TheAbominatrix commands her evil army of kinky death robots to destroy Eyes on You!

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 01:06 AM
PLEASE do NOT close the previous Eyes on You until Shiva has answered all her questions. Thank you.


Sidenote: Yes I've tweaked my answers many times now, cause I have the power. I begged you to look at mine first! I begged you! *sobs*

01) What is your REAL name?
Ashley Corinne Mugley

02) What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online: Abs, Abom, Aboma, Trix, Trixy, Bomb, Mugley, Mugs, Ash, Ashy.
Offline: Mugley, Ash, Ass, Ashy, Ash-hole, Mashy, Smashley, Poo-poo Heady Butt, Boo-boo, Ashley Bubbas Lynn, Woodstock, Woody, Mad M, MCA, Mommy, Assy-face.

03) What is your Birthday and current Age?
June 26, 1983 and 20.

04) Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
Riverside, CA, USA.

05) What is your Height and Weight(weight is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
5'11 1/2", 135 (roughly).

06) What color are your eyes and your hair?
blue and black (dyed, blonde naturally).

07) What is your favorite color?
Black, pink, and red.

08) What is your favorite food or meal?
Shrimp fettuchini, steak, lobster, Mexican food. I'm a cheap date though, really. Or at least, I try to be.

09) What are your hobbies and/or interests?
Text based RP, punk shows/music, video games, wandering around town at strange hours, dumpster diving, circle pits, staging diving, crowd sufing, my 'band' The Fugitive Cocks, weekends with my boyfriend, street teaming for Swindle and The Scarred, yelling at strangers from cars, studying history.

10) Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
Half-sister Corinne, 31 and two step brothers, Danny and Davey (15 and 14). Oh and I have a pretend brother Trent, who is 19.

11) What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
Nothing, I may be doing some modeling on the side though. Suicide Girls, maybe.

12) What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Black band shirts and plaid pants or skirts, plus my skull scarf for my head and my jean vest with my patches and buttons. I'm still working on 'rebuilding' my jacket, even since a certain cat of mine pissed on it.

13) What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Real punk rock (not that GC/Sum41/Avril crap), but I like almost everything. Except country and hip-hop/rap. There's a random song here and there for those genres that I enjoy, but overall it's crap. Lately I've been getting more and more into Native American music, both chanting and the instrumentals. It's so soothing... I just wish I could find music from the tribe my ancestors were from.

14) What is your favorite band/group/singer?
The Beatles, The Adicts, The Boredoms, Mad Capsule Markets, Shiina Ringo, Narcoleptic Youth, The Doors, GBH, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, The Skulls, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, I Hate You When You're Pregnant, Aquabats, Five Iron Frenzy, Devo, Primus, Led Zeppelin... like I could choose just one?

15) How many languages do you speak and what are they?
1, English. I can speak small bits of German, French, Japanese, and Spainish, the last two the most, but none of its anything I could make a conversation from.

16) Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Yes, a lot of people. It was fun. Except one, who was really creepy, it wasnt anyone from here though. From here I've met BatChao, Mr. Rocko, Gau/m4tt, and Kildarre/Knox... and for a few brief, sleepy minutes, Loony BoB. I currently see Gau every weekend, for the lovins. :love: And of course, ShlupQuack and ButThePoncho, but I knew them long before I came here, Shlup from jr. high and Poncho through her. I went to elementary school and jr. high with Fush Tylon, too.

17) If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Super monkey, because well... I couldnt think of anything better

18) If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
I'm not sure, really. Maybe somewhere like England or Japan. Wherever I am, as long as those I care about are with me, I'm happy. San Diego is looking really good, I love beach cities, it has a great venue, and Matty of course. Oh and one of the bands I street team for is down there!

19) What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
A teacher or an actress... a superhero, idealy.

20) What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
Jesus Christ, really. My friends, my family, my boyfriend. And I know that's more than one, but bite me, I own you.

21) What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
I dunno. I like making people happy though... so something to do with that.

