Ifrit's Bodyguard guards Eyes on YOU

Here we GO! The member this time period is Ifrit's Bodyguard. You can ask questions and he will answer the ones he feels comfortable asking...or feels like answering...I guess.

If you wish to update your list of answers then just PM me your new answers. This is for those who submitted already...you all got a PM today from me so you know who you are. If you didn't get a PM then don't bother trying to trick me. It will not work. The updating of the member answers thing originally came from Krystle.

This will be up from now to around 11:59pm(Sunday-ish...I Think...I hope)

I will NOT take any more applications. I will from here forth REJECT them. Since I will be saying this right here every time from now on you have NO excuse as to why you thought you could turn in an application thingy.

Please Sticky this. Thank you :)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 01)</font> What is your REAL name?
David Irvine

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 02)</font> What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online:Ifrits Bodyguard I suppose

Offline:None, part from my second name but me don’t think that counts

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 03)</font> What is your Birthday and current Age?
19, 19-4-83 (British dating)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 04)</font> Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
In a wee village near Glasgow, Scotland

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 05)</font> What is your Hieght and Wieght(wieght is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
I’m bout 5”9 and I have no clue how heavy

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 06)</font> What color are your eyes and your hair?
Blue et red

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 07)</font> What is your favorite color?
Blue I suppose

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 08)</font> What is your favorite food or meal?
Curry

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 09)</font> What are your hobbies and/or interests?
Drinking with my mates

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 10)</font> Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
Nope

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 11)</font> What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
Student

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 12)</font> What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Trousers/shirt/shoes

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 13)</font> What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Pah, dunno, something with guitars and talent is good

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 14)</font> What is your favorite band/group/singer?
Certainly Delirious

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 15)</font> How many languages do you speak and what are they?
One, I bet you can guess what it is

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 16)</font> Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Yes once, it was quite cool, we just wandered about a bit and blethered

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 17)</font> If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
No Thanks, I hate questions like that.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 18)</font> If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
I’m happy here

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 19)</font> What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
I wish I had my degree just now but we’ll see what happens when(if) I get it

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 20)</font> What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
Knowing my Saviour

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 21)</font> What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
yeah

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 22)</font> If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
yeah

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 23)</font> Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
Yip I love my girlfriend

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 24)</font> What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
Realising the truth of Jesus’ gift

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 25)</font> What do you think others think of you?
Everyone I know seems to like me

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 26)</font> What do you feel your best trait is?
Dunno, ask someone who knows me

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 27)</font> What do you think your worst trait is?
As above

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 28)</font> Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
I don’t

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 29)</font> Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
I don’t

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 30)</font> What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Something that makes me laugh

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 31)</font> What is your favorite movie?
The best movie that I’ve seen in the last couple of months was Golmember

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 32)</font> What is your favorite television show?
Dunno, Simpsons maybe, I’d actually go out of my way to watch it.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 33)</font> What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
So far it’s been FF8

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 34)</font> What is your favorite game?
FF8

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 35)</font> How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Looking for some FF8 info once I stumbled upon it

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 36)</font> Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I just like the community, I’ve met people who I like and it’s something to do.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 37)</font> What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
The members

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 38)</font> What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
General chat

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 39)</font> The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Yeah yeah, it’s called juice, or ginger

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 40)</font> Is there anything else that you would like to add?
Nope.

Wasn't this thread supposed to be called "Eyes on YOU bumps and grinds with Ifrits Bodyguard"?

Cheers.

Do you believe in fairies?

Are you a natural redhead?

Do you think Ifrit to be a bit weak, hence him needing a bodyguard?

Why is FFVIII better than FFVII?

In what ways is dark red superior to skyblue?

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>Originally posted by Shiroi Kumo
Wasn't this thread supposed to be called "Eyes on YOU bumps and grinds with Ifrits Bodyguard"?

Cheers.

Or something like that (I think it was "gets jiggy")
Ed: Pay attention.

Originally posted by Burtsplurt
Do you believe in fairies?

Are you a natural redhead?

Do you think Ifrit to be a bit weak, hence him needing a bodyguard?

Why is FFVIII better than FFVII?



*remembers* "now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green fairy liquid"

Yeah sure I do, they make washing up liquid.

Yes, I am a natural red head, there's a pic of me from about 3 years back in the album

Ifrit's cool, he got me out of many battles alive when I didn't know what I was doing with FF8, so when I decided I didn't like my screename to be my name and first initial (davidi) I thought I would include Ifrit in it, I just didn't want to have a pure "I love Ifrit" lameass name so I have a "look how cool I am" lameass name.

I'm sure I could give you 17 reasons why FF8 is better than 7

1. I can play it and respond to this thread at the same time.
2. No-one spoils the ending before you have even finished the game *glares randomly at those who love to put THAT spoiler in places*
3. No-one has boxes in the shape of hands in 8
4. They don't faff about with secondary characters too much.
5. And neither do they feed you the whole story with the secondary characters on a plate although they all have one.
6. Squall sounds more manly than Cloud.
7. In fact, Zidane even sounds more manly than Cloud.
8. There's no bloody MP meter.
9. This means we don't run out of MP.
10. You want to kill Seifer right from the start, even when you don't know if he'll be a good guy or not
11. That opening sequence was top notch, swords, blood and Rinoa losing her flower, superb.
12. 8's characters follow each other like little ducks, 7's characters do some strange thing jumping into each others bodies and stuff.
13. Mad Rush kicks arse.
14. Edea looks like a baddie.
15. R=U is now a banned topic cos so many people were arguing about it.
16. They keep paying me for walking around, it's great.
17. It's like a brother to me.



Originally posted by Cloud
In what ways is dark red superior to skyblue?

It's firey and fire's cool, it's all or nothing, powerful, all-consuming, and red looks nice.

Does Mel Gibson do a good Scottish accent in Braveheart?
Do you have a strong Scottish accent?
Do you want me to give 17 reasons why FF7 is better than FF8?

Originally posted by Joe Keen
Does Mel Gibson do a good Scottish accent in Braveheart?
Do you have a strong Scottish accent?
Do you want me to give 17 reasons why FF7 is better than FF8?
<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>
Hell no, it's one of the worst I've heard.

Apparently I do, I dunno, I'd attach a file but my stupid mic isn't working properly.

Yes please, 17, no more no less

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>Originally posted by Ifrit's Bodyguard
6. Squall sounds more manly than Cloud.
7. In fact, Zidane even sounds more manly than Cloud.</font></font>Gee, thanks. :eep:

It's funny because it's true! But I would also like to point out that Zidane has a tail. What a freak! Not to mention that he is from FF9, the undisputed suck-fest of the entire Final Fantasy series. But, alas, without FF9, there would be no FFX, or FFX-2.

In a completely unrelated matter, first post! Yeah!

Shorts/skirt or pants?

If you were going to be paid a lot of money, would you eat a cat?

Originally posted by Ifrit's Bodyguard
Originally posted by Joe Keen
Do you want me to give 17 reasons why FF7 is better than FF8?

Yes please, 17, no more no less

1. FFVIII is too long to type in Roman numerals.
2. Cloud has the hairstyle everyone secretly tries to do/wakes up with in the morning.
3. There's a man with grey long hair, a cape and a 6ft sword in it that kills stuff.
4. It has a <a href="http://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7bleeproom.jpg" target="_blank">"&$#% room"</a> in the Honey Bee Inn.
5. It has the most <a href="http://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7delicate.jpg" target="_blank">homosexual</a> <a href="http://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7justlikeyou.jpg" target="_blank">undertones</a> in a game, ever.
6. It has the greatest <a href="http://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7beacause.gif" target="_blank">typos</a> and <a href="http://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7-aresick.gif" target="_blank">Engrish</a> ever.
7. <strike>Mr T</strike> Barret plays a large part in the game.
8. One-Winged Angel is like the most r0x song ever.
9. You can't get to Lv100 before the first mission like you can in FFVIII.
10. You actually wet your pants when you bump into Emerald WEAPON.
11. Nothings as satisfying as evading the Midgar Zolom in the swamp and making it to the other side without using a Chocobo and not getting into a fight.
12. No-one runs as fast as Cid Highwind, go guy, GO!
13. Most <a href="http://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7-insults.gif" target="_blank">swear-words</a> and <a href="htp://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7retard.jpg" target=_blank">insults</a> in an FF ever.
14. It introduced like a gazillion people to RPG's.
15. It has <a href="http://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7-orthopedic.jpg" target="_blank">underwear</a> <a href="http://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7underwearbandits.jpg" target="_blank">bandits</a>.
16. Kishi likes it.
17. and finally, it has <a href="http://ffcolaboration.homestead.com/files/ff7-papa.jpg" target="_blank">DON CORNEO</a>, man.

What do you think of the above?

What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...this world?
...EoFF?

Originally posted by Stupid Newbie
It's funny because it's true! But I would also like to point out that Zidane has a tail. What a freak! Not to mention that he is from FF9, the undisputed suck-fest of the entire Final Fantasy series. But, alas, without FF9, there would be no FFX, or FFX-2.

In a completely unrelated matter, first post! Yeah!
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You are such a newbie.

Ifrit: Was Sean Connery not the coolest Bond ever?

You say something with guitars and talent, name a few song examples.

Originally posted by Shiroi Kumo
Gee, thanks. :eep:

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>Anytime my friend

Originally posted by Stupid Newbie
It's funny because it's true! But I would also like to point out that Zidane has a tail. What a freak! Not to mention that he is from FF9, the undisputed suck-fest of the entire Final Fantasy series. But, alas, without FF9, there would be no FFX, or FFX-2.

In a completely unrelated matter, first post! Yeah!

Maybe, erm no, erm...


Originally posted by Timbit
Shorts/skirt or pants?

Yeah, over here we don't call them pants but I get what you are getting at, jeans, they be good.

Originally posted by Winged Sorceress
If you were going to be paid a lot of money, would you eat a cat?

Probably, why not, I've eaten Kangaroo, Aligator and stuff before, as long as it's cooked.

Ok, dinner time.

EDIT: Ok dinner's finished,

Joe Keen, "What do you think of the above?"

yeah, it's an ok game, it still has some mega catching up to do.

Leeza, Y'know I really wouldn't care what I was remembered for after leaving anywhere, I'd love to think I was doing someone some good right now while I'm still here and I'd want to think that my friends all feel the same way for me as I do for them adn if that's the case then I shouldn't worry what they remember me for. Anyway, death is not the end, thats certain and I hope all of my friends come to realise this (and yes they are starting to) that way memories are just a building up process for when I see them again.

Hsu, Yeah he was good, though I'm sort of sick of sean "look how Scottish I am even though I don't want to live anywhere near the country" Connery maybe he should have stuck to acting and left politics alone.

ChocoboDragon, I like music that is sencere, I like Delirious? there main guitarist Stu G is one of the best I have ever heard, on tracks like Investigate he steals the show and he's probably the reason some of their songs last 8+ minutes.

*points* (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=439585#post439585)

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>Yeah sorry man, I sort of worked out that that was your real name after reading Aika's thread, I was only having a laugh with my 17 reasons anyway.

Are you stronger than a sack of potatos?

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>Y'know, it's funny you should ask, I've never really tested myself against a sack of potatoes, although I am definatly stronger than a small bag of potatoes and a sack of carrots.

Do you like to bump and grind?

Originally posted by Del Murder
Do you like to bump and grind?

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>Why, yes, Mr Bond.