EoFF Anniversary Gender Bender 2003

That's right, by popular request in honor of the Anniversary, Mandee and I are here to fulfill all your gender switching dreams. And we decided the festivites will go on all weekend long! Why only celebrate the Anniversary one day?

If you post in this thread, understand that Mandee, myself or any other admin has the right to give you a new name reflecting your new gender.

So... let the sex changes begin!

(PS: If you need to get our attention to switch you because you are too impatient to wait for us to look at this, you can get us on AIM. Mandee is Speckled Donkey adn Daryl is XBassyRS.)

I had to work overtime and I had a meeting last night. Screw you impatients up the nose!

Surgery, please.

Do it. DOOOOO EEEEEET! *braces himself*

Man, I feel like a woman?
Well, do whatever you want to my name :cool:

<3 Daryl and Man D

Umm. . . I'm kinda new at this, so what am I supposed to do now?

Express your feminine side, darling.

We hit on guys?

*twirls hair*

Oh my, how lovely =)

*pinches Darien's manly behind* tee-hee~ *blushes* ^_^

...xD *posts in thread*

Hah, I'd like to see you change my name.

Or even know my gender, and so know what to change me too.

There's on amazingly OBVIOUS name to change mine to, I wonder if you'll use that.

"Hah, I'd like to see you change my name." ~ Ryukishi.

Looks like the staff here have an amusing sense of humour.

*refuses to give Heath the obvious name :P*

Edit: If Mandee, myself or any other admin changes you to a name of your own gender, just clarify and we'll switch ya. I'm sorry, but it's so hard to guess with some of the usernames here.

*feels special*

I don't even understand what my name is supposed to me. *shrug*

You people are sick, so horribly sick.

I want my vengeance now.

Ryu-chan at least? RyuBella? ANYTHING BUT THIS!

I'm tempted to leave EoFF, just because of this.

Meh, why not. Cause Maria Sangria is miss pushy. >:O :p

Express your feminine side, darling.Oh! I should've been able to guess that, but since I'm a girl now, it must've gotten past me. *giggles to him. . .herself*

Oh my, I'm afraid of what name they give me. Is it Kossinna? Sorceress of Koss? The anticipation...

I don't know, but it can't make you as sexy as me. :p

Oh well, I'll always be Heather to <s>Cowgirl Bebop Aryn</s> Charlie.

Thanks for the alternative name Daryl xD

YAY. Finaly I can take part in one of these. I wonder what I will be. I bet they cant do it.

Oh yeah, that Vivia is one hot mamacita.

Oh please change that. Queen suits fine but "kossa" is a cow in Swedish.

EDIT: Thanks. :)

Originally posted by maxi333
YAY. Finaly I can take part in one of these. I wonder what I will be. I bet they cant do it.

That's what the all said before some parts were chopped off or sewed...

So sorry, darling, you are definitely not the bovine type.

Whatever you do, make sure "Selphie" won't be a part of my nick. :p

EDIT: Thanks for changing it.

"I'm tempted to leave EoFF, just because of this." ~ Ryukishi.

That's my job.

YAY. Just as a request. When you put it back, take out the 333 bit. I hate that.

Oh my, Darien... I wouldn't mind seeing this body in action...

Remind us when it's time to change back, and it shall be done. :) Anything for such a pretty girl.

Well, Vivia, what say you and me go and make some action? *manly pose*

I feel so hot.... Would you get me a drink, Darien-honey? *caresses your arm*

Originally posted by Jaynecloud
"I'm tempted to leave EoFF, just because of this." ~ Ryukishi.

That's my job.

Well you seem to be pretty bad at your work at the moment. *fires y00* Tee-hee~ *giggles* ^^;;

Sure, baby, anything for you. *struts over to the bar*

Oh my God, Vivia, that guy is sooooo hot! I wonder if he has any friends. . .

Let the crazy backwards sex0ring begin.

He has me ^^;

Don't worry, Mariachita, there is more than enough Darien for everyone.

*brings Vivia and Mariachita drinks*

Way to go ! :p

I see that the party has started. :)

For a decent reason, I'll have no trouble actively expressing emotions towards guys, whoo.

Not that I have any emotions to express, but will someone kiss me? Anyone?

*barely participates*

Oooh, a classy guy, too! *takes the drink and sips it*

*sips her drink while staring at Darien's manly chest*

Ooh, please make it 'Meowina.' Otherwise i'll feel incomplete.

