The Freddy Kreuger of freaky sex dreams himself, Knox has arrived to kill Eyes on You

NO MORE APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED. Any other questions can be sent to me, and I'll be happy to answer. (Yes, I know most of you know by now, but not everyone has figured it out yet.)

01) What is your REAL name?
Paul Eugene Reynell Noztoff, for full. Paul Knox works too.

02) What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online:
Man, I dunno. I've got a million. Princess Knox, Knoxywox, Jox, Ziranath, Kildarre, Xiang-Wei, Paulie, Paulay, Nocks, etc.

Offline:
Pretty much the same as online.

03) What is your Birthday and current Age?
November 25, 1984. I'm 18.

04) Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
Ontario, California in the Empire of America.

05) What is your height and weight(weight is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
6', 158 pounds.

06) What color are your eyes and your hair?
Brown eyes, and really dark brown hair.

07) What is your favorite color?
Crimson red.

08) What is your favorite food or meal?
Hmm my egg sandwiches are indeed the best things ever. Ask Nicky. :D Other than that, I love Cordon Bleu.

09) What are your hobbies and/or interests?
You'll be hard pressed to find something I can't do/don't like to do/won't do.

10) Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
I have one brother, but he's kind of out of my league. 37 years old, married with two kids, and a middle school teacher. I was getting my first tooth while he was having his first sex, so we never connected much.

11) What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
I am a grunt for the United Parcel Service. Basically, you send your stupid boxes to me, and I hit them and throw them and kick them.

12) What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Clothes that show me off, baby. :cool: Jeans and slacks for the bottom half, usually small T-shirts for the top.

13) What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Man eff that crap. I listen to everything that is good. If it is not good, the odds are it sucks, and I do not listen to it. I like MUSIC, though, better than bands/groups/singers. If it has beautiful lyrics but awful music (ie: Radiohead), it's crap, to me.

14) What is your favorite band/group/singer?
I dunno. System of a Down, maybe?

15) How many languages do you speak and what are they?
1 2/32. I speak English, which is the one. I also speak a very small amount of Spanish and Japanese, but not enough to be very coherent in either. I'll understand some of what you say, but it doesn't mean I can talk back. Hence the fraction.

16) Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Hahah I've met like at least 25 people from the internet now. It was nervewracking the first time, but it gets easier every time I do it. The best part, these days, is watching how nervous people who've never met someone from the internet get when they meet ME. :D

17) If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Paul Knox, cause I define myself with how utterly and completely awesome I am. Hell, my name is an adjective for other people to describe how awesome things are. "That was awesome - very Paul Knoxish of you!"

18) If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
I DUNNO ONTARIO IS FIEN FOR NOW :aimmad: I think I'll move in a couple years, though, if the situation doesn't improve with the country as a whole/Ontario gets boring again.

19) What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
I think I'd like to be a manager. Higher ups get all the power and liberty, and I can see myself being in that position of control later on in life. As to what I REALLY want to do - I do a lot of things, so it's really hard to narrow it down.

20) What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
I don't know. Happiness is so temporary. I like... Making out?

21) What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
Skydive. *h8 Spiff* I have that old, tired desire to travel the world and see everything, because I like to explore and that's just how I am anyway. But I do want to have tried everything (minus suicide) that life has to offer at least once.

22) If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
Sex, followed by sleep. I'm horny and tired. :(

23) Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
First, Sarah Anne Johnson (doesn't go here). Second, Angela Marie Mazur (Asorie). Third, Mary Mevis (doesn't go here), but that's more like two and a half because it wasn't really love. That's all for a long time, I think.

24) What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
I'm not going to like answering this, but it was the two weeks I spent out with Angela in August, even if it was just a lie.

25) What do you think others think of you?
Varies with the person. You usually either love me or hate me. Sometimes it can change, but generally it's one or the other. I'm very blunt and honest, so you'll usually know pretty quickly after talking to me whether or not we'll get along, if you're being yourself. :P I tend to think people have a good perspective of me, though. Unless they suck. Like Nait.

26) What do you feel your best trait is?
Easily my honesty. That is something I value very, very highly, in myself and in others.

27) What do you think your worst trait is?
My honesty. :P Then again, maybe not. I could be in a much better lot in life if I lied a lot more to get what I wanted. But, barring that, perhaps my bluntness annoys people. Or.. Hmm. Maybe my coldness towards people I don't care about, or the way I manipulate people I don't care about.

28) Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
I try not to think that far ahead. Plans change, and too many delusions of the future would corrupt the present. I'll just guide myself as I go.

29) Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
A manager, in a relationship with someone worth it, making a decent income, working towards financial stability and indepenence.

30) What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Comedies that are done well, and serious movies that are done well. Example of Comedy: Truman Show; Example of serious movie: Shawshank Redemption.

31) What is your favorite movie?
See above. :D

32) What is your favorite television show?
I don't watch TV.

33) What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
To date, it's still Final Fantasy VII. Sooo much about that game won me over. *swoon*

34) What is your favorite game?
Aw hell I dunno. I like games that I can still play, even after all these years. There's one I have in mind, but I can't remember what it is right now...

35) How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I was looking for Beatrix hentai when FF9 first came out, and I somehow found Wings, run by the homo himself. I thought it was interesting and auditioned for Cid, and because of that, joined the forums when I got the part. I found out most of the other members, including Sean, were from Southern California. "Cool," I said. "We should have a meeting. Like at Ontario Mills or something." I said that not knowing they had already planned out Mills Day for Feb 19, 2001 (first day I met Asorie, btw), so they thought I was an oldbie playing a joke.

36) Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I don't. :P

37) What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
You! The one who's reading this! Yeah, you know who you are. Even if I don't.

38) What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
EoEO or General Chat. I dunno. I don't go here anymore. :P

39) The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Soda you freaking mideastern LOSERS. SODA.


40) Is there anything else that you would like to add?
No, I think that pretty well covers it for now. :aimmad:

Why, oh WHY must you come sexually harassing me in my dreams? :cry: Can't you just leave me alone...

Are you REALLY 18?

<b>Why, oh WHY must you come sexually harassing me in my dreams? Can't you just leave me alone...</b>

Make it worth my while? :)

<b>Are you REALLY 18?</b>

19 in November. When people guess my age off my look and how I act, I usually get in the area of 22-23. I've gotten way higher, too, but 23 is what I get the most.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Thought you'd be 14 or 15 or something, o well.

If you could have casual sex with any member of EoFF, which member would you choose?

And would you call them afterwards?

Are you sure you're not 12?

Where's you get Knox out of that long ass mess of a name?

Can I see your hair in a ponytail next time I'm out there?

Can I try this "egg sandwich" as well?

Where'd you get Imnotusnit? That's like one of the coolest things ever in my opinion.

Are you REALLY 6'? Cause dude I must be getting taller, you didn't seem that tall.

Do you think you've ever kicked/thrown/hit a box erik and I have sent to eachother?

Did *I* seem like one of those nervous people when me and erik came over? I wasn't nervous. Actually that was one of the better parts of the day. Those other people were like.... yeah and I just stood there.

Me and erik are gonna come over next time I come to his house.

Erik wants his PS2 back to play Grandia 2. Will you give that back to him?

>:O?

:fd:

This thread is turning me on...

Citizen Bleys
If you could have casual sex with any member of EoFF, which member would you choose?

I already have casual sex with most of the people that know me here, once they fall asleep. Ask Mik.

<b>The Dude</b>
And would you call them afterwords?

Finland's long distance. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"But you don't have enough road here to get up to 88 mph!"
"Roads? Where we're going we don't NEED ROADS."

Lord Mïchnáid
Are you sure you're not 12?

Where would you get that impression? It's not like I act like you. Children should be seen, not heard.

Moomba Mistress
Where's you get Knox out of that long ass mess of a name?

The fourth word. :P

Can I see your hair in a ponytail next time I'm out there?

Sure sure. I don't like it much, tho.

Can I try this "egg sandwich" as well?

But it takes a really long time to make! Like 10 whole minutes. :cry:

Where'd you get Imnotusnit? That's like one of the coolest things ever in my opinion.

I used AOL about 8 years ago, and there was a game on it at the time where you could only have one character per screen name, and my main screen name had a character I didn't want to delete, so I made a secondary screen name JUST to have another character (Who I named Kildarre). But I wasn't going to use the screen name for anything else, so I called it "Imnotusnit " since you could only have 10 letters in a screen name then. My plan failed. :(

[i]Are you REALLY 6'? Cause dude I must be getting taller, you didn't seem that tall.

5'11, damnit. stfu ;_;

Do you think you've ever kicked/thrown/hit a box erik and I have sent to eachother?

There are a billion different stations at UPS - mine handles 2 day packages going to the main Louisville, KY hub and branching from there. There's a 99% chance I've never even seen any of your boxes.

Did *I* seem like one of those nervous people when me and erik came over? I wasn't nervous. Actually that was one of the better parts of the day. Those other people were like.... yeah and I just stood there.

You seemed like you really wanted to leave. :(

Me and erik are gonna come over next time I come to his house.

THIS IS NOT A QUESTION! But ok.

Erik wants his PS2 back to play Grandia 2. Will you give that back to him?

Sure, next time you're over.

>:O?