22) If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
Well there's the mandatory world peace stuff, but I'd like a billion dollars so I could spend it on all my buddies and my parents and feed homeless types and give them a house and stuff!

23) Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
I was in love once, with a guy named Matt (not Gau, Mariachi, or any of the five thousand Matt's here). And I'm currently in love with a Matt, and this time it's Gau/m4tt. Weird. I've had plenty of crushes over my lifetime, though.

24) What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
Most any time with my real friends. I cant really pinpoint just one. Hanging out with some of you nerds in chat really makes me happy. My weekends are very happy these days... well, all my days are. I'm an optimist, I guess. Optomotrist! If I had to single out one time... when I was baptized with my cousins, my mom, and my aunt and uncle. I felt so unbelievably happy when I came out of the water. I danced!

25) What do you think others think of you?
Well they probably think I'm loud and annoying. I suppose someone would have to ask other people what they think, I certainly dont know.

26) What do you feel your best trait is?
My sense of humor, and those rare times when I'm really warm and gentle.

27) What do you think your worst trait is?
My crass attitude towards people I perceive as stupid or slutty.

28) Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
Working through the last legs of college

29) Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
Working as an actress, ideally. Married or engaged, happily.

30) What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Comedy, some action.

31) What is your favorite movie?
So many... I guess Yellow Submarine, Help!, A Hard Day's Night, Alice's Resturaunt, The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, Star Wars II and IV - VI, both LotRs, both Harry Potters, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Sailormoon R and SuperS, Death and Rebirth, and Pirates of the Caribean, to name a few.

32) What is your favorite television show?
The Simpsons, Farscape, M*A*S*H (only the Henry/Trapper episodes), Dharma and Greg, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, The Sunday Night Sex Show, Iron Chef, That 70's Show, Excel Saga, Sailormoon, and most everything on the comedy nights of Adult Swim. Man, I miss cable. I wont even get into all the anime I love.

33) What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
VI, IV being a close second.

34) What is your favorite game?
Final Fantasy VI

35) How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Through ShlupQuack. She was on me about coming here for a while. I joined, but was kinda intimidated by the large size so I stopped posting. Then I met everyone at 20 Minutes from Mills Day and I felt a lot more comfortable, plus I had to come back to brag about how cool I am.

36) Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
It's fun, most of the people are awesome, and I have a lot of friends/acquiantances here.

37) What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
Bleys' crotch was the best, and I enjoy chat immensly.

38) What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
World Events, even though it's usually dead.

39) The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Soda!

40) Is there anything else that you would like to add?
One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little peices of paper. At the end of the day the teacher said "Class, I'd like you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo, I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek, eek." I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said "I told you, never trust a monkey!" The end.

m4tt
10-05-2003, 03:31 AM
how YOU doin? :joey:

Erdrick Holmes
10-05-2003, 03:34 AM
Can I have a dollar?
Who do you think would win out of a fight between a dog and a monkey?
What are your thoughts on the remake on the Texas Chainsaw Massicre Movie?

Big D
10-05-2003, 03:42 AM
M*A*S*H (only the Henry/Trapper episodes)Hmm. Personally, I thought Hawkeye and Trapper were a little too alike. Hunnicut, with his different lifestyle and experiences, made for better contrast. Still, Trap was good value while he lasted, and Henry Blake was a very 'human' leader.

m4tt
10-05-2003, 03:50 AM
Are you jealous because Kyle said I was a better Jedi than you?

Do I get to see you next weekend?

Strider
10-05-2003, 04:15 AM
How much less/more cool am I, compared to your man over there?

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 06:14 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
how YOU doin? :joey:

Quite well, thank you. I'm actually a little full.

Can I have a dollar?
Who do you think would win out of a fight between a dog and a monkey?
What are your thoughts on the remake on the Texas Chainsaw Massicre Movie?

