Hello Kitty, what have you got there? MecaKane's special 'friends' and Eyes on You!

NO MORE APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED. Any other questions can be sent to me, and I'll be happy to answer.

Sorry, this one is a tad late. My fault.

And Kane, you are sexy, no worries.

01) What is your REAL name?
Brian Justin Haynes

02) What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online:
Kane, Fetus, dumb:skull::skull::skull::skull:, Newfie
Offline:
Fetus, Shermanator, Pepsi

03) What is your Birthday and current Age?
April 12, 18

04) Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada

05) What is your height and weight(weight is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
5'5, 104lbs. *flex* xD

06) What color are your eyes and your hair?
Hair: brown eyes: Hazel

07) What is your favorite color?
Black

08) What is your favorite food or meal?
Minni Pizzas

09) What are your hobbies and/or interests?
Anime, video games and golf, even though I haven't played in ages. =o

10) Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
I have one sister, Carole she's 22 and a :skull:ITCH

11) What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
Babysitter

12) What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Jeans/shorts, T-shirt

13) What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Metal, Nu, goth, whatever. :o

14) What is your favorite band/group/singer?
KoRn and System of a Down

15) How many languages do you speak and what are they?
One, English

16) Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Nay. :(

17) If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Short wimp, cause I'm short and wimpy. :whoa:

18) If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
Orlando, Flordia. Only tomorrow(July 26) though. :p

19) What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
No clue. @_@

20) What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
Getting McDonald's for supper? I don't really know.

21) What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
Have sex. <_<

22) If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
Sex. >_>

23) Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
I've had a few crushes. Most of 'em YOU wouldn't know anyway.

24) What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
Dancing at the Grad/Prom with one of the above.

25) What do you think others think of you?
That I'm stupid.

26) What do you feel your best trait is?
Saying what I think/feel right away.

27) What do you think your worst trait is?
Saying what I think/feel right away, cause half the time it's dumb.

28) Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
Either still in University or out looking for work.

29) Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
With a good job.

30) What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Action, or Sci-fi

31) What is your favorite movie?
Blade Runner

32) What is your favorite television show?
The Practice

33) What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
Six, First one I played I think.

34) What is your favorite game?
Chrono Trigger

35) How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
From FFL

36) Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
It's fun, good people, good times, etc.

37) What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
Gen Chat? haha :p

38) What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Gen Chat

39) The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Coke

40) Is there anything else that you would like to add?
Misfit is hot. :eek:

WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY AND STUPID

Are you gay? I mean seriously, are you?


Seriously?



Are you sure?





Positive?






Hey. sup.

DO YOU LOVE MISFIT

TELL THE TRUTH FATTY

If you're gay, how can you love Misfit?





You do know that Misfit is a girl, right?

And also that she doesn't have a penis?

Would you like to see pictures of my bare ass?
How about pictures of Spiff's?
What's your policy on hookers borrowing money?
I am a hooker, therefore can I borrow money?

On a scale of alot or extreme, how much do you love the rooster?

THERE'S A NEW HOOKER IN TOWN

IS HER NAME KANE?

Okay, honestly, how much does people questioning you like the above examples bother you?

And, also honestly, how much do you really enjoy being called Fetus?

Hi Kane. I love you. Do you love me?



Hey. Blade Runner sucks.

Almost as bad as Kane.

NO QUESTION. AHAHAHA.

You love Spiff? Do you love his sausage?

On a scare of alot to extreme, how much do you love my sausage?


Can I beat you up now?

Josh Suth: let us screw
Alixsar: No.

does Alex suck?

On a scale of alot to extreme, how much does Alex suck?

Knock it off you guys; I know Kane is like, everyone's bitch, but you don't need to rub it in XD

But yeah; if other people did this, we'd ban them for being abusive. I know you guys mean this in good humour and whatnot, but it's still somewhat inappropriate so stfu, mmkay?

But he likes it! Like he likes the...... roosters...

WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY AND STUPID
I wish I knew, too. :cry:
Are you gay? I mean seriously, are you?

Seriously?


Are you sure?


Positive?

Hey. sup.

No,
No.
Yes.
Positive.
nm 8-)


DO YOU LOVE MISFIT

TELL THE TRUTH FATTY

Yah, she my bud. <3

If you're gay, how can you love Misfit?
You do know that Misfit is a girl, right?
I'm not gay, and yes.
And also that she doesn't have a penis?
She won't show me what's down there, at all. ;_;
Would you like to see pictures of my bare ass?
How about pictures of Spiff's?
What's your policy on hookers borrowing money?
I am a hooker, therefore can I borrow money?
Yes
Not really.
They should work it off, like men!
Work it off, like a man!
On a scale of alot or extreme, how much do you love the cock?
alot?
THERE'S A NEW HOOKER IN TOWN

IS HER NAME KANE?
I dunno. But if yer MOM used my name as her alias I'd be touched. <3
Okay, honestly, how much does people questioning you like the above examples bother you?

