OMFG! It's The EoFF Conspiracy Thread - Part ][

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/conspiracy1.jpg

It is my duty (as a long time member of this sacred place) to bring these *cough* real *cough* issues to the pedestal of discussion! Will we stand for the proposals made by the members in this secret thread? Your thoughts and opinions, please.

[On a side note, would you like to see more?]

YAY!

*stares at it* Wow your a genius :D I wanna see more :p

It's just not the same without...what's'name was. That guy who typed weirdly and was the leader of EoFF in the first conspiracy-thing.:D

Good job. I wanna see more.

I think I'm gonna puke.

=o.
I always knew those pesky staff were up to something.
And now I know.

Chaos

It figures that those wretched freaks would start having fun just AS SOON AS I WASN'T AROUND.

More like 2 months after, but yeah; you can ban me, but you'll never defeat the Cobras. :D

Yo Joe!

It's Shlup, in the bathroom, with the nuclear weapon.

Mystery solved.

Down with the government! Fight the power!

Make more plz

question: why isn't "shlupquerk" on the members list?

Originally posted by Pee Gee
question: why isn't "shlupquerk" on the members list? To make it a conspiracy. D'uh!

great, so I'm banned >.> :banme

I wonder if this conspiricy plot has anything to do with the one from years ago. I bet it's only part of a larger conspiricy to make yet a larger conspiricy even larger!

Alright I'll solve this mystery in no time at...*get's stabbed*

I VOTE BLEYS *Snipershot* Hahaha you missed me.

That screen shot excite me.

chwombat: My wish is your command, o fearless leader.
SeaniePants:I demand sacrifices!!!
chwombat: Yes, my lord.
Citizen Bleys: *puts on Japanese bandanna thingy and hoots at the moon*
SeaniePants: You make me so proud! Now, summon the Hamburger Ninja!
Pr00tw00t: Uuuuuuuuuh-gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Originally posted by eestlinc
chwombat: My wish is your command, o fearless leader.
SeaniePants:I demand sacrifices!!!
chwombat: Yes, my lord.
Citizen Bleys: *puts on Japanese bandanna thingy and hoots at the moon*
SeaniePants: You make me so proud! Now, summon the Hamburger Ninja!
Pr00tw00t: Uuuuuuuuuh-gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Complete l337ness

I love it

Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:. >< I knew this day would come. They've gone mad, every single one of them. **** ><

I found it, the passage throught the forums. The Knights don't use it...the Knight's don't know it!

Don't follow the Chocobos...

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/conspiracy2.jpg

Spam and porn thread! This is outragerous!...........Ummm I got...I gotta go. *runs into porn archives.*

WOOHOO!

*curls up into a fetal position an thinks about waffles*

I want to be a spy now. :(

And I'm amused by the banning idea, since no one ever said it couldn't be the same six over and over.

There's a slag off other members forum in this great vision of EoFF? Awesome! *hunts down legendary forum, and insults Nait*

Hitler and Stalin lied about their date of birth. I would have never expected them to lie. :(

I want to be a spy now.

And I'm amused by the banning idea, since no one ever said it couldn't be the same six over and over.

I can't be. :P

Actually, that should be Del Murder's Personal<b>s</b> Forum, where Eyeson members submit their desires in a mate and I get them together.

best forum idea ever

<s>Stop hacking the page html code and posting pics pretending to be real!</s>

edit by Shlup: *BANS*

I bet there's a secret "Plans to lock Josh and Joel in a room untill one kills the other" Thread in there, am I right?

The banning policy seems to be the same as the one Fool's Gold has been using since its inception.

*fear*

Dangit, why'd you have to tell everyone about the Linus forum?

Thanks a lot, now people like Kane and Joel will go in there.

Originally posted by Fronkey
Thanks a lot, now people like Kane and Joel will go in there.
No thanks, I don't want any STDs

BURN :p

Hey, cool, I'm part of the conspiracy and I didn't even realize it!

Wait a minute, we're not falling for your lies this time Rainey. I have my own discoveries.

if it were only true...

*gasp* Rainecloud how COULD you?

=OOO Okay, now I really care. Does he really have journalistic integrity now?

Originally posted by Fronkey
Dangit, why'd you have to tell everyone about the Linus forum?

Thanks a lot, now people like Kane and Joel will go in there.

Don't forget me Honky. I'm the brains of Joel's operations. Plus I'm stealthy. *sneaks up behind you* BOO!

