my Uncle Sol's coffin lurched because
somebody pressed a button
(and down went
my Uncle
Sol

and started a worm farm)

I'M A LOSER BABY, SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME?

beck is so sexy i wish i were a girl then i would marry him and make babies

Why did you (obviously) get Calliope to spam this thread?

Isn't Spuuky the sexiest?

Are you homosexual? If not, doesn't Spuuky's sexiest make you just a little curious?

On a scale from omfg*sexor* to *explodes*, how sexy is Spuuky?

I did not "get" Calliope to spam this thread. She's the spam queen, remember?

Spuuky is not "the sexiest" although I'm sure he is quite the physical specimen.

I am not homosexual, and if I were it wouldn't be for Spuuky.

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How dare you doubt the ultimate sexiness of my boyfriend?

and how dare you not be on aim?!

all the more for you.

you aren't online either.

I AM ON AIM YOU STUPID IDIOT.

FOUR?! ONLY A FOUR?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

i didn't say what the scale was. maybe 4 is the highest score. maybe.

are you trying to make me cry?

If you were ever to get any big ideas, do you feel that they would not happen?

Also, what is your favorite chord?

no i don't want to make you cry omicron pi!

blanco-

my big ideas will happen, in some form or other. i think being reasonably vague with big goals is good. i don't really have a favorite chord, although stacked minor 7ths are quite good and any set of dissonant intervals spread out over a large register is very good also.

Given the choice between Banning Blanco Meow, or taking 38 swift kicks to the behind, which would you choose?

do you two know each other? who says i don't like being kicked in the butt?

IT'S SIX MINUTES PAST TWO AND YOUR POST WAS THE FIRST THING THAT MADE ME LAUGHT AT ALL TODAY.

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

People
People who know people
Are the happiest people
In the WORLD

yea zD

SHUT UP OMICRON BASTARD!

Will you have fun being a roadie?

:forevertears:

i like the open road

death behind me
death in front of me
time to drive

What about the people who <i>need</i> people? I thought that they were the happiest in the world.

Yea, that's what I meant. by the way, the best episode of South Park is the one with Barbra Streissand. OH GOOD ITS ROBERT SMITH OF THE CURE!!!

Absolutely not, but I think that hairless cat needs more prozac in it's life.

i don't know Philbo, though i recently discovered that he lives in the city in which i spend most of my year, being the location of my university. Which means i could meet him and eventually bother him in the middle of the night with anonymous phone calls if i so chose. Or i could be creepy and apply the power of the internet to discover his identity discretely, find the attached phone number, and bother him with anonymous phone messages without ever having met him.

Anyway, as for the questioningness, what - in your opinion - is the best place at which to eat around UC?

actually around UC? Thai Express is pretty good, and I like the Red Pepper. Chipotle is good but chain. On Ludlow Habanero's is good, as is Amol India. Ambar is also good but not as good as Amol. Christy's is the best bar. Inn the Wood is good for breakfast.

if you don't mind going downtown (6th street) Shanghai Mama's is awesome and open until 3 am on fri and sat.

As for anonymous phone calls, I am often bothered, as it is, by people complaining about cabbage apes in their swimming pools, cellars, chimneys, yards, trees and garages. If you are seeking food in the Louisville area, and like fish, I suggest Mike Linnig's. If you are in a financial predicament, there is plenty of loose debris ling about on the roadside, some of which is edible.

Who would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?

i'll be driving through the ville at about 2 oclock or so tomorrow. i'll wave or spit out the window or something.

monkey

It depends on the breed of dog, and monkey. If it were a miniature schnauzer vs. a gibbon, I think the gibbon would have the bout. If the fight were between a Bull Mastiff and a Proboscis monkey, the mastiff would have a distinct advantage and would probably end up gnawing on it's nose for all hours of the night.

this thread is for asking me questions!

That question was obviously directed torwards me! Look at my qualifications.

...

I'm sorry, I'm just being selfish, answer away.

How 'bout them Dolphins?

the dolphins suck in december once again. that said,they have had a tough schedule. at leastthey are better than the raiders and the 49ers. If the dolphins were in the NFC they'd be playoff bound.

You gonna eat that?

What are your opinions on Chrono Trigger?

Did you know that due to inaactivity I had to demod you on AoW?

no you can eat it

it's ok, but overrated.

yes

eestlinc, I was wondering that, in the event that you are unable to fulfull your duties as the resident thread question answerer, if I could serve as A Substitute Question Answerer of sorts.


By the way, whats your favorite shade of green?

every shade of green is best, but i suppose evergreen is more best. or snotgreen.

and no. my turn will be up soon enough.

I've compiled this list of questions that just need answering.

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What's your favorite day of the week, and why?
Have you ever had a run-in with the law?
If you were stranded on a desert island, what flavor beef jerky would you bring?
[/list=1]

1. Monday because I like starting things, and because most people hate Monday.
2. Not exactly, no.
3. I don't eat beef jerky.

[list=1]
What was your favorite subject in school?
Do you use eBay to buy products online?
Have you ever visited a mediterranean island?
[/list=1]

1. music i guess, since i have a degree in it.
2. on occasion, yes.
3. no

[list=1]
What is your favorite italian food?
Have you ever visited the Nation's capitol?
Do you or any of your kin maintain an interest in Herpetofauna?
[/list=1]

1. pasta with spicy red sauce and seafood
2. i have been to washington DC many times, most recently to audition for the US Marine Band.
3. i don't even know what that means. something about reptiles and animals.

You're a good man, eestlinc.

I'm going out of town for five days ina few hours so you can end this interviewing and move on to contestant two!

I would be the best contestant in all of Spain.