I'll kiss you Lindsey XDDD

This is horrible. I want to go home.

*sits down at the bar and waits for a "certain someone" to arrive* ^.~

*can't help himself from staring at Mistress Vivia's very <i>unmanly</i> chest*

It would be a shame to see a pretty lady like you leave so soon, Jayne.

Hooray! Now for the Jack Whisky Sour.

Wow. That's the hairiest set of knockers I've ever seen, Mistress Vivia.

*opens her button up shirt a little*
*resumes sipping her drink*

Edit: *slaps Jaynecloud*

Ohh I gotta change my avatar and rank

*slides one arm around Vivia and the other about Mariachita* So, ladies, enjoying yourselves?

Ooh yes :D *gets closer*

I thought you hadn't noticed me resting my head on your hairy bosom, Vivia.

*snuggles deeper*

*purses her lips together and smiles wickedly* Well. . . yeah, I know I am, but it could always be better, right? *leans and winks at Vivia*

I like the sound of that, Mariachita...

Oh, Jayne has joined the party, lovely. *smiles charmingly*

I'm open-minded in a lot of ways, Maria *winks back*

Oh, Just....

*teehee*

My, my. What an orgy this is becoming. i think i'll stick to my barstool.

uggggh... men


What will they do of next

Let's just rename the thread: "EoFF Anniversary Orgy 2003".

It would be more appropriate.

Go on. Bitch me.

Well that just wouldn't be proper, now would it? Better to leave it a white sepulcher, giving only the outward appearance of purity. :D

More liquor! i woke up female this morning.

Ogry eh?

*jumps in*

"Go on. Bitch me." ~ BoB.

For the love of all things holy, change it to 'Loony BooB'. Please.

No, "Loony Boobies".

This is great.

'Loony Barbara' would be almost as good, though.

And failing that, you could have either 'Loony Bitch' or 'Loony Brenda', both of which are equally hilarious.

Doctor, I need a sex change, and I need one fast. This thing is killing me!

Originally posted by Loony BiTch
Go on. Bitch me. You asked for it.

You know, now I'm an online female (for the time being), I've had time to think and reflect on certain things.

Things like...why does that Ciddie look so damn sexy?

For the love of pie, somebody give me something other than "Allen" this year. It's old.

Yes , Yes it does.

This works just fine. Thanks.

I should hope it does. *flips her hair over her shoulder* It fits your looks. *sighs and sips the drink again*

I like my name/avatar.

You guys abseloutly rock... This is hilarious. XD

A ciddie is like... godly *stares* The shape of the ciddie... the face of a god...

Cool. Though Miss BiTch had a nice idea: Aladdin. I'll take what I can get, though.

Um. Boobies! D:

And believe me, ladies, I'm much more attractive than that stupid statue. *flex*

"A ciddie is like... godly *stares* The shape of the ciddie... the face of a god..." ~ Vivia.

I was thinking it looked a lot like a vibrator of sorts.

*shrug*

*smack*

Wow. Vivia. . . that was soooo deep. How'd you come up with that?

I seem to be generally mistaken for a female regardless.

I have no complaints about my new nickname.

* shakes her head, hair floating in the wind *

That's cool ^_^

Originally posted by La Mariachita
Wow. Vivia. . . that was soooo deep. How'd you come up with that?

I passed my highschool diploma. :D

*smack* ~ Blanca Meowina.

Ouch. Seriously, stop that. My lipstick is smudging, my hair is all out of place, my cleavage is bursting out, my high-heels are hurting me, my mascara is being rubbed out, my wrists are going limp, my face is full of powdery crap, my knickers are way too tight, my dress is too long, my bum looks too big in this, I'm becoming too self-conscious, I'm bitching about unimportant things, I'm talking about other people behind their back, I'm laughing hysterically at things that aren't even funny, I'm walking like I've got a lead pole up my arse, I'm shaving my legs even though my hairs are blonde, I'm dancing provocatively for unknown reasons, I'm perspiring because of the intense heat, my corset is stopping me from breathing properly and I'm bitching, pissing, whining, moaning and complaining about EVERYTHING IN THE BLOODY UNIVERSE!

However, I am enjoying this thread.