I can prove my innocence. Clicking on my name (in the picture Del posted) takes you to this forum:

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/conspiracy3.jpg

It's the Resistance forum, of course.

And, on top of that, new evidence has been unearthed that shows some terrifying developments in Staff:

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/conspiracy4.jpg

Well, it looks like we're all going to get spammed to death. Literally.

This does not compute.

Sugpo! That two-timing. . . something-rather! He's double-crossing one side or the other.

Now, I'm really starting to care.

Ever since Bleys left, the Staff Forums just ran out of <s>sex</s> love...

I knew it all along.

you lot disgust me. But I know the truth and truth is p- *muffled gun shot* oweeeeerr.

well nobody cared about me anyway.

I DUNNO I THINK ITS ALL FABRICTACATED TO MEEE


ps sugpo is mommas boy i.e nobody likes him!

Heh. Recognized Jerk...

xD

Ok here's the real truth.

Originally posted by Joel
Ok here's the real truth.

Never do that again. It makes me want to hurt people.

:mad2:

Interesting picture, Joel.

I like your taskbar and your screwed up forum buttons.

[Tip: If you're going to edit something, do it properly] ;)

Originally posted by Joel
No thanks, I don't want any STDs

BURN :p


You can get STDs from the computer now?

Raine, you forgot about the secret conspiracy where I don't get in trouble cause I've seen BoB, Shlup, amd m4tt naked!

...okay, what did you do to me while I was sleeping? x_X;;

Ooooo send pictures my way! I want to add them to my collection.

I would put a intelligent and edifying comment here but unfortunatly Im max, and dead.

Well, this is a little off-topic, since it involves non-EoFF board admins using EoFF as a forum to conspire against me, but here's something I posted on AO, AG, and FFR a long, long time ago...


It seems that a few webmasters from prominent sites, this one included, have invaded my home ground of Eyes on Final Fantasy! Now you can see the hidden side of Gig that nobody has ever seen before!

http://tse-lu.hypermart.net/screen1.png
http://tse-lu.hypermart.net/screen2.png
There they are, the interlopers, prowling out my home ground...

And ah! I've caught them in a secret conference!

http://tse-lu.hypermart.net/thread1.png
Hey! What the--?

http://tse-lu.hypermart.net/thread2.png
*growls*

WELL, THE TRUTH IS OUT AT LAST!

EDIT: You'd bloody well better laugh, Gig's .sig was kind of hard to fake

*laughs out of fear of Bleys*

Shut up or I'll ban you, Bleys.

You have no idea how long I've wanted to say that.

Gig's avatar would be rejected, due to the 60 x 60 pixels limit.

Although it is nice to see Afterlab's avatar again after all this time. I do miss FFR. :(

Admins are exempt from the 60x60 limit. That's how Unne did that stuff with the great big David Hasselhoff image and Super Christ's oversize avatar.

mystic ice cube = classic.

Originally posted by Loony BoB
...okay, what did you do to me while I was sleeping? x_X;;

Nothing you didnt enjoy. :D

*sends photos to Bahamut*

Ooo oo my nekkid BoB pics *drools* *get's banned*

Originally posted by Joel
Ok here's the real truth.

12 is not 63% of 25.

Go back to school and demand an education, you misguided soul.

Originally posted by TheAbominatrix
You can get STD's from the computer now?

How else do you expect Joel to get a <b>sexually transmitted</b> disease? Sure as hell won't be from sex.

Originally posted by Fronkey
How else do you expect Joel to get a <b>sexually transmitted</b> disease? Sure as hell won't be from sex.

Oh duh, silly me. Damn STD laden underage anime characters. :D

Origionally posted by Fronkey
12 is not 63% of 25.

I missed editing a part of thext there, thanks for pointing it out for me, you did me a favour today.

Dwelling in the pits of confusion. Probes for everyone. O_o||

ME first ME first.

So how did it end? Raine! Finish the story!!

Alright.

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/1.jpg
http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/2.jpg

And so, measures were taken to secure this personal hell.

http://www.thefarplane.co.uk/rainecloud/EoFF/3.jpg

The End.

I don't know what could be better than Mexican prison... but thanks, I needed that.

No problem. Excuse the anticlimactic ending. I'm not feeling too imaginative today.

xD @ Raine.

How cool is that? Are the banners done intentionally?

I'm not so sure about that Del being the whole culprit. I believe he was FRAMED.

*awaits a Make Joel a supermod thread.*