Probably.
Depends. Most likely the monkey, especially if he's rabid.
I dunno. It looks scary, but I prefer old horror movies simply for the cheese fest. I may go see it now that I have someone to shamelessly cling to.

Hmm. Personally, I thought Hawkeye and Trapper were a little too alike. Hunnicut, with his different lifestyle and experiences, made for better contrast. Still, Trap was good value while he lasted, and Henry Blake was a very 'human' leader.

Well for one I have a shamelessly large crush on Trapper, and while I did like the contrast between BJ and Hawkeye, overall their jokes were pretty lame. I loved Henry, how human he was, what a silly man he was. His last episode kills me every time. The seasons after Henry and Trap lost a lot of stuff, like the Frank/Hot Lips relationship, and I miss that. Plus Margret lightened up, which while it was good charcter development, it just wasnt as fun as when Trap and Hawkeye would give her a hard time. And when Frank left, that was the serious end for me. Poor Frank.

Are you jealous because Kyle said I was a better Jedi than you?

Do I get to see you next weekend?

You New Republic Jedi dont know crap. I was raised a Jedi, fool! Besides, Jedi dont get jealous, and when you learn the names of all the cuts and the proper ones to use, then you can talk.

Unless I'm still sick, yeah. I dont think I will be though.

How much less/more cool am I, compared to your man over there?

I'd say you're pretty close to eachother in coolness, but in different ways. You cant touch me like he does :p

Misfit
10-05-2003, 06:18 AM
Did you ever find your pet sloth? =D

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by Misfit
Did you ever find your pet sloth? =D

Yes, he was apparantly hiding in my freezer the whole time, trying to start a family with a box of pizza. Then I ate the pizza. And now he's sad.

Meow
10-05-2003, 06:49 AM
Woud you rather be <b>spectacular</b>, or <b>fabulous</b>?

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 06:55 AM
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
Woud you rather be <b>spectacular</b>, or <b>fabulous</b>?

Hmm... can I be speculous? Or maybe fabucular? If so, I wanna be fabucular!

Meow
10-05-2003, 06:57 AM
How about fantabulous? i'm particularly fond of that one.

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by Blanco Meow
How about fantabulous? i'm particularly fond of that one.

Hmm... I concur. The motion passes. I am fantabulous.

Weee! :D

m4tt
10-05-2003, 07:26 AM
Will you teach me the ways of the jedi since I know oh so little?

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
Will you teach me the ways of the jedi since I know oh so little?

I'll teach you how to handle your sabre, baby. Hehe.

Maybe I'll school you. It depends. If you dont mind getting your ass handed to you in duels... hmm...

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-05-2003, 07:54 AM
Hey. What's up?

call me!

im not gay

how cool am I on a scale of alot to insane?

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
Hey. What's up?

call me!

im not gay

how cool am I on a scale of alot to insane?

Not much. Gearin up for some RP, gonna go pee... pee pee...

Maybe I will when my throat is feeling better.

Sure you arent. :rolleyes2

Insanealottacool!

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-05-2003, 08:03 AM
imma call you tomorroe
kay?

do you prefer safty glasses or mangos?

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
imma call you tomorroe
kay?

do you prefer safty glasses or mangos?

K. Just make sure I'm up and all, if you wake me up I'm not a good conversationalist. My friend just got back from Iraq and I was like "Uh huh. I need sleep, bye."

Safety hats, really. But mangos in this case. I have mango shower gel and lotion and bubble bath! oooo!

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-05-2003, 08:19 AM
I said safety GLASSES

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
I said safety GLASSES

I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID! I like Safety HATS. Safety hats are cooler than mangos. But Safety GLASSES are less cool. But still cool. I need to wear a pair everyday.

m4tt
10-05-2003, 08:48 AM
Have I told you lately that I love you? *sap*

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
Have I told you lately that I love you? *sap*

Yep. I dont mind hearing it again, though. Watch out for Spiff.

m4tt
10-05-2003, 08:58 AM
I fear no spiff. He never said he'd drop the thing on me, just on you if YOU got sappy. So I win?

jonai
10-05-2003, 09:04 AM
When is the theird one coming jedi academy

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
I fear no spiff. He never said he'd drop the thing on me, just on you if YOU got sappy. So I win?

Oh. Well dammit.

When is the theird one coming jedi academy

How the damn should I know? Do I look like George Lucas to you?

jonai
10-05-2003, 09:20 AM
You might have read it somewhere i du know ya know!

Doomgaze
10-05-2003, 09:38 AM
Do you like Safety Dances?

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Doomgaze
Do you like Safety Dances?

Indeed. It's one of my favorite dances ever. When I dance the Safety Dance, I always make sure I have my trusty midget at my side, and I like to look at my pants as well.

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-05-2003, 09:50 AM
im eating a hot dog

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
im eating a hot dog

Is that a cryptic way of telling me you're involved in a sexual act?

I don't like hot dogs much. Every now and then they're good, but mostly ew.

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-05-2003, 10:29 AM
btw
<img src=http://spacemansp.homestead.com/files/jetengine.JPG alt="omg owchiez!" sed teh ashly!>

TheAbominatrix
10-05-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
btw
<img src=http://spacemansp.homestead.com/files/jetengine.JPG alt="omg owchiez!" sed teh ashly!>

BEST PICTURE EVAR!!

And hey, I was behaving myself! Wasnt I?

I'm gonna use that in a sig one of these days.

HOOTERS
10-05-2003, 05:44 PM
If you could be any type of southern hairy-nosed wombat, what would yo be?

Strider
10-05-2003, 07:24 PM
You do realize, of course, that the Braves are going to lose today. My Giants can't be alone in their misery!
Do you prefer using Tylenol or Advil?

Peegee
10-05-2003, 09:17 PM
Do I exist?
How do you know for certain?
Who are you?
Um.....pie?
Sie mögen Torte?
¿usted tienen gusto de la empanada?
vous aiment le pâté en croûte ?
yes/no?

Leeza
10-06-2003, 12:54 AM
Is m4tt a good kisser? :)

What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...EoFF?
...this world?

m4tt
10-06-2003, 01:11 AM
Yeah, am I a good kisser? :joey:

And if not, how can I improve? :p

bennator
10-06-2003, 02:15 AM
Why do you smell so bad?

What's it like to have a robot army?

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by HOOTERS
If you could be any type of southern hairy-nosed wombat, what would yo be?

I would be an evolved business-man wombat and run a company that makes tiny suits for dogs.

You do realize, of course, that the Braves are going to lose today. My Giants can't be alone in their misery!
Do you prefer using Tylenol or Advil?

And YOU do realize, of course, that now you've jinxed them and if they do lose (they may already have finished, since I just woke up) I will destroy you, right?

Advil, just because we have so much of it. My mom works at a doctor's office, and the Advil guy always brings us a big box of 'samples'.

Do I exist?
How do you know for certain?
Who are you?
Um.....pie?
Sie mögen Torte?
¿usted tienen gusto de la empanada?
vous aiment le pâté en croûte ?
yes/no?

Yes.
I have a camera embedded in the ceiling above your bed.
The great wombat of business atire.
Pumpkin, please.
Yes.
El gato es muyo delisioso.
Que a quope (I know I butchered that) le fromage?
Maybe.

Is m4tt a good kisser? :)

What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...EoFF?
...this world?

Very. He kisses just the way I like.

Hmm... when I leave here, I'd like to be remembered for my fun exploits in chat, especially the times when Ally and I discuss female menstration to the point where Spiff has to leave.

The world? Well I'd like to be remember as a kind person and a good friend. And the first wombat to make dog-suits. :D

Yeah, am I a good kisser? :joey:

And if not, how can I improve? :p

Yes. And the only thing you need to fix is not pressing in so hard. Just relaaaax. Smooooth. :love:

Why do you smell so bad?