And, also honestly, how much do you really enjoy being called Fetus?
Not at all.
Not at all, again. :D
Hi Kane. I love you. Do you love me?



Hey. Blade Runner sucks.
Not anymore, :bou::bou::bou::bou: face! >:O
You love Spiff? Do you love his sausage?
No, and yes.
On a scare of alot to extreme, how much do you love my sausage?


Can I beat you up now?
alot
no >:O
Josh Suth: let us screw
Alixsar: No.

does Alex suck?
YES, but he'll never see this. lalalalalala
On a scale of alot to extreme, how much does Alex suck?
alot
Knock it off you guys; I know Kane is like, everyone's bitch, but you don't need to rub it in XD

But yeah; if other people did this, we'd ban them for being abusive. I know you guys mean this in good humour and whatnot, but it's still somewhat inappropriate <b>so stfu, mmkay?</b>
*stfu* :(
:love: Spiff 'n Linus

I've nothing against taking the piss out of Kane, I do it all the time myself. You just don't do it as crudely as you guys have in the forums. Save it for chat where you can get away with it. Oh, and leave off the vagina euphamisms mmkay?

you said vagina tee-hee

How many times to I have to say it...Misf1t is minedammit.

42
And she has to say it... hmm, like six times too.

What's Misfit got that I don't have, anyway?

Can you guys, like, fight over her in a bloodcage sometime?

With chainsaws?

And rabid raccoons?

And battle bots?

Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
What's Misfit got that I don't have, anyway?

Can you guys, like, fight over her in a bloodcage sometime?

With chainsaws?

And rabid raccoons?

And battle bots?
Breastestes
Sure.
I guess.
No, they're scary. :o
Nah, I'd have to build one, and that's no fun.

Man, you're boring. Go away, boring person. Stop being boring.

Those aren't questions, jerkface! >:O

What have you done recently as my disciple that warrants me not beheading you?

Why are you so boring?

Why are you so boring?

Edit: Oops, someone asked that already.

Why are you taking so long to answer the question "Why are you so boring?"?

If you could be a dictator for one day, would you take the chance and try to do a coup?

Black isn't a colour.

Or is it?

Ok heres an interesting one. How come you and I never get along in #eoff chat?

What have you done recently as my disciple that warrants me not beheading you?
I... got Misfit to watch Donnie Darko with Spiff?
AND I played Dynasty Warriors and killed a buncha people.
Why are you so boring?
Cause. I use up all my non-boringness sweet talkin yer MOM.
Why are you so boring?

Edit: Oops, someone asked that already.

Why are you taking so long to answer the question "Why are you so boring?"?
I was busy having SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with Spiff's MOM.
If you could be a dictator for one day, would you take the chance and try to do a coup?
Not if it was only for one day, I'd probably be killed on the next day. >:O
Black isn't a colour.

Or is it?
It's a <i>something</i> that's all I know. Or care.
Ok heres an interesting one. How come you and I never get along in #eoff chat?
Cause everyword you say fills me with a burnnig hate that bleeds from every orafice in my body.

Don't you think Donnie was hot? >=D~

Nah, I thought he was spooky.
Now Gretchen, MAN was she hot. :love:
And Donnie's sister, too.

Don't you think that Frank, during the beginning, was drop-dead sexy?! >=D~~

Donnie's sister was beautiful.

Donnie looked cool.

He looked the same for most of the movie, till he took the mask off.
And no. :cool:

Why not? Aren't freak-rabbits hot? =o

No.

...Okay then. =/

How about the guy under the mask?

Why not? Aren't freak-rabbits hot? =o
Well, if they're so freaky that the look like a girl with bunny ears, then yes.
...Okay then. =/
How about the guy under the mask?
Not my type. :eek:

Which is better in your opinion, Street Fighter or Guilty Gear?
Can I have a dollar?
Who would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?
Name of every band you like also
Go any pets?

Which is better in your opinion, Street Fighter or Guilty Gear?
Can I have a dollar?
Who would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?
Name of every band you like also
Go any pets?


I haven't played GG, and I don't plan on it.
No, go away.
A monkey, of course. They're freaking people.
No.
Yes, a dog.

Stop spoiling Donnie Darko, dorks.
Donnie Darko Rules. Not a question. Fact.

Who's spoiling it?
It OBVIOUSLY looks like a coustume, so it's not unthinkable that you'd see the guys face. :eek: