The Reformed Newbie Party.

<a href="http://www.freewebz.com/thernp/">We even have a homepage.</a>


So, what do you say?

Newbies are the scum of the earth. Due to this revelation I never join new fora.

No, I jest, but they sure are fun to s3x0r.

*s3x0rs all n00b135*

A long time ago, a lonely boy joined this party and felt at home in what he considered to be an otherwise elitist and message board.

How are you fixed for an enforcer?

Can I still have my secretarial goodness after my shameful moment of disloyalty? =O

Well, I'm joining anyways. *joins*

Yes, yes...



Sigh...



Useless. We're all going to die.

Might i point out that the site in noob is only half functional.

Noobs will be noobs

Hmm...nice website *steals*.

Oh yeah, you can recruit all the newbies you want but the thief party will just steal them all from you, hahaha!

I agreed to join this a while back, remember?

Therefore, I'm in.

I'm in I guess....

To fight for newbie rights and urinals is what I do best!
Boo and I are already in. ;D

I stay true to my roots. If this ship goes down, I'm going down with it.

*joins*

I will be back later with a whole bunch of cool stuff, so don't count us out yet!

Hmm...i'm not sure if i should join - Big D warned me off these election thingies. Then again, i'm gullible and easily corruptible: can u convince me?

RyuKishi promised me Irvine :love: is he here?!

hahahahahahahaha

*enforces God*

Sefie, you should join. We like anyone and everyone and we don't force to to worship male models or long forgotten members.

If you are looking for Irvine this is the place to be. I saw him the other day and he said you should join this party and then he'll come meet you here later. Like 5ish.

Yay! Count me in then!!
*Joins with grin on face* :D

Hmm, well since I'm using my newbie avvy 'n <strike>sig</strike> (edit: guess not anymore xD), it's pretty fitting to join a party like this one, nay?

I love the n00bish site bit too; things are so much easier to read when they are in your mother tongue =)

*joins, takes a biscuit and a cup of tea and goes to bed*

I R STUPID NEWBIE!

Maybe I should change that back to my old sig again. Seeing as this has been the second time I've felt the need to attach it.

http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/zezipster/meisastupidnewb.jpg

Good work Zez. I will continue to use my oldschool sig unless Skye or repo man yell at me, but that is a very appropriate one.

Welcome aboard, OWA. We welcome veterans just as well as newbies around here. Plus we could always use another semi-popular member to build our reputation.

Well, that's what I think Nait would say if he were around right now, anyway. I have no official position around here besides giving the official endorcement of the <b>Official EoFF Spam Brigade</b>. Too bad most of my core members have turned to the dark side.

If you want to use this unofficial retro-repo sig, here is the url: http://skye.homestead.com/files/wrench.gif

Go ahead and use it. I don't mind. You guys are still the Newbie Party, so it's okay.

Thank you.

...*enforces Skye-chan*

Linus' party is sucking. I'm not too sure about joining this one though. I need some convincing.

Originally posted by Del Murder
I have no official position around here besides giving the official endorcement of the <b>Official EoFF Spam Brigade</b>.

I'm not so sure I approve of this usage of the repo man signature, but whatever.

That's such an oldbie thing to say.

Fine, I'll join, so as to appease the Spam Brigade.

Now where the heck are Nicky and LD?

About to get an ass-enforcing.

(Welcome aboard)

I shall join the Newbie party. But only if I can avenge my humiliating defeat last year over on the Tactics board.

But I do warn you, my n00b's a little rusty...

Yeah I'm in! I will protect ALL urinals in the great world! HAR HAR HAR

Holy Crap I've forgotten to make the banner.

You can also update the dang memberlist.

That wrench one looks good to me. *swipes*

Welcome to the Reformed Newbie Party, Del, RyuKishi, Shoyku, TrowaBartonIV, Sefie, HOORJ, Joe, IlGreven, Yamaneko, ZeZipster aaand.... I think that's it. =D

The Newbie Rating System

With this system I will rate things by how Newbieish (and therefore, awesome) everything is.

1 - BOU
2 - Agent Proto
3 - Citizen Bleys
4 - Rainecloud
5 - Sakura Yume
6 - Red Wizard
7 - Purgatory
8 - The Man
9 - Mr. Graves
10 - Loony BoB

This party receives a 10, of course.

Newbies are people, too. *huggles all Party members* :love:

Vote Kumo!

XD Guess this is the best party for me, since I'm new and all? I wanna join, please!~ :D

How sweet. I'm #2. :love:

Originally posted by Daisuke
XD Guess this is the best party for me, since I'm new and all? I wanna join, please!~ :D
You just did. Welcome.:)

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Hi, I'm Hsu and I'm a student. I used to use Windows, and I'm so fscking stupid, I didn't know how to use my files or anything. Finding the start button was a chore, and clicking it was even worse. But then I decided I'd switch over to Newbie Party and do a lame parody of the old Apple Switch commercials. So ha.

I can't even start up my damn computer without falling apart. And by g0d, I can't st0p using 0's, sweet jebus, i'm sw33t!

I'm in. Newbie Spammer fer life.

You have made the right decision. The Brigade lives on!

Updated roster:
Nait
Del Murder
Ariel
RyuKishi
TrowaBartonIV
Shoyku
Sefie
Joe Keen
ZeZipster
Yamaneko
IlGreven
Daisuke
Hsu
Lightning_Demon
Loony BoB
Stupid Newbie
Kuja Trance
StooJ
StriderX284

EDIT: Ok, people need to pick which forums they want, or we won't get squat. I'll take Feedback.

I'll just list the forums here with who claims them. If Nait has an objection to that, he can yell at me. I can't promise I won't get turned on by it, though.

<s>General Chat - Del Murder</s>
<s>Eyes on Each Other - RyuKishi</s>
<s>The Lounge - RyuKishi</s>
<s>General Gaming Discussion - Hsu</s>
The Artist's Gallery
<s>The Writer's Corner - Joe Keen</s>
<s>Study Hall - TrowaBartonIV</s>
<s>General Archive - Loony BoB</s>
<s>Site Staff - Loony BoB</s>
<s>Help Forum - Yamaneko</s>
<s>Feedback Forum - Del Murder</s>
Magestar: Legacy of an Adept
<s>Introductions/Discussion, etc. - TrowaBartonIV</s>
Random ORPG Forum
Final Fantasy I-IV
Final Fantasy V
<s>Final Fantasy VI - StriderX284</s>
<s>Final Fantasy VII - Joe Keen</s>
<s>Final Fantasy VIII - Sefie</s>
<s>Final Fantasy IX - Kuja Trance</s>
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy XI
<s>Final Fantasy Tactics - IlGreven</s>
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum
<s>General Final Fantasy - StriderX284</s>
<s>Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger - Yamaneko</s>
General Squaresoft
<s>Staff Forum - Nait</s>

Help Forum please.

Can I get the FFVIII one, pleeeeeez?! *Uses cute puppy-dog eyes on Del* After all, I am uniquely qualified, having starred in it and all :D

Heh, I was the 'puppet leader' for FFVIII last year. I hope you run it well.

On a crap scale of 1-10 I give this party lots.

No, I'd have to say that this party is the next greatest compared to the Bruckner Party because they used to be just like us at one time. However, they are <i>not</i> us. They took only part of us with themselves when they left our fold...like our BANNER!

I guess we saw the light *hides torch* We're just all the great things rolled into one.

I'm torn between the FFVII forum or FF Movie/Music one... ah, back to my roots, FFVII plz.

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General Gaming, good sire.

The Lounge, plzthnx.

Good news, Eyeson's eternal newbie has pledged his support to The Reformed Newbie Party, ie the best party.

Originally PMed by Loony BoB
If you don't mind, I'd like to join and be the Site Staff representative. Even though I'm not even posting these days. >_>

~Daniel

PS. Feel free to quote me on this, or something.

BoB? What about the Manly Party?

