Akumaou812 beats up Eyes on YOU

Here we GO! The member this time period is Akumaou812. You can ask questions and he will answer the ones he feels comfortable asking...or feels like answering...I guess.

This will be up from now to around 11:59pm(Thrusday-ish...I Think...I hope:confused: )

I will NOT take any more applications. I will from here forth REJECT them. Since I will be saying this right here every time from now on you have NO excuse as to why you thought you could turn in an application thingy.

Please Sticky this. Thank you :)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 01)</font> What is your REAL name?
Joel Holmes

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 02)</font> What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online:Akuma, hentaiman, Spoonman

Offline:Chubbs, fatbastard, hey you behind the bushes

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 03)</font> What is your Birthday and current Age?
03-09-85 ,18

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 04)</font> Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
Burton Michigan USA

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 05)</font> What is your Hieght and Wieght(wieght is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
5,11 279 LBS

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 06)</font> What color are your eyes and your hair?
Green eyes brown hair

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 07)</font> What is your favorite color?
Black

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 08)</font> What is your favorite food or meal?
Salmon

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 09)</font> What are your hobbies and/or interests?
Hentai, metal music, collecting model kits

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 10)</font> Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
a 12 year old sister named Jamie who lives with my father

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 11)</font> What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
Student

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 12)</font> What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
black leather jacket

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 13)</font> What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Metal music

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 14)</font> What is your favorite band/group/singer?
Slipknot

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 15)</font> How many languages do you speak and what are they?
I can speak fluent English and am trying to learn Japanese and Korean

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 16)</font> Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Not in person

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 17)</font> If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Nice badass, I am usually a mean person but sometimes I can be a sweetheart

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 18)</font> If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
My friend Mikes apartment so I can get all of the Pizza and Mountain Dew I want.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 19)</font> What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
I wanna create video games, I already have some story ideas drawn up already

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 20)</font> What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
Listening to Slipknot while playing Street Fighter 3 at the same time

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 21)</font> What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
Go to a GWAR concert and run on the stage

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 22)</font> If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
To get my highschool diploma on time

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 23)</font> Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
I did have a crush on a girl at school but later on I found out she was taken

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 24)</font> What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
when I got my new computer

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 25)</font> What do you think others think of you?
Either best friend or worst enemy

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 26)</font> What do you feel your best trait is?
My ability to write stories

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 27)</font> What do you think your worst trait is?
Eating habits

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 28)</font> Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
Working to get to college

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 29)</font> Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
In the mansion that my great video game storyline ideas got me

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 30)</font> What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Comedy

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 31)</font> What is your favorite movie?
Little Nicky

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 32)</font> What is your favorite television show?
Sifl and Olly

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 33)</font> What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
VIII

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 34)</font> What is your favorite game?
Street Fighter Alpha 3

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 35)</font> How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Big Boss Chad showed it to me and I loved it

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 36)</font> Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I get along with people here

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 37)</font> What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
The forum listings

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 38)</font> What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Lounge

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 39)</font> The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
POP

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 40)</font> Is there anything else that you would like to add?
The way that I live my life the way I see things is I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy.

HA HA! Beats up, ha ha ha! Er-hmm, just kidding. Of course. Yeah. . .

Anyway, two questions.

1. What's your least favorite Adam Sandler movie? None of this "oh, I like them all" because Little Nicky wasn't that great, so there has to be one that you don't like.

2. What kind of marinade do you prefer on your salmon?

. . . . .Okay, yeah, three questions.

3. How much would your mansion be worth?

33) What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
VIII
WTF!!??? Why? :confused:

Where can I see your storyline ideas for a video game...?

Plz tell me now, Why? Why Misty hentai??

From all the hentai, you have to pick Misty!?0_0

(pokemon characters scare me. ;_;)

Is your spelling of 'avatars' some sort of gimmik?

Do you prefer butter or gravy on your mashed potatoes/protatoes (whatever those are)?

How do you wish to be remembered when you leave...

EoFF?

This world?

What was your reaction to Aeris' death? :chop:

If someone offered you a trip to mars, would you take it?

PLEASE say that you'd go.

If not Mars, how about Jupitar?

or how about earth!?¿?

My time has finally come hehehe
Stider:
1. What's your least favorite Adam Sandler movie? None of this "oh, I like them all" because Little Nicky wasn't that great, so there has to be one that you don't like.
I would say Billy Madison wasn’t that great

2. What kind of marinade do you prefer on your salmon?
I teriyaki sause believe it or not


3. How much would your mansion be worth?
Millions baby

Yameneko FFVIII Is my favorite due to the fact that I am addicted to it
Roogle
Where can I see your storyline ideas for a video game...?
They ain’t up yet but I may put them up on HTML pages and put them on the FIGHTERSSITE (My homepage)

Shiek: Plz tell me now, Why? Why Misty hentai??

From all the hentai, you have to pick Misty!?0_0

(pokemon characters scare me.

Well about a few years ago I discovered hentai one day while searching the web for anime information for an English project. I had no idea what hentai was until I stumbled opon a hentai page and practically fell in love with it. The I as I seen my first episode of Pokemon and I saw Misty, a really hot/cute anime girl and I though “Damn I’d like to see some hentai of her”

Jenova: Is your spelling of 'avatars' some sort of gimmik?

Sorta

Kidlover: Do you prefer butter or gravy on your mashed potatoes/protatoes (whatever those are)?

I won’t eat anything unless it’s deep-fried or choclate coated

How do you wish to be remembered when you leave...

EoFF?

This world?

Hey it’s that hentai fiend who made the FFVIII music video.

Ryukishi:

If someone offered you a trip to mars, would you take it?

PLEASE say that you'd go.

Nope, I would only go if Mars was liveable

[Originally posted by Kidlover
Do you prefer butter or gravy on your mashed potatoes/protatoes (whatever those are)?

Is this some kinda of a conspiracy?

For the last damn time it's: Do you like butter or gravy on your mashed prootatoes?

Do you think anyone will miss the next person that steals my question?

And if not how should they be mangled, cause its fairly annoying. :fd:

And whats wrong with you're head, Billy Madison was great.

Originally posted by Moomba Misstress
Is this some kinda of a conspiracy?

For the last damn time it's: Do you like butter or gravy on your mashed prootatoes?

Do you think anyone will miss the next person that steals my question?

And if not how should they be mangled, cause its fairly annoying. :fd:

And whats wrong with you're head, Billy Madison was great.

I can answer the second question, a baseball bat to the skull will do the job.

After Akuma, who's your favorite Street Fighter character?

What's your favorite deep fried food?

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
After Akuma, who's your favorite Street Fighter character?

What's your favorite deep fried food?

1. Evil Ryu of course

2. Chicken. Crispy Deep fried batter coated chicken.

If you had to choose an animal to kill you:
1) What would it be?
2) How would it kill you?
3) Why would it kill you?
4) Would you be turned on if it was in some form of Hentai?

Originally posted by Hootenanny
If you had to choose an animal to kill you:
1) What would it be?
2) How would it kill you?
3) Why would it kill you?
4) Would you be turned on if it was in some form of Hentai?
1. Tiger
2. Pounce on me to break my neck so I feel no pain
3. Cause I tried to take the steak it was eating.
4. Only if that animal was a human named Misty, Chun-Li, Sakura, R. Mika, Bulma, Videl, or Mai Shiranui

What female street fighter will you go out with?
Do you think Saget is anoying?
what street fighter do yo hate?

Originally posted by bbhood86
What female street fighter will you go out with?
Do you think Saget is anoying?
what street fighter do yo hate?

1. Sakura
2. No SagAt is cool, he has the highest attack power for non-hidden characters
3. The only SF game I hate is Street Fighter: The movie

Do you like that squishy cheese you can buy in a can stuff?

Why do you like hentai?
What does it have that actual women don't?
Do you work for the government?
Do I?
Do you?

Geez I'm becoming popular

Do you like that squishy cheese you can buy in a can stuff?

Nope only the powerish paramsan cheese in a shaker.

Why do you like hentai?

It's just my taste, you know like some people have a fetish for girls in leather, well I have a fetish for anime girls.

What does it have that actual women don't?

A certain cuteness factor to it, I like real women as much as like hentai, it's just that hentai has a certain groove to it that I like. Besides some real stuff is boring anyway.


Do you work for the government?

Gover what now?


Do I?

You know what I'm pretty sure even the governemnt won't tell you.

Let's say that you and Misty were to somehow get married. What would your wedding registry(gifts that you want people to give you at your wedding) look like?

What proof do you have that this Akumaou person isn't constipated?

Let's say that you and Misty were to somehow get married. What would your wedding registry(gifts that you want people to give you at your wedding) look like?

I don't really know, I would guess prolly a dozen blenders, a breadmaker, and a dryer.

And Zezipster I have a question for you, who is this Akumaou guy?

I don't know I take it that it's the guy in your avatar, Hey who's asking the questions here any ways?

Originally posted by ZeZipster
I don't know I take it that it's the guy in your avatar, Hey who's asking the questions here any ways?


Anyways, thats Akuma, not Akumaou, or 'kuma, just Akuma. He ain't constipated. He's just giving off an evil glare.

Akumaou812: Your signature is too tall. Fix it before we fix it for you :D

Uhh I thought there was gonna be questions asked about me.

Would you ever go on Fear Factor? It's that show where they dunk their heads in blood and go into sewers looking for dead skunks and stuff. You strike me as the kind of person who would like to eat a horn worm or twenty sometime in his life.

Mmmmmmm... blooooddd (Homer simpson drool)
I prolly would depends on the prize.

*What is the "softest" band you like?

*If you HAD to choose between killing Akuma or Misty, who would you choose(once again, you HAVE to)?

*If Marilyn Manson had a Death Star and teamed up with Darth Vader,who would eat the cookie first?

Would you read the entire "A" and "S" sections of a Random House dictionary if you knew it would bring you closer to Misty?

What is hentai?
Who is Misty?
Beethoven or Mozart?
And just because of Strider's sig, do you like Thundercats?

*What is the "softest" band you like?

*If you HAD to choose between killing Akuma or Misty, who would you choose(once again, you HAVE to)?

*If Marilyn Manson had a Death Star and teamed up with Darth Vader,who would eat the cookie first? -Sephex

1. I like R.E.M. I grew up listening to them

2. Well considering Akuma cannot be killed... do thr math i like other anmie chicks too

3. Vader would prolly choke manson with his mind.

Would you read the entire "A" and "S" sections of a Random House dictionary if you knew it would bring you closer to Misty? StriderX284

If misty where real then yes.

What is hentai?
Who is Misty?
Beethoven or Mozart?
And just because of Strider's sig, do you like Thundercats? Burtsplurt

1. Anime porn (you heard me)
2. That really cute chick on Pokemon the anime who hangs around Ash and Brock
3. Mozart of course
4. I kinda like Thundercats.

WOULD YOU EAT A MONKEY~?/?@$!<!R#o

Mmmmm Monkey .... (Homer Simpson drool)

So I'm getting the impression that you like The Simpsons. Who's your favorite character?

If Akuma was the guest star on an episode of the Simpsons, what would the plot of the episode be?

I like the one armed gunshop owner.If Akuma was a gueststar on simpsons (it would be a halloween episode most likely) Akuma would search for Ryu and they would fight, then Homer would eventually get in the arena and screw up the fight, then Ken teches Maggie Shoryureppa.

Originally posted by Akumaou812
I like the one armed gunshop owner.If Akuma was a gueststar on simpsons (it would be a halloween episode most likely) Akuma would search for Ryu and they would fight, then Homer would eventually get in the arena and screw up the fight, then Ken teches Maggie Shoryureppa.

Maggie always gets the best parts in the Halloween specials.:D

Cyber Akuma sucks, though, right?

Are you TRULY undefeated in the Street Fighter games? How about Marvel vs Capcom 2 or Capcom vs SNK 2? I think I could take you in both. Har har. What do you say to THAT?!

Do you play 3D fighters? If so, which ones? Do you like Soul Calibur 1/2? Who are you favorite fighters in those games if you play?

And lastly: Who would win: Ryu or Ken (assuming they are real and nobody is controlling them). Oh... one more... Akuma vs Evil Ryu?

Originally posted by BatChao
Are you TRULY undefeated in the Street Fighter games? How about Marvel vs Capcom 2 or Capcom vs SNK 2? I think I could take you in both. Har har. What do you say to THAT?!

Do you play 3D fighters? If so, which ones? Do you like Soul Calibur 1/2? Who are you favorite fighters in those games if you play?

And lastly: Who would win: Ryu or Ken (assuming they are real and nobody is controlling them). Oh... one more... Akuma vs Evil Ryu?

1. No you can't
2. I play Tekken and Virtua Fighter alot
3. Akuma, duh.

I know this isn't a question but nice sig. I like it more than your last one.

Don't compliment me, Cyan_Lightning made it for me. Like the background (thats Gwar in the background)

you made a FFVIII music video!!!!!

where can i get it?

Originally posted by 0neWingedAngel
you made a FFVIII music video!!!!!

where can i get it?

Click that link on my sig.

Wait a minute. You never answered my last question!!! >:O

Oh sorry my bad.

Cyber Akuma is cool. He's very hard to beat in Marvel Vs. Street Fighter.

But is he as cool as regular Akuma? I mean, the guy's a cyborg. That's not nearly as much fun as a full-blooded evil ass-kicking master, right?

Actually Cyber Akuma is just an amplified Cyborg made to be the image of normal Akuma, of course according to a manga I read Akuma's power is so strong there is no way it can be read, detected, amplifyed or duplicated in any way, Akuma kills him instantly so Akuma will always be better than a replica.

boxers or breifs?

Boxers
Why didnt anyone ask this before?

beats me