Mr/Ms Eyes on Final Fantasy! - [Counting Votes...]

<center>Mister and Miss Eyes on Final Fantasy
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- Current Status -
Shlup is counting the final votes...

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Voting Rules~!</center>*Note: These are the general voting rules. Check the post of the current round for more specific voting rules, such as how many people to vote for at a time.
Votes will be submitted by PMing me (ShlupQuack) and only me.
Please include the word "votes" and the round number in your PM title.
You may not vote for more contestants then is stated for that round, but you can vote for less (ie, If I say vote for 5 people, you can vote for 1-5, just as long as you don't vote for more then 5).
All I need as your votes is the numbers of the contestants that you're voting for. You may, but do not have to, include the person's answer, or even the word "contestant". All I really need is a list of numbers.
Contestants may vote for themselves (why the hell wouldn't you?) under the condition that, if a contestant votes, they must vote for the full amount (ie, if I say to vote for 5 people per question and there are three questions, you have to vote for 15 people for any of your votes to count).
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Ahem... And now for the contestants for this time around... We ended up with 9 females and 30 males. Same number of males as last year! Four less females though... How sad.

So, uhm, here they be.
*Note: These tables will not change to reflect which contestants have been eliminated. To see who's still in the competition at any time, you'll have to check the current post.

<center>The Ladies</center><div align="center"><center> <table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse; border-style: double; border-width: 2" bordercolor="#111111" width="553" id="AutoNumber1" height="278"> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/chaos.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="125" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/daryl.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="119" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/eternalshiva.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="111" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/halan.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> Chaos</td> <td width="125" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> Daryl</td> <td width="119" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> Divina</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> eternalshiva</td> <td width="111" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> Halan</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/leeza.jpg"></td> <td width="125" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Misfit.gif" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="119" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/skyechan.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/valetine_4_ever.gif" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="111" align="center" height="40"> &nbsp;</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="108" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Leeza</td> <td width="125" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Misfit</td> <td width="119" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Skye-chan</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> valetine_4_ever</td> <td width="111" align="center" height="33" valign="top">&nbsp;</td> </tr> </table> </center></div>
<center>The Gents</center><div align="center"> <center> <table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse; border-style: double; border-width: 2" bordercolor="#111111" width="560" id="AutoNumber1" height="278"> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="125" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/agent%20proto.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="119" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/baloki.gif" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/bill.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/burtsplurt.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> Advent Child</td> <td width="125" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> Agent Proto</td> <td width="119" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> Baloki</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> Bill</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="36" valign="top"> Burtsplurt</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/citizenbleys.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="125" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/del%20murder.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="119" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/elmariachi.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/FlyingMullet.jpg" width="59" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="108" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Citizen Bleys</td> <td width="125" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Del Murder</td> <td width="119" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> eestlinc</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> El Mariachi</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Flying Mullet</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="125" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Mik.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="119" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/hooters.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/jayren.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="108" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Heath</td> <td width="125" align="center" height="33" valign="top">Here Comes Big Mik</td> <td width="119" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> HOOTERS</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Jayren Marque</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Joel</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/levia.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="125" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="119" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/images/avatars/0/2/chocobo7.gif" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/m4tt.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mysterycontestant.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="108" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Levia</td> <td width="125" align="center" height="33" valign="top">Loki</td> <td width="119" align="center" height="33" valign="top">Loony BoB</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> m4tt</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Mystery Contestant</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/peegee.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="125" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Psychotic.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="119" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/radje.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="40"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="108" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Pee Gee</td> <td width="125" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Psychotic</td> <td width="119" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Radje</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Sarbles</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="33" valign="top"> Shrunkin Master</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/skogs.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="125" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="119" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/SpacemanSpiff.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="118" align="center" height="60"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/tsukasaiv.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="88" align="center" height="13" valign="top"> Skogs</td> <td width="125" align="center" height="13" valign="top">The Warrior</td> <td width="119" align="center" height="13" valign="top"> This <s>Guy</s> Goat</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="13" valign="top"> Thungor the Great</td> <td width="118" align="center" height="13" valign="top"> Tsukasa IV</td> </tr> </table> 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How can Flying Mullet not even have a mullet? I am speechless.

Mystery Contestant? That isn't fair. Surely, if there is a mystery constestant, he should be a her.

You know, to even up the sides a little?

I didn't realise we had such a high population of goats here at EoFF. Actually I did I just didn't want to say anything.

I was thinking the exact same thing HOOTERS. :)

HEY
Where's my picture from last year, dammit??

This oughta be really interesting. Best of luck to everyone.

Now let's rumble. *snaps his fingers, West Side Story-style*

You didn't use my pic from last time either. >=[ *edits your post and uses his avatar*

<b>EDIT:</b> I knocked out the Mystery Contestant last time. :aimsun:

I didn't know HOOTERS was Jesus.

I guess that explains why he's such a SON OF A-*gets shot by a sniper*

A goat? My picture obviously did not work >.< egad

I sent my photo late to Shlup. Hopefully I won't be a goat for too much longer.

And I think you all should concede now. I'm blatantly going to win.

:tongue:

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
I didn't know HOOTERS was Jesus.

I guess that explains why he's such a SON OF A-*gets shot by a sniper*

Son of a God? Yeah I guess I see where you're coming from. But that's not jesus that's Xena Warrior Princess with a beard thankyouverymuch.

"HOOTERS - Son of HOORJ" would be all too fitting.

Awesome. I can't wait for the voting. :)

I sent in that goat picture for Schlup to use.

Originally posted by Skogs
And I think you all should concede now. I'm blatantly going to win.
(Boldface mine ~ Bleys)

Hi, Aaron, didn't blatantly know you'd blatantly changed your name.

I'm confused....when is the competition?

Yesterday. Shlup's just slacking off.

Go Psy, Go Psy! Go Psy!

My frickin picture didn't work, so I'm a goat. *grumbles*

<table align="center"><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/anonymullis.jpg" alt="mullet"></img>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/duranmullet.jpg" alt="mullet"></img>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/minifrollet.jpg" alt="mullet"></img>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/kmullet.jpg" alt="mullet"></img>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/fullct.jpg" alt="mullet"></img>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/xmulls.jpg" alt="mullet"></img></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><font color="FFC800" size="4"><b>The mullet will own you all!</b></font></td></tr></table>

Will you not use my photo or will i have to send another ^.^

If I didn't use your picture from last time its 'cause you didn't tell me too. A couple people's images didn't work, and I forgot about radje's. Many of these are fixed, and if you'd still like me to change your photo I will. You can PM me a URL to it, or email it to me as an attachment at rawkstars_girlfriend@yahoo.com

I'm gonna work on round 1 now.

eternalshiva, Misfit, valetine_4_ever, Radje, Thungor the Great - your pictures are now up. In return, I ask for nothing but your souls.

I think i should change my name to this goat :p

Wayahey, my piccie worked.

Lose Baloki, lose Baloki *Goes for gunshot wound to the head vote*

:_

:choc:Baloki:choc:

eternalshiva, Misfit, valetine_4_ever, Radje, Thungor the Great - your pictures are now up. In return, I ask for nothing but your souls.

Dang, there's anyway a catch :(

*Hands soul* The blasted thing is dirty minded, watch out for that.

No way will I settle for a goat.

But Bill, I always thought you were a goat! *Ruins mental image *

Originally posted by Radje
But Bill, I always thought you were a goat! *Ruins mental image *

I don't even want to know what mental images you have of goats.

Originally posted by Psychotic
I don't even want to know what mental images you have of goats.

I do.

<s><center>Round 1
Voting will end on Sunday afternoon.
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Round 1 voting rules: Please vote for 5 males per question, and 2 females per question. This will give you a total of 21 votes. Please read the general voting rules in the first post of this thread before voting.

Males
2) Fill in the blank: Cookies are to Dough as Citizen Bleys is to ________.
Contestant 1 An uncooked psycho?
Contestant 2 Alcohol and Animé
Contestant 3 <u>Spatvark</u>. Refer to Bleys' crotch for details.
Contestant 4 A minor nerd=:P
Contestant 5 cat litter.
Contestant 6 Citizen Bleys, minus administrative powers.
Contestant 7 Banana Peppers. You figure it out.
Contestant 8 crotch.
Contestant 9 Bleys' Mom?
Contestant 10 Hot sweaty Man-Meat of love..


4) If curiousity didn't kill the cat, what did?
Contestant 11 Curiosity.
Contestant 12 Tuesday's with Morrie
Contestant 13 People listening to that turd band Evanescence, I swear its the truth! I have proof, too, it actually happened! Just ask Shadowdust, that damn cat murderer.
Contestant 14 Kawaii Ryûkishi's more sick than we all thought.
Contestant 15 If curiousity couldn't manage it, some crazed old redneck armed with a blender, a whale-tooth comb and a bucket of tortilla chips probably did.
Contestant 16 The EoFF Sniper.
Contestant 17 Millions of people driven insane by the saying "curiosity killed the cat."
Contestant 18 Leeza's cat signature, because the cat thought it was his mirror-image.
Contestant 19 Super Delete: super hero gone bad. Lock up your hamsters.
Contestant 20 A large vehicle, possibly a van or truck.

8) If you had to come up with a question for this competition, what would it be?
Contestant 21 Who would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?
Contestant 22 If you could sum yourself in one word, what are five that you wouldn't use?
Contestant 23 Who is most likely to stalk who from EoFF?
Contestant 24 How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
Contestant 25 Justify your existance. Without using the word 'I' or the letter 't'.
Contestant 26 Does this dress make me look fat?
Contestant 27 How many days have you wasted reading pointless posts?
Contestant 28 whay am I soooo cool?
Contestant 29 If you had to shoot one member of EoFF who would it be?
Contestant 30 Why does my arse suddenly feel like it’s on fire no this isn’t a question this is serious plz.

Females
5) If you could pick two members of EoFF to set up on a blind date, who would you pick, where would you send them on their date, and why?
Contestant 31 Who: Loony BoB and Plushiebunny
Where: Cozy little Bed & Breakfast off of the beaten tracks.
Why: Because it would make B00B very happy and we like B00B to be happy.
Contestant 32 Mik and Matt. *laughs* Hang on, give me a sec, I gotta recover. Wow, I almost wrote sex instead of sec. Ok, Mik is such an...interesting and non-bashful person and Matt is so...reserved/shy. So, despite the whole "not gay" part about both of them, I think it would be rather funny. They could go to Bourbon Street in New Orleans, get drunk as a skunk, and then make sweet love like rabbits till the mornin sun. *le sigh* What a romantic, happy ending.
Contestant 33 Dr. Unne and Kawaii Ryûkishi. I would send them off to a beach during a full moon to eat shrimp and moon pies. Ever since I heard that song of Kishi's, I have been thinking he needs some of Unne's lovin'. Maybe they can invite BOU for some extra fun.

What does "EoFF" really stand for?
Contestant 34 Emus over funny farms.
Contestant 35 Everyone only Feels Funny
Contestant 36 Elimination of Fancy Freaks

17) What the hell is it that makes Tigger get so freaking energetic, and Eeyore so depressed??
Contestant 37 Tigger is on CRACK and Eeyore just knows that life is futile and refuses to be happy about the oncoming death that can’t be avoided. And he’s sad that I can’t give him hugs *hugs Eeyore plushie*
Contestant 38 Tigger is on drugs and won't share with Eeyore, which makes him sad.
Contestant 39 HOOTERS.

And I promise next time there will be a lot less reading. ^_^;</s>

well i'm scrowed. i always get a horrible one first round >_<

maybe i'll luck out..

Yeah, it would have been nice to get to round 2, but I don't think it's going to happen for me. I guess there's always next year.

Good luck, everyone. :)

They chose my sucky answer >_< NOOOO!!!!

Not my best answer. Not my worst answer either, though.

heh I liked mine >.< I forgot I wrote that.

WHY is my worst answer up there?
Oh well. G'luck to everyone else who entered.

I rule so much.

I really wanna know who would set up a date for me and Matt.:greenie:

Some great answers there; I laughed.

Oh well, you can't depress EVERYBODY.

I hope I do well. If not, you all die. Have a nice day :)

I knew there was something wrong with Tigger, and these random answers from people I don't know prove it.

How the heck does this even work? I'm all confused

I think that Shlup puposely picked the lamest answers for the group of contestants as no one is happy with the answer that they are being judged on.
Originally posted by Pee Gee
How the heck does this even work? I'm all confused
Just vote for me if things get complicated. :D

Just because I'm a goat, doesn't mean you don't have to vote for me

I got this. :aimsun:

Originally posted by ShlupQuack

2) Fill in the blank: Cookies are to Dough as Citizen Bleys is to ________.
Contestant 5 cat litter.


WRETCH.

It's your fault for not using City Bley like I told you.

Now vote for me you fools! I'm the one with the greatest wit all the time :PPP

I picked which questions to use before reading people's answers. Some of your answers sucked for all three questions, so I did the best I could. :p

This is why you're not supposed to submit any sucky answers! That one could screw you. Luck of the draw, guys.

Man am I glad I didn't enter this.

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
I picked which questions to use before reading people's answers. Some of your answers sucked for all three questions, so I did the best I could. :p

This is why you're not supposed to submit any sucky answers! That one could screw you. Luck of the draw, guys.

Most of mine sucked, but you managed to pick the answer which should lead me to the next round. I filled this thing so fast.:)

Don't care, this contest is fun to observe anyway.:)

Well i doubt i'll get far but might aswell try. How many guys get through to the next round?

20 guys and 6 girls will go to the next round.

I lied. That's probably my best answer *braces self*

20 guys... *hopes* Thanks Shlup.

urmmmmm, I've forgotten which one was my answer?:whoa:

Oh well, if I make it into the next round your all gonna pay:
:chop: :trout:

:rabite: Now all you need to do is follow this rabbit down the rabbit hole, mwhahahahaha:roll:

:fd:Baloki:fd:


Edit: Urm, how do you vote again, I must look back somewhere.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that had my loseriest answer picked. =\ I MEAN, MY BEST! MUAHAHA!!

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
20 guys and 6 girls will go to the next round.

I like those odds =D

Originally posted by This Goat
I like those odds =D

Yeah, pitty no mentions of goats :whoa:

I voted and it ain't looking pritty, *crosses fingers and hopes to lose*, If I get into the semis I will write crap answers, its the only way you people will learn, mwhahahahaha

:fd:Baloki:fd:

Voted! Yay.

I voted this morning. Good luck to the people with the awesome answers that I chose. :)

hmm. i voted. not one of my better answers, but whatever.

I can already notice Spuuky's absence...

Spuuky's just THAT HOT

well i voted :D, can i ask why so many guys and so little girls?

Because girl geeks are shy?

There are also a lot more guys at these forums than girls.

mwhahahahahahahahahahaha, :td:Baloki:td:

There's a prize right?

The winners get to clean EoFF's bathrooms for the next year. *nods*

Originally posted by Loony BoB
The winners get to clean EoFF's bathrooms for the next year. *nods*

Nice......

Originally posted by muchacho
well i voted :D, can i ask why so many guys and so little girls?

*Shrugs* I would have entered but I didn't for two reasons.
1.) Didn't find out until to late.
2.) Heh. No one would have voted for me. ^_^-

Weesht Steph your one of the Wittier people here ^.^ You probably could've got pretty far if you had confidence in yourself.

AwWwWwWw . . . . *Glomps Radje* I LOVE YOU! ^_^

*Runs off to write more depressive poetry because she has no self esteem* =^_^=

Originally posted by LadySteph
1.) Didn't find out until to late.


I can relate. The Miss EoFF title would have been mine for sure.

Originally posted by Loony BoB
The winners get to clean EoFF's bathrooms for the next year. *nods*

And my bedroom.

OKAY VOTING R CLOSED! I'mma tally it all up now, announce, and then work on getting round 2 set up.

=( You pickie my bad answer. I cry.

Chaos

Originally posted by Baloki
Yeah, pitty no mentions of goats :whoa:

No mention of humans either :D

Honestly people, if Mandee picked your worst answer, then you shouldn't have answered that particular question with that answer. I learned that last year when I only had one bad answer and it got me kicked out of the race. You should strive to make all of your answers beautiful and wonderful! WEE!!

On that note, I did not have an crappy answer displayed. I also got back into town 2 hours too late to vote, so lets hope some people liked my answer.

I don't even remember my answers. I'm going to check the list of answers for my question.

I tried to make all my answers funnah..I dunno if I succeeded :(

Originally posted by Halan
Honestly people, if Mandee picked your worst answer, then you shouldn't have answered that particular question with that answer. I learned that last year when I only had one bad answer and it got me kicked out of the race. You should strive to make all of your answers beautiful and wonderful! WEE!!

On that note, I did not have an crappy answer displayed. I also got back into town 2 hours too late to vote, so lets hope some people liked my answer.

I neglected to read the rules and didn't nkow that was an option :D

Yeah I didn't realise only one question was posted each round. I wouldn't have answered all of the questions otherwise, especially not the one that's up there now.

OH WELL IM GONNA WIN ANYWAYS.

If you had not answered all of the questions and you had by some lucky chance made it far in the competition, then you would have no answers for Shlup to display. She uses most of the questions. For example, the questions that she used for the guys will not be used again for the guys (I think thats how it goes). So if you had only answered a few, then there could always be the possiblity that the questions that she chose could be the ones that you didn't answer.

And I thought not submitting answers that you thought were sucky was a given, I didn't know that it was optional.

Dammit! ;_; I wanted to be in this! STUPID STUPID STUPID! *kicks her schoolbag* I hate school! *sobs hysterically*



Okay im fine now. :D

<center>Round 1 Results</center>
The left two columns are my tallies for the votes. With 39 contestants and hundreds of active members, we had 26 voters. Well poo too you too. xD

If you click on the names of the people who were eliminated you can read all of their answers.

Round 2 will begin... Uhm... I'm working on it.

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="101%" id="AutoNumber1"> <tr> <td width="33%" rowspan="2" valign="top">1 Citizen Bleys ||||\||||\|<br> 2 Agent Proto ||||\||||\|<br> 3 Loony BoB ||||\||||\||||\||<br> 4 The Warrior ||||\<br> 5 Bill ||||\||||\||||<br> 6 El Mariachi ||||\||||<br> 7 Flying Mullet ||||\||||\||<br> 8 Heath ||||\||||\||||<br> 9 m4tt ||||\||||\||||\|<br> 10 Thungor the Poo ||||\||||\||||\|<br> <br> 11 Del Murder ||||\||||\|<br> 12 eestlinc ||||\||||\||<br> 13 Loki ||<br> 14 Pee Gee ||||\||||\||||\|<br> 15 Psychotic ||||\||||\||||\|||<br> 16 Sarbles ||||\||||\||||\|||<br> 17 Advent Child ||||\<br> 18 Mik ||||\||||\||||\|<br> 19 Burtsplurt ||||\||||\||||\<br> 20 Jayren ||||\||||\||<br> <br> 21 Joel ||||\|<br> 22 Mystery Contestant ||||\||||\||||\<br> 23 Radje ||||\||||\|||<br> 24 Shrunkin Master ||||\||||\|<br> 25 Skogs ||||\||||\||||\||||\<br> 26 Levia ||||\||||\||||\<br> 27 This Guy ||||\||||\<br> 28 Tsukasa IV ||||\||<br> 29 Baloki ||||\||||\|||<br> 30 HOOTERS ||||\||||\||||\|<br> <br> 31 Leeza ||||\||||\||||<br> 32 Halan ||||\||||\||||\|<br> 33 Daryl ||||\||||\||||\||||\|<br> <br> 34 valetine_4_ever ||||\||||\||||\||||<br> 35 Chaos ||||\||||\|||<br> 36 Divina ||||\||||\||||\||<br> <br> 37 eternalshiva ||||\||||\||||\<br> 38 Misfit ||||\||||\||||\|<br> 39 Skye-chan ||||\||||\||||\||||</td> <td width="2%" rowspan="2" valign="top">11<br> 11<br> 17<br> 5<br> 14<br> 9<br> 12<br> 14<br> 16<br> 16<br> <br> 11<br> 12<br> 2<br> 16<br> 18<br> 18<br> 5<br> 16<br> 15<br> 12<br> <br> 6<br> 15<br> 13<br> 11<br> 20<br> 15<br> 10<br> 7<br> 13<br> 16<br> <br> 14<br> 16<br> 21<br> <br> 19<br> 13<br> 17<br> <br> 15<br> 16<br> 19</td> <td width="68%" valign="top" align="center">Eliminated!<br> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/ms/Leeza.txt">Leeza</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/ms/Chaos.txt">Chaos</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/ms/eternalshiva.txt">eternalshiva</a><p>And Moving On...</p> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="69%" id="AutoNumber2"> <tr> <td width="33%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/halan.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="33%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/daryl.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="34%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/valetine_4_ever.gif" width="48" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="33%" align="center">Halan</td> <td width="33%" align="center">Daryl</td> <td width="34%" align="center">valetine_4_ever</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="33%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="33%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Misfit.gif" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="34%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/skyechan.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="33%" align="center">Divina</td> <td width="33%" align="center">Misfit</td> <td width="34%" align="center">Skye-chan</td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="68%" valign="top" align="center"> <p align="center">&nbsp;</p> <p align="center">Eliminated!<br> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Citizen%20Bleys.txt">Citizen Bleys</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/AgentProto.txt">Agent Proto</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/TheWarrior.txt">The Warrior</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/ElMariachi.txt">El Mariachi</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/DelMurder.txt">Del Murder</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Loki.txt">Loki</a><br> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/AdventChild.txt">Advent Child</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Joel.txt">Joel</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/ThisGuy.txt">This Goat</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/TsukasaIV.txt">Tsukasa IV</a><br>&nbsp;</p> <p align="center">And Moving On...</p> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="82%" id="AutoNumber3"> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/LoonyBoB.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/bill.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/FlyingMullet.jpg" width="59" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center">Loony BoB</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Bill</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Flying Mullet</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Heath</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/m4tt.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/SpacemanSpiff.jpg" width="60" height="58"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/peegee.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center">m4tt </td> <td width="25%" align="center">Thungor the Great</td> <td width="25%" align="center">eestlinc</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Pee Gee</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Psychotic.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Mik.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/burtsplurt.jpg" width="60" height="54"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center">Psychotic</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Sarbles</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Here Comes Big Mik</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Burtsplurt</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/jayren.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mysterycontestant.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/radje.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center">Jayren Marque</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Mystery Contestant</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Radje</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Shrunkin Master</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/skogs.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/levia.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/baloki.gif" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/hooters.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center">Skogs</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Levia</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Baloki</td> <td width="25%" align="center">HOOTERS</td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr></table>

And again, I've been elimated in the first round. *doesn't care anymore*

It's okay. . . I DIDN'T WANT THE STUPID TITLE, ANYWAY. *runs away crying*

yay

Mwahaha, I can already feel the tiara on my head!

Oh wait...

*takes off tiara*

Oh yeah! By one vote!! *happy dance*

Originally posted by Akakakakakakkakakakakakakkakakakakakakak akakkakakakakakaka
VOID-> 6) Me, the coviden hero, Joel.

<b><font size="14"><i>GJ!!!</i></b></font>

Also, I didn't know people didn't have to answer all the questions.
You shoulda put them in a question they didn't answer. :D

Yeah, I thought you had to answer all of them. I thought thats what PEOPLE DID. You should just make a question where every contestant listed didn't provide an answer. That would be kinda funny.

I get it now, mention members of the forums in your answers to get votes. I'll try and remember that for next year.

Just as long as the mystery contenstant turns out to be repo man I'll be happy.

It was right there in the voting rules. You're only allowed to leave out three answers maximum.

*shrug*

why would you leave any out?

don't worry Del, I'm still in this.

Oh man, I was SO funny on first round.

...unfortunately, this was my best line on this contest.

THUNGOR THE POO?!

I don't know why I even try with you people. :)

Wow. :eek: Maybe it was a better answer than I thought...

:strut:

Originally posted by eestlinc
why would you leave any out?

I left out the dating one because I thought it was lame and would require more than a word or sentence.

Pee Gee. He'll be stopped for jaywalking or something silly like that and when he would try to explain himself the cops will think that he's high on 'shrooms or somethings because they won't be able to make sense of anything that he's saying. @-@

<3 @ Leeza

Hey, when is the next round???

aww I sucked.

Thanks to jester's (aka Advent Child) response to Question #6, I'm going to name Barret 'edczxcvbnm' next time I play FFVII. He fits the overly-excited personality. I can easily see Barret saying "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah! UNLEASH THE FURY!!!" Or something.

I'm past round one this time? Rawk.

cool stuff.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

And stuff. The Dark Horse (me) still looking good :D

So it was Bonnie who wanted MikXXXM4tt. >=)

I would, seriously, but I'm afraid Matt wouldn't want that.:cry: :greenie:

Haha, yeah it was me. When I read the question, you two were the first to come to mind. I don't really know why though...

And Daryl?

YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!! I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN TO CHINA TOWN!!!

I hope...

Must've been because of my sexual-appeal, and how Matt is sexual toy-like.

Originally posted by Here Comes Big Mik
So it was Bonnie who wanted MikXXXM4tt. >=)

I would, seriously, but I'm afraid Matt wouldn't want that.:cry: :greenie:
YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT HE WOULDN'T. Bad son. My Matty. *snuggles Matty*

Remember to vote for me, everybody!

My semi-sarcastic hilariousness has once again rewarded me.

:)

Ah ha. Damn... second only to Leeza *curses*

My pure unrelenting wit has worked to my advantage once more *Ponders* Poor Baloki however, he seemed so intent to lose.

I got 13 votes? 13? 13? How the hell did i get 13 votes, I thought my threats of unspeakible violence and cool little piccie would have scared you all off. Well as you didn't have the sense to get rid of me in the first round I will survive!!!

Mwhahahahahahahahahhaha, I still can't belive it, someone must have been handing out happy drugs cos my answer sucked!

Oh well, :fd:Baloki:fd:

I remember getting to the second round last time... and proceeding to get absolutely no votes. At least I can't do any worse this time. :)

Originally posted by Burtsplurt
I remember getting to the second round last time... and proceeding to get absolutely no votes. At least I can't do any worse this time. :)

Are you sure..........

*Points to stab wound in the back*, mwhahahahahaha


Edit: If all the contestants were, to, say, die mysteriously, could I have both titles? *See Baloki Witch Project for more plausible ways of death*

pa i rule

I can't believe I still got 14 votes going up against Daryl and Halan's answers! Round 2, please. :)

19 votes? DUDE!!!!!!! *realizes she sounds like Psy and grins*

Thanks guys! ^_^

I was going to start Round 2 last night, but I, uhm, forgot. Heh.

*work on it now*

Originally posted by Halan
And Daryl?

YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!! I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN TO CHINA TOWN!!!

I hope...

Ooh, what time are you picking me up, BonBon? ;)

It'll be good to have something to do while waiting for Round 2.

<s><center>Round 2
Voting will end on Wednesday afternoon.
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Round 2 voting rules: Please vote for 2 males per question, and 1 female per question. This will give you a total of 12 votes. Please read the general voting rules in the first post of this thread before voting. 10 males and 4 females will move on to round 3.

Males
1) What has Eyes on Final Fantasy done for you?
Contestant 1 shown me The cutest Lamma in the world, shown me Bleys' crotch, given me the chance to make a complete prat out of myself for (Hopefully) the enjoyment of others, made me realise there are others like me out there to befriend :) and overall given me a place to call home when offline just doesn't cut it.
Contestant 2 I swear I have never though of a guy sexually before I met Spuuky.
Contestant 3 It has given me a wholesome, fun, and intellectually stimulating environment in which to escape to. Oh yeah and it gets me off too.
Contestant 4 It has wasted over a year of my life, and I'm not leaving 'til I get them back.

6) Which EoFF member should play a lead role in the next Final Fantasy?
Contestant 5 Squall_cloud_391823. He's just like the real thing.
Contestant 6 Halle Berry, because I wish she was a member of EoFF.
Contestant 7 Well, as the main characters tend to have some serious issues, I'd say HOOTERS.
Contestant 8 Lead role? Hrm... I'm thinking that the brave, yet somehow tragically flawed Loony BoB. He'd be the not-so-main character's steed for about five minutes, when the not-so-main character is killed by some really cool guy with a long sword and silver hair that's at least three feet long. Then BoB would spend the rest of the game looking for that mysterious guy to thank him or something. Then the world would be in danger and they'd all save it. Oh, and there would need to be some newfangled magic system whereupon you must first draw materia symbols using the in-game paintshop, then map them onto a triad of spheres, and equip them with BoB points.

7) If you were being held hostage and dangled ten feet above an angry pool of piranha, which EoFF member would you most want to rescue you? How would they rescue you?
Contestant 9 Loony BoB. He'd make friends with all the piranha and then they'd let me go.
Contestant 10 RyuKishi or Bleys - RyuKishi would sing, thereby killing all the piranhas, or Bleys would show his crotch, thereby killing all the piranhas. Then all they'd have to do would be to let me drop into the pool.
Contestant 11 RSL. First of all, he'd insert Really Strong Laxatives into the pool of piranha, thus causing them to crap until the water overflows and thus causing the piranha to and Realise Such Lives that they live are Really Sucking Lots now that their Rectums S*** Like never before. After doing that, he'd get Raistlin's Long Staff and threaten the hostage-takers because he knew that by paying the Ransom, Some Llamas may well eat me before the Rascals Slowly Let me go. Once the Ridiculously Stupid Lackeys are taken care of with Raistlin's Long Staff, he'll outsing their Radical Strange Leader in a competition over who could sing Rod Stewart Lovesongs better. While belting out some Raspy, Sexual Lyrics, RSL will have managed to quietly pull the Red Secret Lever in the room thus making the Rope Slowly Lower, and so allowing me to make my escape. After edging around the pool that now Really Stinks Lots, I would signal to RSL that he can now Release Sean's Law on him and force the bad guy to eat Revoltingly Sour Lemons and then we'd go to Really Stupid Lengths to help each other escape. After that RSL would make a Random Sultry Look and we'd go over to my place and have us some Roasting Sensual Lovin'.
Contestant 12 Mik and a horde of drunken leprachauns all named Paddy O'Murphy would fly in on a magical blimp. Well, it's magical to them but that's because they're drunk.

12) Instead of flowers, what would you want put on your grave?
Contestant 13 An umbrella. Quite convenient in rainy weathers.
Contestant 14 Ps2
Contestant 15 Ferns, and a spoon.
Contestant 16 Super Zombie Potion

18) On what future date will EoFF die, how, and who will be at fault?
Contestant 17 February 15, 2004 from a virus that a certain hentai loving member unknowingly spread to the forums.
Contestant 18 The release of FF10.3, Square-Enix because all their fans will kill themselves
Contestant 19 It will involve a cold Wednesday night in February, three litres of rubbing alcohol, some Chloroform, and the return of Squeegee.
Contestant 20 It will never die. If anything, it's going to linger on in little pieces that don't connect to each other (IE - broken links). I can see EoFF dividing into three or four factions, each led by a fanatic member. We'd have the Communist EoFF, the Fascist EoFF and the neutral EoFF, all lead by The Man.


Females
10) Who from EoFF do you think is most likely to go to jail, and why?
Contestant 21 Loony BoB...because he's...crazy...and does...weird stuff...
Contestant 22 Thungor the Great, psycho.
Contestant 23 Bleys, for illegally exporting alcohol and crotch pr0n.

13) Invent two new food groups.
Contestant 24 The play dough group and the rare animal group.
Contestant 25 ~Chinese should be its own food group, since you can eat and eat and eat it and fill up rather quickly, but then 20 minutes later you're starving. THATS NOT NATURAL it should be its own group.
~Also, Ramen. Ramen is the greatest in the world. 15 cents and you've got yourself lunch and possibly dinner. It comes in so many flavors and they all taste the same except Oriental. You should be required to eat a serving of Ramen every day. A bowl of Ramen a day keeps the landlord from kicking you out of the apartment because you didn't have enough money to pay rent.
Contestant 26 HOOTERS and HOOTERS.</s>

I only count twelve votes, where's the 13th?

My answer there is ok, but I had a better answer to one of the other ones! Ah well.

I count 12, too. :mog:

Oh gawd, I hope everybody can see what I see ... @.o'

I forgot the girls only have 2 questions instead of 3. There's a lot of information to keep track of when running this. *fixes*

*sexes Contestant 22*

*is going to vote soon* :D Yay for round two!

Originally posted by Thungor the Great
*sexes Contestant 22*
uhh, spiff. #22 is a GIRL.

contestant 11 better win.

I'm busted.

But I'm hoping that contestant#12 would win. Again great stuff there; made my morning, people.;)

You said there would be less reading this time.

Originally posted by Advent Child
uhh, spiff. #22 is a GIRL.
And you resemble a shaved mutant ape, what's your point?

I love how Shluppy changes the numbers of the contestants so we can't just vote for the same numbers each time in the hope of getting it right.

Anyway, I'm sure to go to round three. *goes to vote*

I might make it to Round 3, or I might not. Still, making it to Round 2 isn't a bad thing. Good luck to every contestant who is me!

If contestant 11 doesn't advance to the next round, there is something very wrong with you people.

:P

I hope there's not insiduous controlled voting going on :(

Hey, I hope that answer gets me throught. When does the voting end?

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
<center>Round 2
Voting will end on Wednesday afternoon.
-----</center>

A better question: how many rounds will there be?

There will be four rounds.

mwhahahahahaahah, my anwser this time cannot get me through. There is no wayyyyyyyyy it will happen *reconises his anwser this round and avoids voting for it*!!

Yea, I'm going to lose, I'm gonna lose, hehe!!?!?!?!?!!

I'm so bad at these things >.>

your only hope is to sign up for 15 accounts and vote for yourself xD

*note: plz don't do that*

There are way too many answers involving Bleys and his crotch.

<font color=green size=4>I'm voting for the guy with the goat picture.</font>

Holy crap. Silverbow. Weren't you around back in 2000? Neat.

Originally posted by Old Man Unne
There are way too many answers involving Bleys and his crotch.
Agreed. Can't you people be creative?

Originally posted by Loony BoB
Holy crap. Silverbow. Weren't you around back in 2000? Neat.
Uh oh. People from years ago posting again makes BoB pee his pants.

Everyone thinks Bleys' crotch is funny, eventhough it's not.>=o

Everyone thinks Bleys' crotch is funny, eventhough it's not.>=o

Yeah...his crotch isn't THAT great....

Originally posted by valetine_4_ever
Yeah...his crotch isn't THAT great....
Don't let BoB hear that

I don't think you were here when the crotch was a banner, Kate. xDD EoFF had a HUGE arguement about whether it would stay or not.

I am so glad that I wasn't here during that time.

It was such a surprise. Clicking EoFF on my favorites list to find a crotch banner! :o

Round 2 voting is closed, yo.

Dammit I was just about to vote, you!

<center>Round 2 Results</center>

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="101%" id="AutoNumber1"> <tr> <td width="33%" rowspan="2" valign="top"> 1 Radje ||||\||<br> 2 PeeGee ||||\||||\||||\||||<br> 3 HOOTERS ||||\|||<br> 4 Heath ||||\||||\||||\<br> <br> 5 Burtsplurt ||||\||||<br> 6 FlyingMullet ||||\||||\||<br> 7 Mik ||||\||||\||||\<br> 8 Mystery Contestant ||||\||||\|<br> <br> 9 m4tt ||||\||||<br> 10 Sarbles ||||\||||<br> 11 LoonyBoB ||||\||||\||||<br> 12 Psychotic ||||\||||\||||\<br> <br> 13 Levia ||||\||||\||||\<br> 14 Shrunkin Master ||||<br> 15 Skogs ||||\||||\||||<br> 16 Thungor the Great ||||\||||\||||\|<br> <br> 17 Bill ||||\||||\|||<br> 18 Baloki ||||\|<br> 19 eestlinc ||||\||||\||<br> 20 Jayren ||||\||||\||||\<br> <br> 21 Divina ||||\<br> 22 Misfit ||||\|<br> 23 Daryl ||||\||||\||||<br> <br> 24 valetine_4_ever ||||<br> 25 Halan ||||\||||\||<br> 26 Skye-chan ||||\||</td> <td width="2%" rowspan="2" valign="top">7<br> 19<br> 8<br> 15<br> <br> 9<br> 12<br> 15<br> 11<br> <br> 9<br> 9<br> 14<br> 15<br> <br> 15<br> 4<br> 14<br> 16<br> <br> 13<br> 7<br> 12<br> 15<br> <br> 5<br> 6<br> 14<br> <br> 4<br> 12<br> 7</td> <td width="68%" valign="top" align="center">Eliminated!<br> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/ms/Divina.txt"> Divina</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/ms/valetine_4_ever.txt"> valetine_4_ever</a><p>And Moving On...</p> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="69%" id="AutoNumber2"> <tr> <td width="33%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/halan.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="33%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/daryl.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="33%" align="center">Halan</td> <td width="33%" align="center">Daryl</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="33%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/skyechan.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="33%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Misfit.gif" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="33%" align="center">Skye-chan</td> <td width="33%" align="center">Misfit</td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="68%" valign="top" align="center"> <p align="center">&nbsp;</p> <p align="center">Eliminated!<br> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Radje.txt">Radje</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/HOOTERS.txt"> HOOTERS</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Burtsplurt.txt"> Burtsplurt</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/MysteryContestant.txt"> Mystery Contestant</a><br> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/m4tt.txt">m4tt</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Sarbles.txt"> Sarbles</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/ShrunkinMaster.txt"> Shrunkin Master</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Skogs.txt">Skogs</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Baloki.txt"> Baloki</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/eestlinc.txt"> eestlinc</a></p> <p align="center">And Moving On...</p> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="82%" id="AutoNumber3"> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/LoonyBoB.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/bill.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/FlyingMullet.jpg" width="59" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/goat.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center">Loony BoB</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Bill</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Flying Mullet</td> <td width="25%" align="center"> Heath</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Psychotic.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/SpacemanSpiff.jpg" width="60" height="58"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Mik.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/peegee.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center">Psychotic</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Thungor the Great</td> <td width="25%" align="center"> Here Comes Big Mik</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Pee Gee</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center"> &nbsp;</td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/levia.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/jayren.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> &nbsp;</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="25%" align="center">&nbsp;</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Levia</td> <td width="25%" align="center"> Jayren Marque</td> <td width="25%" align="center">&nbsp;</td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr></table>

Mystery Contestant has been eliminated! Their identity will be revealed after the competition. Feel free to guess though.

Four females and ten males remain! The semi-finals will begin... hopefully after I get home from school tonight.

I RULE.

Originally posted by Thungor the Great
I RULE <b>THE LOSERS BRACKET</b>.
Yupper.

I RULE MORE! AGAIN BY ONE VOTE! Whooooooo!

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Yupper.
I so did not type that.

Mystery Contestant got eliminated. . . who was it?

Originally posted by El Mariachi
Mystery Contestant got eliminated. . . who was it?
It's a secret to everybody.

Yay! Fear the Skwiwoo! I'm already two feet away from eating BoB (see sig for further details) so i'm coming to a park near you...to eat you or something. I forgot where I was going with this thing. But yay, semis!

How people could have voted for two of them and not have voted for my #11 is beyond me. That RSL one took time and effort to come up with, dammit, and it was my fave answer! Ahhh well. Bring on the next round! If it's the semi-finals, this is where it's trademark for me to be eliminated. *kisses his lucky water bottle*

That answer made this whole competition worth it, BoB.

And then there were 14. The plot thickens <3

It's fun talking like that :p All the people I'm rooting for are still up... except for Kate. :(

Oh man oh man I rule. But my lame ones are just ahead on cruciasl moments.:\ I'm happy to get on round 3 for not giving this thing much effort at all.>=o

BOOO HISSSSSS :mad2: :mad: :grr:

Awww, I knew it was too good to last. xD

Good luck to those moving on. ^_^

I swear to god, every one does better than me =(

aww, well my answer was crap so i guess i deserved it.

Oh well my dream where I got voted out in the first round came true. Only it wasn't the first round it was the second. And that mass orgy with everyone who posts in the FFXI forum hasn't happened yet.

PS Mystery Contestant = Shlup.

I only lost because nobody knows who Squeegee is anymore.

Or nobody cares. Except Linus, but he's dead or something.

Mystery bitch must be Knox.

I voted for ya, eeeeest. ;_;

Whoa. I made it through? Hah, and it was one of my sucky answers. But I guess it was good enough.

*gets ready to go Skwiwoo hunting*

Heh.. I never thought I would make it this far. Good luck on round three everyone :cool:

9) I don't understand whether you mean a new nickname for the staff or for seperate staff members. BoB- Daniel, Daniel, springer spaniel!
Daryl- Firework (Sexy but dangerous)
Bleys- Cootchiekins
Aaron- Golden fool ;)
Wait, WHAT? D= I can understand people putting down Bleys as Staff accidentally, but, but...

I voted for ya as well eest. Anything with Squeegee in its answer is well worth the effort. After all, the entire world is in his pants.

*throws nuts at Becky*

I serioulsy think, though, that HOOTERS should be the main character in some Final Fantasy. Maybe FFXV-2?

Tifa: I love you HOOTERS
Me: I love your HOOTERS too.

TIFA: Let's go to look at the stars, HOOTERS...<3

HOOTERS: Wait a second girl, I'll finish these beers first so that I can see double amount of those sparkling things.

TIFA: I love you HOOTERS. *swoons*

HOOTS: *hick* Hey...! I didn't know you have four boobs! Copsm.

*HOOTERS makes love to Tifa on the moonlight and then passes out on her*

HOW CUTE! ^____^


Man, I should start writing some fan fic.

lol yeah but that's not fiction thats every second friday night. The trick is to find a prostitute who doesn't charge extra for role playing.

Well that just finshes one of the s***est days of my life. :(

Not bad. Not bad at all.

When is round 3? I'm impatient. I don't even remember what's going on

You people only gave valetine 4 votes? What's wrong with you!? Well *I* sure as hell found the play dough thing funny. Not that I eat it or anything ^_^

But meh, at least I'm through, and I got more votes than the RSL answer somehow, so thanks for your drunkeness, Mik!

Dark Horse still ridin' :p

You people only gave valetine 4 votes? What's wrong with you!? Well *I* sure as hell found the play dough thing funny. Not that I eat it or anything ^_^

Psy, we know the answer:
Yeah, it was a soc conspiracy that you didn't go through

:mad: :eep:

I AM THE ONLY GOAT LEFT, I MUST PREVAIL!
Oh and I'm still surprised I got more than 0 votes.

*Celerbrate* I lost, I lost, in your face people, in YOUR FACE!

Originally posted by Loony BoB
Wait, WHAT? D= I can understand people putting down Bleys as Staff accidentally, but, but...


Oh come on, give the guy some credit he has all the knowledge and you know it!

<center>Semi-Finals
Voting will end after I get off work sometime on Friday.
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Round 3 voting rules: Please vote for 2 males per question, and 1 female per question. This will give you a total of 6 votes. Please read the general voting rules in the first post of this thread before voting. 2 males and 2 females will move on to the final round.

Males
3) Does size matter?
Contestant 1 Aren't we getting a bit too personal here? Anyways, no.
Contestant 2 Big boobies make me happy
Contestant 3 [Insert humerous penis remark here]
Contestant 4 <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/bouxunne.jpg">Size makes things interesting.</a>
Contestant 5 Size doesn't always matter. The important thing is to know how best to use it.

20) Complete the sentance: "I'm sorry, Mister President, but __________________________."
Contestant 6 your Sesame Street video broke, if you want to be alone then I understand.
Contestant 7 wetting the bed is not normal at your age
Contestant 8 Iraq is spelt with a 'q'.
Contestant 9 Brian Carper is sitting in the waiting room.
Contestant 10 you really don't want to do that. I'm a guy. Yeah, I know its hard to believe.

Females <font color="#002942">Lazy bum.</font>
11) Find a definition for "Roogle." What the hell's a Roogle?
Contestant 11 A roogle is what you get when a kangaroo and a moogle fall in love and make a baby.
Contestant 12 A computer virus. :x

14) If Loony BoB was John Lennon, then who would be Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr?
Contestant 13 ~Paul McCartney would be played by Spiff, because I saw this Simpson's episode where Paul McCartney had a vegetarian type garden on the roof of the Quik-E-Mart, and Spiff is a very swampy person, and swamps have green stuff in them and vegetarians eat green stuff.
~George Harrison would be some random newbie who I don’t know but everyone else does, since I really don’t know anything about George Harrison but other people apparently do. Or maybe George Harrison would be The Dude, most people know him but I don’t because I’m a horrible poopy head. Now always remember, Give a Hoot, Don’t Pollute. Because looting polluting is not the way. Hear what Captain Planet has to say: “The Power is yours!” *swoops over head before he crashes into an airplane*
~I would be Ringo Starr, since no one knows who I am *rim shot*
Contestant 14 HOOTERS, HOOTERS and HOOTERS.

No questions for females?

I assume the last two are female questions, but it should probably be written on that post so people don't get confused.

I sure hope the last two are female questions because that's how I voted.

Heh, so I'm not the only person that noticed that. I just voted, so let's see what happens, eh?

*would have pwned you all with this answer*

11) A "roogle" is:
As a noun, "roogle" is the product of breeding a raccoon with a moogle.
The verb "to roogle" means to breed a raccoon with a moogle.
As an adjective, "roogle" means somewhat strange, but also kinda cool.
The adverb form, "roogly", means that the verb/adjective/whatever being described is somewhat strange, but also kinda cool.

*loses*

Nah.

thanxu 4 fixing 4 me i retarded

xD

i would have owned you all with my mr president answer, but whatever.

Well why don't you cry about it?

I am.

*crying avatar*

Yay, Shlup chose one of my favourite answers of mine. But looking at the other answers to my question, I'm not too sure If I'll go through.

wait, wait... hold on....


Originally posted by valetine_4_ever
Well that just finshes one of the s***est days of my life. :(

did you just censor 'suckiest'?
how.... odd....

I think she's just shy, and cencored the word "Sexiest".

Oh, and my answer sucks.-_- Really, this time.

Originally posted by eestlinc
i would have owned you all with my mr president answer, but whatever.

Yeah, I'd have to say that was the Best. Answer. <i>Ever.</i>

Awww, crap, a few of the answers I'm up against are good. =x This is getting TIGHT.

eest your president one would have kicked my president answer in the butt.

I'm not too worried about this round, I should make it through *hopes*. Its the final round that has me worried....*throws nuts at Becky*

Well, I'm definately not going to the finals.

Yeah, this is going to be a doosy of a round, there are a lot of good answers up there. No pressure, no pressure...

I actually like my answer for this round. *goes crashing out*

I'll leave voting open for at least a couple more hours... while I burn some CDs. :D

When is teh results I r board

Working on it. I ran into a small OBSTICLE. :/

Guess: Everyone has the same amount of votes?

Maybe she meant to write 'testicle'. I don't know how that would clear it up at all, though.

Well, whatever the word is, it's in CAPS, so it must be bad.

[/Comma, overdose].

Originally posted by Thungor the Great
wait, wait... hold on....




did you just censor 'suckiest'?
how.... odd....

I think she's just shy, and cencored the word "Sexiest".

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHY???????????? I SAID THE :bou::bou::bou::bou:EST !!!!!!!

And I think you're on crack. :greenie:

Originally posted by Here Comes Big Mik
And I think you're on crack. :greenie:

You're just one of many.....

I was gonna vote and then I remembered, I lost, in your face, IN YOUR FACE, mwhahahahahahahahaha.

You all failed yet again to make me win something, hawhaw.

*waves about and runs round the room*

*throws pies at everyone*

*goes back to burying all the people he murdered to annoy them (2)*

Well, I'm happy now, must add this to my sig and you know what, my answers to Round 2 ruled, we all know FF10/.2 are crap and now I have decleared this to the world (whoops, shouldn't have let loose that their would be a second sequal though)!

*sexy nurse runs in and sedates him*, I wi....ll..... sho....w... y...o.....u.... a...ll...... *slumps into sleep*

If I win, I want the pink tiara.

You know very well that pink tiara has my name on it.

Originally posted by valetine_4_ever
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHY???????????? I SAID THE :bou::bou::bou::bou:EST !!!!!!!

:bou::bou::bou::bou:tiest*

Anywho.... HURRY UP MANDEE plz

obsticle = bj changed all the passwords to the computers so I couldn't turn them on

HA. HA.

:aimmad:

You better count my votes, too. Cause you never actually said voting was closed, whenever it actually was closed. >:O

we need results =)

<p align="center">Semi-Finals Results</p>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="101%" id="AutoNumber1"> <tr> <td width="30%" rowspan="2" valign="top"> 1 Bill ||||<br> 2 Pee Gee ||||<br> 3 Thungor the Great ||||\|||<br> 4 Loony BoB ||||\||||\||||\<br> 5 Jayren ||||\<br> <br> 6 Psychotic ||||\||||\||<br> 7 Flying Mullet ||||\<br> 8 Heath ||||\||||\|<br> 9 Here Comes Big Mik ||||<br> 10 Levia |||<br> <br> 11 Daryl ||||\||||\||<br> 12 Misfit ||||\|<br> <br> 13 Halan ||||\||||\||<br> 14 Skye-chan ||||\|</td> <td width="2%" rowspan="2" valign="top">4<br> 4<br> 8<br> 15<br> 5<br> <br> 12<br> 5<br> 11<br> 4<br> 3<br> <br> 12<br> 6<br> <br> 12<br> 6</td> <td width="60%" valign="top" align="center">Eliminated!<br> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/ms/Misfit.txt">Misfit</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/ms/Skye-chan.txt">Skye-chan</a><p>Final Round!</p> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="23%" id="AutoNumber2"> <tr> <td width="30%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/halan.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="38%" align="center" rowspan="2"> <b> <font size="6" color="#FF0000">vs.</font></b></td> <td width="31%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/daryl.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="30%" align="center">Halan</td> <td width="31%" align="center">Daryl</td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="86%" valign="top" align="center"> <p align="center">&nbsp;</p> <p align="center">Eliminated!<br> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Bill.txt">Bill</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/PeeGee.txt">Pee Gee</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/ThungorTheGreat.txt">Thungor the Great</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/JayrenMarque.txt">Jayren Marque</a><br> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/FlyingMullet.txt">Flying Mullet</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Heath.txt">Heath</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/HereComesBigMik.txt">Here Comes Big Mik</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/mr/Levia.txt">Levia</a></p> <p align="center">Final Round!</p> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="28%" id="AutoNumber3"> <tr> <td width="29%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/LoonyBoB.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> <td width="21%" align="center" rowspan="2"> <b> <font size="6" color="#FF0000">vs.</font></b></td> <td width="25%" align="center"> <img border="0" src="http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/Psychotic.jpg" width="60" height="60"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="29%" align="center">Loony BoB</td> <td width="25%" align="center">Psychotic</td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr></table>
And, yes, I counted Kane's votes.

OMG BOB MADE IT TO THE FINALS!!!! Is this today's sign of the armageddon or what?

Yay Halan :-D
Aw, Misfit :'(

Oh yeah, you might want to make the numbers line up with the people, if you could. It's a bit confusing to see the 15 next to Thungor's name when it should be next to BoB.

Well that was it =)

Congrats to the people in the finals and good luck ;o

Fixed the table problem. My first ever final. *pleased* =)

Good luck on the next round you four funny people. :)

Goatcats, Pee Gee?! Goatcats?!

Yay for Psychotic! Good job to you too, BoB. This will be a good match.

Oh and boo @ Misfit being out... Semi Finals is good though! Great job! :)

Bwah! I would have won if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your dog too!

Yeah, anyway, congrats to the finalists! It's been fun, and plenty of laughs to boot. :)

<center>The Final Round
Voting will end when you least expect it.
-----</center>
OMFG! While there were two questions left to chose from, which would be one for females and one for males, if I were to split it up like that then the winners would be obvious and this round would be no fun. Thusly, I have intermixed the genders into one question, and will not say who is who and what and such. Huzzah!

Round 4 voting rules: Please vote for 2 people. This will give you a total of 2 votes. Please read the general voting rules in the first post of this thread before voting. The top male and female of this round will recieve fancy foo-foo tiaras!

OMG who is who??!?!
19) What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you look this (http://www.eyesonff.com/mrms/1103/inkblot.jpg)?
Contestant 1 Breasts. I mean, a monkey playing with a ball of yarn and a yo-yo.
Contestant 2 That is the state of Virginia, mirror imaged. What, did you think I was going to say something like "BOOBIES!!!!! OGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG!!!11oneoneone"? Hmm…now that you mention it…
Contestant 3 The question is missing the word "at." Oh, wait, picture. Um... female reproductive organs. xD
Contestant 4 "Ah, I see Shlup is due for a trim."

I HATE YOU ALL

*gets a bad case of the nerves*

Suspense... x_x;liasjdgohiad

I knew I wouldn't make it with that Carper answer.=P Good job you two, and I'm glad I made this this far by filling these things very quickly.:)

Oh, oh! And finally I get my payaback and get to say this: <b>Oh well, at least I beat Hooters</b>.>=P

I actually got a decent amount of votes for my Mr. President answer xD Oh well, good luck to the remaining contestents.
*very annoyed he was beaten by Psychotic*

Edit: Upon closer inspection (looking at the tallies) I was knocked out by one vote. Hahah, I think I should have actually voted in that round, but I thought that if I had voted in that round, and not done so in the other two, it might have jinxed my good fortune.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AWE-SNAP!

Bring it BoB :p
Although from looking at the question, I'd say I've lost. Oh well

I'm thinking the exact same thing, Psycho. xD

Hey. Psycho vs. Loony. Go figure.

OMG skychan you must be a lesbian or you must love me sorry im taken well actually im not but i like to pretend i am.

ps I couldnt be bothered voting, you know because I'm not in it anymore.