Originally posted by Jaynecloud
my cleavage is bursting out :whoa:

WHATEVVVEEEEEER.

and HEY. Yo go Giiirlfrreind

Ouch. Seriously, stop that. My lipstick is smudging, my hair is all out of place, my cleavage is bursting out, my high-heels are hurting me, my mascara is being rubbed out, my wrists are going limp, my face is full of powdery crap, my knickers are way too tight, my dress is too long, my bum looks too big in this, I'm becoming too self-conscious, I'm bitching about unimportant things, I'm talking about other people behind their back, I'm laughing hysterically at things that aren't even funny, I'm walking like I've got a lead pole up my arse, I'm shaving my legs even though my hairs are blonde, I'm dancing provocatively for unknown reasons, I'm perspiring because of the intense heat, my corset is stopping me from breathing properly and I'm bitching, pissing, whining, moaning and complaining about EVERYTHING IN THE BLOODY UNIVERSE! Sweetie, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having your cleavage bursting out.

Oh, don't even go there! *raises hand*

No, I'm being totally serious! Guys dig the chick that doesn't mind showin' off the goods, if you know what I mean. *looks over at The Man Dee and licks her lips suggestively*

Thats just like totaly.... like .... yeah like..... WHATEVER.

*accidentally drops her handkerchief*

I mean, she was like 'oh yeah?' and I was like 'uhh, noooo!' and then he was like 'yeah!' and I was like 'oh my god!'

*dies*

*waits for Vivia to bend over* >=]

Originally posted by Jaynecloud
My lipstick is smudging

Come here for a second, I'll lend you mine.

Thats like totaly.... Yeah

*picks her handkerchief*

I have a surprise for you, Vivia.

Woo! Girl on girl action heading this way!

*stares*

:love:

uhhh thats like totaly NO.

Tuh! Any girl can do that. *pouts*

No, I just nipped to the local girly-type shop and bought Vivia a hew hanky.

Your dirty minds disgust me, you sick people.

Ahh yes... its about time... *fix me plzkthx*

Hey, guys, look at me, I'll be anything you want.... Tee Hee...

There's nothing wrong with being a little naughty now and then, Jayne. *smiles* If being dirty is wrong, then I don't want to be clean. *folds her legs together and kicks it in the air*

Your desperation is pathetic. *rolls eyes and leans against a wall*

Oooohh, a new hanky. Thanks Jaynecloud! ^_^

We think that this name suits us well. We are a gentle person but the same time we have responsibility for our kingdom.

Originally posted by betty0
Hey, guys, look at me, I'll be anything you want.... Tee Hee...
Anything?! :joey:

*scoffs at BiTch and tilts her head in disgust* You're just jealous because I'm hot and you're just a bitch!

Originally posted by Jaynecloud
Your dirty minds disgust me, you sick people. How about you turn off that mouth and turn on those thighs, bebbe?

Looks up Al. Hey hot stuff.

Originally posted by La Mariachita
*scoffs at BiTch and tilts her head in disgust* You're just jealous because I'm hot and you're just a bitch!
You're just hot because you're easy, dear.

Hey, hey, nothing wrong with being easy. >_>

And she's smart too. S.M.R.T. Smart.

You're just hot because you're easy, dear.

*purses her lips and stares angrily* Hate the game, not the player, babe. I don't see anyone else complaining.

I have a feeling this is gonna turn into a massive bitch fight.

Isnt that what it always turns out to be?

Hey, the only bitch here is that stuck up girly over there. *glares at BiTch*

I only go for the refined ladies. *nods* ^.~

BoB, you're such a bitching BooB.

*changes avatar to a prancing pink elf*

I say these two lovely ladies settle their differences by mud wrestling.

Lets just calm this down, cos if we dont then everybpdy will start scratching then their nails will break and everybody will be sad. *breaks out the margaritas*

*pauses and waves to Maxine for a margarita* Fine, but I'm not going to forget this.

We do not want this to end like a fight. We should just calm down. And we thank you for your statement, TheGrandDoug. You truly are a gentleman.

Good gracious, the women are better at being male than the men are...

Hey these nails can be deadly!!!

Jaynecloud ~ Good gracious, the women are better at being male than the men are...

Must be cos one of us is drunk. I cant remember which.

