Dirty veldt boy Gau has come to tame Eyes on You!

Will a mod-type-person kindly unsticky the last Eyes on You and sticky this one for me please? Thank you.

There will be NO MORE APPLICATIONS ACCEPTED by edczxcvbnm or myself. You'll have to catch the bus the next time around.

In other news, I have now taken the reins for edczxcvbnm, because he's found himself to busy and most likely surrounded by scantily clad women, imaginary or real. I'll do my best to keep things in order, and those who will be going up soon have been sent PMs. If you have questions, PM me, TheAbominatrix, NOT edczxcvbnm.

And now... onto the Gau! Ask him questions, propose marriage, tell him how pretty his hair is. Just be nice!

01) What is your REAL name?
Matt Kolek

02) What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online: Gau, moyda, d0rk, Matt, Matty
Offline: Matt, Matty, Spaz, dork, hey you

03) What is your Birthday and current Age?
August 5th, 1981. I'm 22.

04) Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
San Diego, California. USA

05) What is your height and weight(weight is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
6'1" about 150 lbs.

06) What color are your eyes and your hair?
Hazel eyes, dark brown hair.

07) What is your favorite color?
green

08) What is your favorite food or meal?
Almost anything Italian.

09) What are your hobbies and/or interests?
collecting comics, cards, football, baseball, video games.

10) Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
I have a sister, she's 19.

11) What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
I am an Electronic Mapping Technician Trainee for San Diego Gas & Electric.

12) What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Anchor Blue shorts. Or Dickies.

13) What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Whatever style Cake is. Alternative? I like Parody style too.

14) What is your favorite band/group/singer?
Cake, "Wierd Al", Quarashi.

15) How many languages do you speak and what are they?
One and a half. English and some spanish.

16) Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Yes, several people:
The first 4 people I met were really weird. No one from here, people I met at Yahoo! long ago. Anyway. First person I met from here was Halan, I flew out to Florida twice to see her. It was awesome to say the least. Since then I've met Kildarre, ShlupQuack, BatChao, TheAbominatrix, Mr Rocko and ButThePoncho. That was a fun day.

17) If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
weird.. thing. I have no reason. o_o

18) If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
Hawaii, cause Hawaii is cool.

19) What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
I'd like to move up in SDG&E and make the big bucks like my dad.

20) What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
My doggie.

21) What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
I'm not sure. :\

22) If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
A purple monkey dishwasher.

23) Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
Yes. Bonnie (Halan). And after that, Sarah (Shorty).

24) What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
Ah.. uhm. Probably when my dog attacked me the other day. She was all happy and loving. Good stuff.

25) What do you think others think of you?
I hope they think good stuff. I know some people don't like me, but they are stupid anyway.

26) What do you feel your best trait is?
My sense of humor.

27) What do you think your worst trait is?
My sense of humor.

28) Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
Still working for SDG&E, hopefully married with a kid (or 10), and living in a nice house.

29) Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
What I said up there ^^

30) What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Comedy or Action. Action Comedy!

31) What is your favorite movie?
Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

32) What is your favorite television show?
Sealab 2021 or The Brak Show

33) What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
Final Fantasy VI

34) What is your favorite game?
I don't know.. hmmm.. War Craft III

35) How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Looking for info on FFVIII

36) Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
The people mostly.

37) What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
Uh.. I don't know.

38) What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Staff.

39) The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
SODA

40) Is there anything else that you would like to add?
edczxcvbnm rules!

Are you happy it's your turn?
Isn't it cool that we got the same first name?
Do you have blue hair?

My turn for questions!

Arent I the coolest?
What's your favorite kind of candy?
How much cash is in your wallet at this very moment?

31) What is your favorite movie?
Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

You serious? That movie was <b>horrible</b>.x_x'

Anyway, if you seriously would have to make love to any male member of EoFF, who would you pick and why?

You like popsicles?