:mad2:

Earthworm Jim
This thread is turning me on...

Is this a question? Cause the answer is yes.

I used to wonder what's the source of your obsession with my age, but this is kinda fun! I still want to know though why you never follow your own advice and shut up like the brat you are. :)

It's no obsession. You just act like a child, so I give you my pearl of wisdom whenever you do so towards me. Which is, well, essentially all the time, since I don't talk to you, but you love pestering me. I'm just surprised nobody cares enough to see it from you yet. I love how hypocritical you look when you're preaching for people to love each other while acting like a 10 year old towards me. It'd make more sense if it were the least bit merited, but it's just you throwing a tantrum each time.

This is going to go nowhere, as I've learned many a time that people like you refuse to reason and it's pointless to try and talk to someone so set in their ways. I'm not going to respond to you again unless you have something worth responding to.

Oh, it's just that you annoy me. And sometimes the irony of the situation, like the time you responded to one of Murder's LJ-entry a while back is too great to be passed. "Oh, I know exactly how you feel" (sic). Ah ha ha ha...

And who is the child but the one who decides to insult the other in his Eyes On You Entry? I would've passed this by but for your little comment there. :)

*HATES Kild-.......dammit*
Hey. Sup dude.

What can you tell me about pickled eggs?

Nait - I'd said "I understand this entry." cause I knew what he was trying to do with it. And you made my point for me. I haven't yet insulted you, but you spammed after I answered your question, and won't go away. Please go away?

(*HATES) Spiff* - hey baby :cool:

Take a fork and gently pierce each egg through the white to the yolk about 6 times, but leaving the whole egg intact. Pack the eggs into a clean 1 quart jar.

Combine the remaining ingredients in a non-reactive saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for about 15 minutes. Let liquid cool for about 10-15 minutes.

Pour liquid over eggs in jar, tightly cap jar and refrigerate. It will take about a week for the eggs to absorb the flavorings and they will keep, refrigerated, for several weeks.

You forgot to copy/paste the ingrediants, guy.

Or DID I?

Hey, I'm asking the questions around here.

Are you a gold card member?

Ryu or Ken?

Guilty Gear or Street Fighter?

You gonna eat that?

How many fingers am holding up?

Dude, Ryu is So much cooler than ken.

What's with all the sad faces in your reply to me? :(

Did I REALLY seem like I wanted to leave? Or did I just NEED to leave. I didn't really want to.

Can I make one of these egg sandwiches myself?

If so can you tell me how?

How does Noztoff = Knox?

I don't know how you mean your plan failed, but I did realize after a bit that Imnotusnit = I'm not using it.

Am I asking too many questions for your liking?

<3?

:fd:

Do you prefer fries from McDonald's or Burger King?

Spiff
Are you a gold card member?

I have a Foothill Independent Bank Visa Check Card. It's kinda gold... but like... a lot more green. Like 100% more green. :(

Joel
Ryu or Ken?

Same thing. Awful game.

Guilty Gear or Street Fighter?

Not played Guilty Gear, so the latter.

You gonna eat that?

If someone persists me enough about food I'm either going to eat or not eat, I usually give it a huge lick and if they still want it after that, they're free to it.

How many fingers am holding up?

You're typing.

Moomba Mistress
What's with all the sad faces in your reply to me? :(

:cry:

Did I REALLY seem like I wanted to leave? Or did I just NEED to leave. I didn't really want to.

Yeah, you'd seemed kind of anxious to get going, since I didn't have anything fascinating going on at the time anyway.

Can I make one of these egg sandwiches myself?

Make one for me? :D

If so can you tell me how?

Easiest thing in the world. Scramble some eggs (for 3 sandwiches, 6 eggs is good. And toss in about 3 slices of cut up american cheese for good measure), lightly mayonnaise up some bread, toss in some salt and 50 gallons of Knox love, and you be done.

How does Noztoff = Knox?

My great grandfather came from war in Russia. I used to think Czechoslovakia, but resesarch showed this was wrong. He'd been on the losing side, and ran to America to avoid, you know, being killed. US Officials decided Noztoff wasn't American enough and changed his last name to Knox. I can't remember what his first name was, even, before they changed it to Tim.

I don't know how you mean your plan failed, but I did realize after a bit that Imnotusnit = I'm not using it.

The plan failed cause I only intended to use this screen name to play on that game and NOTHING else, and I've been on it for approaching 9 years now. :P

Am I asking too many questions for your liking?

No, you're making up for the people that are not asking questions. :cry:

<3?

:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

El Mariachi
Do you prefer fries from McDonald's or Burger King?

McDonalds, by far. It's about all I like from McDonalds.

Why don't you come around here much anymore?

Why do you not speak to me? ;_;

Ryu or Ken?