What's it like to have a robot army?

Lack of proper bathing, hanging out with too many crust punks, and using strange and stinky products in my hair all add up for a rank smell.

Well it's useful for taking care of business, if you know what I mean. Once I was stood up for a date, and the robot army took care of that. I'd much rather be in command of the Ska Robot Army though, because they have a bitchin theme song.

m4tt
10-06-2003, 03:05 AM
When is sadie gonna be my dog again?

do you think I will look okay with a goatee?

I hope the braves win, do you?

Strider
10-06-2003, 03:07 AM
If the Cubs win and I gloat to you and eest, how do you plan on destroying me?

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
When is sadie gonna be my dog again?

do you think I will look okay with a goatee?

I hope the braves win, do you?

If she ever becomes un-cute.

I dunno. Try it. If I don't like it, you'll know :D

I hope to God the Braves win. If they win the series this year, I will piss myself in happiness.

If the Cubs win and I gloat to you and eest, how do you plan on destroying me?

Well I'll start off by breaking your knees with a corked bat, then I'll cut off your ear and send it to your girlfriend. Then, I'll pull out every hair on your body individually, and finish with a super villin-esque slow descent into sulfuric acid.

Strider
10-06-2003, 03:14 AM
Are you sure you don't have connections with the Mafia? Or is it just from the years of stalking various people that you already have this planned out in. . .painful detail. . . ;_;

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 03:19 AM
Originally posted by El Mariachi
Are you sure you don't have connections with the Mafia? Or is it just from the years of stalking various people that you already have this planned out in. . .painful detail. . . ;_;

A little from column A, a little from column B....

m4tt
10-06-2003, 03:23 AM
Is that what would of happened to me if I didn't ask you out? :eek:

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
Is that what would of happened to me if I didn't ask you out? :eek:

You didnt ask me out, you invited me to your house as 'friends' and ended up groping me. And no, I only get this rabid when it comes to things like baseball. And anime. And video games. And music. Silly.

Strider
10-06-2003, 03:34 AM
You don't get rabid over Matt? Huh.

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by El Mariachi
You don't get rabid over Matt? Huh.

Nope. Everything about him makes me happy. :love:

m4tt
10-06-2003, 03:36 AM
Well I kind of asked you out. I just uhh took the long way around. Hidden intentions ya know? Or would you rather of me done otherwise? :p

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 03:38 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
Well I kind of asked you out. I just uhh took the long way around. Hidden intentions ya know? Or would you rather of me done otherwise? :p

*shrugs* How should I know?

m4tt
10-06-2003, 03:41 AM
Because ahh... uhh.. yes!

Where do you want to go this weekend?

Strider
10-06-2003, 03:41 AM
Is there any way I can prepare for death?

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
Because ahh... uhh.. yes!

Where do you want to go this weekend?

Um... I dunno. Better reserve us a place to stay somewhere, its easier that way.

Is there any way I can prepare for death?

Write out your will and say goodbye to your loved ones.

m4tt
10-06-2003, 03:48 AM
Well that's why I wanted to know if you wanted to go anywhere, so we could be somewhere close-like. Wanna go to disneyland? :p

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 03:53 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
Well that's why I wanted to know if you wanted to go anywhere, so we could be somewhere close-like. Wanna go to disneyland? :p

I dont have the money for that :p

Peegee
10-06-2003, 04:45 AM
Do you think m4tt is secretly showing off by asking you personal questions about your plans?

Am I hotter than he is (*whisper* yes I am :D)?

Ich mag Torte, yes?

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by Pureghetto
Do you think m4tt is secretly showing off by asking you personal questions about your plans?

Am I hotter than he is (*whisper* yes I am :D)?

Ich mag Torte, yes?

Wouldnt you, if you were him? And no, I told him to ask me lots of questions!

If you are, then you must be Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom or Anakin Skywalker or John Crichton. *ahem*

Yes.

m4tt
10-06-2003, 04:55 AM
What would I be showing off? Psh.

Do you think PG is still mad at me for "stealing his girl"? :p

Strider
10-06-2003, 04:56 AM
So then. . . time to die?

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
What would I be showing off? Psh.

Do you think PG is still mad at me for "stealing his girl"? :p

Of course. Everyone's mad at you for that.

So then. . . time to die?

You're already dead, you just don't know it yet.

Doomgaze
10-06-2003, 06:20 AM
<img src = "http://www.druid.net/~linda/carrey1.jpg">
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY COW!

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-06-2003, 06:29 AM
CUBS WIN
CUBS WIN
CUBS WIN

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 06:38 AM
*curls up into a fetal position and cries like a two year old*

Strider
10-06-2003, 06:40 AM
Kill me. You'll feel better. And you know you want to because I've been talkin' so much smack.

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by El Mariachi
Kill me. You'll feel better. And you know you want to because I've been talkin' so much smack.

*too busy CRYING*

Wind Shear
10-06-2003, 06:57 AM
I ask a question as I did it to RikkuYuna89 before but with a little bit of variation. If you don't know yet, here's the question.

If an army of sexual perverts attempts to invade your country, what do you do? Welcome them or fight against then?

If you fight against them, will you join the armed forces? If yes, what in military service you want to join? Army, Navy, Air Force or the Marines (It depends on where the Marines are belong to. In my case, in Philippines, it is part of the Navy)?

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 07:03 AM
Originally posted by Wind Shear
I ask a question as I did it to RikkuYuna89 before but with a little bit of variation. If you don't know yet, here's the question.

If an army of sexual perverts attempts to invade your country, what do you do? Welcome them or fight against then?

If you fight against them, will you join the armed forces? If yes, what in military service you want to join? Army, Navy, Air Force or the Marines (It depends on where the Marines are belong to. In my case, in Philippines, it is part of the Navy)?

Sexual perversion doesnt bother me, unless they're raping people. Some of my very best friends are perverts.

(The Marines are technically part of the Navy here, as well). I wouldnt join the military at all. I wouldnt fight, I wouldnt kill anyone, especially over something that silly. I was in the Army for a short time, and it's the devil. If I had to join something, it'd be the Air Force.

Wind Shear
10-06-2003, 07:10 AM
Okay. Next Question.

Have you ever met a Filipino?

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by Wind Shear
Okay. Next Question.

Have you ever met a Filipino?

I'm sure I have, but I usually do ask where their family comes from when I meet them.

Wind Shear
10-06-2003, 07:24 AM
Question number three. (Am I hosting a quiz show?)

I saw your picture via EoFF Album (of course), and it shows that you are so punky girl. So, what hairstyle was that?

Another thing is you are double-jointed. Is it true?

TheAbominatrix
10-06-2003, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by Wind Shear
Question number three. (Am I hosting a quiz show?)

I saw your picture via EoFF Album (of course), and it shows that you are so punky girl. So, what hairstyle was that?

Another thing is you are double-jointed. Is it true?

Those are called Liberty Spikes, both because they're as thick as the spikes on the crowd of the Statue of Liberty, and as something of a flippant reference to the government. It takes a lot of egg whites (or glue, or Jello), hairspray, and patience.

Yes, my fingers can do the things in that picture of them, bend at all knuckles and joints, and I can make my thumb touch the back of my wrist. I was born like that.

Flying Mullet
10-06-2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by TheAbominatrix
Yes, my fingers can do the things in that picture of them, bend at all knuckles and joints, and I can make my thumb touch the back of my wrist. I was born like that.
Can you lick your elbow?

m4tt
10-06-2003, 11:52 PM
She can lick my elbow ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 02:31 AM
Can you lick your elbow?

Nope, but I've spent many a giggling night trying with my buddies.


She can lick my elbow ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

What, is that kinky or something?

7.23 pounds. Exactly.

m4tt
10-07-2003, 02:42 AM
It's uhh just uhh weird. I dunno :(

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by m4tt
It's uhh just uhh weird. I dunno :(

Hehe, I kid because I love :love:

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-07-2003, 07:29 AM
I'M NOT GAY.

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
I'M NOT GAY.

Just keep telling yourself that, and maybe the feelings will go away.

Strider
10-07-2003, 07:34 AM
If you're the Sexy Headhunter Babe, what does that make Matt?
What does it make me?
What does it make Spiff?
How about everyone else?

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by El Mariachi
If you're the Sexy Headhunter Babe, what does that make Matt?
What does it make me?
What does it make Spiff?
How about everyone else?

Boyfriend of a Sexy Headhunter Babe.
Manager of a Sexy Headhunter Babe.
Homosexual buddy of a Sexy Headhunter Babe.
Minions, admirers, and harem members of a Sexy Headhunter Babe.

Zell's Fists of Fury
10-07-2003, 07:49 AM
:aimmad:

Wind Shear
10-07-2003, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
I'M NOT GAY.
:|
I think he's not.


Anyway, another wave of questions.

1. Have you learned the art of self-defense TheAbominatrix? If you did, what is it?

2. Where is Iligan City specifically found?

3. Have you learned the Filipino culture? If you did, what is it?

4. What is your favorite punk hairstyle?

5. What's your religious affiliation?

6. How do you deal the racists?

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
:aimmad:

:love:

1. Have you learned the art of self-defense TheAbominatrix? If you did, what is it?

2. Where is Iligan City specifically found?

3. Have you learned the Filipino culture? If you did, what is it?

4. What is your favorite punk hairstyle?

5. What's your religious affiliation?

6. How do you deal the racists?

I took Karate for a year when I was young and a little bit of Kung Fu a few years back. I don't find them useful, because it takes a long time to be able to use them without thinking. When I fight, I just do whatever. Hit, kick, the usual. I prefer not to fight, though.

No clue.

Nope.

On boys: mohawk. On girls: tri-hawk (three mohawks, one down the middle, one down each side of teh head)

Christian.

I usually just roll my eyes and ignore them. However, if they try and hurt someone (which is technically a biggot, but whatever) or insult them, then I'll be in there defending them. There's a lot of big punk/skinhead brawls around, and the only time I've been a part of one was pulling a skin girl off a punk girl and making sure she was okay.

Wind Shear
10-07-2003, 10:13 AM
Wind Shear: Have you learned the art of self-defense TheAbominatrix? If you did, what is it?

TheAbominatrix: I took Karate for a year when I was young and a little bit of Kung Fu a few years back. I don't find them useful, because it takes a long time to be able to use them without thinking. When I fight, I just do whatever. Hit, kick, the usual. I prefer not to fight, though.
Uhuh...

Wind Shear: Where is Iligan City specifically found?
TheAbominatrix: No clue.
It's in the province of Lanao del Norte, island of Minadanao, Philippines. Check the map.

Wind Shear: Have you learned the Filipino culture? If you did, what is it?
TheAbominatrix: Nope.
I understand.

Wind Shear: What is your favorite punk hairstyle?
TheAbominatrix: On boys: mohawk. On girls: tri-hawk (three mohawks, one down the middle, one down each side of teh head)
Cool!

Wind Shear: What's your religious affiliation?
TheAbominatrix: Christian.
Err... Are you a Roman Catholic, Protestant or something?

Wind Shear: How do you deal the racists?
TheAbominatrix: I usually just roll my eyes and ignore them. However, if they try and hurt someone (which is technically a biggot, but whatever) or insult them, then I'll be in there defending them. There's a lot of big punk/skinhead brawls around, and the only time I've been a part of one was pulling a skin girl off a punk girl and making sure she was okay.
Uhuh...

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 10:24 AM
I'm just plain Christian. I go to church every now and then, usually when I'm visiting my mom. I guess 'born again' would be the closest thing. *shrugs*

Yoshix
10-07-2003, 10:36 AM
I have nothing intresting to say so, Who do you thinks cooler Joel or Spiff?

