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Spatvark 03-10-2003, 09:32 PM Well dammit, if pr00t's doing it, I'm not gonna be left behind!
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Cower mortals! In this new election, the longest running party EoFF has ever known is once again running, and Goatsecs is now more evil than ever before! Bow down before your dark messiah! The Goatsecs party has one intention, and one intention only: to take over the world! Of course, EoFF is as good a starting place as any other.
Policies you say? We believe in discriminating firmly against newbies, despite the fact that even I was one once. If it wasn't for the hell I went through then, I wouldn't be half the man I am today! However, newbies are stil welcome to the party; we're always on the lookout for some snitches.
We believe in evil for all, shiny things for Wyllius and as many underage japanese schoolgirls for Kishi as we can get! Also, we stand by the decision to censor that most evil of words, the fish that shall not be named. But most of all, we want to take your souls and put them to work in harvesting the energies of the planet so we can then take control! You know it makes sense!
Mwa ha ha... MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA! UWEEHEHHEHEHEHEEEEHEEEE!! FWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!
And as always, our party platform will be made of only the finest wood!
Current members are:
Purgatory
Mr. Graves
Dew Drop
Jowy
WarZidane
Loki
Daryl
Citizen Bleys
Super Christ
The Black Mage
All new Goatsecs members, please stick the following code into your sigs:
<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30787" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/ableys3.txt" alt="Goatsecs: Because evil is just THAT fun!" border=0></img></a>
This will stick <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30787" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/ableys3.txt" alt="Goatsecs: Because evil is just THAT fun!" border=0></img></a> into your sigs! A mere snip of 13.9kb!
Time to start grabbing the forums where you can! Post with the forum you want to run for =P
General Chat: Dew Drop
Eyes on Each Other: Mr. Graves
The Lounge: Loki
General Gaming Discussion: Super Christ
The Artist's Gallery: Purgatory
The Writer's Corner: Purgatory
Study Hall: Purgatory
General Archive: Citizen Bleys
Site Staff: Purgatory
Help Forum: Purgatory
Feedback Forum: Purgatory
Magestar: Legacy of an Adept: Purgatory
Introductions/Discussion, etc.: Purgatory
Random ORPG Forum: Purgatory
Final Fantasy I-IV: Purgatory
Final Fantasy V: Purgatory
Final Fantasy VI: Daryl
Final Fantasy VII: Purgatory
Final Fantasy VIII: Purgatory
Final Fantasy IX: Purgatory
Final Fantasy X: Purgatory
Final Fantasy XI: Purgatory
Final Fantasy Tactics: Jowy
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum: Purgatory
General Final Fantasy: Purgatory
Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger: WarZidane
General Squaresoft: Purgatory
Mr. Graves 03-10-2003, 09:35 PM I might join this one... I'm not sure. I'll think it over. (I probably will...)
EDIT: **** it. Sign me up. :)
Dew Drop 03-10-2003, 09:57 PM Aw, :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull: in a goldfish pond. Sign me up, dearie :D
Mr. Graves 03-10-2003, 09:58 PM **pats Rei on the head** You chose wisely!
Peegee 03-10-2003, 09:58 PM JEFF OFF...I join no klan!
Ooh, it radiates evil. Consider me in.
Mikztsu 03-10-2003, 10:39 PM Everyone who joins this party, feel free to change your mind and join the Bruckner and Fabio-hailers.
Spatvark 03-10-2003, 10:41 PM Oh boy, you just had to start it already, didn't you Mik? *invades other party threads*
Mr. Graves 03-10-2003, 10:48 PM Originally posted by Mikztsu
Everyone who joins this party, feel free to change your mind and join the Bruckner and Fabio-hailers.
:x_x:
No.
Leeza 03-10-2003, 10:50 PM You know that you'll be sorry if you don't. You just <i>know</i> it.
Mr. Graves 03-10-2003, 10:51 PM Why do I doubt that??:p
Leeza 03-10-2003, 10:52 PM Oh no! Whatever shall I do? I've just realised I'm in the wrong party whatsoever! Please oh mighty Spat, please let me into your party!
<b>This is what Spat wishes and dreams that he will hear me say! Sod Off, Spat!</b>
WarZidane 03-10-2003, 11:11 PM Ooh, evil! I shall join this one then. :D
Blues Agent 03-10-2003, 11:14 PM I have to admit, this year's version of Goatsecs is better. ;) But I'm still going with Snizzist! Just as evil, but not evil enough.
Mikztsu 03-10-2003, 11:25 PM Hmm...so they are already editing posts of Bruckner party members.>=o Nothing else could be expected from heathens like Goatsecs.
Spatvark 03-10-2003, 11:30 PM Well duh, we're the evil ones remember!
Leeza 03-10-2003, 11:31 PM I agree, Mik. They've had plenty of experience with their evil ways. I can see that we are going to have to always be watching each other's backs here.
Mikztsu 03-10-2003, 11:33 PM Well, if this continues, you can do so as well in the name of Fabio and Bruckner. *hails*
Mr. Graves 03-10-2003, 11:47 PM Heh.
To show the parties my devotion to the only party with some real taste, I have taken off my Pigoda sig. Note that I adore that sig more than my life. (Not really, but I did like it alot...) So, if you think you can win me over, you may as well forget that and save yourself disappointment.
EDIT: Goatsecs members, listen up. Bleys has posted something in the feedback forum which we all should read. In short, Sakare Yume is going to decide the election. Our parties could be shot all to heck! Just thought I'd let you people know...
eestlinc 03-11-2003, 12:49 AM Go ahead and join the Goatsecs. You will become one with HAME and your fate will be sealed. All HAME will be purged by the divine powers of Anton Brucker.
HOOTERS 03-11-2003, 01:19 AM Hmm...I like the vast quantities of evil but there's something missing...
eestlinc 03-11-2003, 01:29 AM what's missing is your soul.
Dew Drop 03-11-2003, 09:09 AM Nah. Goatsecs are...secsy 0.0
We have the l33t scary assed banner :D
I am forsaking all others.
*Becomes one with the Goatsecs*
Spatvark 03-11-2003, 10:50 PM Welcome Dan, I have your dress already waiting for you XD
HOORJ 03-11-2003, 11:19 PM What is your party's opinion on goatse deflation over the year in stock?
CloudDragon 03-12-2003, 05:09 AM You people are missing out, join the Bruckner Party and free yourself of HAME!
Dew Drop 03-12-2003, 08:33 AM Originally posted by Purgatory and as many underage japanese schoolgirls for Kishi as we can get!
So that's why you asked me to join 0.0!!!
Daryl 03-12-2003, 07:46 PM I've been a Goatsec in both the last two years' elections. I even still have my banner from last year's election. I was looking at the Bruckner party (they have Bruckner, and tentacles!), but I must remain loyal to the Goatsecs.
Sign me up, yo. >=D
Mr. Graves 03-12-2003, 08:02 PM Welcome aboard, Daryl.
Do you think we should start deciding on who gets what forums, or continue to wait for more members??
Spatvark 03-12-2003, 08:02 PM Updated the first post =P
Mr. Graves 03-12-2003, 08:09 PM All right. I'll pick Eyes On Each Other, Final Fantasy 1-4, FF5, and General FF. I might take whatever forums is left from the picking too.
Is that ok?
Daryl 03-12-2003, 08:11 PM Thanks for the welcome.
If we're picking forums, I'll take FFVI... I'm pretty sure that's what I had last time. xD
I'll take the lounge. :x?
Spatvark 03-12-2003, 09:11 PM You can only pick one forum Mr Graves, though good try at monopolizing it. We all know monopolies are evil XD
Mr. Graves 03-12-2003, 09:21 PM Ok then. I'll take Eyes On Each Other.
Dew Drop 03-12-2003, 09:55 PM I'll have General Chat plzkthx :D I post in here the most xD
WarZidane 03-12-2003, 09:57 PM I'll take the Chrono Cross/Chrono Trigger forum then? :D
How about me taking the FFT forum? :D?
Shiroi Kumo 03-13-2003, 12:01 AM Wow, this thread radiates evil...in Bleys form...
*doesn't care*
Cheers.
Mr. Graves 03-13-2003, 12:04 AM Originally posted by Shiroi Kumo
Wow, this thread radiates evil...in Bleys form...
*doesn't care*
Cheers.
Elaboration??
Dew Drop 03-13-2003, 08:23 AM The kewl evil banner maybe? *Worships it*
Citizen Bleys 03-14-2003, 03:31 AM Alright, it just doesn't feel right to not be in Goatsecs, especially with my mug on the banner.
Count me in. General Archive would be good.
Shiroi Kumo 03-14-2003, 03:41 AM This Party is evil...eeevil!
Repent now, come back to the light...Vote Kumo!
Leeza 03-14-2003, 05:12 AM *hails <a href="http://leeza160.homestead.com/files/chemicalbruckner_1_.mp3">Bruckner</a> to ward off evil*
Shiroi Kumo 03-14-2003, 05:35 AM Bruckner? Pfft, Bruckner is too neutral, quit sitting on the fence. :p
Vote Kumo!
Leeza 03-14-2003, 05:38 AM Bruckner is the voice and sound of reason.
*hails*
Giggles 03-14-2003, 05:53 AM All hail Bruckner. You and I. All hail Bruckner. Bruckner and I.
*hails w/ Leeza*:beer:
Election Booth 03-14-2003, 06:09 AM EDIT: Goatsecs members, listen up. Bleys has posted something in the feedback forum which we all should read. In short, Sakare Yume is going to decide the election. Our parties could be shot all to heck! Just thought I'd let you people know...
<font color=#AFEEEE>Damn straight! ...SO SPELL MY NAME RIGHT! >=D That is all.
Yes, that was a joke for those that missed it. :p
Del Murder 03-14-2003, 06:12 AM Well, being my arch rivals and everything, Goatsecs gets a Newbie Rating of 3. That's still better than the Snizzists.
Super Christ 03-14-2003, 11:55 AM Once again this year, I throw my full support behind Goatsecs. Sign me up, and I'll try to think of what forum to run for.
BRUCKNER IS THE TRUE EVIL! DONUT LISTEN TO THE LYING MEMBERS OF THAT PARTY! THEY ARE LEADING YOU TO YOUR DESTRUCTION YOU FOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Ahem. Goatsecs 4 lief.
Mr. Graves 03-14-2003, 06:56 PM Originally posted by Loki
BRUCKNER IS THE TRUE EVIL! DONUT LISTEN TO THE LYING MEMBERS OF THAT PARTY! THEY ARE LEADING YOU TO YOUR DESTRUCTION YOU FOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Just vote Goatsecs, everyone.
Welcome aboard Bleys and Super Christ
Super Christ 03-15-2003, 10:00 AM I think I'd like to run for General Gaming; heck, I might even win - I won the Chrono forums last year. Now, the thing we need is an official party slogan. And whoever's building our party platform needs to get started.
Spatvark 03-15-2003, 10:05 AM Oh excellent, you've still got last years banner XD *edits first post accordingly and carries on writing his speech*
Super Christ 03-15-2003, 10:12 AM I've even got some banners that I think are from the first years elections, and that's from before I even joined - I could post them as attatchments if anyone wants.
Mr. Graves 03-15-2003, 11:12 PM That would be sweet. I like the sig that Spat made this year better than the one you have, Super Christ. The flame effect with Bleys' head owns. Although your sig is cool also. :cool:
Spatvark 03-15-2003, 11:22 PM Uhm, I didn't exactly make it... Nait did and I stole it, sticking the text on it myself XD
Originally posted by Purgatory
Uhm, I didn't exactly make it... Nait did and I stole it, sticking the text on it myself XD
I am a God of Elections, and I vote the RNP.
You should too. ;D
Levian 03-16-2003, 04:15 PM Hey hey, I will be joining this part for god knows what! but the important thing is that I join right? :p
It's not important which forum I get, just put me somewhere if you want to.
WarZidane 03-16-2003, 04:22 PM A wise decision! ;)
*hands pass for free alcohol*
Anyone who joins now can also get this pass, so join!
Dew Drop 03-17-2003, 09:02 AM You're all scary, scary children.
And I love it :D
Super Christ 03-17-2003, 12:39 PM So I wonder when Kishi and Wyllius will join; or even if they will join this year?
Daryl 03-17-2003, 08:01 PM Doubtful.
Cloud_Strife189 03-17-2003, 10:11 PM Hell, I may as well join, I like things all evil and ................... *snore*
or not :D I wont support anybody else though (just for the record so you dont burn my house down :p)
<b>Please try not to double-post. Use the edit/delete button. ~ Leeza</b>
Dew Drop 03-18-2003, 09:00 AM Come on guys! We're not even half as active as the other parties. I tried shameless advertising but it didn't work :>
Del Murder 03-18-2003, 09:30 AM Maybe you should try shameful advertising.
EDIT: On second thought, forget all this garbage and come join The Reformed Newbie Party.
Mr. Graves 03-18-2003, 05:25 PM Originally posted by Dew Drop
Come on guys! We're not even half as active as the other parties. I tried shameless advertising but it didn't work :>
Oh, I've been busy, Rei. I've been trying to keep someone from slandering us. ;)
HINT: See 'Kumo party' thread.
Strider 03-18-2003, 10:01 PM Besides the free pass for alcohol (which I can't actually use), what else can the Goatsecs Party offer a person such as myself? I'm still undecided, and I'm debating between every party. . . minus the Bruckners.
Mr. Graves 03-18-2003, 10:06 PM We offer a sense of unity. Cool people Like Rei (Dew Drop), Loki, myself, and our leader Spatvark to buddy up with. The evilness is just an image, I swear.
*runs off*
Strider 03-18-2003, 10:08 PM Hmm. . . well, if you're dissin' your own party's values like that. . . I don't know about joining you guys then.
I'll wait until I get an answer from Purgatory before I do anything, though.
Mr. Graves 03-18-2003, 10:09 PM That was a joke.
Strider 03-18-2003, 10:10 PM Oh, I gotcha. *nods
I'll wait for Purg, though.
Mr. Graves 03-18-2003, 10:11 PM Fair enough. *nods* :D
Spatvark 03-18-2003, 11:04 PM Uhm, yeah, you can join if you want. I mean, you ARE the Strider Hiryu, the best Strider ever!
...
...
Or was that the other Strider? =P
Well, being evil, we have EVERYTHING, don'tcha know? Ask and ye shall receive :evil:
Tidus777 03-18-2003, 11:58 PM I have a very dumb question...but I need to know. Does this party hate christians? If not...I'm in. :shoot:
ReflectedSin 03-19-2003, 12:07 AM Can't we have a Misato and Yuna loving.... group instead?
Strider 03-19-2003, 12:09 AM Well, I'm not entirely sure evil is my thing.
Every evil group needs a decent person. :D?
Dew Drop 03-19-2003, 08:50 AM Yeah, you have to be the good cop and stop all us bad cops giving everyone else a huge old slap :D?
*glomps Loki cause she feels like it* :>
Daryl 03-19-2003, 06:27 PM Originally posted by Tidus777
I have a very dumb question...but I need to know. Does this party hate christians? If not...I'm in. :shoot:
We don't hate Christians. We are a very open-minded party, we just love evil a whole lot. >=D
Mr. Graves 03-19-2003, 10:05 PM Seeing as people are allowed to run for multiple forums (see the latest posts in the main Elections thread...), can I snatch the Final Fantasy 1-4 forum too?? Possibly FF5, too?
Wyllius 03-20-2003, 12:12 AM Originally posted by Super Christ
So I wonder when Kishi and Wyllius will join; or even if they will join this year?
So very doubtful. I've not even been offered payments or oil for guns.
Wyll, You know full well you're aloud access to withdraw as much money as you please from the bank account overseas.
Dew Drop 03-20-2003, 08:56 AM In the country we like to call Bleys-land where all the goats run wild!
...I'm sure I left that damn country somewhere *looks*
Excel 03-24-2003, 12:18 PM Are you people still alive? -Pokes-
stuffing 03-24-2003, 01:52 PM I think not
Citizen Bleys 03-24-2003, 03:19 PM I am :D
Levian 03-24-2003, 05:35 PM Ditto :)
Mr. Graves 03-24-2003, 06:31 PM Still up and running.
Excel 03-24-2003, 08:44 PM Good. Then count me in for the party?!
WarZidane 03-24-2003, 11:02 PM Yay!
*gives pass for free alcohol*
Welcome then. :D
Excel 03-25-2003, 10:13 AM Whoo hoo! Evil, Evil, Evil! -dances- :giddy:
So... what does this party... do? :rolleyes2
Mr. Graves 03-28-2003, 01:45 AM I think someone hacked into this thread or something...all of our Goatsecs Logos are broken....
(Switches to Pagoda until its fixed...)
EDIT: Can't find it...:(
Spatvark 03-28-2003, 12:50 PM No, my angelfire account got terminated which was hosting the image XD
I wonder why that was...
EDIT: OK, I nabbed myself a new angelfire site and here's the NEW code to stick in your sigs.
<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30787" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/ableys3.txt" alt="Goatsecs: Because evil is just THAT fun!" border=0></img></a>
Dew Drop 03-29-2003, 04:12 PM ...Does it work? xDDD
Spatvark 03-29-2003, 04:40 PM Yeah it works. And it's all Bleys' fault my old angelfire site got terminated *nods*
Dew Drop 03-30-2003, 12:09 PM Everything is all Bleys' fault! Existance on this planet is due to the fact he went back in time and dropped an egg and cress sandwhich on a prehuman beach :> [/Terry Pratchett]
Lord Xehanort 03-31-2003, 09:10 AM Eww! You guys screw goats. Can you say syphilis?
Daryl 03-31-2003, 01:09 PM Not anywhere in our thread do we mention goat-screwing. You must have us confused with... that other party, over there. *points to a random party thread*
Lord Xehanort 03-31-2003, 10:18 PM Your name is GOATSEX!
Spatvark 03-31-2003, 10:20 PM No, it's Goatsecs. BIG difference there. And might I say that KidLover is hardly the best of names either, so stop knocking the name or we might just have to get nasty *glowers*
Lord Xehanort 03-31-2003, 10:23 PM *draws sword* I challenge you to a duel of words sir! You are a satanic cult and I hate you almost as much as the Ace party!
Daryl 03-31-2003, 10:24 PM You wouldn't like us... if we had to get... nasty... *twitch*
*big cheery anime-style grin* VOTE GOATSECS!!! ^_^
Mr. Graves 03-31-2003, 10:27 PM Kidlover, you can't win. Give up or....something.
Lord Xehanort 03-31-2003, 10:27 PM Bring it punk! *gets groove on*
Daryl 04-01-2003, 12:24 AM This is getting kinda pointless now.
I hate to act like a moderator in my party's own beloved thread, but, howabout we pretend to be on a topic? In other words, KidLover, less swords more politics. Or something.
I'd hate to close this thread or ban anyone. ;) *finger twitches towards close/ban buttons*
Heh... ahh, just being in this thread makes me more evil. VOTE GOATSECS!
eestlinc 04-01-2003, 05:22 AM KidLover needs to SHUT UP.
*sex0r-lollyguptua Daryl while I'm in here*
Dew Drop 04-01-2003, 02:47 PM *notes the Billy goat hiding behind KL* Hey, aren't baby goats called Kids? ;) And you're saying we like to screw goats? Tut tut ;D
Lord Xehanort 04-01-2003, 09:11 PM *slashes Dew Drop*
I am talking about Schala Zeal from Chrono Cross you friggin' moron!:mad2:
Spatvark 04-01-2003, 09:21 PM 1) Kid is not Schala Zeal. They are separate entities, despite Kid being a clone of Schala.
2) Stop spamming this thread now, or I report the Bruckner party and get them thrown out of the elections =D?
Daryl 04-01-2003, 11:16 PM Originally posted by eestlinc
*sex0r-lollyguptua Daryl while I'm in here*
And <i>that</i>, my friends, is why I almost joined the Bruckner party. *lollyguptuas eeeeeest*
yay for goatsecs lolol ;)
Dew Drop 04-02-2003, 10:33 AM Originally posted by KidLover
*slashes Dew Drop*
I am talking about Schala Zeal from Chrono Cross you friggin' moron!:mad2:
Ever heard of wit? I believe it's very popular in Milan right now ;)
Levian 04-02-2003, 04:37 PM Originally posted by KidLover
I am talking about Schala Zeal from Chrono Cross you friggin' moron!:mad2:
isn't she from chrono trigger?
I haven't played cc, but I remember a schala zeal in CT :)
anyway, long live goatsecs, vote for us, have an evil day.
Dew Drop 04-02-2003, 06:31 PM AAAAACK! Our logo is a broken link again xP If you give me the image, I can put it on my paid for server? x.x Then it will never be a broken link *kicks angelfire*
Spatvark 04-02-2003, 06:34 PM Looks fine and dandy to me Tiff *glomps*
EDIT: OK, if you want to represent a second or even more forums, just holler, and do it quick. Currently, I'm running for about 20 of them just to get the coverage but mweh. Feel free to nab any one that has my name next to it EXCEPT the Writer's Corner *glares*
frr_vegeta 04-03-2003, 08:23 PM would this party by chance be considered......communist in any way shape or form? perhaps i would chose to join the darkside, im already evil, so reform is not necessary
Citizen Bleys 04-03-2003, 10:24 PM Communist? More like the Mongol Hordes :D
frr_vegeta 04-03-2003, 10:36 PM :laugh: good enough for me......now then just wait till winter......oh wait that didnt work on them....dammit!
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