An Eyes on You without Seifer is like a fish without a bicycle.

Okay folks this is it. The last Eyes on You. The last of my glory. Oh, for shame...

Edit: This has been posted from a secret location where I have no control over time or space, so please keep Garland's open until he's done. Thank you.

Anyway, here goes.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 01)</font> What is your REAL name?
Paul

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 02)</font> What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online: Seifer, Mister Seifer, Seiffy
Offline: I don't have a nickname offline.


<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 03)</font> What is your Birthday and current Age?
04/27/86, and I'm currently 17.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 04)</font> Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
I'll leave it at Pennsylvania in the USA, thanks.:p

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 05)</font> What is your height and weight(weight is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
Height: 5'8", Weight: 130 lbs.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 06)</font> What color are your eyes and your hair?
I say grey, then some say green, and then some say blue. I personally think they're grey when I compare them to a color table.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 07)</font> What is your favorite color?
Blue.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 08)</font> What is your favorite food or meal?
I'll take a hamburger any day of the week.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 09)</font> What are your hobbies and/or interests?
Well, I like abusing my cats, abusing other small animals, anime, chasing 8-year-olds into ponds, chasing 8-year-olds who can't swim into ponds, computers of course, watching TV and movies, listening to music, peeing in friends' sinks, peeing on their floor, sticking a bunch of fresh cut grass into a toilet paper tube and smoking it right after, stuff, not milk, tossing molotov cocktails under cars, wearing birthday suit on Halloween, watching to people's faces when they open the door, women, and that's just a short list of what interests me.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 10)</font> Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
I have a 15 year old sister.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 11)</font> What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
Student?

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 12)</font> What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Jeans and a t-shirt? I just wear normal clothes. I don't disregard style completely, though.:D

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 13)</font> What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
I mostly listen to normal rock with some hard rock scattered throughout. I'll listen to just about anything, though, as long as it's not modern country. Of course, I'm not all to fond of rap, either, but I'll give it a chance sometimes.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 14)</font> What is your favorite band/group/singer?
Guns N' Roses. I also like Queen a bit, and I think I'm starting to like Brand New. :{

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 15)</font> How many languages do you speak and what are they?
I technically speak only English, but I do understand a bit of Spanish.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 16)</font> Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Nope, I'm afraid. Well, not really.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 17)</font> If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Quality Meat: Because all the girls want me. Actually, that's most likely a lie, but I'm also a dreamer if you didn't know by now. xd

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 18)</font> If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
Planet of the s3x0rs. Or just the planet where you have lots a sex, and VD doesn't exist. Yeah, that'd be good. I'd get to have lots of sex. Umm, sorry if I've offended any of you. =x

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 19)</font> What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
I've always wanted to be a voice actor. I just think it'd be a cool job, doing voices for characters in anime and games and whatnot.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 20)</font> What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
Masturbation--Wait, that's not it...My friends, yes, my friends.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 21)</font> What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
Lose my virginity, most likely.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 22)</font> If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
I'd naturally say a girlfriend, but that'd be cliche, so I'll say all of the anime I ever wanted.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 23)</font> Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
She'll probably never find this place, let alone this thread, but I'll just leave it at I have a crush on some girl.(offline)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 24)</font> What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
I don't think any one moment has been happier than another, but I don't tend to think about it. I guess I could say it was back when I with Kat. xD It feels good to have someone else. Even if it was an online thing.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 25)</font> What do you think others think of you?
I think they like me for the most part, maybe even feel a little admiration at times, but they would never tell it to my face. That's what it seems like, because I hear different thing from people indirectly, and much to my surprise, they're good.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 26)</font> What do you feel your best trait is?
My overall niceness and understandment towards others. Not a trait you'd usually find in a male, if I may say so.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 27)</font> What do you think your worst trait is?
I don't speak up enough.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 28)</font> Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
In a house somewhere, probably all alone and in front of a computer. I'll most likely have a career in computers, anyway.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 29)</font> Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
In a house big enough for my needs, preferably not alone.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 30)</font> What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Comedy.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 31)</font> What is your favorite movie?
<strike>Debbie Does Dalls</strike>Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' On Heaven's Door. It is not "The Movie," dammit! >:O

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 32)</font> What is your favorite television show?
Cowboy Bebop, apparently. 'Cept that's when it was still on. I have the DVD set anyway.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 33)</font> What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
Final Fantasy VI or Final Fantasy VII. Whenever I play one or the other, I like it best. Viscious cycle. It's not like that with the other FFs, though. Just those two.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 34)</font> What is your favorite game?
Porn Maker 2000. Well, in reality...a non-FF title would be Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 35)</font> How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I was looking for end screenshots of FFVIII, and found this site, which had a whole bunch.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 36)</font> Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I just do. It was pretty much the first community I was ever part of. First thing I was involved with since I got the internet, for that matter.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 37)</font> What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
I don't really know what's meant by "feature," but I'll take it as contests and what not. I'd say Mr. EoFF is my favorite, seeing as that's the only thing I've ever succeeded in at EoFF.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 38)</font> What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
General Chat is the only one I really post in, so GC it is.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 39)</font> The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
...Soda.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 40)</font> Is there anything else that you would like to add?
No, you may not touch and/or squeeze my bootylicious arse, and no, you may not have my underwear. I've always wished to put a piece of dried dog doo inside of my mailbox on April Fools day and put the flag up. Do you think it would get sent if I put a stamp on it? I doubt it, but it's worth a try, right? I also had to rewrite this whole damned thing because my computer came unplugged. I really love spending my time filling stuff out twice, and in the wee hours of the morning. Sheesh. Just love me, okay?!

So, you like abusing cats, eh? How many do you have...or do you not really have any so you maybe have to go out of your way to find the neighbours cats? Why did you pick cats over dogs?

Do you like pie?

What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...EoFF?
...this world?

What do you think of the thread title?

Are you saddened by the fact that this is the last Eyes on YOU?

If you were taking a multiple choice test, and you didn't know the answer to a question, and the choices were a, b, c, and d, what would you put as your answer?

Do you have cooties? o.o;

Who would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Ever play any card games?
Don't you agree that Seifer is the coolest FF character ever, WAAAY cooler the Sephiroth?

What are your two favourite foods?

If you had to forgo one of those foods for the rest of eternity, which would it be?

Can I get an amen?

Is revenge a dish best served hot or cold?

What the best flavour of nachos?

So, you like abusing cats, eh?
Yes, it's so much fun. But really, I don't really do it, I just say I do. There's only one cat I pick on, mainly because all of the other cats pick on him too.

How many do you have...or do you not really have any so you maybe have to go out of your way to find the neighbours cats?
I have a total of...*drumroll*...6 cats! I don't think any of my neighbors really have cats anymore. Oh, I know! They can have ours.

Why did you pick cats over dogs?
I pick cats over dogs because dogs are really dumb, and it would kind of be cruel to constantly abuse an animal that has no idea what's going on. Ever.

Do you like pie?
Yes, I like pie very much.

What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...EoFF?
This one is tough...probably because there's only a few people who know I exist, and I don't do much here. Maybe the Mr. EoFF thing? That's all I have. xP

...this world?
Being the greatest teacher who ever lived! Maybe...

What do you think of the thread title?
I think truer words could not be spoken.

Are you saddened by the fact that this is the last Eyes on YOU?
Yes, and no. It's kind of sad that it will go(for a while), but it is also an honor to be the last in the second series. Then again, that's just the way it went. =P

If you were taking a multiple choice test, and you didn't know the answer to a question, and the choices were a, b, c, and d, what would you put as your answer?
I would put...b. B is usually the answer. If not b, then c. But I go with b.


Do you have cooties? o.o;
Yes, but they're only harmful to you. =P

Who would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Ever play any card games?
Don't you agree that Seifer is the coolest FF character ever, WAAAY cooler the Sephiroth?
Neither. I'd come out victorious after punting them over the Hoover Dam.
None, I just broke them.
Yes. Black Jack, Arsehole, Rummy, etc.
No, not ever, but better than Sephiroth.

What are your two favourite foods?

Feathers and angle iron. I'd choose angle iron. Okay, really. Hamburgers and chicken (chicken patty, chicken nuggets/tenders/fingers, chicken breasts, you know...chicken).

If you had to forgo one of those foods for the rest of eternity, which would it be?
And I'd have to choose chicken, because most things taste like it anyway, so there's no getting bored with the flavor. Chicken skin also rocks.

Can I get an amen?
Drop your pants first.

Is revenge a dish best served hot or cold?
Revenge is better served with an anvil, if I may say so myself. Umm, cold steel! Cold.

What the best flavour of nachos?
Umm...nacho?

If you were to stumble across an attractive man who was so attractive you found him attractive and he asked for your phone number and you were dumbfounded by his attractiveness and looked down at his ----- but then he noticed that you were looking and started making out with you right in public .... *takes a deep breath*.... and he finally asks you for your phone number even though you dont really know what's really happening and you must be thinking you're seriously drunk but yet still calm woudl you even dare to give him your phone number and say that yes i'm gay and i love your arse?

Originally posted by Kami
If you were to stumble across an attractive man who was so attractive you found him attractive and he asked for your phone number and you were dumbfounded by his attractiveness and looked down at his ----- but then he noticed that you were looking and started making out with you right in public .... *takes a deep breath*.... and he finally asks you for your phone number even though you dont really know what's really happening and you must be thinking you're seriously drunk but yet still calm woudl you even dare to give him your phone number and say that yes i'm gay and i love your arse?

...?

...Be...cause she's made of wood?

No.