Eyes on YOU becomes just that Ace thanks to Proto

Here we GO! The member this time period is Proto. You can ask questions and he will answer the ones he feels comfortable asking...or feels like answering...I guess.

IMPORTANT: Krystle has brought to my attention that time has passed and that the answers given to my have changed. So if your answers have changed then you can PM the new answers. You will not get away with PMing me if you are not already on the list of those already submitted so don't waste your time unless you are on there. If you don't remember if you submitted just PM and I will let you know. That about covers that one I think.

This will be up from now to around 12pm(noon, C. Time(-6 GMT...or something)) Tuesday-ish...I hope. Sorry for the late update again. Things just are not going my way. :(

I will NOT take any more applications. I will from here forth REJECT them. Since I will be saying this right here every time from now on you have NO excuse as to why you thought you could turn in an application thingy.

Please Sticky this. Thank you :)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 01)</font> What is your REAL name?
Jeff Parker

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 02)</font> What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online: Proto, pr00t, protato, Proton, P-man, etc.

Offline: Jeffy, Jiffy, Jeffrox

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 03)</font> What is your Birthday and current Age?
10/28/1982 Currently 20 <i>Edit by Proto</i>

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 04)</font> Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
Dale City, Virginia

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 05)</font> What is your Hieght and Wieght(wieght is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
5'8" or so. Weight not included

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 06)</font> What color are your eyes and your hair?
Brown eyes and black hair.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 07)</font> What is your favorite color?
Blue.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 08)</font> What is your favorite food or meal?
Sinigang. It's a Filipino dish. ;D

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 09)</font> What are your hobbies and/or interests?
I like playing video games, drawing, reading, watching movies, animes, and posting at EoFF.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 10)</font> Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
I have two brothers, currently 18 and 17. <i>Edit by Proto</i>

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 11)</font> What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
Student

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 12)</font> What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
I like cargo pants.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 13)</font> What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Anything, but to be more specific, rock.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 14)</font> What is your favorite band/group/singer?
I don't have a favorite. If they're good, I'll like them.


<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 15)</font> How many languages do you speak and what are they?
Just English.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 16)</font> Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
I met Drex during Halloween, he was a Christmas Tree. What a fool. ^^

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 17)</font> If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
No thanks, only because I can't describe myself.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 18)</font> If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
I'd rather be near the woods, like where I used to live. It's rather great, but sometimes, the bugs gets to me.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 19)</font> What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
I wish I could be an animator, but woteva.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 20)</font> What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
Whatever makes people feel good, I guess.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 21)</font> What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
I want to feel accomplished.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 22)</font> If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
A job that's not too hard, but pays good money.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 23)</font> Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
*doesn't worry*

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 24)</font> What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
Eh....

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 25)</font> What do you think others think of you?
I think they think of me as a nice guy.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 26)</font> What do you feel your best trait is?
Not sure.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 27)</font> What do you think your worst trait is?
Not too talkative.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 28)</font> Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
5 years from now. Attending College full-time trying to finish.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 29)</font> Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
Anywhere.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 30)</font> What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
I prefer comedy, but I like movies that are meaningful.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 31)</font> What is your favorite movie?
Signs.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 32)</font> What is your favorite television show?
The Simpsons.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 33)</font> What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
Final Fantasy VI.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 34)</font> What is your favorite game?
Right now, Super Mario Sunshine.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 35)</font> How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
A friend I knew online, told me about it, so I followed the link and the rest as we know, was history.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 36)</font> Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
The people, plus I'm a moderator. Gotta do my duty.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 37)</font> What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
The people.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 38)</font> What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
<s>Staff Forum</s> General Chat I suppose.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 39)</font> The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Soda, kthx.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 40)</font> Is there anything else that you would like to add?
No, not really, but I was kinda late for this. And yes, feel free to add this.

Xenogears -- whatchu think?

If you had a choice of being a Banana in Pajama or being Aunt Jemima which would it be??

What do you believe in?

-If you had to kill one member here, who would it be and why?

-Whats your favorite Squaresoft Game other than the Final Fantasy series?

"Xenogears -- whatchu think?" ~ LH

<b>I never played the game, but if I had, I'm sure I might enjoy it. Till then, I have no opinion about the game, but from what I heard about it, I might enjoy it.</b>

"If you had a choice of being a Banana in Pajama or being Aunt Jemima which would it be??" ~ Night_Sword

<b>The choice is clear, I'd be a Banana in Pajama. Not in Pyjamas.</b>

"What do you believe in?" ~ Loony BoB

<b>I'm pretty sure that I believe in the Catholic view of religion, about the Son of God, Jesus being the saviour, and all, but I'm starting to think about it, and.... stuff. I've been influenced by atheists to start thinking differently, but hopefully, I'll find out sooner or later in what I believe in.</b>

"If you had to kill one member here, who would it be and why?" ~ CloudDragon

<b>No one really, I just can't have anyone be killed. ;_;</b>

"Whats your favorite Squaresoft Game other than the Final Fantasy series? " ~ CloudDragon

Chrono Trigger/Cross.