Del, are you forging PMs?

:D

<img src="http://www.freewebs.com/thernp/images/banner.png">


Do you see it?

Originally posted by Nait
<img src="http://www.freewebs.com/thernp/images/banner.png">


Do you see it?
Indeed we do.

*yoink*

Ooh, Nait, it's b00tiful :thumb:

Did anyone else notice the butchering of the old RNP banner by that 'party' of thieving scoundrels i prefer not to name?! Any thoughts on revenge - show them that we do more than just "care"?
:smash:

*enforces Jenova·Rebirth*

That's what we do.

I call study hall!!!!NooBS 4 life!!!

*contributes by changing custom title back temporarily*

Go Team.

*flee*

I guess it's only natural that I join. Whoopee!

You're in! Make sure you choose a forum to represent, and to strike goodness into the hearts of all the Snizzists and Goatsecs.

<img src=http://www.fabioifc.com/fabio/FAB_GIFS3/fab_centerfold.gif>

Is not a Newbie Party by any other name (Bruckner) still a Newbie Party?

<i>Et tu Bruckner?</i>

I told Nait I'd joined awhile back. Final Fantasy IX plzkthnx.

Originally posted by Mikztsu
<img src=http://www.fabioifc.com/fabio/FAB_GIFS3/fab_centerfold.gif>


Ah, yes, let's all join the Bruckner Party.



Vittu Mikke, lopeta jo saatana, multa tulee paskat housuun joka kerta kun nään ton jätkän nännit.

So there!

Originally posted by Nait
Ah, yes, let's all join the Bruckner Party.



Vittu Mikke, lopeta jo saatana, multa tulee paskat housuun joka kerta kun nään ton jätkän nännit.


So...you are joining up?=p In the name of old newbie party, let's join up and beat all the false-Snizzist's and Goat-rapists. Bruckner party is still basically the same, yet it has the different name than the newbie party.

<i> Ei ne nännit niin pahat oo, Nait.:p</i>

Once I frequented this place, then I drifted away.

I have returned, sort of, and am indeed a reformed n00b. Count me in.

Don't fall for those Bruckners and Fabios! Join the goatsecs now, and you'll get a pass for free alcohol!

I'm beginning to get oddly...attracted to all these Fabio pictures...

No...must...resist...

*ties self to a chair*

Follow your heart, RyuKishi. It doesn't lie to you. You know Fabio and Bruckner are where you should really be. Come and join us.

Originally posted by RyuKishi
I'm beginning to get oddly...attracted to all these Fabio pictures...

No...must...resist...

*ties self to a chair*
Now as a thief, you'd have the ability to escape from such a situation (or put yourself in that situation in the first place :D)
Heck we could even tie Fabio up, heaven forbid o_o;

I was kidding when I said we should join the Bruckner Party.

Originally posted by Leeza
Follow your heart, RyuKishi. It doesn't lie to you. You know Fabio and Bruckner are where you should really be. Come and join us.

Y'know, that paragraph would be complete with the words "Come to the Dark Side".

No Bruckner for me, while I may think Fabio is sexy, I don't like Bruckner, so it's the whole or nothing for me, and the RNP gives me all I need! (Or something)

Fabio is a little bit... hmmm. He can sit, stay and marvel over the differences between different kinds of spreadable fat happily. Just not in this party, thankfully. <_<

Welcome to everyone who's joined the RNP. =D *hands out cookies and lollipops*

Originally posted by Nait
I was kidding when I said we should join the Bruckner Party.


You were not.

My god, people, are we forgetting Fabio was the star of Iron Sword, the NES classic...

Reason enough for me to remain a Reformed n00b...

Poo on Fabio. Poo.

The re-union of the present and former Newbie Party members would be possible and taken into consideration to beat evil Goat-lovers and those lemmings who claims to be true Snizzists.

But Fabio must be in. The mighty Fabio is the warrior of righteousness. Just get rid of your Fabio-fobia and repeat after me: "<i>Fabio is cool</i>".

"<i>Fabio is fool</i>". Thanks Mik, I do feel better.

No, you <i>fool!</i> It's <i>cool!</i> Fabio is <i>cool!</i>

Everyone should repeat that 10 times as soon as they wake up every morning.

Well he sure as hell aint hot, so I'd say that 'cool' might be slightly more appropriate. Although maybe he is hot. I've never seen him without his shirt and not looking like he was dripping with sweat. God, he must smell bad in the summer... =/

Well, at least no one has made a comment about naked Bruckner yet.

Oh wait...*dies*

I wish I didn't have an imagination.

Don't we all.

Guys, we need to think of something fun to do, like kidnap Fabio or something.

Fabio is willing to come without kidnapping, with Bruckner, FF classics and tentacles...we <i>all</i>. On my behalf, re-union would be excellent. It's so sad how oh-once-so-great newbie party is now so small and it's pillar members divided in two parties.

I'm too busy loving every centimeter of Del Snizz to realize that this post is compeltely meaningless.

I'm quite happy being in my Fabio-free party, thanks. I, for one, CAN believe that it's not freaking butter.

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Okay...just curious, is there a current listing of who-has-what-forum?

It's on the second page, but I'll put it here too, and on the website.

<b>General Chat - Del Murder</b>
<b>Eyes on Each Other - RyuKishi</b>
<b>The Lounge - RyuKishi</b>
<b>General Gaming Discussion - Hsu</b>
The Artist's Gallery
<b>The Writer's Corner - Joe Keen</b>
<b>Study Hall - TrowaBartonIV</b>
<b>General Archive - Loony BoB</b>
<b>Site Staff - Loony BoB</b>
<b>Help Forum - Yamaneko</b>
<b>Feedback Forum - Del Murder</b>
Magestar: Legacy of an Adept
<b>Introductions/Discussion, etc. - TrowaBartonIV</b>
Random ORPG Forum
Final Fantasy I-IV
Final Fantasy V
<b>Final Fantasy VI - StriderX284</b>
<b>Final Fantasy VII - Joe Keen</b>
<b>Final Fantasy VIII - Sefie </b>
<b>Final Fantasy IX - Kuja Trance</b>
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy XI
<b>Final Fantasy Tactics - IlGreven</b>
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum
<b>General Final Fantasy - StriderX284</b>
<b>Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger - Yamaneko</b>
General Squaresoft
<b>Staff Forum - Nait</b>

Members with no forum:

Ariel
Shoyku
ZeZipster
Daisuke
Lightning_Demon
Stupid Newbie
StooJ

Not too late to grab one guys!

And do some campaigning! (Brigade! Do your job!)

I have been. I even tried to get Fabio from Daniel's forums to join the Reformed Newbie Party.

I hear try-ing but no succeed-ing. But your efforts are well appreciated.

Think of some stuff to put on our website. I'll put whatever you want within my taste limits.

What?? Fabio's in Daniel's Forums? I must join there and talk with him.

Hmm? There's no Fabio there. We've got Barbie, though. I know that's not a good thing, but it's an improvement on Fabio. *nods*

Yeah Ken and Barbie will kick Fabios ars to the blck hole in the center of the milkey way!!!!

Barbie, Fabio, same crap.

STALIN!!!

Who exactly is the head of the party here? How new do you have to be to still be considered a newbie???

The general concensus is that newbies are those individuals that have registered within the last 50 seconds. Sorry, you don't qualify. :(

... However, the Thief Party gladly accepts people of all levels of newbieness (?). Or, uhm, so I hear.

I thank you for your opinion, but I want to hear from the head of the RNP.

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I'm not the head of RNP, but the policy of this party should be the same as it has been any year. Anyone can join.

Eh, but what do I know. I'm just a dumb newbie.

Anyone and everyone is allowed and welcome to join. You need not be a newbie, act like a newbie, or worship newbies, but you may if you wish. This party stands for equaltiy among newbie and veteran alike and to prove that Eyeson is not the elitist clique that the average new member may observe.

I speak as acting co-leader of this party. If Nait was still with us today I'm sure he'd say 'Murder, good job,' and then something in unintelligible Finnish.

Originally posted by Mikztsu
STALIN!!!
Hi Barbie.:D

We accept everyone but Raistlin.

Del brings up some good points. . . if I joined, would I be able to run for a forum?

Of course, anyone who joins can run for any available forum. Check the list on the previous page.

Alright, I'm convinced. Count me in the RNP!

Glad to have you aboard. Be sure to pick a forum to represent and also to spread the message of g00dness.

You think I can take the FFVI board? That's the best FF there is.

Done.

Hey, anyone know how we can alter our sig so that instead of repo man wrenching goat boy he's wrenching Fabio or a thief or something? That'd be cool.

http://makonetwork.alpha-designs.net/stalin/fabiowrench.gif

http://makonetwork.alpha-designs.net/stalin/fabiowrench.gif

It sucks much, but it's the best I can do.:)

Beautiful. Simply beautiful. *wipes tear away from his eye

EDIT: Hey, Del, since you're in charge while Nait is away, can I be in charge of PR? Like your press secretary. I can help you come up with answers for the questions in the new thread that just sprang up.

Like I sez in my join post, I'm here to avenge my humiliating defeat on the Tactics board. So, summarily, that's the board I am aiming to win for the N00bs.

*b00ts Fabio*

...with the Enforcer's permission, of course.

*b00ts Fabio again*

B00ting Fabio is fun! Y'all should try it. Aim for the head...and avoid the pecs if you value your feet...

*b00ts Fabio*

*b00ts a thief*

*b00ts Bruckner*

*b00ts Goatsecs boy*

w00t!

You might be on to something here...

*enforces Fabio with his big b00t*

*joins in on the fabio booting*

Good job, Del.


<i>Jotain sekavaa tai epäymmärrettävää.</i>

Put me up for... Dunno. Staff Forum. Yeah.

Hey, Nait, good job with the questionnaire. Is that really what morange is???

And since I haven't heard anything from Del, can I be in charge of PR?

EDIT: If we need to run for multiple forums, let me know. I'll take on one or two more.

Yes, DC did say that we could run for multiple forums. I'm going to give the people that have not chosen one two days to do so, and then I'll let members pick a second one if they so desire.

Strider: PR? Knock yourself out.

Nait: Staff Forum it is, you Finnish loony.

Proof that noobs really are the best. *random*



Also: UMK3 rawks.

Argh! my Fabio pic wont work!!!:grr:

Yeahhi, isn't that a good thing?

no the new nOOb sig with fabio on it wont work

[<i></i>img]http://makonetwork.alpha-designs.net/stalin/fabiowrench.gif[/<i></i>img]

Copy/paste that into your sig, and you should get this:

http://makonetwork.alpha-designs.net/stalin/fabiowrench.gif

Ok thanks! now I see where I messed up...Heh stupid noob:mog:

Ok, time's up. People can run for a second forum if they choose. Here's what's available:

The Artist's Gallery
Magestar: Legacy of an Adept
Random ORPG Forum
Final Fantasy I-IV
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy XI
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum
General Squaresoft

I will take General Chat.

Eyes On Each Other, please thanks.

We will win right? I've betted my unborn son on this. *yoinks Writer's Corner*

Your child will not fall into the manly hands of Fabio, I promise you.

i want teh Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger forum, OMFG!! plzkthxbye:D

General Archive. Heh =P

If no one wants to take Gen. Final Fantasy, sign me up for that one, too.

I'll take Introductions/Discussion, etc. please & thx

you stole my signature!

*hails Bruckner*

Huh?

It used to be about the n00bs, repo, it used to be about the n00bs...

!


http://eestlinc.netfirms.com/sarabanner.GIF

Mikztsu, how do you explain this!?

Alright, I know that the elections are coming soon, but how exactly do they work?

Nobody knows.

How do I get Zidane in Final Fantasy 1??/??>??>/?

Great, Del. Thanks for the input. This will really be fun! Is there anything I should know, since this is the first election I've been an integral part of.

EDIT: By the way, who's going to take the third round of questions? I can help you guys come up with good answers, if need be.

Originally posted by God
!


http://eestlinc.netfirms.com/sarabanner.GIF

Mikztsu, how do you explain this!?

Umm...

What is there to explain?

YOU dare to CLAIM your <i>Bruckner Party</i> *SPIT* is offspring of the Newbie Party, YET YOU PROMOTE OLDSCHOOL! You disgust me, you are filthy, filthy, FILTHY!

I'd just like to apologise as the Newbie that has both Mik and Skye as offspring ;_; They know not what they do. Someday, they'll realise how awful they're being to the general population.

Never go against the Family...

I or Nait will answer the questions, pretty much whoever feels like doing it first.

Sounds good to me. Let me know if there's any last minute promoting I can do for the RNP.

The deadline approaches. I need to order the members/forums by priority and send it to DC. I'm just going to go in the order joined, unless someone has a better solution.

Elections are tomorrow. I wish everyone herer in the RNP the best! *wishes

Yeah goodluck everyone! and we all know RNP will rule all the world!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, here is the order I sent it. If you have a problem, um, notify me within the next day?

Staff Forum - Nait
Feedback Forum - Del Murder
The Lounge - RyuKishi
Study Hall - TrowaBartonIV
Final Fantasy VIII - Sefie
Final Fantasy VII - Joe Keen
Help Forum - Yamaneko
Final Fantasy Tactics - IlGreven
General Gaming Discussion - Hsu
Site Staff - Loony BoB
Final Fantasy IX - Kuja Trance
Final Fantasy VI - StriderX284
General Chat - Del Murder
Eyes on Each Other - RyuKishi
Introductions/Discussion, etc. - TrowaBartonIV
The Writer's Corner - Joe Keen
Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger - Yamaneko
General Archive - Loony BoB
General Final Fantasy - StriderX284

looks fine to me. Good luck everyone!

*hopes everyone is voting*

Murd, Nait, you might want to send around some PM's to the members =)

Hey newbies, one question... what colours are your socks?:mad:

Sure, how do you mass pm?

*enforces zinger2099*

Erk. That's a Staff-only function >_*

I've voted, of course, for everyone in this party. Best of luck to us all.

Originally posted by StriderX284
I've voted, of course, for everyone in this party. Best of luck to us all.
As should EVERY ONE OF YOU.

BoB: That's why I asked, chief.

You want me to send them out? If so, just PM me with what you want me to send, and who you want it sent to.

Hey, if you guys need any help with any extreme 11th hour rallying for the RNP, let me know whenever you get the PMs out.

Where exactly in the East Bay do you live, Strider?

Hayward. I go to school up on the hill, too.

Tomorrow I want you to go to Arby's in Hayward and pass out campaign buttons for The RNP. I know it's there because I almost robbed it five years ago.

Arby's, huh? I wasn't aware there was one around here. Where is it?

I don't know. We never ended up going.

You realize, of course, that divulging information that a leader of the Reformed Newbie Party "almost robbed an Arby's" may reflect poorly on the RNP, correct? As head of PR, we need to cover this up immediately.

By robbed I meant cuddled, and by Arby's I meant teddy bear.

Good call, Del. That works perfectly. Code! How could I not see it?

Robbed eh? That sounds like something the Thief Party would do, even if you did try to cover it up later. I am guessing that you all are now part of the Thief Party then? No need to answer. I will just assume and change all the votes for RNP I have received to votes for the Thief Party. You're welcome.

Hootenanny, we can still see your screen name. You must not be a very good thief.

Actually, I'm just relying on the stupidity of the members, and so far, it's paying off big time!

*twitch*






*lynches Hooters*

*scrapes the scraps and leftovers of last nights dinner into Hootenanny's bin*

Mmm...leftovers.


Needs more salt.

*blows his nose and uses the bin again*

Meh. *tosses it on snot pile* I really should have picked an empty bin to hide in.