*stares as tray full of margiritas*

Wouldn't be this a good avatar for LB?
<img src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=685336">

*grabs her margarita and downs it quickly* Well, it certainly fits the prissy attitude, for sure. Now would someone be a darling and get me another Hurricane?

Lovely, Vivia.

Hurricane? I only drink french, made by blind nuns. Well that and margaritas.

And how come vivia has been universaly accepted as the chesty one?

Because, she is Miss Popularity.

Because I'm French. We French girls are known to have advantages.

That Bitch.

Advantages!!? ADVANTAGES!!! *scratches*

And believe me, being her friend definitely has its advantages. *waves her fingers at Vivia and growls*

Originally posted by Queen Kostavina
And we thank you for your statement, TheGrandDoug. You truly are a gentleman.

I do try. ^_^

*is still waiting for his one and only...* ;)

CloudDragQueen has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Originally posted by eNanny
Because, she is Miss Popularity. Or perhaps she's Miss Popularity because of those breasts. Mm...

Oh I have to make me slimmer in my avatar.

I am more than breasts, you know. *does a little dance*

Give me sexual reassignment surgery please.

Take the penis, pull it inside out like a sock, then throw it back in my body. Add some globs of flesh on my chest, longer hair and a higher voice and I'm all set.

(PS: Please include a spatula and iron to make me complete!)

Well, in the mean time when you are waiting for the one and only, TheGrandDoug, let us ask you for a drink with us. We do not want you to be alone, milord. :)

O.o

Does my Bum look big in my avatar now?

Thanks for the offer, your Majesty. However, I must decline. :)

Wait a second, De la rue? IM FRENCH AS WELL. HA TAKE that bitch.

EDIT: But seriously the butt. Do you think OMG look at her ass or is it subtle.

*molests all the males*

I want secks, and I know how to please my man

TheGrandDoug: We understand, milord. :)

"De la rue" means "from the street". You girl of nothing. I'm a Mistress, moi.

*pouts at the sudden lack of attention being paid to her and drinks her Hurricane quietly*

OH great. MORE ROYALTY.

OH AND MADAME COME HERE *throws margaritas on Vivia* YOU BITCH.

FINE! MAKE ME A WOMAN! But if a n00b signs up as Vincent06, I get that name back OKAY?

*bitchslaps Maxine*

*SLAPS MISTRESS VIVI*

*is currently wasted* *staggers and sings*

*changes Vincent06's name*

FWAHAHA!

*scratches Maxine*

Mmm, vagina.

Rips mistress vivia's dress.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*looks around* Mm...

I don't put out until I get dinner

*steals Maxina's clothes and runs to the bathroom*

Rips more of Vivia's dress.

Runs into bathroom, rips all of her clothes off and drags her back into wherever everbody else is. Proberly a bar

Hmm....I might as well be a part of this catastrophe this year.

Go ahead. Make my day.

Well, you're buttnaked now! And look at your tiny boobs. *goes to her room to get dressed*

Pulls vivia's hair.

YEAH WELL YOUR CLOTHES ARE RIPPED SO YOU CANT PUT THEM ON COS THEY JUST FALL OF.

Go on, do me. Do me.
Masculinise me.

Chaos

I'll take you out for dinner, Princess. ;)

Make me beautiful.

Make me into a man, please? =D?

Puts the siccors to vivias dress untill its at a state of no return. Then sets fire to her clothes.

You can play with that dress of yours if you want Maxine. *shrugs*
I wouldn't mind taking a shower, though, anyone willing to let me use his place?

This is getting interesting.

starts slapping her

Not so pretty now eh?

Come on. TRY ME.

I'm a guy, btw.

Feel free to use my bathroom, miss.

<small>*adjusts focus on cameras*</small>

Note: Thinking up Raistlin's name required a chatroom conference. Muahaha.

Now, now, ladies, no fighting please.

Thanks Al. Where's your car parked?

Maxine! What're you doing to the brea-- lady?!?!

*EDITS.* How ja feel pretty girl.

Freddy? Freddy?

Pffft.

I prefer last years 'Sir Chaos of Beef'.

Oh well, gotta work with what I got. *seduces the laydeez*:love:

Chaos

w00t.

I shall show you the way, m'lady. :}

Oh, the anticipation! *jumps onto operation table and gets doped up on laughing gas* ...There is laughing gas, right? :(

So... uh freddy. How do YOU like it?

Thanks!