Are you happy it's your turn?
Yes! :D
Isn't it cool that we got the same first name?
That is very cool. You are awesome.
Do you have blue hair?
Nah


Arent I the coolest?
No way, you are cooler than the coolest.
What's your favorite kind of candy?
Reeses stuff, and purple bag skittles. Mmm
How much cash is in your wallet at this very moment?
Thirty one dollars.


You serious? That movie was horrible.x_x'
Dude, that movie is hillarious, the best movie EVER.

Anyway, if you seriously would have to make love to any male member of EoFF, who would you pick and why?
Uhm..x_x.. probably Spiff. He's hot.

You like popsicles?
I sure do. ;)

22) If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
A purple monkey dishwasher.

If they only had green monkey dishwashers in stock would you take one of those?

What do you think of people who try to learn fictional languages like Elven and Klingon?

Do you like monkeys? Why?

Do you like the noises that monkeys make? Why?

Favorite color of monkey? Why?

Ever sniff a giraffe? WHY!? o_o'

If they only had green monkey dishwashers in stock would you take one of those?
Hell yes I would, green is my favorite color!!!1

What do you think of people who try to learn fictional languages like Elven and Klingon?
Hey, if they wanna do it, whatever's clever man. I wouldn't do it myself, I'm much to cool for that. :aimsun:


Do you like monkeys? Why?
Yup! I dunno, I always have. Probably because I look like one.

Do you like the noises monkeys make? Why?
Uhm, I guess so. Never really thought about it. I do like scaring my dog by making monkey noises though. :D

Favorite color of monkey? Why?

Uhm.. brown! Cause it's normal.

Ever sniff a giraffe? WHY!? o_o'
No! Because I could never get close enough? ;_;

What's your opinion on the discrimination against the Drow?

If you could get close enough then would you sniff a giraffe?

Hsimoorb ni tneulf uoy era?

What's your favorite part of FFVI?

How much do you get paid at SDG&E?

If you could get close enough would you sniff Misfit?

What's your opinion on the discrimination against the Drow?

I have none at all, since I do not know what that is.

If you could get close enough then would you sniff a giraffe?
Sure, why not?

Hsimoorb ni tneulf uoy era?
yllis ytterp ti dnif I .yllaer ton, oN

What's your favorite part of FFVI?
It's a tie between the Opera Scene and when you take everyone to meet Gau's daddy in the WOR

How much do you get paid at SDG&E?$15.50

If you could get close enough would you sniff Misfit?
Ew, no way. ;)

Do you realize that you and I have TOO MUCH in common???

Do you realize that I was thinking the same thing? :eek:

If you could get close enough would you sniff Flying Mullet?

What do you think about mullets? o_o

Who has the coolest hat in DW4? Worst? Most Lethal?

Do you realize that you and I have TOO MUCH in common???
Dude, I know! =o
Do you realize that I was thinking the same thing? :eek:
Dude, no way! =o
If you could get close enough would you sniff Flying Mullet?
Nah.
What do you think about mullets? o_o
I don't really care for them all that much.
Who has the coolest hat in DW4?
Zhou Tai's 3rd of 4th costume. When he has that Shredder mask, oh my.
Worst?
Sun Quan, that stupid board looks stupid stupid STUPID!
Most Lethal?
I think it's Tashi Ci's 3rd and 4th costume. He's got a spike on his helmet. I bet that hurts! :whoa:

How come ed isnt doing this?

Ryu or Ken?

Who would win in a fight between a dog or a monkey?

Can I have a dollar?

Did you kill me in Street Fighter Alpha 2?

How come ed isnt doing this?
Pay attention to the <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&goto=lastpost&forumid=40">Feedback Forum</a>.
Ryu or Ken?
Ryu.
Who would win in a fight between a dog or a monkey?
It would be a tie
Can I have a dollar?
No way.
Did you kill me in Street Fighter Alpha 2?
Nope :cool:

What's your future goals??

Also, what's your favorite scene in Kung Pow: Enter The Fist??

What's your future goals??
I'm honestly not sure. I'm kinda living in the now, ya know? ;)

Also, what's your favorite scene in Kung Pow: Enter The Fist??

I can't pick just one! So here are a few:

The Ventriloquists scene:
"We are both ventriloquists, but now we're upside down..." "I swing a bit more.." "I swing a bit less.." "But we both swing and you know what that means.."

The Final Fight scene with Betty and Chosen One, I love the music and the dancing haha

When Chosen one keeps running towards Ling and it's like:

Ling: Chosen one!
Chosen: I'm coming!
Then the next time it shows him he's even farther. ahaha

Oh man there are too many.

will any of us ever catch del in the baseball league?

who will finish higher, you or me?

Don't you love it when I rebel against the staff?

Soft drink is a wierd word, right?

Why is always my Gau about 20 levels less than everybody else?

So... Blueberries?

Alan?

What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...EoFF?
...this world?

What's the best thing about San Diego?
What's the worst thing about San Diego?

when will i become famous?
will i go to college playing football?
will you?
whos your fav. NFL team?
whos going to win the superbowl
(please say eagles)
why is it that when i put in madden 2004 it comes up as disk error but if i put in any other game it works fine?
when will it be my turn?
do i have to submit a PM to ed or the abonamatrix?
did i spell that right?

Can you fight, I mean with your fists?

Why has no one proposed marriage yet?

Matt! Marry me?

will any of us ever catch del in the baseball league?
Probably not
who will finish higher, you or me?
Probably you, but a tie would be fine with me.
Don't you love it when I rebel against the staff?
No, not really. >=\
Soft drink is a wierd word, right?
It's actually two words, and they are not very weird at all.
Why is always my Gau about 20 levels less than everybody else?
Cause you don't know how to use him? Poor soul.
So... Blueberries?
Yes, I know.
Alan?
:D
What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...EoFF?
For my crappy modding ;)
...this world?
When I find out, I'll tell you.
What's the best thing about San Diego?
The weather.
What's the worst thing about San Diego?
Constant losing seasons for my sports teams. :(
when will i become famous?
Never.
will i go to college playing football?
Ahahahahahahahahahaa. No.
will you?
....
whos your fav. NFL team?
Chargers
whos going to win the superbowl
Not the Eagles.
(please say eagles)
Hahaha!
why is it that when i put in madden 2004 it comes up as disk error but if i put in any other game it works fine?
Is it upsidedown? :p Scratch?
when will it be my turn?
Hell, I don't know!
do i have to submit a PM to ed or the abonamatrix?
Abominatrix, but she isn't accepting any..
did i spell that right?
Not even close.
Can you fight, I mean with your fists?
I never have, but I took karate for about a year, so I could defend myself if I needed to.
Why has no one proposed marriage yet?
;_;
Matt! Marry me?
Okay, sure!

*raises his right hand*

1. I am just curious of your occupation. What is the role of Electronic Mapping Technician and what are they doing for the San Diego Gas and Electric?

2. If you were given a chance to draft in military, what military component you gonna join? Army, Air Force or Navy? And then what unit you wanted to join?

Do you like pinapple on pizza?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?

Why do they always say three when it's not?

P.S. Eagle suck.

What is the first word that comes to your mind when I say "Captain PoopyPants"?

Does it make you feel any better to know that I picked the Chargers to win the AFC West?

And who should I use the first overall pick on? :D

will you be my friend?

will you be shin akuma's friend?

puedes traducir esta pregunta?

*raises his right hand*

1. I am just curious of your occupation. What is the role of Electronic Mapping Technician and what are they doing for the San Diego Gas and Electric?
I draw maps of power lines and underground power cables and such.
2. If you were given a chance to draft in military, what military component you gonna join? Army, Air Force or Navy? And then what unit you wanted to join?
I would run away to cananda. I think that answers the second half as well. NONE. ;)
Do you like pinapple on pizza?
Ew, no.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop?
A lot. About 247.
Why do they always say three when it's not?
Cause the owl cheats and is dumb.
P.S. Eagle suck.
Not as much as the Raiders, but yeah. :D
What is the first word that comes to your mind when I say "Captain PoopyPants"?
I can't say it. :)
Does it make you feel any better to know that I picked the Chargers to win the AFC West?
Yes. :D
And who should I use the first overall pick on?
Vick. ;)
will you be my friend?
I'm sorry, I am not accepting applications for friends at the moment.
will you be shin akuma's friend?
See above. You can leave your application with my Assistant Ally.
puedes traducir esta pregunta?
Yo tengo un gato en mis pantalones!

What do you say to the accusations that we should all call you "Gau Bao" (that's Bah-aowl or however you pronounce a chinese word using petty alphabets), thus overwriting all your other nicknames?

Is am you are cool?

If you could speak any language that isn't real (ie: Klingon, elvish, or mexican (hey, there's no language called mexican, you!), what tree would you be touching?

How often if ever do you blink? Sleep? Jump? Cry bitterly cursing at your ear hairs?

Iceman versus Magneto; no interferences allowed. Who would win and why wouldn't prof X. help?

What's been happening in the Spawn comics for the last three months? TELL ME PLZ

If you had to choose an animal to kill you:
1) What would it be?
2) How would it kill you?
3) What is its motive?
4) If the animal in question was playing the board game Jumanji with three others and on its turn it landed on the square that makes the stampede come out, if it was the only one to realise that it was a stampede coming and not thunder, and that staying put would be a blunder, would it warn the others by shouting, "RUN, it's a stampede!" or would it instead say something like, "Umm...I think I left the oven on," and then run out of the room thus having a head start, and hoping that when the others get crushed by the stampede, the impact will somehow slow the stampede down?

What do you say to the accusations that we should all call you "Gau Bao" (that's Bah-aowl or however you pronounce a chinese word using petty alphabets), thus overwriting all your other nicknames?
No.
Is am you are cool?
Uh, what?
If you could speak any language that isn't real (ie: Klingon, elvish, or mexican (hey, there's no language called mexican, you!), what tree would you be touching?
I'd touch an elm tree.
How often if ever do you blink? Sleep? Jump? Cry bitterly cursing at your ear hairs?
I blink all the time, damn twitch. I sleep everynight. I hardly ever jump. I never cry at my ear hairs, I don't have any.. that I can see anyway.
Iceman versus Magneto; no interferences allowed. Who would win and why wouldn't prof X. help?
Magneto probably. Iceman isn't really that powerful by himelf..
What's been happening in the Spawn comics for the last three months? TELL ME PLZ
How the hell should I know? I don't follow Spawn..
If you had to choose an animal to kill you:
1) What would it be?
Wolf
2) How would it kill you?
With it's claws and teeth!
3) What is its motive?
I sat on it's baby.
4) If the animal in question was playing the board game Jumanji with three others and on its turn it landed on the square that makes the stampede come out, if it was the only one to realise that it was a stampede coming and not thunder, and that staying put would be a blunder, would it warn the others by shouting, "RUN, it's a stampede!" or would it instead say something like, "Umm...I think I left the oven on," and then run out of the room thus having a head start, and hoping that when the others get crushed by the stampede, the impact will somehow slow the stampede down?
Oh, he'd run away. The wuss.

whos your fav. x-men?
what do you think of the political standings of muzlem religon is in the country of Kuwait?
whats your fav. movie?

If you had to spend the rest of your life with one person who would it be?

whos your fav. x-men?
Nightcrawler. <3
what do you think of the political standings of muzlem religon is in the country of Kuwait?
Uhm, nothing at all? o_o;
whats your fav. movie?
Originally posted by TheAbominatrix
31) What is your favorite movie?
Robin Hood: Men In Tights.
That. ;)
If you had to spend the rest of your life with one person who would it be?
meh :\ Ask me again in a month.

How you doin'? 8-)

How you doin'? 8-)
Eh, I've been better.

If you're King Dork, then who would Prince Dork be?