Halan smacks some sense into Eyes on YOU

Here we GO! The member this time period is Halan. You can ask questions and she will answer the ones she feels comfortable asking...or feels like answering...I guess.

If you wish to update your list of answers then just PM me your new answers. This is for those who submitted already...you all got a PM today from me so you know who you are. If you didn't get a PM then don't bother trying to trick me. It will not work. The updating of the member answers thing originally came from Krystle.

This will be up from now to around 11:59pm(Friday-ish...I Think...I hope)

I will NOT take any more applications. I will from here forth REJECT them. Since I will be saying this right here every time from now on you have NO excuse as to why you thought you could turn in an application thingy.

Please Sticky this. Thank you :)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 01)</font> What is your REAL name?
Bonnie Ann Longley

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 02)</font> What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online:Halan, Hallie, Bonbon, Hal, Meatpop

Offline:Bon, Bonbon, Silent Bob, Monkey


<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 03)</font> What is your Birthday and current Age?
July 10, 1983; 19

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 04)</font> Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
Tallahassee, FL. USA

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 05)</font> What is your Hieght and Wieght(wieght is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
5'7'ish, around 115 lbs

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 06)</font> What color are your eyes and your hair?
Eyes: Hazel, but bright green with contacts; Hair: Light Brown, sometimes with blue tips

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 07)</font> What is your favorite color?
Any shade of green

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 08)</font> What is your favorite food or meal?
Shrimp Scampi over Angel Hair Pasta

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 09)</font> What are your hobbies and/or interests?
Marching band, concert band, playing the flute, reading, writing, rithmatic(wahaha, i'm funny), making others laugh, swimming, surfing, watching tv, being with my friends, surfing the internet, joking around with my sister, playing video games, goofing around on my computer, and some other stuff

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 10)</font> Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
1 Brother: 22, 1 sister: 16 (almost 17)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 11)</font> What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
College student

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 12)</font> What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Pants mostly, either baggy or dress pants.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 13)</font> What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Rock Alternative

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 14)</font> What is your favorite band/group/singer?
GooGoo Dolls

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 15)</font> How many languages do you speak and what are they?
Not counting computer languages, I speak 3 languages: English, Spanish and Japanese

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 16)</font> Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
Yes, I met Matt twice, it was wonderful despite the fact that we didn't do much of anything

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 17)</font> If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Energetic Cheese-Monkey

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 18)</font> If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
If I had a way to breath and a way to have someone with me and a way to live a "normal" life, I would like to be on Mars or the moon.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 19)</font> What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
I want to work for a computer company that creates and/or utilizes the programs used to create computer animation in movies.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 20)</font> What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
Hanging out with one of my good friends and just talking with them, like Shelley, Pautzke, or Brandon

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 21)</font> What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
Australia and see the Great Barrier Reef

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 22)</font> If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
A boyfriend that I love and who loves me back just as much

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 23)</font> Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
I had a huge crush on a really good friend of mine named Eric. He worked with me and was one year younger than me, he was funny, cute, entertaining, and we just clicked when we were together. I know he really liked me too. He once told me to call him if I was bored, and when I did he was at the library with some other people from work, and one person there saw my name on the caller id and he ran to get the phone like a guy in the desert running for a glass of water. We went on a "date" that he had to leave early from to meet his curfew, then he ended up hooking up with this slut who worked with us. He ended up being completely fixated on her for the rest of time, even after I asked him to prom.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 24)</font> What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
Hmm, this one is very difficult, I've had to think about this one the hardest, and I really have no clue. I've had many happy moments in my life and many sad moments in my life to counter them. To pick one moment in my life and say it was the best ever would be wrong, because I know I would probably forget another moment in my life that is equally happy. Being accepted into certain programs or organizations, meeting new people, hanging out with old friends, I can't pick one moment in my life that is better than the others.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 25)</font> What do you think others think of you?
I think that they think of me as funny, but sometimes overbearing and annoying

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 26)</font> What do you feel your best trait is?
My quick wit/sense of humor

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 27)</font> What do you think your worst trait is?
My lack of ability to comfort someone

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 28)</font> Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
In front of a computer in Florida working for a no name computer programming company

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 29)</font> Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
In front of a computer in a totally different state than Florida working for Dreamworks, Pixar, etc with a picture of my husband on my desk smiling at me.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 30)</font> What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Comedy or Romance, can't decide. But not Comedic Romance, those always make me cringe

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 31)</font> What is your favorite movie?
Too hard to decide. Its between The Fifth Element, City of Angels, and The Princess Bride

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 32)</font> What is your favorite television show?
Angel or Friends

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 33)</font> What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
FF4