*plays with herself*

So, which of these cars is yours, Al?

It better be good and not involve Wes in any way.

home coming queen my ass. That was my place.

Sir Freddy teh Great r teh Great. *nods*

*points at large, manly-looking truck* That one. ;D

Shall we? *opens door and extends hand*

<small>I'm getting laid, I'm getting laaaiiiiid~</small>

Originally posted by Weslynia
It better be good and not involve Wes in any way.

You know you asked for it.

Maxine - please tone down the "fighting" please

So many single ladies here. Don't be shy. *smiles charminly*

ok but she started it. EDITS.

So, you say your name is Darien?

Oooo... *passes Darien a glance*

Why don't we go get a drink and a bite, Maxine? Forget about her. ;)

Barbie and Nanny, feel free to join us... the more the merrier!

*hops into Al's truck*

Wow. It's so...big, and manly. I like it.

I like it hot and spicey.

Like a meatball.

Only no meatballs for me. ;)

Chaos

I don't know how to feel. How does a male version of Raist feel?

EDIT: I mean female. :D

Originally posted by Mistress Vivia
Because I'm French. We French girls are known to have advantages.

French here too ! I will not let you have all the benefits. I am chested too !

OK *starts stealing keys and dropping them down her boobs.*

I cannot get used to this bulge in my pants.

Chaos

Thanks for the change. ;D

Oh, yeah...

*scratches self*

*leans against the wall*

I guess I'm too late for any fun. =P

Hey there proto ;)

It's never too late for a secks change.

Hey there. ;)

*sees Protunia (*snickers at the name*) and waves her over* ;)

:D :D :D :D :D :D

:D:D:D:D:D:D :shame:

Shall I buy you a drink, my lady? *winks at Protunia*

Hey TGD stop hitting on my fellow girl. Treat her with respect!

...she's my <b>girlfriend</b>, in case you haven't noticed. =P

Originally posted by Weslynia
I don't know how to feel. How does a male version of Raist feel?

EDIT: I mean female. :D
I hate you. You can't even use your own damn name in the gender-swap, you cheat.

Originally posted by The Grand Doug
Shall I buy you a drink, my lady? *winks at Protunia*

;) be my guest. ^^

You'll have to blame me for that one, Rai--Bupu-chan. H-she was asking for it, with her post, though, you must admit.

Protunia, what would you like? ;)

She was most definitely asking for it. Begging.

As usual.

Originally posted by The Grand Doug
Protunia, what would you like? ;)

Surprise me sweety. ;)

...very well. ;)

*asks the bartender for "The Special"*

Originally posted by The Grand Doug
Protunia, what would you like? ;)

YOUR TRYING TO GET THE POOR GIRL DRUNK!!
Protunia, run away!

We all know you wanted to be Mrs. Bleys Maynard, Wes.

Appy polly loggies, oh my brothers. You see I had something of a pain in the gulliver and so had to sleep. I was not wakened when I gave orders for wakening. Still, here we all are, ready for what the old nochy offers, yes?

Oh man, make me a woman. Make me a woaaaaaan. :eek:

We aim to please.

Go for it. *braces self*

I hadbetter luck with the ladies when I was a lady... *shakes head*

I've missed a lot. Sad. Better late than never, though.

* Slams Maxime*

Do not assimilate chested and easy, you perv !

Make me something delicious. (Ally)

I'll play along too. I can't come up with anything particularly creative, so if you have any ideas you think are better than my suggestions, I'll trust your gender-bending judgement. If you can't come up with anything, here're a few ideas in no particular order of preference.

Garletta, Garlette, Garlesse, Garlene

Yeah! Yeah!! I wanna be male!!! :D


... Oh god, I can't believe I just said that. *slaps self* o_o

Hi Mikey. xD

*sexors you all regardless of gender or sex or status*

*makes out with Mikey* :love:

'Sup Protunia? xD!

Playin hard to get are we?
*purrrrrrrs*

i'm ridiculously sick and had to spend the day at work but I'll say HI in this thread and remember fondly my days married to Dr Unne.

I hope you feel better, Catherine.

too bad there isn't a best sex change screen name ciddie or i'd have won two. thanks, dar.

*brings a hand to her mouth, surpised* Oh my, you guys really did me well. <3 Thank you!

*bounces*

...That's a weird feeling.

*bounces*

*bounce bounce*