Wind Shear
10-07-2003, 10:36 AM
Born again, in Holy Spirit. Oh yeah! ;)

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by yoshi x
I have nothing intresting to say so, Who do you thinks cooler Joel or Spiff?

Spiff, by far. Spiff is ultra-cool.

Born again, in Holy Spirit. Oh yeah! ;)

:D

Yoshix
10-07-2003, 10:43 AM
Wow, I think Joel's cooler, cause he's got his own forum and stuff. What do you think of all these people who call you "mainstream" just cause you like ac/dc or something?

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by yoshi x
Wow, I think Joel's cooler, cause he's got his own forum and stuff. What do you think of all these people who call you "mainstream" just cause you like ac/dc or something?

Yeah I have my own forum for business in the RP game I'm in. It takes two seconds to make one. And Spiff talks about more than meat.

I was done with labels when I left high school. People think and do what they want, and if they think I'm a crap eating monkey from Guam, more power to them. I hate labels.

m4tt
10-07-2003, 03:34 PM
Which is better, strawberry nutri-grain bars or apple cinnamon?

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by m4tt
Which is better, strawberry nutri-grain bars or apple cinnamon?

Strawberry, by far. I'm not a big fan of apple-anything. Blueberry is good too, as is mixed berry.

m4tt
10-07-2003, 03:42 PM
'kay *gets strawberry outta the big box*

chocolate syrup or regular syrup? :p

bennator
10-07-2003, 03:42 PM
So what's it like being a carp eating monkey from Guam?

Do you like cheescake?

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by m4tt
'kay *gets strawberry outta the big box*

chocolate syrup or regular syrup? :p

Chocolate.

So what's it like being a carp eating monkey from Guam?

Do you like cheescake?

It can be difficult, I get bothered by fans all the time, I cant go anywhere without screaming fanpeople following me and trying to rip my clothes off.

I love cheesecake. Adore it. Especially chocolate covered or strawberry. Yummy.

Flying Mullet
10-07-2003, 04:00 PM
If you were stuck on a desert island with only one type of food to throw at Spiff, what would it be?

If you were stuck on a desert island with only one type of liquid to throw at El Mariachi, what would it be?

Are these the best questions ever or what(If you answer "what" you only get half points because that's the easy smart-ass response :p)?

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by The Dude
If you were stuck on a desert island with only one type of food to throw at Spiff, what would it be?

If you were stuck on a desert island with only one type of liquid to throw at El Mariachi, what would it be?

Are these the best questions ever or what(If you answer "what" you only get half points because that's the easy smart-ass response :p)?

Hmm... I'd have to say raw meat. Just slabs of steak. That way they'd stick to his bare back and sliiiiide down nice and slow. (Of course he'd be shirtless, I'd have stolen his clothes for material to make myself a pretty dress!)

Anti-freeze. Cant say I know why.

Sure, if you replace 'best' with 'suckiest', and 'ever' with 'suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked'.

Kidding, I loved them. :p

Flying Mullet
10-07-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by TheAbominatrix in another thread
Why do you get cooler questions that me?

Do you want cooler questions?

What's your favorite flavor of ice?

North or South Pole?

Sherbert or Sorbet?

Mittins or Gloves?

If you were living in Antartica, which dance would you teach the penguins?

TheAbominatrix
10-07-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by The Dude
Do you want cooler questions?

What's your favorite flavor of ice?

North or South Pole?

Sherbert or Sorbet?

Mittins or Gloves?

If you were living in Antartica, which dance would you teach the penguins?

Yes!

Red, because it's made of the blood of babies.

Westside.

Sherbert Hoover.

Gloves.

The dance of DEATH. I HATE PENGUINS!

Loony BoB
10-07-2003, 06:01 PM
*moves* :) (for the sake of a hundredth post in the thread - nobody likes a 99'er).

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