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 34)</font> What is your favorite game?
Boardgame? Computer game? Nintendo/PS game? Not very specific, so I'll name one for each! Boardgame: Taboo, not really a boardgame but fun anyways. Computer Game: Any Myst game, makes me think. Nintendo/PS game: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, always a classic to play, I love seeing if I can do it out of order, do it with only 3 hearts, etc.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 35)</font> How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I was fresh off a moderator position at a very large Zelda board that was part of a very large forum (www.vgf.com). I had quit my moderator position due to the fact that it was not fun anymore, people there refused to listen to anyone in debates or authority, and many people hated me. Rirse, who went to that group of message boards as well for a time before leaving caught wind of my departure, and directed me here. I had recently played my first FF game (FF4) and I registered here, loving the friendly atmosphere and the close knit family that existed.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 36)</font> Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
I recently returned because I went back to school and I have a lot of free time on my hands, ie. I am bored.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 37)</font> What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
The EoFF map, I like seeing where everyone lives, and I helped with part of it

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 38)</font> What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
General Chat

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 39)</font> The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Its Soda, anyone who answers Pop is deluding theirselves

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 40)</font> Is there anything else that you would like to add?
I love cheese, and monkeys. Friends are familiar with my phrase, "Stupid butt-monkey", and also how I believe that cheese solves any problem

Is that "energetic cheese-monkey" as in a monkey made out of energetic cheese, or a cheese-monkey that is energetic?

Are you sure?

What do you think of me?

Half full or half empty?

Can you prove to me that this is a question?

Don't you realise the glass is half full of liquid and half full of air?

The glass is actually slowly draining out a crack in the bottom.

Don't you agree with my better definition of pessimism?

Where do babies come from?

Do you really love yourself??

What up, yo?

Remember kicking Starphyter's (Y!M name) arse to deny him his first ever win at chess about a year ago? *shakes fist*

What, is your quest?

Originally posted by Calliope
1. Is that "energetic cheese-monkey" as in a monkey made out of energetic cheese, or a cheese-monkey that is energetic?
2. Are you sure?
1. WTF? It means I'm an energetic monkey made out of cheese. If I meant it the other way it would have read "Energetic-cheese monkey" Its all in the placement of the hyphen.

2. Not really

Originally posted by Spuuky
What do you think of me?
I dunno, you're funny at ASC sometimes, sometimes not. So I would have to say....blue.

Originally posted by Yamaneko
1. Half full or half empty?
2. Can you prove to me that this is a question?
1. Half Empty, I'm a pessimist. I drank half of the water that was in the glass so there is half as much in there as there was before, so therefore it is half empty.

2. Of course I can you silly hamster. It has a question mark (?) so its a question. And also you raised the tone of your voice at the end of your sentence, thus proving that it is a question. And don't give me a bunch of crap about how you didn't do anything with your voice. Because I know. I KNOW.

Originally posted by Calliope
Don't you realise the glass is half full of liquid and half full of air?
Not to mention tons of tiny organisms living in the water and in the air, as well as skin particles, pollen, and anything else that might be floating in the air. But that didn't really answer the question, so the answer is 59.342

Originally posted by Spuuky
1. The glass is actually slowly draining out a crack in the bottom.

2. Don't you agree with my better definition of pessimism?
1. This isn't a question, and I'm sad because you're trying to answer my questions. :(

2. Your definition of pessimism is that soon there will be no water left in the glass, thus there is no hope. Meh, its ok, but I'd like to think there was at least SOME hope left. Hope floats! Waahhaah...that movie sucked.

Originally posted by Hootenanny
Where do babies come from?
When a man loves a woman and vice versa, or a man just wants to get some action or vice versa, then they have sex, then if the man and woman want a baby, or they were stupid and didn't use protection, then the miracle of life occurs inside the woman's body. The baby grows inside and pops out later after the woman has been thoroughly drugged.

Originally posted by Mr. Graves
Do you really love yourself??
Sure, why not? I've got my cheese, and my monkey stuffed animal, i'm all good.

Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
What up, yo?
Yo, I be tizzzite now yo. I gave a ringring to my old lady and she be a bizznitch to me so I yell "HOLLA!!" and she go away, yo. Den I be hangin wit my broddas in O-Town keepin it real, yo.

Originally posted by Joaquin
Remember kicking Starphyter's (Y!M name) arse to deny him his first ever win at chess about a year ago? *shakes fist*
Um...no, probably because I usually lose at chess because I have no strategy. That and I have a really bad memory.

Originally posted by MecaKane
What, is your quest?
I seek the grail. Wait noooaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!! *falls off cliff*

Oh no, she has fallen. :o
Are you alright?

Originally posted by MecaKane
Oh no, she has fallen. :o
Are you alright?

Its only a flesh wound

got your cheese, got your stuffed monkey animal...got your viewmaster?

and if you were in a house full of expensive shiny things all day by yourself, what would you do, bearing in mind there is NO MILK?

If someone paid you $200 to guard a box for the night and told you not to look in it would you look into the box?

Secondly, who is your least favorite Pacman ghost?

I thought you were a guy. My bad.

Originally posted by Calliope
1. got your cheese, got your stuffed monkey animal...got your viewmaster?

2. and if you were in a house full of expensive shiny things all day by yourself, what would you do, bearing in mind there is NO MILK?

