[P] sord (bad spelin intenshanol) (NOTE: some graphic images possible)

1 day i wuz wokkin
nd ges wut i fownd?
a big freekin sord
liein on teh grownd

i lukked al arownd
4 a gi hoo kood looz it
nd wen i didint find him
i desided to yooz it

i went bak 2 mi hows
nd behedded mi bruthr
nd be4 she kood stop me
i behedded mi muthr

wel i ges thats it
im goin 2 hel
nd o bi teh wai
did i say i kant spel?

sordz r sekzy ;)

Good poem.

*laughs aplenty*

On the contrary, I haven't seen such internally consistent and lucid english orthography, well... Ever! Magnificient work. If only more people would realise how we could benefit from dumping this irrational soup of analphabetic typesetters' nightmares called English spelling, the world would be a better place.

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English would be a lot more fun if it were all phonetics.