Eyes on YOU: Episode VI "Here Comes Big Mik"

<center>In a forum...not that long ago

EYES ON YOU: EPISODE VI
The Quest for Stupidity

The story of how this came around is as follows. I got not lazy...but still lazy :erm:</center>

Anyways "Here Comes Big Mik" has this time to rise up and do stuff....and take down the evil empire and stuff. You must fuel him with your questions and each one he answers will bring the rebellion one step closer to toppling the empire. He has something like close to 3 Days from today.

I will NOT take any more applications. I will from here forth REJECT them. Since I will be saying this right here every time from now on you have NO excuse as to why you thought you could turn in an application thingy.

Please Sticky this. Thank you :)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 01)</font> What is your REAL name?
Carl-Mikael Spåre

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 02)</font> What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online:Mikztsu, Here Comes Big Mik, Ghostraper, Mik

Offline:People use Miksu, Mikael or...Miguel.><

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 03)</font> What is your Birthday and current Age?
27th of August, 1980. So my curent age is 22 or 23, depending when you put this in, Ed. :cool:

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 04)</font> Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
Joensuu, Finland.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 05)</font> What is your Hieght and Wieght(wieght is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
Last measured years ago, my height is 6'1". My weight is 75 kilograms. About 230lbs.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 06)</font> What color are your eyes and your hair?
Eyes are green and hair is just brown.O=]

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 07)</font> What is your favorite color?
Don't know. Maybe blue.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 08)</font> What is your favorite food or meal?
Italian food and bitches. :)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 09)</font> What are your hobbies and/or interests?
I've played hockey and soccer in teams since I was little kid. Not anymore, though, but these are my major interests still. I also like swimming.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 10)</font> Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
Two brothers. My little brother Oscar is about 21 and my big brother Alex turned 25 in January.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 11)</font> What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
I study foresty products marketing, so something like that.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 12)</font> What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Depends. Pretty normal stuff.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 13)</font> What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
I like some hardcore. But then again, my favourite bands are Garbage and System of a Down. I also like classical and orchestrated music.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 14)</font> What is your favorite band/group/singer?
I answered it above.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 15)</font> How many languages do you speak and what are they?
Finnish, Swedish and English pretty fluently.

Also a little bit of Russia and German. I'll have some German this year and I can't wait for learning to speak it fluently soon

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 16)</font> Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Yes, fell in love in Lilly online, weirdly. I didn't want it to be online relationship, so we've met twice after that. We would be married now, if it was just up to us. How was it? Best time in my life.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 17)</font> If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Love me.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 18)</font> If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
Anywhere with Lil.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 19)</font> What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
Nothing and make lots of money. I will, though.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 20)</font> What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
Love, and to be loved back mutually. It's a great feeling.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 21)</font> What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
To be able to move in with Lilly in our own little house and to have our freedom.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 22)</font> If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
Same as above.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 23)</font> Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
D'oh. ;)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 24)</font> What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
Every moment I've spent with my fiancee, Lilly.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 25)</font> What do you think others think of you?
I don't really care much. I think they all think I'm very cool. Some even worship me.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 26)</font> What do you feel your best trait is?
Loyalty.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 27)</font> What do you think your worst trait is?
Stupid paranoia on certain things.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 28)</font> Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
Hopefully being happy.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 29)</font> Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
Married. Maybe one or two kids by then.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 30)</font> What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Thrillers and fantasy movies.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 31)</font> What is your favorite movie?
VERY good question. I'm sure when LOTR - Return of the King comes out, and I watch all three in a row, I could say that LOTR is my favourite movie.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 32)</font> What is your favorite television show?
Wrestling. :D RAW and Smackdown! are just way too hilarious and entertaining.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 33)</font> What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
Final Fantasy 7

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 34)</font> What is your favorite game?
Hard to say, so many games from different genres. I like point and click adventure games. Like Monkey Islands and Gabriel Knights. Arcanum, Fallouts and Baldurs Gates are probably best RPG's. Pro Evolution Soccer 2 and Smackdown! Shut your mouth owns the sport games.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 35)</font> How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I was looking information of FF9, which wasn't released in Europe yet. I wandered in EoFF forums somehow, for all your misery. :D

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 36)</font> Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I really LOVE the place. How could I abandon my home?=D

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 37)</font> What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
Weird and VERY original and different members and threads.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 38)</font> What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
General Chat.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 39)</font> The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Limppari.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 40)</font> Is there anything else that you would like to add?
Nah, not really.

*sticky*

Questions for Mik:

Favorite books? Authors?

What type of flower are you?

Oh, this thing. Great.=)

Originally posted by Daryl
*sticky*

Questions for Mik:

Favorite books? Authors?

What type of flower are you?


I really should read books more. But my favourite books at the moment are Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels.

Flower thing: I am the <b>Flower of Power</b>.

Have you ever hated someone? (I mean really hated, not just disliked) ;)

How do you feel about the current Finnish metal-scene? :D

Who do you think would win out a fight between a dog and a monkey?

How many fingers am I holding up?

If you had to choose an animal to kill you:
1) What would it be?
2) How would it kill you?
3) What is its motive?
4) If it went on Jeopardy, would it be dumb and not answer in the form of a question?

My weight is 75 kilograms. About 230lbs.
I'd just like to point out this mistake. 75 kilos is 167 lbs, not 230.

Originally posted by Levia
Have you ever hated someone? (I mean really hated, not just disliked) ;)

I don't think so. I mean I hate people's actions and things they do, but I don't think I've really hated anyone. I guess I should know them personally first. I hope I never will. Do I want some people to die? Sure.


How do you feel about the current Finnish metal-scene?


I'm not into metal music, but I think Finnish metal scene is doing surprisingly well. Many people has come to say me: "Oh, you're from Finland! They have great bands" and then they start talking about some Finnish bands I've never even heard of.:D


Who do you think would win out a fight between a dog and a monkey?


Depends on a dog of course, but big and angry dog would rip one stupid monkey apart and eat it for sure.

<b>If you had to choose an animal to kill you:
1) What would it be?</b> Any bird that has a very long neck. Like Flamengo. God, they looks so stupid that they annoy the hell out of me.
<b>2) How would it kill you?</b> Probably peck my eyes and brain.
<b>3) What is its motive?</b> Because I was about to cut it's neck off with scissors.
<b>4) If it went on Jeopardy, would it be dumb and not answer in the form of a question?</b> I don't know what jeobardy means.:\

I'd just like to point out this mistake. 75 kilos is 167 lbs, not 230.
K, thanks.

Can chickens poop while cooking their own babies??? :O

Have you ever roadkilled a smiling bird, played with it and while you did that it flew away all un-hurt like? @_@ If so, then... did you tackle it?

Ever try to roadkill a smiling kangaroo?

Ever try to roadkill a smiling HUMAN!? "Oh, he looks happy! *floor it*"

Toe-may-toe or toe-mah-toe?
Poe-tay-toe or poe-tah-toe?
Half-full or half-empty?

Are there any artists in music you REALLY dislike?

Originally posted by BôbaTeä
Can chickens poop while cooking their own babies??? :O

What? I didn't know they cook their own babies.

Have you ever roadkilled a smiling bird, played with it and while you did that it flew away all un-hurt like? @_@ If so, then... did you tackle it?

Ever try to roadkill a smiling kangaroo?

Ever try to roadkill a smiling HUMAN!? "Oh, he looks happy! *floor it*"

I have roadkilled a smiling bird, played with it, but only in my nightmares they fly away smiling.@_@ Never had a go at kangaroos, sadly. But me a ticket to Australia and I will. As for humans: not intentionally.:D

<b>Toe-may-toe or toe-mah-toe? </b> Toe-may-toe.
<b>Poe-tay-toe or poe-tah-toe?</b> Poe-tay-toe. my accent sucks anyway.
<b>Half-full or half-empty?</b> Half-full.

Are there any artists in music you REALLY dislike?
Hell yeah. I generally really dislike techno-pop. You know, bands like Aqua. They annoy me very much. I don't either like death-metal and such. It's awful *_* Even I could "sing" like that.=P

have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Originally posted by Here Comes Big Mik
What? I didn't know they cook their own babies.



I have roadkilled a smiling bird, played with it, but only in my nightmares they fly away smiling.@_@ Never had a go at kangaroos, sadly. But me a ticket to Australia and I will. As for humans: not intentionally.:D

<b>Toe-may-toe or toe-mah-toe? </b> Toe-may-toe.
<b>Poe-tay-toe or poe-tah-toe?</b> Poe-tay-toe. my accent sucks anyway.
<b>Half-full or half-empty?</b> Half-full.


Hell yeah. I generally really dislike techno-pop. You know, bands like Aqua. They annoy me very much. I don't either like death-metal and such. It's awful *_* Even I could "sing" like that.=P

Really? Cool! Wanna start a band?! :D

(J/k, I dislike Death metal too... Too boring... Metal needs melody for me to find it cool :p )

Originally posted by eestlinc
have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Haven't tried that one yet. Sounds tempting, though.*_*

What do you think of this picture?

<img src="http://www.tm001a0003.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/attack66.jpg">

If you had a choice to be gay or to be in hell, which one would you pick?

Originally posted by edczxcvbnm
What do you think of this picture?

<img src="http://www.tm001a0003.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/attack66.jpg">

Looks kinda inaccurate pistol to me.=o You might get hurt if you use that.

If you had a choice to be gay or to be in hell, which one would you pick?

You mean to go to Hell when I die? If so, I'd choose Hell. But let's assume if I would become gay if the Hell would be instant, I also assume that I would find guys attractive after that, right? And if so, I'm pretty sure I would be ok with it as I'm ok with being hetero-sexual now. Therefore, I would choose to be gay instead of instant Hell. Hypothetically of course, if I wasn't in any kind of commitment with anyone, because I wouldn't my sudden gayness to break anyone's heart.

If you could start a Crusade concerning one thing that's important to you, what would it be about?

Half full or half empty?

:cool: or http://forum.fools-gold.org/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif ?

Yamaneko, he already answered your first question...


Mik; you really don't want to start a band? :p




Seriously; do you play any instruments?

So he did. Answer it again, but in a funny voice. :D

Originally posted by StriderX284
If you could start a Crusade concerning one thing that's important to you, what would it be about?

Crusader for my loove.xD Details excluded. I know how damn cheesy that sounds. And I would take Crusader Rabbit with me to aid my quest.

<img src=http://forum.fools-gold.org/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif>

They <i>really</i> must add that smiley in EoFF.


Mik; you really don't want to start a band?




Seriously; do you play any instruments?

Sure, it would be cool, but for my shame I can't play any instrument. I'd like to learn to play piano, though. And Chruch organ.

So he did. Answer it again, but in a funny voice.
My voice already is too funny and it would get ridiculous if I tried to make it more funnier. Half-full!:D

What is The Mik cooking?

Originally posted by Del Murder
What is The Mik cooking?

Nothing right now. Last thing I cooked was lasagne. And oh boy, it was good. I'll cook yer ass next.~=)~~

Where is Mik's happy place?

Originally posted by Sarbles
Where is Mik's happy place?

Answer's #21, #22 and #24.;) Something to that direction.

when does the snake attack begin?

Originally posted by eestlinc
when does the snake attack begin?

It has already started and they are in their directions now. They are just so small that you might not notice them yet, but they grow fast.:)

Oh man, Oh man! Do you really think that you're cool?

Originally posted by Misfit
Oh man, Oh man! Do you really think that you're cool?

<img src=http://forum.fools-gold.org/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif><img src=http://forum.fools-gold.org/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif><img src=http://forum.fools-gold.org/images/smilies/ezpimp.gif>

Who is your favorite Street Fighter character?

What is your favorite beverage?

Can I have a dollar?

<b>Who is your favorite Street Fighter character?</b> Many many years ago when I played SF2 with Amiga, I used to be good with Ruy ( or whatever he was). I also liked the final boss, M. Bison because he looked like Tom of Finland character.=p

<b>What is your favorite beverage?</B> Beer, red wine and vodka mixed in orange juice. And Bailey's Irish Cream. In bar I prefer tequila and Long Island Ice Tea.

<b>Can I have a dollar?</b> No.

Did you vote yes or no when deciding if Finland should get the euro (if you did vote)?

Do you like white chocolate?

Republic or Monarchy?

Cat or Dog?

<b>Did you vote yes or no when deciding if Finland should get the euro (if you did vote)? </b> Finland didn't vote.

<b>Do you like white chocolate?</b> Yeah.:)

<b>Republic or Monarchy?</b> Monarchy, because if Finland would have monarchy, I would belong in group of people who could become a king.=P

<b>Cat or Dog?</b> Cats. I have two cats at parents and I love them as much as any family member.

Have yo ever killed anyone?

BTW Its RYU.

Originally posted by Shin Akuma
Have yo ever killed anyone?


:rolleyes2 :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2

... no, but I once was in a bus that killed a drunk man.

Do you like fly swatters?

Originally posted by Misfit
Do you like fly swatters?

Only if used as a sex-toy.

Tell me what your favorite animal to sniff is and why. >_>'

Originally posted by Misfit
Tell me what your favorite animal to sniff is and why. >_>'

When I was kid and felt bad, my parents told me to sniff and lick frogs. So I did and it gave me pretty funky feeling. I still sniff frogs whenever I can get one on my hands.:)

Everybody should try that.

when do we get more mikart?

what happened to jürgen?

what advice do you have for our younger generation here at EoFF?

<b>when do we get more mikart?</b> I don't know. :bou::bou::bou::bou:, I should've used my summer boredom in something good, like drawing.>< Can't promise anything. I will try.

<b>what happened to jürgen?</b> Jürgen jumped down to sea from the ship he and Cloud were in. He drowned, but his spirit still lives. Eventhough he has a skeleton from these days, he seems to be a better person. Maybe he knew that he will be a better person if he drowns and dies? Certainly seems that way.

<b>what advice do you have for our younger generation here at EoFF?</b>
Hail Bruckner. Everything will be fine if you hail Bruckner and aid him to defeat evil Hame. Oh, and do everything as Leeza says, <i>especially</i> when she's smiling, or you're in trouble. Also: Always listen to me and my lessons of life.

when does leeza come back?

Originally posted by eestlinc
when does leeza come back?

She just made quick visit recently and then she had to go again.:cry: No accurate date for her return, but she said "hopefully sometime in this month".

why did you turn of the italics in your signature?

I have no idea what you are talking about.:O I didn't have italics.

WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY MIND?!?!?!?!?!

WHY DOES YOUR STUPID PHONE KEEP SENDING ME STUPID MESSAGES THAT DON'T EVEN SHOW UP PROPERLY?!

You licked and sniffed frogs? WELL that explains alot! xD

Why do sheep go "Baaaaah"? o_O

Why don't you like monkey noises?

Do you believe in magic?

Did/do you ever chew on your pens/pencils? If so... WHY?

What do butterflies smell like?

Wouldn't it be cool if a lion and an otter mated?

Do you think you could beat me up in a fight?

Originally posted by eestlinc
WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY MIND?!?!?!?!?!
Ever thought that maybe everyone doesn't <i>want</i> to read crazy composer's tentacle-filled mind?:D

WHY DOES YOUR STUPID PHONE KEEP SENDING ME STUPID MESSAGES THAT DON'T EVEN SHOW UP PROPERLY?!
You should ask that from my phone.
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You licked and sniffed frogs? WELL that explains alot! xD

<b>Why do sheep go "Baaaaah"? o_O</b> Because they are bored and bothered. And I thought they go "Bääääh."

<b>Why don't you like monkey noises?</b> What the hell is wrong with you?!>< Monkey noises are very annoying.@_@ And they have that stupid smile on their faces all the time.

<b>Do you believe in magic?</b> Nahh.

<b>Did/do you ever chew on your pens/pencils? If so... WHY?</b> I still do. I especially tend to chew them during lectures when I don't have chewing gum. I guess it stimulates my brains.

<b>What do butterflies smell like?</b> They smell like me.:) Which means they smell good. Butterflies smells pretty much like theeet flowers.

<b>Wouldn't it be cool if a lion and an otter mated?</b> I'd like that.=p Poor otter, though, if it was the female counterpart. Ouch.><
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<b>Do you think you could beat me up in a fight?</b> I know I could beat you up in pretty bad condition if I wanted.@_@

Is that a challenge?

Originally posted by Shin Akuma
Is that a challenge?

Is <i>THAT</i> a challenge?:p

Sure, let's have Pay Per View exclusively for EoFF members! Price $10 US/view and winner keeps it all!

On the left corned, from Detroit Michigan, kick-ass street fighter player... weighting 200lbs...Johnnn Holmes!
<img src=http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attachment.php?postid=622063>


On the right corner, kick-ass hockey player, from Joensuu Finland, weighting 167-something, HERREEE COMESS BIG MIK!!
<img src=http://mikztsu.homestead.com/files/Mikshirtless.jpg>

xDDD *can't believe he posted that 10 months old picture Lilly forced him to take before they had even met*

Im gonna correct you on my stuff

In the left corner, from Burton Michigan, a kick as Street Fighter master with a blue belt in the art of Taibongsoodo weighing in at 300 lbs, Joel Hellslayer Holmes

Originally posted by Shin Akuma
Im gonna correct you on my stuff

In the left corner, from Burton Michigan, a kick as Street Fighter master with a blue belt in the art of Taibongsoodo weighing in at 300 lbs

Taibongsoodoo? Wuteva, my skinny ass can beat your 300lbs ass.:cool:

*k, stops spamming up his thread*

Ok then,

Ryu or Ken?

Sex or alcohol? (and I don't want a simple answer like "both", CHOOSE! :p )

Originally posted by Deandre
Sex or alcohol? (and I don't want a simple answer like "both", CHOOSE! :p )

Bleh, sex of course.;) Alcohol I don't really need. Eventhough I drink at least once a week during school weeks, but I have drank only about twice or thrice during my summer break.*_*

The Sharks are going to be dead last in the Pacific Division next season. You realize this, right? ;)

How are you today?! ( frog licker ¬_¬ )

Originally posted by StriderX284
The Sharks are going to be dead last in the Pacific Division next season. You realize this, right? ;)

Sharks are gonna make win the Stanley Cup, yeah! And I'm not on crack or anything. Sure, they have lost Selänne and Nolan, but that gives more ice time to prospects like Cheechoo etc.:)

How are you today?! ( frog licker ¬_¬ )
I'm pretty decent, thanks for asking.

Originally posted by Here Comes Big Mik
<img src=http://mikztsu.homestead.com/files/Mikshirtless.jpg>


*fear*

Umm...
Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

No, I haven't. @_@ *nodnodnod* They don't have much success in where I come from.:mad2:

Favorite kind of cheese?

Originally posted by Misfit
Favorite kind of cheese?

I like feta cheese especially on feta salad.:) I also like blue cheese very much.

capitalism or communism?

I'd go with capitalism.

wheather: hot or cold?

Originally posted by radyk05
wheather: hot or cold?

We have 8 months of winter in Finland, and I don't like winter at all anymore. Because I hate cold nowadays. I love summer time and warmness, therefore: <b>Hot</b>.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Answer this: Ryu or Ken

I already told you I was pretty good with Ryu when I played SF2, so you do the math.:)
And I have no idea how many fingers you are holding up right now as I can't see you. I'd guess zero, because I sure as hell don't hold my fingers up when I'm browsing the Fora.@_@ But you might.

If I told you that I was your son, how would you react?

Dad?

Originally posted by ZeZipster
If I told you that I was your son, how would you react?

Dad?

Just like I react to my other children. First I act that I am all nice and all that blah blah blah. But when Few days has passed, I'll start tyrannize and enslave you to bring me booze, clean up places and bringing me money.:)

But first reaction would be a big hug of love.

Originally posted by Here Comes Big Mik
Just like I react to my other children. First I act that I am all nice and all that blah blah blah. But when Few days has passed, I'll start tyrannize and enslave you to bring me booze, clean up places and bringing me money.:)

But first reaction would be a big hug of love.

What a great father figure. I wanna be just like you when I grow up!

Originally posted by Here Comes Big Mik
Just like I react to my other children. First I act that I am all nice and all that blah blah blah. But when Few days has passed, I'll start tyrannize and enslave you to bring me booze, clean up places and bringing me money.:)

But first reaction would be a big hug of love.

I want you to be my dad :rock:




So,

how do you feel about life?
Do you have any particular 'goal in life' or such?

Originally posted by ZeZipster
What a great father figure. I wanna be just like you when I grow up!

Thanks, I try my best. You can be like me.:)

how do you feel about life?
Do you have any particular 'goal in life' or such?


Life just...is, and you gotta make best of it. My 'goal' simply is to be as happy as I can and I'm doing my best for it.*_*

Are you my mom? *Blinks*

Do you enjoy all this attention your getting?

If you had to be 'raped' (technically guys can't be raped . . . but let's us our imagination ) would you rather be raped by an ugly woman or a pretty man? *Laughs evilly*

Would you like to assist me in world domination?

<b>Are you my mom? *Blinks*</b> Why would I be your mom?O.o' From what I know, I am not.

<b>Do you enjoy all this attention your getting?</b> Uh, I dunno. I often am an attention whore, but sometimes I don't. I wouldn't call this attention really; it's just nice answer all these nice *cough* questions.

<b>If you had to be 'raped' (technically guys can't be raped . . . but let's us our imagination ) would you rather be raped by an ugly woman or a pretty man? *Laughs evilly*</b> Raped by an ugly woman, definately.>< I guess every straight man would make that choice, too.:) And the idea of getting something in there ( you know) really freaks me out.

<b>Would you like to assist me in world domination?</b> Depends how are you planning to rule the world and what would I get?>=o

Thank you.:)

Originally posted by Here Comes Big Mik
Why would I be your mom?O.o' From what I know, I am not.

Depends how are you planning to rule the world and what would I get?>=o


Okay then. *Pouts* Do you wanna be my mom? I'll call you Mommy Mik.

I will first take over Canada with my mutated penguins of doom. *Stares* Then the world.

You can have a penguin if you want . . . *Hands Mik a penguin for being a good sport*

<b>Do you wanna be my mom? </b> No.:mad2:

And penguin is not enough. Unless it's a Pittsburgh Penguin called Mario Lemieux, so that I could kill him slowly.

How come you can be someone's dad but not MY MOM?! *Cries* Mommy Mik doesn't 'wike me! *Divorces and sues for child neglect*

*Shrugs* Okay, enough stupidity from me . . . for now.

What's your favorite Pokemon? ( yes, you HAVE to pick one ).
What's your favorite type of cookie, chip, and COKE! ( Not pop or soda dammit! )

<b>What's your favorite Pokemon? ( yes, you HAVE to pick one ).</b> Squirtle, only because it makes that neat "squirtle squirtle!" noise.

<b>What's your favorite type of cookie, chip, and COKE! ( Not pop or soda dammit! )</b>
Chocolate cookies, I guess. My favourite chips are just plain potato chips, and we have only Coke and Coke-light here in Finland, so I like the normal one better.;)

I haven't looked at this entire thread, and I don't know if this has been answered but.... What do you think of Hentai??

Also, what's the best beer or alcoholic beverage you've ever tasted??

<b>I haven't looked at this entire thread, and I don't know if this has been answered but.... What do you think of Hentai??</b> I used to watch it sometimes, but it rarely turned me on or anything. Nowadays I don't like porn much at all, it's lame. I still look at sick hentai for fun, because they make me laugh. By 'sick' hentai I mean tentacle-raping demons and robots. That stuff is hilarious.=P

<b>Also, what's the best beer or alcoholic beverage you've ever tasted??</b> Best lager ever is Warsteiner. Best ALE is either Guiness or Newcastle.=)

If i made you a mushroom, pineapple, blue cheese and ham pizza would you eat it and think it was the most yummy pizza ever... :D

*hands pizza to Mik*

Originally posted by animee_
If i made you a mushroom, pineapple, blue cheese and ham pizza would you eat it and think it was the most yummy pizza ever... :D

*hands pizza to Mik*

Oh, but I normally like pizza like that.=D Not if it has too much cheese, and stuff. Besides, I'm sure you're horrible cook, so my answer is HELL NO.><

1.give me 3 good reasons why i should join bruckner party/bruckner besides thief party?
2.Why do i get the feeling that finnish is mocking us estonians behind our backs?
3.Do you think the estonian goverment and finnish goverment are stupid?
4.Do you like the European Union?
5.If you do like the EU then say something to the estonian hate-EUers,if you dont like however then say why you dont like it to the love-EUers
6.Which country is more important in your opinion Estonia or Finland?

Heh prove that you really are big mik and answer these questions :greenie: :greenie: :excited:

oh and yes i love estonia even though our goverment sucks,our country is too lazy to get to our country all the cool stuff,our country is so small in the map that you might mistake it as a part of finland if you are short sighted,all of our stuff,cool or no cool costs more than the same kinda stuff made out of gold in any other country.

<b>1.give me 3 good reasons why i should join bruckner party/bruckner besides thief party?</b> I take it you haven't been in EoFF in a while.=P Elections are over, but of course there's always next elections. 3 good reasons?`Bruckner, Fabio and old school FF's.=)
<b>2.Why do i get the feeling that finnish is mocking us estonians behind our backs?</b> Because you are paranoid, sir.:) I really haven't heard people mocking you. We mock Sweden and Russia.
<b>3.Do you think the estonian goverment and finnish goverment are stupid?</b> Well, just take a look at Finland? Finland really is one of the best countries to live, there's not many poor people here and we are world's most technolocigally advanced country. From what I've seen, Estonia has built very strong and fast after Russian era. You are on your way up here.
<b>4.Do you like the European Union?</b> It really hasn't mattered to me since the day # 1.
<b>5.If you do like the EU then say something to the estonian hate-EUers,if you dont like however then say why you dont like it to the love-EUers.</b> Estonia has done very well without EU and it's economy is starting to do well. There are many major risks if Estonia joins in EU and it's possibilities might be wasted. But I guess ( guess, I really don't know) that EU is more secure option.
<b>6.Which country is more important in your opinion Estonia or Finland?</b> Finland of course.;) We're ahead of Estonia in everything.