1. I used to have my viewmaster but my mom sold it. *shakes fist*

2. Well, I would carefully walk around the shiny things and not break the...wait no milk? Screw that, everything is getting broken, then i'm running away and blaming it on the 14 cats that I conviently placed in there.

Originally posted by Del Murder
1. If someone paid you $200 to guard a box for the night and told you not to look in it would you look into the box?

2. Secondly, who is your least favorite Pacman ghost?
1. Only a fool would accept the money. Only a big fool would accept the money and not look in the box. It might be a bomb! It might be drugs! It might be anthrax! I would tear it open and then run away and feed it to a bunch of cats and keep the money.

2. Pink. The flippin Pink ghost. The one that automatically knows where you are going to be in 5 seconds and goes there while staying out of your field of vision until you're trapped and its too late.

Originally posted by Mr. Graves
I thought you were a guy. My bad.
Alright, thats it, you and me, at the swingset right now. Honestly, I talked about getting a boyfriend and stuff, didn't that tip you off?

Not really. But then, I hardly know you. (This thread helped a little, though.)

proof eyes on you isn't just a glorified spam thread?

Originally posted by Mr. Graves
Not really. But then, I hardly know you. (This thread helped a little, though.)
Its ok, a lot of people have thought I'm a guy.

Originally posted by Calliope
proof eyes on you isn't just a glorified spam thread?
Nah its spam

Originally posted by Halan
2. Pink. The flippin Pink ghost. The one that automatically knows where you are going to be in 5 seconds and goes there while staying out of your field of vision until you're trapped and its too late.
Are the feelings I feel for you right now true love?

What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...this world?
...EoFF?

what do you think you were remembered for when you left eoff the first time, only to have your triumphant return smashed by the return of other vets simultaneously?

Originally posted by Del Murder
Are the feelings I feel for you right now true love?
Might be, or you might have eaten some bad fish.

Originally posted by Leeza
What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

1. ...this world?
2. ...EoFF?
1. That I helped make a difference in the world and in people's lives
2. That I was a great person who made everyone laugh

Originally posted by Calliope
what do you think you were remembered for when you left eoff the first time, only to have your triumphant return smashed by the return of other vets simultaneously?
I think I was remembered for being the abnoxious little twit who tried to make people laugh with her sarcastic humor only to come off as a total arse. And thank you for remembering/bringing up my comeback that was not a comeback at all (thanks a lot Rainecloud and Tiffikins and other people. >=/)

I just thought I would say I am so honoured to feature in your sig <3

Do I need to ask a question aswell?

Originally posted by Daniel
1. I just thought I would say I am so honoured to feature in your sig <3

2. Do I need to ask a question aswell?
1. I love my sig, its so cute. And I don't have that picture anymore cause my harddrive is gone. I thought about changing it once but then I decided it was too cute! Everything in that picture is cute, even though I think that might be why people are still thinking I am a guy. -_-

2. Nah, remember this is a glorified spam thread

I still have my skwiwoo pictures.

You will have to send me some sometime then

'kay.

I'm stranded at Shaz's house (nightpanthera) because if I venture out, my guitar will get rained on and will most likely warp. drat. Shaz is at work, and after much dithering around on the computer, I went to find milk, but there was no milk, so I tried finding a broom instead. Not as much calcium, but more fibre. Anyway...I've found an alligator, a christmas tree, two irons, but no broom.

So. Do you procrastinate going out when it rains, and where is the broom? And If I'd made this a thread, would it have been closed?

Why is FF4 your favorite Final Fantasy game?

Originally posted by Calliope
1. I'm stranded at Shaz's house (nightpanthera) because if I venture out, my guitar will get rained on and will most likely warp. drat. Shaz is at work, and after much dithering around on the computer, I went to find milk, but there was no milk, so I tried finding a broom instead. Not as much calcium, but more fibre. Anyway...I've found an alligator, a christmas tree, two irons, but no broom.

2. So. Do you procrastinate going out when it rains, and where is the broom? And If I'd made this a thread, would it have been closed?

1. YAY! STORY TIME!
2. I don't care if I get wet so no. The broom is out in the middle of the road and its going to get run over if you don't save it! And yeah, one of the mean mean mean x 5 mods!! (rawr) would probably close it if you made a thread out of it.

Originally posted by Spuuky
Why is FF4 your favorite Final Fantasy game?
Because I've only played FF4 and FF9 and I liked FF4 better, although i'm about 1/8th of the way through FF6.

Which came first? the Chicken or the Egg or the turkey?

I also thought you were a guy.

My bad.

Originally posted by Julia
Which came first? the Chicken the Egg or the turkey?
Everyone knows that the turkey came 3rd, the debate is between the chicken and egg. Because if the egg came first, then where did the egg come from? The chicken! But the chicken came from and egg, and so forth. So the answer is....fark i'm hungry *goes to get some chicken*

Originally posted by Galadrius
1. I also thought you were a guy.

2. My bad.
1. Goddamnit, why? WHY>!!>?!2#"!
2. You are bad. You make me sad. :(

Is it any consolation that I thought you were a girl?

Believe me, she is a girl. ;)

Is Matt a girl?