Same thing. Awful game.


No they are not the same thing, I could write a freaking 4621807404917 page book on how they are diifferent.

Ever gotten in a fight?

Who is that in your avatar?

Hey Joel, was Ryu/Ken the same in Street Fighter 2? To me they were pretty much the same.

Knoxy woxxy, what's your favorite pokemon, and have you ever been compelled to eat pie?

What's a 'snit'?

Are you happy with your life?
What's more important to you? Girlfriend or best friend or both?
What's your favourite game ever?
Do your feet smell?
Would you rather be a girl? :-* Why/why not?
If you had five tasty cream pies right now, what would you do with them?

I know I'D rather Knox be a girl. Prrrrawr.

What're your thoughts on stovepipe hats?

Only a Knowman can save us now!(?)

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: where did Earthworm Jim come from?

what are you doing with that metal rod?

Why do so many people live in Southern California?

What's it like there?

Should I live there?

Where did the name Kildarre come from?

:) or :)

Super Delete
Why don't you come around here much anymore?

Nothing much interests me about this board anymore save for the people I'd already met (and the other people I meet through the first batch). I've no reason to be here - don't much like forums anyway.

Agent Proto
Why do you not speak to me? ;_;

CONTACT IS A TWO WAY STREET, BUDDY ;_;

Joel
No they are not the same thing, I could write a freaking 4621807404917 page book on how they are diifferent.

I'm sure you could. Everyone needs their lot in life!

Ever gotten in a fight?

Depends on what you mean. Either way, the answer is yes, but I've sparred and competed a whoooole lot more than been in actual fights. I don't like actually fighting, but I love sparring.

Who is that in your avatar?

Me!

Pureghetto
Knoxy woxxy, what's your favorite pokemon, and have you ever been compelled to eat pie?

I can't remember Pokemon. :( I loved NidoKing, I think, and someone else. And pie can suck me off. :mad2:

Loony BoB
What's a 'snit'?

THERE IS NO SUCH FREAKING THING, YOU LOSER.

Miriamel
Are you happy with your life?

No. I'm happy with myself, but not my life. It's turned into pointless routine and I resent it because at this point, there's nothing I can do about that.

What's more important to you? Girlfriend or best friend or both?

Depends on the person, really. But a relationship can give you things just friendships cannot, and I do need those things. I'm just putting them aside for now. So best friend, for now.

What's your favourite game ever?

www.dragonrealms.com
This is where everything started. The screen name, Kildarre, everything. It's the only game that can keep me enthralled, somehow, for close to 9 years now, even if I play it on and off.

Other than that, Mario 64, Zelda 64, FF7, you know, ones that have too much replay value for their own good.

Do your feet smell?

After work, hell yes.

Would you rather be a girl? Why/why not?

I could do without some of the social stigma that comes with being male, and I am curious as to everything involving the 'other side', but no, I'm fine as I am. I like not having to go through a period, worry about pregnancy, have violent mood swings, and so forth. There are drawbacks, but I can live with them.

If you had five tasty cream pies right now, what would you do with them?

Slam them in your FAEC.

Spaceman Spiff
I know I'D rather Knox be a girl. Prrrrawr.

Ohh you. *giggles and blushes* :love: *stereotype*

What're your thoughts on stovepipe hats?

What are YOUR thoughts on KNUCKLE SANDWICHES? *feed*

Del Murder
Only a Knowman can save us now!(?)

You damn right.

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: where did Earthworm Jim come from?

Someone was puffing up a storm, saw a worm, and thought it'd be a brilliant idea, I guess.

what are you doing with that metal rod?

Taking it home and dedicating it forevermore to my lover and compadre, Brendan McNamara.

Sarbles
Why do so many people live in Southern California?

Obviously because we rock so hard.

What's it like there?
The seasons are Summer, More Summer, Still Summer, and Not As Much As Before But Still Pretty Much Summer (Winter). But it's cool. Everything you need is here, essentially.

Should I live there?

Why not? Better than Bayfield, Wisconsin!

Where did the name Kildarre come from?

I created it out of nowhere as a character name. About a couple years later I heard of Kildare, Ireland; Dr. Kildare, and a whole bunch of other stuff, and people thought I'd copied that. But no. It's mine. :(

:) or :)

The one that's smiling.

Speaking of Bayfield, what a crappy town. They have like crappy stores full or glass butterflies and crappy paintings.

I don't like Knuckle Sandwiches.

If you had a dollar, and you were told that you could only spend it on gum or you would DIE, what would you spend it on?

On a scale of alot to XTREME, how super-cool am I?

Where'd Bayfield come from? It seems like you just pulled it out of nowhere, although I might be missing something.