Barret is sexy omgomgomg~

1. Small head!
2. Big arm!
3. Big <b>metal</b> arm, even.
4. He has a tattoo and an army cut. =D~
5. You <i>know</i> what they say about guys with big feet...<b>big shoes!</b>

BARRET SEXY! BARRET SEXY MAN ALIVE! WHAAAHAHAHA! *bunny harakiri*

I so agree. =D~~~

Best thread ever. EVER.

Me too. =D~

He's like Mr T with subtitles! I can understand him now. So cool <3

Yeah, Cloud can go stick it somewhere else. Barret owns.

...and he'll kick you friggin ass.

..sometimes i wounder about peope who use eoff...:D

So do I.....have they not met hot sexy Palmer???

yeah Palmer is alot better than Barret by for sure

I don't think of Barret as 'sexy' (what with being heterosexual and all), but he is one of my favourite characters. Strong, but a real softie where his daughter is concerned. A loyal friend who'll sacrifice all for those he cares about. Tough-talking, but sensitive and deep. Not afraid to do what it takes to defend what's right.
Even though he's been through a lot of pain, suffering and loss, he still cares about people in a big way. Pretty admirable guy.

But I agree with animee_...
Go Palmer!
With lotsa sugar, honey and... don't forget the lard!:bgl:

He's my hero. *swoon*

BARRET AND PALMER ARE UNSEXY

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YOU Guys ARE PIGS


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(huff puff fingers..............soar)

I don't like that post.

*sigh*
I know but Barret and Palmer are unsexy.

(Tifa and yuffie are exceptions though).

....He's cool.

Who's cool?

I'll just think you're talking about Barret.
For the girls(and homos) what do you see in him.

...This thread is disturbing me at an unspeakable rate.

I think a someone shoud close it. I don't find it disturbing though. It's actualy quite funny. "Barret and Palmer are so hot.*sigh". That sickens me(you pigs). Loving a 3-D nintendo character, don't get me started on that.

barret is not sexy nor is palmer. the sexiest man in ff7 is heid.... whatever his name is (the fat guy with the beard) kyah, kyah, kyahahaha. [/gaymode_off]

Radyk05, are you gay or something. A male being attracted ta another male is gross.

Can't you get banned for posts like this^^?

i dunno.i suppose if somone reports them....


and the 'gay' thing?its just a choice of lifestyle and if that makes someone ahppy,good for them

Originally posted by Faris_the_guy
I think a someone shoud close it. I don't find it disturbing though. It's actualy quite funny. "Barret and Palmer are so hot.*sigh". That sickens me(you pigs). Loving a 3-D nintendo character, don't get me started on that.

*Sigh* My poor misguided friend, FFVII is in no way affiliated with Nintento.

Besides, there's the slightest possibility that maybe, just maybe, the people making Palmer comments were actually joking rather than being serious. Perhaps Faris_the_guy just needs to laugh once in a while?

Originally posted by Big D
Besides, there's the slightest possibility that maybe, just maybe, the people making Palmer comments were actually joking rather than being serious. Perhaps Faris_the_guy just needs to laugh once in a while?
Perhaps! But maybe not.

yeah, Palmer jokes are bad, but Barret = <3

You tell 'em, James! <3

It's just the <b>big shoes!</b> I can't take it <3

You wish you had big shoes, too, don't you? ;___; *patpat*

Yeah, if only I was a 12 too. Size 12 that is...

<font size=12>SUUURE.</font> =D~

You <i>know</i> you wanna be a 12 too =o

<B>I AM A 12!</B>

=o *checks* That SURE is a 12 right there. Oh my... *faints*

PERVERT! I'm telling my accounting teacher.

*pulls your pants down and runs away*

Good thing I <b>wasn't wearing pants already!</b>

... what are you wearing then? =o

On topic: What'd you think of Barret's pants?

A skirt. ;___;

And I thought Barret's pants were very sexy indeed. All green and pointy...wait... *___*

I liked his sailor suit.

*runs before Faris_the_guy gets angry again*

Isn't it strange... Faris_the_guy gets upset when people joke about Palmer, Barret et al, yet he's named after Final Fantasy's most famous cross dresser. Besides Miss Cloud, that is.

Originally posted by Big D
I liked his sailor suit.

:love:

You have good taste, Big D. *shakes hands*

Now, if only Yuffie would wear her sailor suit more often...

*dodges bullets, Matrix-style*

You know, when people have the extreme homophobia, they usually turn out to BE gay........just something for Faris to think about. ;)

I like Palmer's birthday suit.

Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! <b>It's not gay!</b> Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? <i>That's</i> what I thought!

So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~

Don't forget to spread the sailor suits, too.

I was pondering. A person who instinctively displays the characteristics of a person of the opposite sex can correctly be classed as a transexual. Transexuals are allmost invariably homosexual. Faris is a female, yet Mr. Faris T. Guy is (apparently) a male, displaying the characteristics of a female. Yet he thinks the homosexuals are gross, and refers to them as 'homos.'

Please, FTG, think about stuff you say before you say it, so as not to offend
OTHERS.

Barret's Rocket Punch is sexy.

Originally posted by Línxiâotùzi
Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! <b>It's not gay!</b> Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? <i>That's</i> what I thought!

So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~

Sorry. Didn't mean to offend. I was just trying to make a joke.

And back to the topic at hand: "Aw. You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow!"

I'd give Barret lots of *ahem* favors for little to no reward.... maybe a sandwich..... Ah hell, he's worth it, I'd do it for free.

Barret is okay... but Corneo is for sure the sexiest guy in FF7:D

Everyone is picking on me. I meant... you know what I meant o.O.
Yes Joe Keen, I can't stand the big shoes. Sorry about the gay thing. It's just[/gaymode_off] is weird.Geez, Big D, I won't get pissed off. Barrets pants, I didn't even look at them in the game.Sorry I didnt want to offend anybody. I am not gay. Lesbians are hot.(no comment).
On the sunject, did you see Barret at the inn in Costa de Sol. He was so funny.o.O, Faris is my favorite character and I didn't want a girl name, so I changed a few things.ok.good:D

Yes, right, well, Faris the Guy, I'm sorry, no hard feelings? :) Barret's Rocket Punch is sexy.

Geez, Big D, I won't get pissed off.
I wasn't pissed off, merely slightly exasperated.

Alrigh, thanks. And the whole 'gay' thing is over and we'll only talk about the topic.

I'm glad you've all seen the light. =)

*<3@every1*

Sailor suit barret is almost, almost, as sexy as Tippy. He's that sexy.

OMG NOE! ;___;

*revives forum*

everyone changed from this...incident:D

Originally posted by Línxiâotùzi
Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! <b>It's not gay!</b> Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? <i>That's</i> what I thought!

So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~
God is a fat black woman. Didn't you know that?

I like Rufus.

why...shoes, suit whatnot(just be carful waht you write)

I liked barred in his skimpy sailor suit. :choc:

Originally posted by GrimmReaper
I liked barred in his skimpy sailor suit. :choc:

I like him NO HOLDS BARRED :x

The scene with Barret and President ShinRa at the HQ just shows us how sexy Barret is. He so wanted him.

No need to revive this.