The Great Oh My God Some Oldbies Just Posted Thread

<center>EDIT: In breaking news, <s>Raistlin has just posted! </s>
Nobody has a clue who Raistlin is! OH MY FREAKING GOD!</center>

Sexay Chef: 108 (including 1 by Sexy Lunch Lady)
Loony BoB: 81 (including 9 by Award Guy) including this thread.
Citizen Bleys: 79 (including 4 by Leena and 18 by Gareas)
mystic ice cube: 59 (including 2 by mystic ice goddess)
Proto: 54 (including 10 by Agent Proto)
Aika: 38
God: 38
Rainecloud: 37
edczxcvbnm: 32 (including 24 for Eyes on YOU)
Dr Unne: 30
Lightning_Demon: 29
Red Wizard: 29
I Need A Hug: 26
Rampala Quistis: 26
Dingo_Jellybean: 25
Ferenan: 24
darkchrono: 22
cheddar_chimp: 21 (including 4 by Psybur)
Shiroi Kumo: 21
Tokki-ru: 21
Aaron: 20
Ifrit's Bodyguard: 20

Yyyyyyyyyyup, got bored. That's the amount of threads done by 'em, from what I could count. There might be more that are done by alternative names of Aaron, or something, but I couldn't be bothered looking for all his alternative names. :p

So uh... yeah. Go Chef. *falls over*

Also, if you feel this needs more to talk about, can you find any useless info (besides the obvious displayed information at the bottom of the index, of course)?

YUO AER A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL I DOUBT IVE MADE 38

Originally posted by God
LOL I DOUBT IVE MADE 38
Not only did you make 38, 10 of them got closed and 4 got moved. ...erm... congratulations?

Hmm, should BloodGuts get honourable mentions for Most Threads Started in the Shortest Time Span?

Cheers.

Not really, I remember some other guy posted the same thread in <i>every</I> FF forum within 5 minutes :p

This is only for General Chat right?

Yeah, just General Chat. That Bloodguts guy got cleaned fast. That was kind of funny how fast it went. Shame, though. *shrugs*

<font face="Comic Sans MS", font size=1, font color=#CC99FF>You'll never see me making any topics in General Chat. I'm a replier, not a topic starter. :D

I only recall making one, and that was my newbie thread way back when.</font>

Just looked back at my old records... only ten threads made in General Chat?! I honestly thought I'd made more... I guess most of them are in the Writer's Corner =P

I don't even know who some of those people are! Hmm.... I should take more notice. I don't understand how Chef managed to create so many, that's some going (especially as I can only remember 2 of them!).

Oh.
My.
God.

We're all doomed.

*shoots self*

Congratulations to Chef and BooB, I guess?

Quality over quantity. Hence I only start threads once in a blue moon, but when I do, they rock. ;)

Heh, because its only General Chat, I can see why I'm not there, but it is Quality over Quantity as Cactuar2000 pointed out.

okay i have been here for....what, 3 months? and i am in 6th place?!?!?!?!?


I am feeling oddly pathetic :)

I've been here since 03-31-2002, and I'm not even up there.

All I can say, is live with it.

I'm not surprised I'm not on there, I've made more threads in the last month than in the last year. Seeing Cheffie #1 does surprise me a lil bit though.

I'm going to predict the next thread by each of these people.

Chef: What's your favorite lard substitute?
BoB: Did you ever have sexual fantasies about your high school teachers?
Bleys: Hey look, I bought a toaster
mig: What's your shoe size?
Proto: Screen name tournament version 27
Aika: What do you look for in a bf/gf?
God: This is the funniest flash movie ever until I find a better one tomorrow
Raine: Making dogs look like Joseph Stalin
edczxcvbnm: Eyes on YOU bumps and grinds with Ifrit's Bodyguard
Dr Unne: Why I don't like lightbulbs
LD: Del Murder appreciation thread
Red Wizard: EoFF Wheel of Fortune

Ok I'm done, I don't feel like doing the rest.

Originally posted by Del Murder
I'm going to predict the next thread by each of these people.

Chef: What's your favorite lard substitute?
BoB: Did you ever have sexual fantasies about your high school teachers?
Bleys: Hey look, I bought a toaster
mig: What's your shoe size?
Proto: Screen name tournament version 27
Aika: What do you look for in a bf/gf?
God: This is the funniest flash movie ever until I find a better one tomorrow
Raine: Making dogs look like Joseph Stalin
edczxcvbnm: Eyes on YOU bumps and grinds with Ifrit's Bodyguard
Dr Unne: Why I don't like lightbulbs
LD: Del Murder appreciation thread
Red Wizard: EoFF Wheel of Fortune

Ok I'm done, I don't feel like doing the rest.

It is so true. That is what all of those people post like! The accuracy is incredible!

LMAO.....awww shiat man that is so me it almost makes me wanna cry


heh or the other area would be some kind of perverted thread


i think that Unne is going to post something with politics next time, thats my guess

Good work, Murder. Good work indeed. xD

I can't believe I've started so many threads. 21! 7x3! Omg. TT.TT

I've started 59 threads? *_* I had no idea I used to post so much. I barely post topics nowadays... And Del, I highly doubt I shall make a thread topic like that. Maybe then, but not now. *stab*

Originally posted by Del Murder
I'm going to predict the next thread by each of these people.

Chef: What's your favorite lard substitute?
BoB: Did you ever have sexual fantasies about your high school teachers?
Bleys: Hey look, I bought a toaster
mig: What's your shoe size?
Proto: Screen name tournament version 27
Aika: What do you look for in a bf/gf?
God: This is the funniest flash movie ever until I find a better one tomorrow
Raine: Making dogs look like Joseph Stalin
edczxcvbnm: Eyes on YOU bumps and grinds with Ifrit's Bodyguard
Dr Unne: Why I don't like lightbulbs
LD: Del Murder appreciation thread
Red Wizard: EoFF Wheel of Fortune

Ok I'm done, I don't feel like doing the rest.

LOL Veery Acuerate

I'm tied for last on that list. I've never made a thread in General Chat. In fact I've only ever made 1 thread total.

Originally posted by Del Murder
Bleys: Hey look, I bought a toasterSo true, so true...

Cheers.

Heh, cool. 54 threads by me. :D

Last time I posted a topic in General Chat was like 5 months ago.

That list you made Del, it's incredibly hilarious. I almost died.:D

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I can't even remember the last time I made a thread. Yeesh. *gathers ideas*

Erm...congrats everyone?

That list...so true...I could see each of those people making a topic like that...man that was good.

But I think I've made 2-3 topics in the entire time that I've been here, but they've all been awesome topics! RAWR!

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>Heh, I never realised I made as many.

Nice, Del.

I started 108 threads? Wow. That kind of suprises me.

Citizen Bleys: 79

Since when? EoFF used to crash a lot(*bad memories*), so on what date did the system start counting these? I imagine Bleys has a bit over 79 total, even just in GC. heh

Unne also used to be a spamming little bugger.

I've probably made...say, 50 threads total, in all the forums. Meh. *not a big thread starter*

if you look carefully i actually have 0 threads started!

*passes out in shock of seeing Raistlin post*

Raistlin, get with the times. And I'm pretty sure it was obvious that that would be out of the threads that are CURRENTLY in General Chat, given that nobody has a freaking clue how many each of us made in the past ;P

I think Bleys actually had 80 when I made that list, come to think of it. And Red would have one more. And edcwhtvr. Given that they all had one stickied.

Bleys has 80 threads currently in GC? Damn, he's a spammer.
I thought you might have gotten an admin to do a thread-count. They probably can do that. Britt once told me exactly how many registered members have less than 10 posts, so meh.

Purgatory...hmm...*thinks* What the *arf* is with all these name-changes anyway? >=P

Purgatory = Spatvark.

Oh, and if you do an advanced search on the memberlist, and make it so it only shows users with less than ten posts, you should be able to find out the stuff Britt showed you :)

But yeah, Bleys is just as Crazy Bleysie as ever, and I'm really bored at times and sort General Chat by thread starter and go through all 49 pages (could be 50 by now).

Hi Raistlin =p

50 pages? Damn, maybe I'm still thinking about FFWA(they only have...what? 6 pages for each forum?). 80 threads for 50 pages doesn't sound too much, actually. heh

Oh, and hi to you too. heh

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>If we really want to get picky about it then I made another when my name was changed, I know this because I didn't believe I had made as many as I did (which wasn't many)

<3 del

BoB, the boreder you get, the more spam you will conceive/create/eat. See yes.

O.M.G.

Raist. Sup man.

This is a slightly better welcome back than my last one.

<i>Raistlin's last WB</i>:

"You are SO not funny, Raist." -Britt

And that's it. *shakes head sadly*

Never said you were funny. Don't get ahead of yourself, now.

You think it had stuff to do with the many times you mentioned a skirt in your post? :-D

Reno, do you think so little of me? Why do you think I'd sink low enough to insult Britt with the 3-year-old skirts joke? Do you think that low of me? I feel ashamed to to have called you friend.

And I only mentioned it once, btw. >=P

Originally posted by Raistlin
Reno, do you think so little of me? Why do you think I'd sink low enough to insult Britt with the 3-year-old skirts joke? Do you think that low of me? I feel ashamed to to have called you friend.

And I only mentioned it once, btw. >=P

...joke? ;_;

You're too young Boob.

PS Raist, we're spamming up a valid thread. >=DD

Sup how's life?

Yes, Bob, you're too much of a newbie.


I'm pretty good Reno. Not too much going on, besides taking this perfectly normal thread way down hill. You?

Originally posted by Not At All Reno
PS Raist, we're spamming up a valid thread. >=DD

Perfectly on topic.

Bob made me do this...

Ha. Spamming in this thread?! You must be joking.

I'll get b00b for this, forcin me to spam! WAAAA!!

*steals Raist's staff* *replaces it with the Staff of Unneius* *runs away*

Yah, that BoB and his no good spam forcins. :(

*glances at the new thread title*

<FONT size ="1"><i>Arsehole</i></FONT>


EDIT: LOL, Unne. *steals back Staff*
*breaks the Staff of Unneius, which is actually a twig*

It's sad because you said the s-word. :(

*kicks BooB*

BoB*

Oh My God Raistlin Just Posted.

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>I like spam.

(so does Bob)

S-word? What? Where? :eek:

When will you learn that you can't hurt the Staff of Unneius. *tapes it back together*

BoB* BoB* BoB*

Kane, I love you.

*steals Unne's pantaloons*

Live freely now!

Oh my god! He speaks!

Out with it, Weasely, were you dead? Are you undead now? 'Cause that would be cool.

Uh.. something on topic...

I think I've made a thread or two, and I can garantee they sucked.

Originally posted by Emerald Aeris
Uh.. something on topic...

I think I've made a thread or two, and I can garantee they sucked.

*points to the topic*

You have it all wrong, dear. *hug*

OH MY GOD RAISTLIN JUST POSTED!

Who is he again?

He's the old man with the Kane.

Some guy.

Why can't anyone give me a straight answer anymore? All you net people frustrate me.

It's because we <3 the behjeesus out of you, Del Murder. Really, we do.

He was in the Gamer's Alliance, I think.

Yes he was. And so was I! And still no one knows me! Ahahaha... Aww. *dies*

Aww, it's not your fault you're not cool like Rai-

...ha. *laughs a bit*

I can't believe nobody knows you. It's a shame that they don't. Anyway, who ARE you again?

I forgot that this topic was orginally about thread posting. Damn.

I'm not sure even Raistlin knows.

It was?
Oh, right. Spiffy.

Wait, you're now saying there's a purpose for this thread? When did that happen?

Nobody reads the breaking news these days. This is a prime example of the slow devolution of our literary skills.

Yes, Elyse. I was dead. I kinda got bored with that, so I'm undead now. Dead is nifty.

*breaks the Staff of Unneius again*

Anyways, for all you n00bs who don't know me(which consists of 98% of the board now): I registered at EoFF on the second day, and was one of the first mods here. I stayed for about a year, but then needed a break and left. Came back in a couple months, stayed for a few morel, needed a break and left. Rinse and repeat. It's been about...oh, say 5, maybe 6 months since my last visit.
I used to make fun of Brit and BUO a lot. *nods*

I could just cry with joy. But instead I'll smack Daniel Boon! *smacks*

Dude, it'd be kinda freaky if all the oldbies suddenly came back.

Awww, Elyse, I didn't know you cared. :P

BoB, that'd be awesome. We'd show you young 'uns how it was in the good old days. I'd get to call BUO a fat version of Fred Savage and people would actually know what I was talking about! I'd get to say Britt wears skirts and people would tell me to STFU about that one already!

That'd be SOOO awesome. >=D

*makes a quick appearance*

Damn yeah it would ... ;)

You're right, it would be really freaky if all those oldbies came back.

4681
I checked your user profile and you were kinda close.

50.

Oh man, I am such an oldbie. I just might be the first...

Hey, Acmlm!

Nah, I was here before ya. Remember? You were the second mod of the FFT forum and I was the first. And Umaro and Asorie were there before me. That's about it, I think, though.

Anyways, I might be addressing a somewhat current issue, but how come my post count in my profile is "0"?

EDIT: Hey! Why'd you close my thread? Don't tolerate spam? ROFLMAO...what do you think this is? >=P

We removed post counts. They encouraged spamming, and we don't tolerate that kinda crap around here.

EDIT: You have 431 posts.

Yeah, yeah. I remember, I think I was the 12th member to join Eoff or something. One of the first of the oldbies anyways.

....

No offence, but that sounds kinda lame. Dude, just LOOK at the GC...has the spam been cut down that much? *arf* no...post counts weren't they cause, they were just one more reason. The biggest cause is it's just sometimes fun to spam.


Ah, anyways, arguing doesn't matter. I lost that power...*thinks*...*head hurts*...*stops thinking*...well, a long time ago. Heh

And, wait, now that I think about it...that's like my first thread EVER that's been closed because it's been labeled "spam." Nifty.

EDIT: 431...hehe, I'd have like 4-5,000 if I could add all my posts from the EzBoard and the UBB and all the past, crashed vBBs. Hehe, *shrugs*

We can't have people making threads that are all about just one person, anyway.

EDIT: Raistlin, what's your AIM name? Get online if it's your profile one. Thousands await you. Maybe.

I don't even have AIM anymore. My profile is years old. Hehe.

I'll download it again, though. Right now, maybe.

EDIT:

"We can't have people making threads that are all about just one person, anyway."

We can't, now? What's THIS thread, then?

wesm108 or something like that, n'est-ce pas?

That's what is used to be...3 years ago(WesM118, actually). Hehe

I'm probably gonna keep it, though, just 'cause I'm too lazy to think of a new one.

I think a lot of the GC threads I started got moved to the Archive. Or something. There was probably one or two under Erin Brockovich and... gah, who knows. I think all the thread titles actually got reset to our current names a few months back, so most of 'em should be under Aaron for me. None of 'em are there by that "The Man" loser anymore, that's for sure.

I miss post counts. I'd have like 5,600 if we still had them, and I haven't even been a member for a year. >=D

WB, Raist. Don't really know you, but I've heard legends about you. Glad to have you back.

The best part is that you still haven't recovered your traditional avatar that Bleys replaced for his puuchuu prank about a year ago. Sucker.

Nice sig, 'kishi.

Legends? <i>Legends</i>???

Kishi: LOL, I didn't think anyone had noticed that. Actually, I could have it back in 5 minutes(just have to quickly edit an image), but I'm too lazy. heh

Yeah, legends. 'Course, I'm kind of in awe because I've been a member for only ten and a half months, and some of you people have been here for what seems like ages to me now.

Originally posted by Aaron
I miss post counts. I'd have like 5,600 if we still had them, and I haven't even been a member for a year. >=D
Less than 4800*

EDI:T I'm inane

That's because some of my posts were pruned. Duh.

Legends...LOL...

Yeah, I've been around since December of '99, when EoFF just started(it was an EzBoard called The Highwind at the time). Dec 6th, 1999. That would be....3 years, one month, and 21 days ago.

Raist, the Cid's Knight in your user title is coloured wrong. An admin needs to fix that. Now.

Ah the Highwind. If I'd been around for that, I'd be a giant. Too bad eh.

Welcome back, bud.

LOL, it's meant to be discolored. Last year Britt was talking about making me a mod again, and then just forgot about it. One day I bugged him about it again, and he said, "Sure, ok." and put "Cid's Knight" in my title...however, he didn't give me mod powers. He's a bastard, yes.

If he hadn't been so untrusting, I'd have become a mod in my third month here, too. Bastard.

I think I joined on Jan. 7, 2000. Or somewhere therabouts. Is that a word?

Anyway, that would be wild if all the oldbies came back. Is Erik Ramza the one we used to know as Krel? Or is he someone else? Stupid name changes. Crazy Britt and his skirt wearing, and Unne and his staff stealing... speaking of Britt... where is that guy? I haven't talked to him in so long. Anyway... us oldbies should all leave and start our own board and not allow any newbies to come.

Britt deadminned himself about six months ago, I think, and I have no idea who erik ramza is. Britt, Kildarre, and Asorie all show up about once a month to post, but they're not nearly as active as they used to be.

As long as you make people think you have power, that's good enough or maybe not, anyways your a veteran and that's power.

Welcome back and such, etc, etc and the rest of that carp.:)

Erik Ramza's cooler than Krel. Erik Ramza never posted his hoo hoo dilly in the chat. Plus, his name's not "Casey". You'd never get any action with a name like "Casey".

And yeah, it would be wild if all the oldbies came back, especially Sir Tyler. I've had no allies in the War Against Unne since Sir Tyler left.

Erik ramza's not Sir Krelian. He was only at The Highwind for a little while, and even at tGA for a bit.

Bleys: I definately agree with you about Tyler. Tyler ROCKED. hehe

Are you just Gareas or were you someone else? I haven't talked to any of these homies in forever.

Gareas = Bleys. :p

Keep up with the times, Skanker. :P

This thread should obviously be archived.

OMG Raistlin is a god. The FFVII General Trivia thread is around somewhere. Whoa acmlm, and skanker too. This is cool.

Originally posted by Aaron
This thread should obviously be archived.
Thanks for the clue.

I am seriously creaming in my pants with all these old members back.

Yeah, I'm utterly amazed that we've all posted in this one thread. It's awesome, no doubt.

"We've"?

Given that I thought some of these people would never post again, yes, "we've."

Now someone just needs to get Squeegee to post in here.

Me? A god?


I'm glad you noticed. >=D

I'm a better deity than thee.

Actually, having more oldbies around would reduce spam considerably, since they would start talking about the old days and none of us would know what to reply with, except for the occasional "sounds like it was cool". Yup good thing you guys are coming back.

No way! I'm a LEGEND now. Nifty. I'm going to soon by a myth, a popular story told to children.

Ok, going a little overboard here. heh

Originally posted by Spuuky
I'm a better deity than thee. You're not better than ME, tho'.

Speaking of myths, my legacy will one day be remembered above all yours. Just ask Kishi.

I doubt it.

Did I ever mention that I hate you?

Wha? Kawaii's never right. :P

Calling him Kawaii just to piss 'im off, eh, Raist? :D

Originally posted by Spuuky
Did I ever mention that I hate you? Probably, but I never pay attention to derogatory crap like that. Keeps me from taking things too seriously.

*nods*

Of course.

*chats to Usa, chatted to NeX*

NeX went to have a nap pretty fast tho', but I'm keeping up with my call-Erika-once-every-four-to-six-months routine. Sean's phone (much like Sean) was engaged. Yyyyyup.

Ooh, double-pun. Luff <3.

Erika! Where is ol' Eureka?

She's reading this thread. *nods* Give her time to catch up =p

*goes to sleep*

Really? Well, I was going to go offline for tonight, but if she's gonna post I might...


Run away and get off sooner. :P

Originally posted by Raistlin
No way! I'm a LEGEND now. Nifty. I'm going to soon by a myth, a popular story told to children.

Very much like a myth! Only more like ones about the Boogieman and other such things than anything else, mind you.

Here you go. Here is the REAL legend. Right here. The PRINCESS of EoFF. Yeah, that's me.

So I get this phonecall today, from who else but Daniel, and he was like, "Get online! Talk to people!" So now, I'm having this extreme sense of nostalgia, and it's like...whoa...

Let's see...just so I'm semi-actually-somewhat trying to on topic...I almost never start threads. I am FAR above that nonsense. ^_-

Now to get off topic, who missed me?

I have to say, I never knew you. Judging from what I've heard, though, I probably WOULD have missed you. Hope you stick around for a bit.

Me...maybe...Mwah

Where'd this come from? (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4316)

I believe most of my posts are actually in that thread. Meh

This is yay.

Erika!

Nope. I definately didn't miss you.

Oh, and *kicks Elyse*.

I meant I was going to be told to children at bed time and their mothers will tell their sons, "You may one day be that...good." Yeah, that's me. :P

Lastly, Usagi, you know I outrank you. >=P

*slips in for a second*

Princess Usa is better. :D

Oh, you should miss me. Not only do I have a *dizzying* intellect, but I'm GORGEOUS to boot.

And Raistlin, I hate to have to break this to you, but you never have, in any way, shape, or form, outranked me. It's time to step out of the darkness of denial and into the light of acceptance. Once you humbly accept my ease in outranking you, you will find true happiness.

And if that fails, we'll just all hide under Britty's skirt. Does he still post here? I haven't talked to him in forever!

Originally posted by Loony BoB
*slips in for a second*

Princess Usa is better. :D

LIES! I can't listen to that. *head explodes*

Wow, I think I remember you being at least partially active during the first few months of my exsistence here... cool.
Well, at least I've seen your posts in threads. That should count.

Originally posted by Raistlin
mothers will tell their sons, "You may one day be that...good." Yeah, that's me. :P

Maybe in hell they will. <3

Look at this gorgeous to boot. Click Me (http://www.eyesonff.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Girls/Princess_Usa)

Originally posted by Princess Usa
Here you go. Here is the REAL legend. Right here. The PRINCESS of EoFF. Yeah, that's me.

So I get this phonecall today, from who else but Daniel, and he was like, "Get online! Talk to people!" So now, I'm having this extreme sense of nostalgia, and it's like...whoa...

Let's see...just so I'm semi-actually-somewhat trying to on topic...I almost never start threads. I am FAR above that nonsense. ^_-

Now to get off topic, who missed me?

ME.

Daniel: http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=488375#post488375
Britt: Explain that while Britt does not really post there and is quite busy and odd at the moment, he does not appreciate the suggestion that he might wear skirts. He is at the very least a dignified and trendy little drag queen, and you should be aware that he wears only slutty low-rise pants.

Wow. I actually have a supporter(CloudDragon).That's a first. heh

Erika: You have never outranked me. Not here, and definately not at tGA. You are the dirt beneath my shoes.

Elyse: ouch. That really hurt. I'm so depressed now.

BoB: LMAO. *needs to tell that to Britt*

Well Raistlin, that must be why you're found kissing the dirt so often.

Bah, you aren't worthy the kiss the ground I walk on. :P

Christ almighty it's a freakin' EoFF reuinion. I remember all you guys. Now sit. Stay. Good oldbies.

You're not worthy to do ANYTHING to the ground I walk on. All you do is stare and wonder why your life can't be as great as mine.



And for those of you who actually looked at those pictures someone put a link to (no one? Okay.), here is a more recent picture of me.

Prawr.

Bah. You aren't worthy to kiss my feet. Meh

That picture also damn near blinded me(*purposely cursed*). :P

Blinded by my beauty I'm sure...no actually, the lighting actually was really bad for that...I'm suprised that picture actually turned out okay.

You aren't worthy to look at my feet.

You aren't worthy to look at me, period, you low-ranked, uncouth peon! Learn your place. *whip*

Anyways, it's getting late. Gotta go to bed. I'll argue with you later, Erika.

Btw, I'll always outrank you. :P

Raistlin, the only area in which you outrank me has to deal with the stench that emits from your being. People can smell you before they see you. You are "rank and gross" to quote from Hamlet, since that's what I'm reading right now.

Sleep well, and dream of outranking me. ^_^

<font face="Comic Sans MS", font size=1, font color=#CCCCFF>...And I guess Princess Usa wins? *shrugs*</font>

Wow, it's Usa. *freaks out*

I wonder what it'd be like to leave for a year and come back. ...*has nothing useful to add*

You know Unne, I was thinking about the exact same thing earlier today. As if it would be better maybe to be an oldbie, come back and get recognition, or be the member you currently are at your status. Meh.


Well the facts stand at this:

Raistlin > Princess Usa

I'm pretty sure I'm greater than Raist is... I don't know about Princess of the USA, though...

So...

USA Princess > skanker > Raist

Things That Skanker Considers to Be His "Bag" > All-Male Group Hugs

Kishi:

Things that Skanker Considers to be his "bag" = All Male Group Hugs


Anyways, *kicks skanker*. I outrank you too.

The only thing you are remotely fit to do, Erika, is serve me and those of similar greatness tea.

*bans Raistlin*

Whoops.

*kicks BoB again*

What was that for?:P

Originally posted by Raistlin
Legends...LOL...

Yeah, I've been around since December of '99, when EoFF just started(it was an EzBoard called The Highwind at the time). Dec 6th, 1999. That would be....3 years, one month, and 21 days ago.

Was that the same as the website called "The Highwind" that had a picture with text on it saying "a man can be defeated, but not destroyed" ?

Doesn't The Highwind still exist?

USAAA.!! Hiiiiiii, how u been!?

OMG
OMG
OMG

Raist startys a chain reaction. The reaction creates miniscule nuclear implosions inside my head, and I go to patent this week as The Reunion. Where is Jenova when you need a Reunion. sup.


i think the ezboard still exists!?!? someplace? or did no one revive it when ezboard was doing that idle board prune thing a couple fo years ago. u sux btw if no one did. because i clearly remember the prime topics made there like..er..

RAIST RMEMBERS!! <3<3<3:love:

:choc:

ezboard (http://pub4.ezboard.com/bthehighwind)

Dunno 'bout The Highwind though. I'm sure it was like... lingering out there somewhere.

Originally posted by Raistlin
Kishi:

Things that Skanker Considers to be his "bag" = All Male Group Hugs"<b>In the beginning, there was a Skanker, and merrily did he skank. Ah, yes, it was a truly skanktified time. Positively skanktilicious, if you will. But eventually, even the Skanker had to get bored with skanking, so he wrote a book. A book about truth. A book about honesty. A book about love. A book about All-Male Group Hugs and <font color="red">other</font> things he considered to be his 'bag.'</b>"
~<i>Frigging Fantasy VIII</i>, Prologue

Oh my god, it's like a big ol' EoFF re-union. It's bringing a tear to my eye, oh wait.. that's the onions..

Good to see ya Raist, Usa, Skankavich.

Word. Good to see you guys back. :D

Haha, staff access is STILL restricted on the old EZboard. Someone should open it up. It'd be good for some laughs, I bet. >=D

But then all the other staffs in the world will see the ultimate secrets. =o

If I ever did serve anyone tea, I would serve it out of the teapots I make. They're cool. Well...actually, I've only made one, but I love making them! BUT, since I outrank Raistlin, I will never serve tea to anyone.

You know, I haven't been here from the beginning, but I was one of the original members at Gamers' Alliance, where I came from City of Dreams...wow, that was back in the day! I came here to get mad at someone who was being not very nice to my friend Britty.

**Continues being ignored by Erika.**

;_;

*continues to ignore Linus*

That's harsh...

Who was being mean to Britty? Whoever it was, he sure didn't deserve you yelling at him. *shudders* :P

*still outranks Erika*


Btw, the EzBoard EoFF <i>was</i> The Highwind, you dumb sods. Only the name was changed; we didn't actually change location until the UBB.

And, yes, the Staff forum is definately good for laughs. That's where I learned Mikey hates being called a fat version of Fred Savage. *nods*
I actually felt a sort of kinship to Tonberry at that momemt...or not, since he was an ass, and like the first person Sean had to ban. Meh.

-_-

I seriously cried over this type of thing yesterday. I sound like a wuss now.

-_-

Yes, you do.

*likes being encouraging* >=P

Have peoples social lives/other board lives in America suddenly collapsed necessitating hordes of oldbies to return like they haven't been away? *treats you all like unrecognised newbies* >=P

Well...you know, sometimes it's just kind of fun to come back and have people be like, "Holy cow! Where did you come from?" It's kinda fun. We'll see how often I'm here once golf season starts up.

Raistlin...how many times do we have to go over this? you know I outrank you, so just give up.

I miss Prince Edge, Usa. I also miss...uh...Tyler of Narshe. And Scuzzy. Lots of mates, really. Haha I still remember that one christmas layout of City of Dreams, it was bad pictures of candy canes in the background. <3

ED: I think the saddest thing about all this outranking business is that neither of you realize I've outranked the ranking system already.

Yes, Usa, you're perfectly right. I <i>do</i>, in fact, outrank you in every way.

AARGGH, I don't have access to the staff forum at the EzBoard. I forgot the bloody password.
Someone else who was a mod there tell me what it was, please! Or better yet, Unne can, since he was an admin. Meh.

*goes to PM Unne*


EDIT:

*kicks Reno*

You don't outrank dirt, Reno, you freak of nature.

Hehe...Edge was funny. I'd spend like an hour just reading one of his unintelligible posts.
I also really miss Tyler. He was awesome(even though Sean almost did ban him that one time). He'd liven the place up a bit. heh

Lolz, I suggest everyone who knows what tGA was go click Raist's sig right now an relive some of the fondest moments ever.

I'm sure I saw TMC post recently, in Eyes on Each Other somewhere. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with the 'call for oldbies' though.

Raistlin, I have been called "Perfectly perfect in every way". How could you hope to outrank me?

Yes, go read the part where Unne ran me over with a bus IN CHARACTER IN THE RPG. *smacks Unne*
Also, go read some of Edge's ramblings.

And the main reason to go to tGA:

GO SEE BRITT AS A DUMB n00b!!!!! It's hilarious, really, especially if you've only known him at EoFF. He was one of three big spammers at tGA, so much that Unne actually made a thread about him in the Staff forum. Funny, funny.

Anyways...

TMC is a n00b. Definately. To be considered a vet by me you have to be one of two things:

1. Member since the EzBoard, or
2. Member of tGA that I brought over to EoFF for the *arf* of it(Britt, Elyse, Usa, and Reno fall under this category, even though Reno drops out of it 'cause he will always be a dumb n00b).

*still outranks Usa*

Yeah, I know Usa, but it's my way of saying "You people are far too much oldbies to remember OWA me? Well, uh, at least I was here for a long time afterward! *crie*"

It's good and strange to see you people back here, I really only remember seeing you in Chat looong ago. So yeah, anyway, about that Squeegee... *goes to find*

*wonders who Joaquin is*

*outranks Usa in every way*

Joaquin = One Winged Angel, the guy <i>no-one</i> remembers :D?

*calls Sita for Squeegee finding*

No one remembers, eh? Well,


I don't either. Heh. :P

Well, we're all in Squeegee's pants. So that should help make it easy.

Uhhhhmmm.. *outranks Raistlin* Yeeeyeah.

Oh, and when I said The Highwind, I meant the site, not the ezBoard.

Did we have a site? O_o

I don't think EoFF was anything but a MB until well after it became EoFF and the largest FF related EzBoard.

Okay, this should settle things.

Unne > All

Unne is the biggest cheapskate I know, and a thief on top of it. *this all happened at tGA*

So how about:

Raistlin > Unne > all > Erika

Okay, you guys bringing up the hugging and what was my "bag" was just not cool. I don't even remember how half that stuff got started. Those were some crazy times. Why'd all these new people have to come and ruin our fun?

Maybe all of us new people should just pack our "bags" and leave then. :)

Absolutely, great idea!

Anyways, skanker, in case you forgot(which you obviously did):

At the EzBoard, Unne and Sean started a group hug(which consisted of all males at the time), and you said that "All male group hugs just aren't my 'bag.'"
Bleys then "picked" up an object which happened to be a book titled:

"All Male Group Hugs and Other Things I Consider to be My 'Bag'" By IGN64Skanker.

You are incredibly NOT fute, Raistypoo.

Ewww... try keeping the mixing me up with Krel to a minium please skanker.

Now, where the hell is Snizz?

<a href="http://pub3.ezboard.com/fthegamersalliancearchives.showMessage?t opicID=4.topic">go see Unne drunk at tGA</a>

Originally posted by Gareas
<a href="http://pub3.ezboard.com/fthegamersalliancearchives.showMessage?t opicID=4.topic">go see Unne drunk at tGA</a>

*laughs* Oh man. You should be burned for that. I'm in that too. *dies*

For some reason, I just love saying "NIAP!"

*shrugs* WesLY uses tGA against Britt, I use it against Unne. Fair's fair, after all.

Yes, I also sometimes use tGA against Unne. As I said, he's a cheapskate and a thief(well, the thief incident started on AIM, but he became a cheapskate at tGA).

Heero, Reno, and Britt are at their spammiest at tGA. However, I still have the highest post count on the board(and I never spammed once). :P

Of course I'm fute, Elyse. The personality test said so. It also said you're shy and say few words, so zip it.


That drunk scene is funny as *arf*. *nods*

EDIT: Oh, btw, do ANY of you know why I'm called WesLY? Just curious to see if any of you know what the *arf* you're talking about.

I am so bored. And at school. *forks someone*

Just shows you how wrong those tests are, eh? :D

Do tell, what's with the WesLY thing, Weasely?

And now off to english. Yay. *is dead^2*

*sigh* Ok, if you must.

Me and Umy were talking on AIM one day quite a long time ago(but after the "waiter wars" thing). We were complaining about how people always misspell our names(Wesley and Michael respectively). He said people always spelled his Michel or Micheal, and I said people always spelled mine Wesly. So he started calling me WesLY, and I started calling him MichEEL, which sounds so much cooler than MichEL. I stopped eventually because it's stupid, but Umy never did, to be carried on mindlessly by Bleys. Meh.

*kicks Bleys*

I, too, am at school. I'm supposed to be working on an essay, but meh.

Anyways, my test was absolutely correct. It called me fute. :P

Originally posted by Raistlin
(and I never spammed once).

*wets self laughing*

Ok, I may have spammed a <i>little</i> bit, but only in other spammy threads. I only started like 2 spam threads.

Anyway, I didn't spam there NEARLY as much as what practically everybody does here. :P

Originally posted by Raistlin
Ok, I may have spammed a <i>little</i> bit, but only in other spammy threads. I only started like 2 spam threads.

Anyway, I didn't spam there NEARLY as much as what practically everybody does here. :P

*laughs even harder*

The only reason this stuff is spam is because Raistlin is involved.

Agreed.

Speaking of which, I have something to say! (http://members.rogers.com/belisarius/gopherguts.mp3)

Me? I'm not a spammer. I'm perfect in every way.


Anyways, Bleys, give me examples of me spamming to get my PC up. I'm not a freak-o spammer.

The only time I ever remember really SPAMMING is when me and Del Snizz kept posting stuff back and forth about Unne(I forget exactly what).

Originally posted by Raistlin
Me? I'm not a spammer. I'm perfect in every way.

Aren't you just full of contradictions?

Originally posted by Raistlin
Me? I'm not a spammer. I'm perfect in every way.

*sprays coffee all over the monitor*

Originally posted by RaistlinAnyways, Bleys, give me examples of me spamming to get my PC up.

Granted, you don't care about post count. You have more of a brain than that, at least.

originally posted by Raistlin
The only time I ever remember really SPAMMING is when me and Del Snizz kept posting stuff back and forth about Unne(I forget exactly what).

O_o Making fun of Unne is spam? OMFG, I'M A SPAMMER!

Oh, wait, I already knew that.

Yes, it's hard to believe, I know.

A perfectly innocent past time degraded to typical spam.


Next they're gonna say mocking Britt is spam.

Or making fun of you and your tights.

Or making fun of you, your souls, and your last name, ****-a-Duck.

Bleys is the best name in the world, man. Sh'up.

I wasn't making fun of the name "Bleys". I was making fun of his last name(Huckaluk or something like that, which rhymes with ****-a-duck).

My last name is Maynard. *wins*

...

Then what's Huckaluc? Middle name?

Don't mind him, Bleys. He's just a little bitter because he wears tights. *nods* You know how it is, they make him crabby.

I remember that. Haha. "I once spent several hours in tights." Best quote ever.

...*sighs* It was for a <i>middle</i> school play.

It doesn't matter that I told you, but I guess I shoulda known never to let Bleys get a hold of anngything.

*goes to dig up stuff about Elyse at tGA* :P

Come now, you've already brought up like 4509468098 dead things. That's enough necromancy for today.

So I take it we are taking this place back from the newbies...

Will someone be kindly enough to point out which newbie I should eat first?

There's this guy called 'God'...

Oh. Pick me. Yay. Yay. Hi NeX.

NeX!

*jumps on him*

We should all get drunk. I'd like to see WesLy drunk. More importantly, I'd like to see Bleys get WesLy drunk. It'd be even better if we had a cake throwing contest while WesLY was getting drunk with Bleys, but I can't ask for THAT much. I'm modest, after all.


I miss Matt and Britt. We could so bring spam into everyone's lives if they just came back and we started posting about socks and whatnot.


If Mikey doesn't post the "this fire was..." quote in this thread, it's a wasted memoraphilia thread. sup BOU. c'mon!?!?


:choc: :love: :choc: :mog: :love: :choc:

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid37/pd8cf1574812c929e6bd5e992371c09ab/fd1dc2c1.jpg "Just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN!"

Quick question. Have I been here long enough to spam the hell out of this topic too? -_-. I don't feel worthy.

Why the hell are all these people from long ago coming back? Was there some sort of secret meeting along time ago that said 'We will leave now and return in January of 2003!'. Did I miss that meeting or something?

Don't worry, ed, I missed it too.

Linus, you spammed the frickin' hell out of EoFF when you first joined, so I can't see how you could even start to match that.

EDIT: edc, I just ask. It's easy :D I've got about 20 oldbies on my list that I haven't talked to in ages.

You're right. When I joined there were like 500 members. Now there's like 5,000 and the board is less active than when I joined. I doubt I could do it again.

it was foretold in 99 but a band of renegade future tellers. They were called 'The Magistry of Pantlessness', and there was a video game about them but I don't think they used the actual name in that video game.


MATCH WHAT BOB!?
MATCH WHAT!?

Originally posted by edczxcvbnm
Why the hell are all these people from long ago coming back? Was there some sort of secret meeting along time ago that said 'We will leave now and return in January of 2003!'. Did I miss that meeting or something?

Actually we never invited you to any of the meetings :D

**Uninvites NeX to the next ed and Linus Spamboree.**

So ed, wanna start having an ed and Linus Spamboree? I just made that up to make NeX feel left out.

As much as I would love to go on another spamboree right now I have to unforutnatly go pick my mom up from work right now :(

If it's anything like the Linus and Chickencha Spamborees then I appreciate the uninvite :p

Everyone add "Del Snizz" to their AIM list and send many messages containing threats and other things that a person with that name would not like, hopefully that person might post.

Originally posted by NeX
If it's anything like the Linus and Chickencha Spamborees then I appreciate the uninvite :p

Your just so jealous man. It is like totally obvious.

Yeah. You know he's heartbroken. Hey wait, Evan told you about our spamborees? I thought they were sacred. ;_;

Originally posted by edczxcvbnm
Your just so jealous man. It is like totally obvious.

*sigh* I should have just eaten you when I had the chance...why do I listen to BOU? I swear...now you are a regular and I can barely get away with biting you...*takes out a live grenade* Wanna play fetch?