<i>edc, just so you know, I editted some answers to be up-to-date.</i>

Where do babies come from?

"Where do babies come from?" ~ Spaceman Spiff

<b>Babies come from hospitals. Duh.</b>

Whats the deal with salt?

Do you drink plenty of Malk (Now with vitamin R!)

Do you know what Malk is?

How would you cope if you were to have been born with a third nipple? Would you have it removed? Would you show it at parties? Would you let BooBie lick it?

Pfft, what kind of an answer is that.


-When do you plan on holding the next screen name tournament?-random off the top of my head

-What do you think about the Square-Enix Merger, good or bad? Also some opinions.

Marvel or DC comics?

Taco or burrito?

What is spam really?

What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...EoFF?
...this world?

Chocolate or Vanilla?
Do you prefer salty foods or sweet foods?

Proto if you could have three wishes, what would they be and why?

How many beans make five?

What is five?

What is your opinion on the American government?

Chaos

If you could ban any moderator or administrator without consequence to yourself, who would it be?

Peace
Aaron

Am I your friend?

Who are you anyway?

How fat would you say you are?

Aren't you that guy from that place?

How sexy would you rate yourself from 1-2125?

Um....huh?

Who's your favorite member on this board that's female?

Who's your favorite member on this board who's male?

Don't you love my grammar skills?

Originally posted by Proto

<i>edc, just so you know, I editted some answers to be up-to-date.</i>

Now here is a classic mistake people. You have to PM me your new answers because in this world we live in not all of us have the ablity to update ourselves like Proto does.

Now I have one question...is that something from Hamptaro in your avatar?

"Whats the deal with salt?" ~ Night_Sword

<b>Salt is necessary to add taste to some food. Like how salt makes fries taste better. :D</b>

"Do you drink plenty of Malk (Now with vitamin R!)" ~ Night_Sword

<b>No.</b>

"Do you know what Malk is?" ~ Night_Sword

<b>Yes.</b>

"How would you cope if you were to have been born with a third nipple? Would you have it removed? Would you show it at parties? <i>Would you let BooBie lick it?</i>" ~ShlupQuack

<b>I wouldn't notice until it's too late, but if I did have it, I'd leave it alone, and not even mention about it, unless asked.</b>

"Pfft, what kind of an answer is that." ~CloudDragon

<b>It's a reasonable answer, unless you want me to honestly answer you, I want to kill Sexay Chef, only to Ha! Tricked you! >=D</b>


"-When do you plan on holding the next screen name tournament?-random off the top of my head" ~CloudDragon

<b>Later this month.</b>

"-What do you think about the Square-Enix Merger, good or bad? Also some opinions." ~CloudDragon

<b>I think it's good, as fans of both Square and Enix will get a real treat for what's to come.</b>

"Marvel or DC comics?" ~The Amazing Spiderman

<b>Marvel Comics floats my boat.</b>

"Taco or burrito?" ~Spidey

<b>Tacos!! But I prefer nachos. ;)</b>

"What is spam really?" ~Spidey

<b>Anything I closed with less then 10 replies or more than 300 replies.</b>

"What do you want to be remembered for when you leave...

...EoFF?" ~Leeza

<b>I want to be known as that one guy who was just that ace!</b>

"...this world?" ~Leeza

<b>Not sure.</b>

"Chocolate or Vanilla?" ~Leeza

<b>Chocolate plz.</b>

"Do you prefer salty foods or sweet foods?" ~Leeza

<b>As much as I like both, salty foods are nice, but not too salty.</b>

"Proto if you could have three wishes, what would they be and why?" ~Sexay Chef

<b>1. I wish I was several inches taller. <i>I'm 5'8" and around 200 lb. Think about it. ;_;</i>
2. I wish I live in Canada. <i>If you don't know, don't bother. ;)</i>
3. I wish this question was never asked. <i>=D</i></b>

"How many beans make five?" ~Chaos

<b>12?</b>

"What is five?" ~Chaos

<b>5?</b>

"What is your opinion on the American government?" ~Chaos

<b>I personally don't think that it's doing a great job. It's doing good, yes, but I do believe that there are some flaws. Because of these flaws, people are criticizing it, and I don't like that. I, however, think Bush is doing a better job than what most people realize, other than the fact that things aren't being done.</b>

