Bahamut2000X blows up Eyes on YOU and the WHOLE PLANET!

Yeah....I am late with this one I know ;_; I just got out of the habbit of doing it. Sorry people. I will try to get back on track.

So there is this guy named Bahamut2000X and it is his rockin' turn...so yeah! Ask him lots of questions.

I will NOT take any more applications. I will from here forth REJECT them. Since I will be saying this right here every time from now on you have NO excuse as to why you thought you could turn in an application thingy.

Please Sticky this. Thank you :)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 01)</font> What is your REAL name?
Matt Beucler

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 02)</font> What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online:Bahamut2000X, That Loser, Who?, and Matt

Offline:Matt, Matty,

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 03)</font> What is your Birthday and current Age?
December 1 and currently 15

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 04)</font> Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
Westerville, Ohio America

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 05)</font> What is your Hieght and Wieght(wieght is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
135 pounds, and standing about 5 foot 8

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 06)</font> What color are your eyes and your hair?
Eyes- Green
Hair- Brown

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 07)</font> What is your favorite color?
White

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 08)</font> What is your favorite food or meal?
Rice with soy suace

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 09)</font> What are your hobbies and/or interests?
LARPing, internet stuff, gaming of all kinds, basically beign a geek.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 10)</font> Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
One brother who's 22 years old and a sister who's 24.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 11)</font> What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
Student, but I also do amateur voice acting online.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 12)</font> What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Anything comfortable.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 13)</font> What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
I like classical stuff, but I like most everything except heavy rock where all they do is scream and rap.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 14)</font> What is your favorite band/group/singer?
Tenacious D, Megumi Hayashiba, Nobuo Uematsu

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 15)</font> How many languages do you speak and what are they?
Fluently...1, bit I speak a good amount of Spainsh and know a few words of Russian, Japanese, and German.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 16)</font> Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Only people I already knew before internet.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 17)</font> If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Big Loser. Talk to me on AIM and you'll see why in a matter of minutes.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 18)</font> If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
A alternate universe with a Best Buy that sells everything that I ever wanted for free. I think my reasons are obvious.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 19)</font> What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
A voice actor for anime and a game maker person for Square.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 20)</font> What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
My cat.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 21)</font> What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
Becoming popular.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 22)</font> If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
A girlfriend.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 23)</font> Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
Yes. No one here though.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 24)</font> What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
Beating all 10 FF's up to date.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 25)</font> What do you think others think of you?
That I'm some weird loserish type guy.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 26)</font> What do you feel your best trait is?
Logic.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 27)</font> What do you think your worst trait is?
Uncoordination.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 28)</font> Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
In college.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 29)</font> Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
Somewhere fun.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 30)</font> What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Comedies, martial arts, and anime.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 31)</font> What is your favorite movie?
Labyrinths of Flames

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 32)</font> What is your favorite television show?
Late night with Conan O'Brian.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 33)</font> What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
FFII. But probally XI when it comes out.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 34)</font> What is your favorite game?
FFII.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 35)</font> How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
On yahoo whiel searching for FFXI info.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 36)</font> Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I got nothing better to do, and I'll eventually get friends.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 37)</font> What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
Arcade.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 38)</font> What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
FFXI

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 39)</font> The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Soda. All who oppose will have to beat me up.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 40)</font> Is there anything else that you would like to add?
No.

Can you explain you "enforcment policy"?

If you had to choose an animal to kill you:
1) What would it be?
2) How would it kill you?
3) What is its motive?
4) If it fell over in the frozen goods section of the local supermarket and you were around to hear it, what noise would it make?

My enforcement policy is to enforce every newbie I see. And everyone deserving of a enforcing. I will garuntee a enforce for all who vote for me as president of the universe. And enforcings for all on a weekly basis. Which will in return lower taxes somehow, don't ask for how, it just does.

1. Sloth
2. Very slowly with it's sharp pointly claws
3. I gave it a enforcing
4. Crunch (cause it crushes my body)

Sup Bahamut.:cool:

Do you like pie?
What would you do if I said I love you?
What's your take on smiling birds?
Do you like birds with long necks/long legs?

Do you like pie?

Yes.

What would you do if I said I love you?

No, no es hablo ingles.

What's your take on smiling birds?

Their freaks. *nods* Cause birds shouldn't smile.

Do you like birds with long necks/long legs?

Yes. Their neato like.

Why 2000X instead of 200X(Or even 2000Y or 200Y :eek: )?

Cause the alternatives just look stupid.

OK, if you had to choose a new username what would it be?

I'm not ragging on your username, my last question just led me to this one.

I would become Bahamut Guy after that time BOU called me that.

How much are you looking forward to FF11??
Have you seen the game??
What's your favorite job class in the game??

Oh, and do you believe in horoscopes??

How much are you looking forward to FF11??

Lot's.

Have you seen the game??

Not being played in person, but I've seen every movie ever made about it. But of course that's every movie that I know of.

What's your favorite job class in the game??

Paladin, Dragoon, and Dark Knight looks awesome in the game with their special armor. But I like monks *randomly punches objects*

Oh, and do you believe in horoscopes??

No.

What is the appeal of these online RPGs? Whats the big deal. Its not like there is ever a story to one of these MMORPGs.

Ryu or Ken?
How would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Who is that in your avatar?
Can I have a dollar?

What is the appeal of these online RPGs? Whats the big deal. Its not like there is ever a story to one of these MMORPGs.

Actually FFXI does. Plus being online chosing your own hand slected party from many other unigue people rather then 7 pre made ones sounds betetr to me.

Ryu or Ken?

Ryu.

How would win in a fight between a dog and a monkey?

If the question was who, then the monkey.

If how then I would throw a bannana at the dog and the monkey will kill the dog for the bannana but what them onkey doesn't know is I poisoned the bannana.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Just 1.

Who is that in your avatar?

Matt Beucler, not to be confused with Matt Beucler.

Can I have a dollar?

Sure.

Dont you think that the double barreled shotgun should be banned from Doom 2 deathmatches.

Never played it but sure why not. *is loser*

what is your expectaions on Arnold Schwarzenegger running against Gary Coleman for the govener of California?

No, no es hablo ingles
No, no hablo inglés. **

puedes traducir esta pregunta?

que dirías si te digo que te quiero? (there you go, mik. let's see if he can answer now.)

bOxOrz or breifs?

what is your expectaions on Arnold Schwarzenegger running against Gary Coleman for the govener of California?

Coleman will begin out strong but Arnold will suddenly begin to beat him. In the end though the porn star person will win.

puedes traducir esta pregunta?

que dirías si te digo que te quiero?

Be nice I'm only in Spainish I :(

bOxOrz or breifs?

Breifs.

what is the square root of pi?

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That's about a few thousand digits of it. If I fit any more the thread would probally crash.

a europian spy crashes on the border of the usa and canada. his country denies his affiliation with him. where do the two countries bury the survivors?

a goldfish has a memory of 3 seconds. you tell him your name every 3 seconds for 45 minutes. how many times do you say your name to the fish?

figure it out or i'll block you. :D

Like cheese?
If so... Favorite cheese?
Favorite cheese smell?
Like monkeys?
Ever spank a monkey?
Like monkey noises?

Can you beat me up in a fight?
Like Symphony X?
Can I have this piece of pizza I found under the couch?

Are you dating?
How will you take over the world?
Will you kill us all with chipmunks?
Do you anticipate FFX-2 and do you think it would tons better if it was full of nude women?

Do you like tea? Coffie?
Ever tasted my grandmothers blueberry pie?
Soft Drink is a wierd word. Don't you agree?

a europian spy crashes on the border of the usa and canada. his country denies his affiliation with him. where do the two countries bury the survivors?

They bury him in between the borders duh.

a goldfish has a memory of 3 seconds. you tell him your name every 3 seconds for 45 minutes. how many times do you say your name to the fish?

900 times.

Like cheese?

Yes.

If so... Favorite cheese?

Cheddar.

Favorite cheese smell?

Anything not rotting.

Like monkeys?

Yes.

Ever spank a monkey?

No.

Like monkey noises?

Not in particular.

Can you beat me up in a fight?

No.

Like Symphony X?

Who? *is loser*

Can I have this piece of pizza I found under the couch?

Go right ahead.

Are you dating?

No

How will you take over the world?

Why should I tell you? I'm saving my evil plans for when I do take over the world, so no evil plans for you evil plan stealer.

Will you kill us all with chipmunks?

Most likely.

Do you anticipate FFX-2 and do you think it would tons better if it was full of nude women?

Probally, but it still would suck horribly cause it's a sequeal.

Do you like tea? Coffie?

No. No.

Ever tasted my grandmothers blueberry pie?

No. Every attempt of my trying to steal it failed....errr not that I'm a pie stealer.

Soft Drink is a wierd word. Don't you agree?

No cause it's not really a word, like the opposite of soda which is a real word.

You are five days older than me. Do you feel old?

Well considering my back hurts a bunch, yes I do feel old.

Do you like the EoFF Album? I just added your photos to it.

Have you ever traveled another country? If yes, how many countries do you traveled and what's your purpose? If no, do you have plans to travel another country? And what country do you travel first?

Do you like the EoFF Album? I just added your photos to it.
Yes. Now people can see the ugliness that is me.:D

Have you ever traveled another country?

No, unless San Antonio, Texas is considered a seperate country.

If no, do you have plans to travel another country? And what country do you travel first?

Yes. Probally Canada first cause I could drive there in less then a day (if only I could drive.....and had a car.)

Here goes: If you would HAVE to make love to any <b>GUY</b> from EoFF, who would you choose and why? Remember, you must choose someone.

This is a very serious question and I expect very serious answer, too.

Probally Linus, I don't think he'll mind too much. *dies*

That's the best reason for homosexualizing (I don't know what I think that means) someone I've ever heard.

People are being kinda lazy when it comes to this thread, don't you think?

Ya making my thread all boring. For all those that posted they get a enforcing and a cookie...all those that don't, they get a enforcing.

will you be my friend?

Sure.

*gets a new friend*

Are you tall or short?
Rich or poor?
Stinky or fresh-smelling?
You eat quiche?
With olives?
Pitted or non-pitted?
Who'd you vote for back there?
Hand soap...solid or liquid?

Bonus points to anyone who knows where that's from.

Do you like your Daddy?

And more importantly, <i>who's</i> your daddy?

are you a fan of the A-team?

Tall
Poor, kinda
Stinky
Quiche, wha?
No
non cause I don't eat any.
I'm too young to vote.
Solid

No.

My dad of course.

Anything with Mr. T. is awesome.

PC or PS2? If you don't know what I'm refering to, I'll shoot you in the foot.

PC, just cause I can go online and do all sorts of other neat shiznit on it.

Don't you think it's about time for Ed to start the next round??

Probally.

Now I have to waste a bullet shooting you in the foot.

I was refering to Final Fantasy XI. But yes, overall the computer is better just because of this phenomona that is the internet.

How do you know I wasn't talking about FFXI?

*shifts eyes*......*changes answer to PS2*......*hides*

*raises his right hand for three seconds and puts his right hand down*

What's your favorite Final Fantasy Job Class and why?

Is this still going?
How come there is mud on my feet and I haven't been outside yet today?
What do you recommend I do if I am feeling a sharp pain in my right arm, and I currently have no pulse?

What's your favorite Final Fantasy Job Class and why?

Dragoon. Cause dragoons can jump and use spears and look awesome.

Is this still going?

Yup.

How come there is mud on my feet and I haven't been outside yet today?

You never cleaned em from last time. Either that or in your house you got a lot of mud just laying on the ground.

What do you recommend I do if I am feeling a sharp pain in my right arm, and I currently have no pulse?

Probally go to the hospital. Or just stick a fork in a electrical socket.

When is it going to be my turn? ;_;
How are you?

Haha! You have to wait an extra couple months! *taunts*

Though, I doubt with all the waiting we've already done, that a couple more months matters at all.

When is it going to be my turn?

Probally after me.

How are you?

Good except it's too hot up here.

Do you like Smarties?

What color of marshmallows is the best?

What kind of dirt smells the best?

Ever sniff a bird?

WHAT EXACTLY DOES ENFORCING MEAN?