"If you could ban any moderator or administrator without consequence to yourself, who would it be?" ~Aaron

<b>Wyllius, but I won't.</b>

"Am I your friend?" ~pureghetto

<b>Sure.</b>

"Who are you anyway?" ~pureghetto

<b>I'm Jeff, that's all.</b>

"How fat would you say you are?" ~pureghetto

<b>I'm more like chubby. :\</b>

"Aren't you that guy from that place?" ~pureghetto

<b>Depends, what place are you referring to?</b>

"How sexy would you rate yourself from 1-2125?" ~pureghetto

<b>I'd rate myself 1025.</b>

"Um....huh?" ~pureghetto

<b>....Ok.</b>

"Who's your favorite member on this board that's female?" ~pureghetto

<b>Besides Tokki-ru? I'd say Undying Angel rides pretty high as one of my favorite female members.</b>

"Who's your favorite member on this board who's male?" ~pureghetto

<b>Aaron.</b>

"Don't you love my grammar skills?" ~pureghetto

<b>It's wonderful pg, don't ever change. ;)</b>

"Now I have one question...is that something from Hamptaro in your avatar?" ~edczxcvbnm

<b>Yep, it's Hamtaro himself!</b>

That first one actually wasn't a question, I'll put a '?' behind them.

Who is your favorite FFVI character?

Do you eat cats?

Do you think my cat looks fat in this? >=(

Do I look fat in this cat?

Do you have an addiction?

Do you like Sandra Bullock? (If you don't, you should.)

is it time to eat yet?

do you like beef or chicken?

Would you prefer a lesbian couple or a gay couple?

would you be a girl or boy?

"Who is your favorite FFVI character?" ~CD

<b>Locke.</b>

"Do you eat cats?" ~Winged Sorceress

<b>Nope.</b>

"Do you think my cat looks fat in this? >=(" ~ WS

<B>Nope.</b>

"Do I look fat in this cat?" ~WS

<b>Yes.</b>

"Do you have an addiction?" ~WS

<b>I consider EoFF as one.</b>

"Do you like Sandra Bullock? (If you don't, you should.)" ~WS

<b>Yes, she's cool.</b>

"is it time to eat yet?" ~kami1004

<b>I already ate. :p</b>

"do you like beef or chicken?" ~kami1004

<b>Chicken, plz.</b>

"Would you prefer a lesbian couple or a gay couple?" ~kami1004

<b>I don't really care for any. But I guess I'd prefer a lesbian couple.</b>

"would you be a girl or boy?" ~kami1004

<b>I'm fine being a boy.</b>

Am I malk?
Do I have Vitamin R?
What ff monster am I?
Who wears short shorts?
I can canoe can you?
Are you malk?

What's in YOUR wallet?

Are there any older members you miss chatting/sparring with?

Why do you want to kill me? Have I done anything wrong? I'm too cute to be killed :(.

Oh yes, do you enjoy taking LONG WALKS on the beach? Eh?

"What's in YOUR wallet?" ~Spiff

<B>Identification Card, Driver's License, Sprint Express Prepaid PhoneCard™, FBFCU ATM Card, a banged up Card used to open locked doors, Taco Bell Club Card, ticket for I Spy, ticket for Austin Powers: Goldmember, ticket for Pearl Harbor *throws away*, Disney's California Adventure ticket, Walt DisneyWorld ticket, Universal Studios Orlando ticket, recept *throws away*, ticket for Men In Black 2, ticket for Undercover Brother, US Airways ticket from Denver to Pittsburgh, US Airways ticket from Pittsburgh to BWI, ticket for The Tuxedo, my photo, my dentist's card, ticket for Die Another Day, and Tokki's photo that I printed. *dies*. Sadly, no money.</b>

"Are there any older members you miss chatting/sparring with?" ~Memnoch

<b>Yeah, I haven't chatted with NeX for a long time. ;_;</b>

"Why do you want to kill me? Have I done anything wrong? I'm too cute to be killed :(." ~Sexay Chef

<b>:p</b>

"Oh yes, do you enjoy taking LONG WALKS on the beach? Eh?" ~Sexay Chef

<B>I don't, only because the sand could get in my sandals/shoes and on my feet. >< </b>

What do you think of <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&forumid=49&x=13&y=6">this</a>?

"What do you think of <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&forumid=49&x=13&y=6">this</a>?" ~Spiff

<b>No comment, dood.</b>

You didn't answer my questions. :(:(:( *Dies*

It is about that time...the time when this thread must come to an end an go to the graveyard of EoY threads. Please Unsticky, Close and Archive this thread:crying: