Eyes on YOU gets Funkay wit Pureghetto

Here we GO! The member who got back to me first out of the 5 I PMed is Pureghetto. You can ask questions and he will answer the ones he feels comfortable asking...or feels like answering...I guess.

This will be up from now(Wensday) to some where around 11:59 pm Friday Central time:)

I will NOT take any more applications. I will from here forth REJECT them. Since I will be saying this right here every time from now on you have NO excuse as to why you thought you could turn in an application thingy.

Please Sticky this. Thank you :)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 01)</font> What is your REAL name?
Michael Chan

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 02)</font> What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online: Pureghetto

Offline: Mike, Mikey Mike

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 03)</font> What is your Birthday and current Age?
b-day: November 24, 1979
current age: 22

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 04)</font> Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
Markham, Ontario, Canada

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 05)</font> What is your Hieght and Wieght(wieght is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
5'6, 130 lbs

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 06)</font> What color are your eyes and your hair?
Brown, and Black

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 07)</font> What is your favorite color?
Black

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 08)</font> What is your favorite food or meal?
Pizza

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 09)</font> What are your hobbies and/or interests?
Philosophy, dancing, and listening to music

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 10)</font> Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
Yes; 11 and 19

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 11)</font> What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
Telecommunications Cabling Installer

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 12)</font> What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Baggy Jeans, t-shirt, and short sleeved shirt

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 13)</font> What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Rock, Alternative

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 14)</font> What is your favorite band/group/singer?
N/A

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 15)</font> How many languages do you speak and what are they?
Chinese, English

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 16)</font> Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
No

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 17)</font> If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Selfish and Generous; I look after myself, but that doesn't mean I have to always do it.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 18)</font> If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
Windsor; my girlfriend lives there. Anywhere else is just boring.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 19)</font> What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
I wish to be alive when I grow up; anything else is just idle work.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 20)</font> What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
Being around those I love

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 21)</font> What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
Be truly happy.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 22)</font> If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
A winning lotto ticket

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 23)</font> Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
I'm in love with my GF. I've had a crush on one other girl (Roxanne...not like anyone would know who she is...)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 24)</font> What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
On Friday morning when I arrived at Windsor, and I saw my GF waiting outside. I was both relieved and happy.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 25)</font> What do you think others think of you?
I believe they think that I'm capable of incredible things, despite what I may believe.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 26)</font> What do you feel your best trait is?
I'm brutally honest.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 27)</font> What do you think your worst trait is?
I'm brutally honest.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 28)</font> Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
Alive; working; dating my GF; finish(ing) university

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 29)</font> Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
Alive; working; married with GF; finished university

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 30)</font> What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Action

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 31)</font> What is your favorite movie?
Anything martial arts. No particular fav

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 32)</font> What is your favorite television show?
The Simpsons

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 33)</font> What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
Final Fantasy 7 looked cool. I'll pick that

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 34)</font> What is your favorite game?
Grand Theft Auto

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 35)</font> How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
No idea...I think from gamegurus

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 36)</font> Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
The best people in the world. Sure the original regulars aren't around, except Unne, but great people were replaced by great people and I've never noticed anything really changing.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 37)</font> What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
The Eyes on Each Other forum; there exists no other forum of its kind, both in sheer content and maturity.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 38)</font> What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Eyes on Each Other.....

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 39)</font> The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Pop, unless it's club soda. club pop sounds wrong.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 40)</font> Is there anything else that you would like to add?
I like pie; pie-chart hosen

Moo.
Not just for cows anymore?

It is nice to see young ones hoping to get Married these days. In this day and age, people have forgotten just how important Marriage is, and being someone's Partner is good enough for them.

How long has your Relationship been going on for? What made you think about Marriage? Do you agree with having Partners, or do you approve of Marriage more so?

hmmmm so this was done by application?I always thought memberswere just chosen at random and asked questions. Oh well what can i say havnt been here long

P my man, you are one of my favorite posters here because you always reply to my debateible and 'touchy' sunjects in the eyes on eachoter forum ^_^ and now i see why you have such good adn reaserched opinions, philosophy studying! yea! :)

Am I the only person who is glad we don't have to put up with your questions for at least one thread?

Originally posted by Rainecloud
It is nice to see young ones hoping to get Married these days. In this day and age, people have forgotten just how important Marriage is, and being someone's Partner is good enough for them.

How long has your Relationship been going on for? What made you think about Marriage? Do you agree with having Partners, or do you approve of Marriage more so? Didn't you just break up with your girlfriend earlier this week or something? *confused*

Er... Happy question... If you had to lose a toe, which one would you chose (specify a foot)?
EDIT:Originally posted by Spuuky
Am I the only person who is glad we don't have to put up with your questions for at least one thread? No. :exdee:

I have a question for Pureghetto, which I was wondering about during some of our Eyes on Each Other debates:

Which philosopher had the best ideas in your opinion?

Which philosopher wrote the biggest pile of rubbish, in your opinion?

Who, in your view, is the best debater at EoFF? (Banned or not)

Moo.
Not just for cows anymore?

Depends. Cows typically say 'Ner' as far as my grade 10 geography teacher is concerned. It was quite hilarious when it was discovered, and subsequently, any answer which you did not know in a quiz can be reprived with the statement 'Ner'. Now as for Moo and Cows, I see no connection. Perhaps it is a mere marketting tool to increase demands for apple cider cookie waffle batter candy juice cake.

Or perhaps you're just hard of hearing.

How long has your Relationship been going on for? What made you think about Marriage? Do you agree with having Partners, or do you approve of Marriage more so?

OOC: it's okay ShlupQuack, I'll answer these as if I wasn't single.

My relationship ended soon after our sixth month anniversary. Not a very long time, which is why I fear it may be construed as a fling rather than a serious LD relationship. Regardless, I thought about marriage quite early in the relationship based on two things: First, that I only intend to have one partner throughout my life. Second, b/c my ex had told me that I had to take her seriously....or something to that extent. I understood that as 'this relationship isn't a game', and I didn't let it become one...until later.

When you say partners do you mean sexual partners? I'm not certain about that. It would be fun if I could randomly have sex with strangers, but I don't function that way mentally. I had a very powerful mental block when my GF got me all excited and then hinted that she wanted some. Then when she stuck a condom in my face I was like 'gah' (she was on the pill for medicinal reasons at the time, so I wasn't sure what the deal was). So anywho, it basically means that while I'm not against having partners (one at a time people), I don't practice what I preach (oh wait I do....but that's for another question)

Thus, I approve of marriage more. Duh.

Am I the only person who is glad we don't have to put up with your questions for at least one thread?

We'll see. I'll be VERY upset if someone cannot replicate the wacky POINTLESS questions I've made up. Oh well, you have until friday right? (oh look at that, a question!) HURRY UP PEOPLE! SPAM AWAY

Didn't you just break up with your girlfriend earlier this week or something? *confused*

Er... Happy question... If you had to lose a toe, which one would you chose (specify a foot)?


Not this week, some time ago, like almost a month! *sob*

I'm thinking of my super toes, and I have no bleeping clue. I'm thinking the second smallest toe (the ring toe) on my left foot. I have no idea why. Frankly I'm wondering what sort of wackyness put you up to this.

Which philosopher had the best ideas in your opinion?

Which philosopher wrote the biggest pile of rubbish, in your opinion?

I duncare what you asked. I'm going down the list of philosophers I deem stupid. There's a lot so hold on tight to whatever male members you have around you :D

Socrates: In concept very intelligent. The questioning incessant of all things made him both annoying and pseudo-credible. Nietzche claimed that he was overhyped, and I tend to agree. Having achieved nothing aside a cult following, he is about as impressive as a freak show. His 'socratic method' however blind to the concept that he is merely arguing arguments and not disproving realities, is the only redeeming thing about him.

Plato: omg what a doofus. I sat through my 1st semester philosophy course studying the debate of what is justice, and he starts ranting about the ideal society. At what point of the endeavor can you say 'wtf?'

As for his forms, I'd like to see the ultimate form of 'bad' things, and things which have no definition, like red and gooey and juice cake and pie chart hosen.

Aristotle: did live autopsies of animals and claimed their screams of pain was a 'inferior function' or something very similar. Complete moron. His writings are nonsensical and filled with boringness which I dare not contemplate.

Thomas Aquinas: I'll just lop all the christian philosophers here. Defn: Philosophy can be used to debate earthly matters, but God exists based on the notion that 'all people must acknowledge God', and the most hilarious falacy 'Nothing (ie the universe) can bring itself into creation, yet God existed before all things'. Yeah right. I believe in God, but I acknowledge that it's based only on faith, not a recalibration of existing dogmas.

Rene Descartes: AGH! How can someone overanalyze his own work? I just went 'bah!' the moment he started babbling about his body deceiving him. I bet you if I asked him where his thoughts came from he'll start asking if his thoughts could deceive him. Baka.

Heraclitus: all presocratics were too based on earthly metaphors. Bad manner.

Buddah: I like him. Too bad I figured out his thesis when I was 18 years old and completely ignorant of buddist dogma. Yeah, very smart, mister spent days under a tree and choosing the middle path in life while having no desire yet having physical needs.

I should stop now. There's just too many. Logical falacies abound! Run dear friends run! Run into dispair!

As for philosphers who had the best ideas....None of them did. All philosophers are fools who convince themselves they have answers. They are nothing more than glorified artisans who pervert the view of the world to fit their own ends (bastardized Nietzche belief). If I had to pick one thusly it shall be Nietzche as I enjoy a good cynic.

Who, in your view, is the best debater at EoFF? (Banned or not)

I am. God that was easily proven.

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Hey, you're an interesting fellow, so I figure I'll give you a couple questions.

Why don't you use an avatar? You've been here at least as long as I have been here, and I've never seen you use one. Is it a deep philosophical statement, or is it just that you're too lazy or picky to find one for yourself?

If you were to be tied down to one, single label as a member of a political party, which would it be? Here (http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm) is a handy guide.

What is your opinion on legislating gun control? Abortion (Pro-choice/pro-life)? Drug prohibition? Government censorship? Seperation of Church and State? War in Iraq?

Hey. What's up?

Werd.

Hey, you're an interesting fellow, so I figure I'll give you a couple questions.



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Why don't you use an avatar? You've been here at least as long as I have been here, and I've never seen you use one. Is it a deep philosophical statement, or is it just that you're too lazy or picky to find one for yourself?

If you were to be tied down to one, single label as a member of a political party, which would it be? Here is a handy guide.

What is your opinion on legislating gun control? Abortion (Pro-choice/pro-life)? Drug prohibition? Government censorship? Seperation of Church and State? War in Iraq?[/list=1]




Hey you're a good question asker, so I'll answer your questions lickity split (plus I'm like procrastinating my job)

Why don't you use an avatar? You've been here at least as long as I have been here, and I've never seen you use one. Is it a deep philosophical statement, or is it just that you're too lazy or picky to find one for yourself?

You'd think it's either of those, but I'm just recklessly pigheaded. I didn't pick one when I came here, and I don't intend to do it ever. Incidentally at dbgforums (down) I've had nearly 30 avatars over my lifespan there.

Thus, it is easily reasoned that it isn't a matter of avatars. BTW I don't believe I had one in gamegurus either. Or estarburst....hmm, a trend?

If you were to be tied down to one, single label as a member of a political party, which would it be? Here (http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm) is a handy guide.

OOC: damn you for making me quote you and put a link :D

Hmm, I'm not frigging american, but I'll consider myself liberal for jokes sake. And from looking at the list, I seem to be correct! I sided with Al Gore from the beginning of the election, and look what happened. Sheesh, your electoral college system must be broken b/c I believe Bush Jr. illegitimately got into presidency. Regardless of that nonsense, I don't vote. I've done it once, and I don't even remember anything except being yelled at after b/c my dad asked me who I voted for. :D

What is your opinion on legislating gun control? Abortion (Pro-choice/pro-life)? Drug prohibition? Government censorship? Seperation of Church and State? War in Iraq?

Man....I posted in all those threads in EOEO...grrr

Gun control: let's get something straight. That stupid second amendment (right to bear arms if I'm not mistaken) is the biggest piece of falacious argument I've ever heard. People running around with guns just because they have a right to. News flash americans: you do not have rights. Just like this MB has members with no rights whatsoever (Scottie has power; admins/mods/members have privileges), the country is run the same way. Sure you can do rallies and spew claptrap, but what's to stop the government from arresting your loud obnoxious ass? Public relations? They need your vote? Yeah, probably.

Why not let George Bush Jr answer this one for me?

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." -George W. Bush, July 27, 2001

Abortion: Let's get something straight. I kill things. Sure they're usually insects now, but I kill things. Now, kicking babies or doggies, I won't do.

So what does this have to do with anything? Abortion is killing, but it's something along the lines of kicking doggies too. I don't like to kick doggies. I don't want to support abortion.

But I will if something went wrong and my ex got pregnant, and wanted one. I just wonder what would happen if you had an abortion and your next child asks you whether he has any brothers......

Drug prohibition: define drug? illicit drugs? medicinal drugs? I think it's the former, and it's about as stupid as prohibition was. Prohibition to me seems to be hyper exaggerated version of what it is now. I doubt I can be caught smoking or trafficking or possessing illegal drugs, but the difference between now and hypothetical drug prohibition is that there are severely higher reprocussions.

So in conclusion I don't think there's much of a difference. As for all that stupidity about increased crimes in the state of prohibition, I have no comment on that at all; I know nothing about alcohol prohibition from experience.

Government Censorship: it's happening already. Look at the headlines of various newspapers. I don't like it, but I think it's relatively harmless in the long run. We're just stupid creatures with the need to blame things, so what's stopping us from finding something else to blame?

My only real complaint is that the government hasn't done jack shiat about poverty, racism, tolerance, crime, unemployment, the economy, education, or raising children. It's all PR boosting potluck lunches with the common man or whatever it takes to make you stay in office so you can have a job because you lack the skills to do what your country does for you. Rediculous. Wasting your time censoring things just so people get distracted....bah

Separation of Church and State: stated explicitly in the Holy Bible, and very probably the Holy Qur'an too. As a unorthodox protestant catholic and a part time student of Islamic doctrines, I have no problem with it. The only thing I do see is the simple statement that we are free to practice any religion.

Any religion except Ku Klux Klan offshoot christianity and Satanism. Don't get me started on mormons or modern day Wiccans. Yeah there's ignorance towards these religions, but that doesn't matter because your supposed to be free to worship whatever you want. (incidentally worship and practice are different things. I dare not burn entire cows in front of churches for fear of retribution, nor would I slaughter the infidel racial minorities because it's a crime AND I would be hypocritical).

War in Iraq: What war? Oh.....that war. Waste of tax dollars. Achieves nothing. Pointless. Typical.

OOC: I'm too lazy to substitute semicolons. Bad engrish.

Hey. What's up?

Werd.

What's up? I have 400 cables to label, waiting for ex to wake up so we can chat, answering questions because I keep asking to be picked for Eyes on You....and basically chilling.

Do you have an off-switch? I ask coz' it seems to me that you never shut up!

You'd be surprised. I spent virtually every year of high school silent as a mute with his mouth sown shut (that could be construed as offensive....*shrugs*)

Now, thanks to the magic of cynicism and anti-socialism I have adopted the ability to speak...so to speak. And nothing will stop me short of sowing my mouth shut.

Man....I posted in all those threads in EOEO...grrr

Hehe, sorry... poor memory. :D

then ask questions. lots of questions. don't let them stop.

Sheesh you people suck at this game =P

Except yourself, in what/who dp you believe the most?

What do you think of people living in the Province of Québec? (no spam plz...)

If you could ban someone here at EoFF, an only one person, who would you like to ban?

Okay. More questions!

How do you feel about government regulation or all-out purging of "obscene" content on the internet? Prepare for a link. (Article (http://rss.com.com/2100-1023-963796.html?type=pt&part=rss&tag=feed&subj=news))

What do you think would be worse -- a Christian theocracy, or a socialist regime?

What do you think is the best way to feed and give shelter to the legions of homeless and poor people in America?

Why is my cable modem as slow as my 56K? :crying:

If there were one, single thing that you would make illegal in your country, what would it be? And if there were one law you would like to see repealed, what would it be?

LH got some good questions going. w00+

Except yourself, in what/who dp you believe the most?

What do you think of people living in the Province of Québec? (no spam plz...)

If you could ban someone here at EoFF, an only one person, who would you like to ban?

My ex, my parents, and in some sense, my brother. Sometimes I trust my professors. Never my friends, aside from idle humour.

Nothing wrong with them. Frankly I haven't been to Quebec in my life. Sometimes I wonder whether they even exist (agnostic banter)

I would ban you. HAHA jk...I would probably go after some newbie, just for kicks.

Newbie: Hi, I'm new
PG: hi. *bans*

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How do you feel about government regulation or all-out purging of "obscene" content on the internet? Prepare for a link. (Article)


What do you think would be worse -- a Christian theocracy, or a socialist regime?


What do you think is the best way to feed and give shelter to the legions of homeless and poor people in America?


Why is my cable modem as slow as my 56K?


If there were one, single thing that you would make illegal in your country, what would it be? And if there were one law you would like to see repealed, what would it be?
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LOL....

1. I read the first two paragraphs, something like that. Up to the listing of the Virginia law. I think it's rediculous. I was introduced to pornography at the age of 16, and all it did was make my sex life non-vanilla. It also caused an unnatural inclination towards performing various oral-related activities on female genetalia, and had NO change whatsoever in the amount of hugging and kissing I demand on a momentary basis (gimme a kiss now!)

2. A socialist regime hypothetically can be better than a Christian theocracy, which cynically could be the same thing, but really isn't. The Christian theocracy would probably be stagnant, and lack scientific incrediments, while a socialist regime may or may not have that.

Then there's the question of freedom. Neither choice gives much. However if we look at the Russian universe I believe they are capable of free worship as long as the state is #1(or was that Berlin....whatever). A Christian theocracy would not allow such idiocy. In fact I doubt my belief of God and God alone (ie, no worship of Christ) would be allowed. Odd, eh?

3. The best way to force our beliefs of a well balanced diet and a lifestyle of working instead of begging would be to round them all up into camps and force our bigotry into their minds. It would be likened to Christian foreign aid, which as far as I'm concerned rewards food/medicine with 'education', which is laced with rampant Christian dogma.

If you can find a better way to maintain 'legions' of people please travel back in time and tell Hitler, because I think he copied (from the British) the idea flawlessly.

4. What time is it? Did you apply certain registry patches which give the impression of 1337 speeds? Are you capped? Where do you live? What provider?

In other words, I don't know. It could be anything from traffic to bad service.

5. I would love to see being single a thing to be illegalized, simply because anything else is equally as stupid (in other words, making new things illegal is stupid). We already have ownership of illicit images illegal in Virginia. That's enough to prove that we're stupid.

And I want public indencency repealed asap.

You're really enjoying this, aren't you?

If you think that philosophers tend to produce stupid ideas (probably not the right words), why do you study philosophy?

Can you say "philosophical" and get it right every time? I can't.

Why do you believe in God and yet not Christ? Would you define still define that as Christianity, or would you define it as just a general belief? All religions have a "God" (or many).

You're really enjoying this, aren't you?

You couldn't possibly believe how much I like attention. It's like...whoa. I'm the center of attention. *drools* Yes, that just about captures my feeling right now. I'm like hitting refresh every ten minutes, while doing my day's job, and what have you. Still waiting for my GF to go online. =P

If you think that philosophers tend to produce stupid ideas (probably not the right words), why do you study philosophy?

That's actually the correct choice of words, although 'falacious' ideas tend to be more accurate. Or rather, 'ideas which depend largely on assumptions'. Regardless, I don't study philosophy. I'm a part time student at some lame college/almost university taking english courses. I want to study philosophy because I like writing analytical essays and engaging in discussion (hence this forum).

I could argue that I don't like to do anything except hedonistic endeavors but that's hardly buddist nor helpful in the long run.

Can you say "philosophical" and get it right every time? I can't.

I can. easily fill-lis-soph-phi-col. That's how I pronounce it anyway.

Why do you believe in God and yet not Christ? Would you define still define that as Christianity, or would you define it as just a general belief? All religions have a "God" (or many).

I'm a believer in a 'very powerful' creator of our little universe. I acknowledge Jesus, son of Joseph, son of Mary, but whether he's the son of God, I don't know, and whether he's the chosen one, I don't know.

I don't worship him either, which is what I think you misinterpreted. I don't worship God either. I just acknowledge 'he' exists as an afterthought.

Hi. What does your nick mean? Is it some type of spahgetti?

*gives you a four week old used winning lotto ticket*

Hi. What does your nick mean? Is it some type of spahgetti?

lol no one asked me that question straight out. I always just post it in 'what is your name origin' threads.

Anywho, way way back in the day, I found out about chatrooms. Found them at infotreks. Infotreks is still around, but the original crew there is probably in their 19-20's or something like that, or in jail. I was 'Redeemer', named after a Spawn (http://www.spawn.com) character I liked (and still do).

Redeemer became boring after months, and I decided on phlegethonyarre (pronounce that, you illiterate people ^o^). My online 'GF' at the time (I don't know...I guess she was an online GF....it really messes up my 'one partner for life' thing, doesn't it?) didn't like it. She knew me as redeemer and that's how I should've stayed.

Phlegethonyarre became UnholyArchon, which became Ghettoprops. 'ghetto' 'props' makes no sense when appended, but was later stolen by brother when he made a tag out of it. I did pureghetto for no reason at all, and that's where it is now. pureghetto means nothing either. It has be construed to mean that I'm 'pure' ghetto, but I don't even resemble the stereotype. Feel free to consider it to mean nothing just as the username squall_258228282 wouldn't mean much either.

*gives you a four week old used winning lotto ticket*

That's not a question, and unless it's a winning one, it doesn't matter (lotto tickets can be redeemed a year after won)

Did you read the word 'used'?

no, I didn't even read 'winning'. Thanks for asking

Cheese? *offers tray*

*Snatches cheese tray*

*stuffs mouth*

*chokes*

thanks.

edit: man, you know you can ask more than one question at a time. Plus you can also ask more questions than once. sheesh I don't have attention!

Why do you crave attention so?

Inferiority complex. Started from grade school when I needed friends to feel good about myself. I didn't really care at first, but friends were like...this drug which made me feel amazing. I wanted more and more and more...until I reached something like grade 9 and pretty much just took it as I got it. It eventually became my life philosophy: to take things as they come.

Attention however, stayed, deep seeded. I like attention because it enforces my existence, rather than my existence being the cause of attention towards me. I'm just strange like that.

Now give me attention! more more mORe!

If pizza was the only food left on earth, even more specifically, only ham and pineapple pizza, would you go insane with the mediocrity?

Anchovies?

Favorite flavor of Hot Pocket?

What's your favorite type of flower? Why?

Are you talkative on the phone at all?

Robot GIR or doggysuit GIR? Why?

Rydia! yay!

If pizza was the only food left on earth, even more specifically, only ham and pineapple pizza, would you go insane with the mediocrity?

Anchovies?

Favorite flavor of Hot Pocket?

What's your favorite type of flower? Why?

Are you talkative on the phone at all?

Robot GIR or doggysuit GIR? Why?

Yes I would. Gimme pepperoni or meat lovers any day! God hawaiian pizza must be the dumbest thing imagined. Whoever likes it is not liked by me in the field of pizza. If we (myself and whoever likes hawaiian) went out for pizza I will not enjoy myself.

Anchovies are yummy by themselves, but not on pizza. No fish on my pizza!

I don't know all flavors. If there's a pizza flavor gimme. If you give me the list of flavors I can answer.

I'm very dependent on the other person to ask me questions which cause me to respond in more than one sentence structures. Otherwise I'm listening all the way.

Omg Gir rules no matter what he's doing, but doggysuit Gir is just....omg so cool!

If someone contacted you on IM randomly one day, and say... Started telling you about pizza, and you asked them to stop talking about it because you couldn't get any pizza anytime soon and it was very tempting, but they didn't stop and kept going, tormenting you with the fact that they have this über-delicious ice cr-- I mean, <I>pizza</I>, mercilessly teasing and tormenting and just <I>NOT STOPPING...</I> Would you block them? Would you block the subsequent screen name that they might make to keep tormenting you? Any other comments on the situation?

What do you believe in?

If someone contacted you on IM randomly one day, and say... Started telling you about pizza, and you asked them to stop talking about it because you couldn't get any pizza anytime soon and it was very tempting, but they didn't stop and kept going, tormenting you with the fact that they have this über-delicious ice cr-- I mean, pizza, mercilessly teasing and tormenting and just NOT STOPPING... Would you block them? Would you block the subsequent screen name that they might make to keep tormenting you? Any other comments on the situation?

No I wouldn't; I love people who spam as long as it's not those 'hi, I have 1337 XXX site for sexing. Click here!' messages. Eventually I'll bore the spammer. Try me.

What do you believe in?

Always with that question eh Unne? Starting a database?

I believe in God in concept; I believe in science as far as our senses and the reliability of it is concerned; I believe in metaphysics as a means to achieve a good hypothesis; I believe in love, that it exists; I believe everyone can find love; I believe love is hard to find, and even harder to keep.

I believe in people's trustworthyness, but I do not believe that they will maintain it stagnantly (ie: I'm not very trusting, but I trust).

Which would you rather have on a desolate iceberg? blankets or a jacket?

A jacket; you can sleep in the snow and keep warm (you really can).

Okay you can't (you'll freeze after a few hours), but with a jacket you can hide inside it, and it's more warm than a stinky blanket.

lol blanket; Linus. I get it. *laughs out silent*

You're a quick one! I bet half the forumers would never ever have caught that. Hell, I didn't even catch it. It wasn't intentional. I guess I do think like Linus.

Anyways... who would win, LSG or Godzilla?

What's LSG? I think Godzilla rules, so his mass alone would be enuf to crush LSG into pieces, assuming Godzilla didn't cave in on himself.

*nods*

LSG = Little Sword Guy. The dude in my sig.

yep. That lil' midget will be squished lickity split. Die you tiny midget!

*squishes*

:D I'm mean

Guns or women?

What would you study?

Taco or burrito?

Sushi or pasta?

Dear lord, LH, I hate that list of political parties with an unmatched fury. However, that's a great website. I found it a couple elections ago, and I've kept track of it since then. My website used to have a link to it.

PG: Plato and Socrates were the same person, I'm convinced of that now. Physically they were different people, but only one of the two was a philosopher. Yep. Either Plato just wrote down what Socrates said, and everything "Plato" came up with was just repeating the genius of Socrates, or Socrates really was just a homeless vagrant old man, and Plato gave him intense brilliance to illustrate his own points.

I can't resist, now. Best philosopher: Kant. Worst philosopher: Descartes. Yeah, I just don't like Descartes. And Kant is confusing as hell, but I usually agree with him.

If you had to choose one of the following options, which would it be?
1. Denounce any beliefs you currently have and profess Bleys as your almighty lord and savior.
2. Modify your current belief system to state that Rydia of Mist is truly the God you've been worshipping.

And which admin would you ban?

I'm surprised to say I agree with Pureghetto's opinion on philosophers, except:

Schopenhauer and Nietzsche both had great ideas.

Kant wrote a lot of true things, but he was the worst writer ever, so nobody can understand what he was on about. He also adopted some of the ideas of previous philosophers without questioning (animals can't feel pain and that type of rubbish).

Hegel was the most stupid philosopher ever.

Aristotle was almost as idiotic.

Descartes tried to mix philosophy and mechanics. Marx tried to mix it with economics. Both bad ideas.

Spinoza deserves a lot of credit, considering the time he lived in. Unfortunately, later philosophers ignored his heretic ideas, with the exception of Schopenhauer.

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Question: Why don't you like telling people what Pureghetto stands for?

Guns or women?

What would you study?

Taco or burrito?

Sushi or pasta?

They're all good, but I'll choose women, philosophy, tacos, and pasta.


If you had to choose one of the following options, which would it be?
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Denounce any beliefs you currently have and profess Bleys as your almighty lord and savior.
Modify your current belief system to state that Rydia of Mist is truly the God you've been worshipping.
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And which admin would you ban?

What is it with you and banning admins?

I would choose Rydia as my true God. Bley is the scary.

And I would ban....hmmm....yes, I would ban Bleys. No more Bley-pants-jokes.

bwahaha I said Bley

I'm surprised to say I agree with Pureghetto's opinion on philosophers, except:

Schopenhauer and Nietzsche both had great ideas.

Kant wrote a lot of true things, but he was the worst writer ever, so nobody can understand what he was on about. He also adopted some of the ideas of previous philosophers without questioning (animals can't feel pain and that type of rubbish).

Hegel was the most stupid philosopher ever.

Aristotle was almost as idiotic.

Descartes tried to mix philosophy and mechanics. Marx tried to mix it with economics. Both bad ideas.

Spinoza deserves a lot of credit, considering the time he lived in. Unfortunately, later philosophers ignored his heretic ideas, with the exception of Schopenhauer.


Those aren't questions....

Schopenhauer may have had good ideas, but that silly mental experiment with the cat and poison is quite nonsensical to me (although true, it seems to have been exaggerated to mean 'if you can't see it, it might not even be there')

Nietzche is my hero. What except is there?

Kant is stupid; period.

Hegel I have never heard of. Thanks for giving me a bias.

Aristotle scares me.

Descartes spawned matrix and the thirteenth floor, both theoretically bad movies.

I've hated Marx since economics class

And I'm equally ignorant of Spinoza....

yes I'm deprived.

EDIT BY BoB: Don't double post, thanks.

wazamatta? Am I not interesting enough? Blame it on those silly men for giving me boring questions.

SO from now on anyone who asks me a questions gets a free cookie pie! C'mon and get ur cookie pie b/c it's pie for all, and all for pie.

now ax me the questions, lots of them. don't stop lest i run out of days and get MAD at j00 !%?!

Originally posted by Pureghetto
I would choose Rydia as my true God. Bley is the scary.

*bonks you with the Shiny Sparkle Stick of Blessing and Stuff*

Good boy. =D

And now you must make thy holy pilgrimage to Ogden, UT to come give me a visit, cuz I said so, and I shall give thee much cheese.

And now, INQUIRY!:

~You find out that the 3'2" Elven Fighter named "Beans the Slow" (18 STR, 8 INT) you sent ahead on his flying broom to buy weapons and armor in the town ahead of you has returned...having been swindled and spent all his money on a "Sap of Hurting". Roll a 1d20 for a Will check (difficulty 16) to see if you throttle the living schnit out of him. If you fail the Will save, make a 1d20 Strength check (difficulty 14) to see if you break away from your fellow party members who are holding you back to keep you from slaughtering Beans. How do you fare?

fare thee well, says I, to thee.

Thus be a great challenge, for thine wacky miscreant doth be sown great misdeeds upon mine dainty carriage. For not shall I slaughter thine pasty wacko, but I shall appoint thine question much discourse.

Forsooth, the great throttle seems ablaze with great intrigue, yet I question 'Beans the Slow' with tales of his mischievious claptrap. Upon much inanity I discover that indeed the great "Madlock' be behind this great misdeed, and we five party (minus 'Beans the Slow', for he doth have throttled by mine great mallotty gauntlets) must trek to the distant land of Fore to discover the location of thee great Madlock.

Having lost six hundred gald stones due to mismanagement of my cumbersome gald belt, I approach the merry town of ser'Zer'ber in search of work. Finding none, I unleash mine fury in the guise of a great weapon: mine Axe o' the big, which slashed forth incessant amidst cries of slobbering cowardice. None was spared, yet all lived. I attained much booty that day, and some gald to spare. Brimming with monies, we four (minus 'Jimmy the Toad Giant' for he tripped on a turtle and started crying for his mum) carried our cumbersome load to the nearest town: Buz'Kutcher.

'Mine legs be tired', says I, to no avail. I spy a civil man upon a great horse, by name of Mustang as was scoured into its mane. I pranced about to block the path, while chanting tales of a maiden in distress. Grabbing mine new companion in haste, we gallopped into the wooden area, while mine gloriously unkempt fellows stole for them the great beast. We returned momentarily to the unbelieving gaze of my unsuspecting fool, who was promptly stripped of his goods and all three of his gald.

Under the great hooves of the mustang we rode forth towards 'Madlock's lair', which apparently was indeed three towns before our misadventure with 'Beans the Slow'. It is with great distress that we backtrack, as we are not misuncertain of the freedom to travel backwards in a much helpful game of the dragons and dungeons. Fearing that we may actually be out of the dungeon, we unleashed the Mustang upon much fearing peasants, who met swift defeat at its wheels..that is to say hooves.

Much discourse was made as to the journey's purpose. Mine great protector 'Odin the nido' made much remark about some confusing element, calling it 'suppertime' and some claptrap about 'video games'. I called him a stooge and send him crying to 'mommy'. I then told my last companion 'Bleys the bore' not to raise his tone with me further, lest my trusty Axe o' the big might meet bruttally on his swollen toe.

And thus we travelled, for weeks on end, until the great Maddock was discovered. Indeed his wailing was incessant, claiming deeds of mistruth such that we did not accompany him to his great missions, and that he was uninvited to our pleasant tidings. He claimed allegeance to a greater power, and demanded that we submit to his omnipotence, lest he appeal to our maiden mothers-to-be for support. We thusly challenged him to a two-on-one duel, which had much confusing element unleashed.

Maddock's first strategem was to stomp on 'Bleys the Bore's' toe, which seemingly showed Bley's incompetence. The wailing for one's 'mommy' was rivaled only to a rememberence of Bley's failure to achieve success in long division. I unleashed my dice of free will, and failing to read the digits correctly, I felt my free will diminish. Nonetheless I tripped Maddock while his stampede attack reached full mometum, and pillaged his PS2 quite swiftly.

Thus I complete my misadventure, hopefully to your approval. Now unleash for me much questioning, for mine day be incessant with the wails of the undamned!

EDIT BY BoB: Don't double post, thanks.

c'mon you. I have to beat Dr. Unne, and I'm not even close! I wanna win Eyes on You darn dang it.

*demands at least 5 questions of long answer type from each member of EoFF*

:D:) :p :love: :D :mog: :tongue:

PG, it isn't a competition.

Schopenhauer may have had good ideas, but that silly mental experiment with the cat and poison is quite nonsensical to me (although true, it seems to have been exaggerated to mean 'if you can't see it, it might not even be there')You're totally mixed up. You're thinking of Schrodinger, the physicist, not Schopenhauer, the philosopher. Wrong guy, buddy.

The Matrix is a theoretically great movie. And what's wrong with Kant, exactly, besides his ridiculously poor writing skills?

Oh so I was mixed up. My mistake. And it is a competition. I say so :D

I couldn't follow Kant at all, thus I didn't like him (ie: poor writing skills)

Why do you always choose this obnoxious thing as your "Message Icon"?

Trademark. Pureghetto likes the :D smilie, and was doing it non-stop during his first few postings. I'm not sure, but there *might* be posts I made two years ago that didn't have the :D smilie haunting me.

I do it for every post, regardless of flaming/insult/degrading/serious content. It's just a trademark. I've been asked this question before "why the :D icon when talking about abortion?" or something like that.

Okay, nothing philosophical from me, just simple questions:

Dogs or cats? Why?
Canucks or Toronto Maple Leafs? Why?
Halloween or Christmas? Why?
Coke or Pepsi? Why?
Canada or the USA? Why?
Wood or plastic? Why?

nothing philosophical are best questions. They're the type that start convos, remember.

Dogs or cats? Why?
Canucks or Toronto Maple Leafs? Why?
Halloween or Christmas? Why?
Coke or Pepsi? Why?
Canada or the USA? Why?
Wood or plastic? Why?

Cats. Dogs are good and everything but nothing matches the quiet company of a cat.

TML. If I chose anything else my ex GF will castrate me.

Christmas. Snow. Fireplace. Romance.
Halloween. Screamy kids, ugly costumes, sexy bat costume...

omg I can't decide!

Coca Cola > Pepsi Cola. 7up > Sprite. Mountain dew rocks.

I like em both, just not all of each company.

Canada > USA, but visiting USA is FUN.

Wood....plastic....

Wood is rustic. It's natural. I like it more.

Cake or ice cream? :D

one of my friends was obsessed with ice cream. I must consent to ice cream's tyranny.

Cookies n' Cream!

If you could choose the next person being questionned by edczxcvb, who would you like to pick up? And why, of course!

What do you think of Jean Chrétien?

And how about Bush?

ahhh questions running out of time bah.

I would choose.....Spuuky. Why? B/C I can ask him ALL sorts of wacky NONSENSE. bwahahahahahahahaha *cough* *weeze*

Chretien rox0rs, Bush sux0rs.

Where's the beef?

Originally posted by Pureghetto
I would choose.....Spuuky.Too bad I didn't submit an application, eh?

The beef, claiming alledgence to the turkey mutton, is actually the last bit of hidery from the secret house. Where's the secret house you say? Well I'll tell you!

It's right there! *points*

*scampers away*

teeheehehe

What do you prefer, peanuts or cashews?

Peanuts raise an interesting question about cookies. You see, in the land of chocolate, the great apple god Zyb'Thur'1337'Nuk stole the eyes from his brother Jerem. Jerem's clan was so furious that they cast a spell that rained peanuts down on the land of cookies for days on end, creating what we now call plastic.

You see, peanuts are thus cursed, and I must side with cashews as they are merely the acursed spewings of the God Bleyz.

Did you really have to give me the mental image of Bleys spewing just now? >.<

Just telling it how it is. Bleyz was spewing stuff out left and right. It was downright unjust I tell you. Socrates would've been crying in his grave.....errr, land of the minds.

If a giant banana walked up to you and declared, "I AM A BANANA!", what would you do?

I would.....

omg lemme think. How big of a banana? If it were giant like 20 inches long, I would just eat it while it screamed in sardonic metaphors. However if it were super giant, like 30 inches long, I would be scared because it would probably rival certain unmentionables.

I would probably just kick anything > 30 inches. Yes. Hopefully it's not 30 miles high, at which point I would have to sick a spree of termites at it and witness the hollering for years on end. *sigh* stupid bananas.

The banana is as tall as you are. BUT!!

You have a giant spoon.

After futilely looking at the spoon and back at your cereal bowl a few times, lamenting, "Mah spoon is too big!!"... That's when the banana approaches. With this newfound knowledge... Do your tactics change?

absolutely.

Now I have cereal in my arsenal. I would firstly rip the box of cereal into atoms, then recalibrate it into cereal. After this miraculous feat I will eat of the cereal until I am full, then dispose of the remainder in a safe, microwavable nuclear warhead. Setting the timer for 90 minutes, I will thus....


kick the banana, and sick a spree of locusts at it.

How would you eat the cereal? Your spoon is too big!

oh of course....

I will take of the giant banana, and fashion a 'small' spoon from its contents (the removal of banana puddy will cause much discomfort in the banana, and much screaming, thus making my eating very undesireable to endure).

Thus, I will kick the banana and sick a spree of donuts at it.

...

















...What flavor of donuts?

Germany flavored, what else? sheesh it's like....why even have to ask!

so anyway, the germany flavored donuts will smash against the banana, causing much fruit bruising. The banana will be unedible and thus be consumed by the very thing it eats: locusts.

o_O





What have you been smoking? And where can I get some?

Gir! Boogie with Gir and get a nickel. Buy a dime with the nickel! Then, buy two dimes with the dime, and 4 dimes with the two dimes.


You get the point, right? In 100 days you'll be a dozen-naire!

Why must you mock me so?

*poke*

b/c I likes you. You're coolz0rs.

now, as for everyone else who won't join in this fun q&a session, you can all lick my donuts. And guess what country flavor it'll be this time!

bwahahahaha doesn't start with german.

Nicaraguan?

How'd you know? Did I tell you over aim chat?

What sort of miscreant am I now?

Hey, what's your favorite radio station?

Did you realize I'm asking questions in response to questions? Let's us play okay?

Originally posted by Pureghetto
How'd you know? Did I tell you over aim chat?

What sort of miscreant am I now?

Hey, what's your favorite radio station?

Did you realize I'm asking questions in response to questions? Let's us play okay?

I'm cool like that. Nope.

A sparkly one.

99.9 The Buzz: Burlington, Plattsburg, Montréal.

Yes. Okay.

Will you send me chocolate? Dark chocolate, even?

sure. My ex likes white choco so you don't get any of that.

Plus it's a digimon empire, so pokevolve your digimon.

Bleh. She can have it. White chocolate is hideous.

Speaking of sweets... What's your favorite kind of candy?

'cotton candy'. :D

*ahem* family forum...um...I like cotton candy. lol!

*cough* Yes. Cotton candy. Very nice.

MOVING ON!!

Have you ever played D&D before?

not even close. I pretended to fight with other kids...that's about as far as it went. There was a time my brother and I was walked around and we just decided to fool around. He brought his progressive blade, so he pretended to slash at enemies. I of course, in a trenchcoat, didn't move much. My attack was something like a coat slap. Very.....unmoving. Both in an emotional and physical sense.

*nods*

Don't knock the Coat Slap. What if it was a Spiky Coat Slap of Imminent Doom and Curses? That would be pretty deadly, I'd say.

Plain Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, or Pepsi Blue?

I've tried blue and plain pepsi, and unrelated, the clear kind. I like the original pepsi the best.

And I'm not touching any red pepsis.....

Wild Cherry Pepsi is actually really good. It's not like super-berry overwhelming like Pepsi Blue is. It's more subtle. And it's not red.

What do you have against red sodas? Are you prejudiced against red sodas? Didn't your momma teach you that red sodas are just as soda-ey as the rest?

I hate the soda which be red, for I dread....it make me dead.

I'm just prejudiced....

Tsk. My Code Red mocks you.

Do you think we've posted enough in this thread?

I'll sleep in 30. You?

I'm up for a while longer. Usually till midnight MST.

Think you could keep going 'til bedtime?

Sure. That's what Eyes on YOu is all about

*dances the hooky pooky*

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

I dunno, but I wouldn't be around when everyone gets involved....ewwww....

and the aftertaste. ahhhh!

What would you do if I ran out of questions?

Doesn't matter because....

I'm winning Eyes on YOU!

That's right everybody *looks at you*. I'm winning! *yippie*

*dances about*

yes, my coy natural charm paid off.

How can you "win" at a Q&A session? o.O

lol, quantifiable measurements. Ie: responses. posts. pages. wins!

and arbitarily determined funnyness. I vote myself funniest Eyes on YOU candidate to date.

the votes: 1 - 0

i win!

*votes* 1-1! Oh, a tie!

Whatcha gonna do about it?

*votes*

2-1 what? ahahahaha bwahahaha

voting closed!

what now, brown cow?

Who said you could vote twice? *ban*

I said! *unban*

*bans bleys for fun*

*goes on banning spree*

*bans all ppl with 'e' in their names*

*kicks pies*

*throws the kicked pies*

*bwahahas*

Isn't it close to your bedtime?

I'm applying to university damnit

What university?

This (http://www.eyesonff.com) university

Why must you be lame? :p

bc it's late and i wanna hurry

Should I stop asking questions, then?

whatever helps me find my student id # asap

Please?

*didn't understand*

"Let this torment end!"

Understand that? :)

Could you write me a short essay on the history of pie?
Thank you.

omg.....

The history of Pie, or the prometheus defined

By: Pee Gee thirteen (PG13)

'Thus' said the LORD, and pie was created.
A heavenly treat for all to eat
Such a big pie; what a feat
It was too big I hurt my feet

And along with those chants of eternal sublimity there was much angst in the world; the pie was too big, and the people were all too small. Few reach the pie to eat of its warm gooey juices, and too many saw the pie yet could not reach it.

The Gods were angry. They smited the foolish humans.

2000 AD

Pureghetto, rising from the ashes of the movie 'Superman's Batman costume 4: dressup gets kinky' Declares alledgence to pie. The great conflict thus became: pie, or ice cream? Pureghetto had many adversaries claiming allegeance to one 'iced cream', and was uncertain of the outcome of the great Pie battle.

Pie, versus Ice Cream, thus became Pie cream. Making no sense, the Gods smited all who lived.

2003 AD

Jumping to the current present, we now see Pie as the great ruler of all who eat. Sixteen year olds of all ages could feast upon its gooey nutritious goo, thus gaining omnipotent powers for only a moment. The world attempted to maintain their euthemism by eating pies.

It was a fat world

The Gods smited us all

2002 AD

Looking back at what caused the Pie plague, we go into a small, uninhibited forum called 'Eyes on....Final Fantasy'. A seemingly voyeuristic webpage dealing with pornography, it was actually a spawning ground for members of 'role playing games', or a toned down version of living out fantasies. Perhaps sexual.

Regardless, a discussion was spawned about pies, at which point a huge rant was made, which sortly became nonsensical like many of Pee Gee thirteen (PG13) 's posts. All were upset and many claimed allegence to the unwholesome 'Scotty' which ruled all with his iron fist. It was quite a heavy fist, and one day while throwing a fit, the fist flew out of his arm and landed in a pie.

God grew furious and smited all who lived.

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In conclusion, Pies are the sole creator and destroyer of nothing, and everything other than nothing.

OHHH god. My service wasn't working yesterday so I couldn't update or anything. Sorry. Umm..yeah. This overdue for a closing. So sorry but this is now doomed...DOOMED!

Close, Archive, and Unsticky.

The funny thing is, you really lost. Because you only finished 3rd in total views, despite this staying open for so long.

*whistles*

Pureghetto's thread, without Pureghetto's posts: 119 - 53 = 66 posts.

Dr Unne's thread, without Unne's posts: 94 - 13 = 81 posts.

I'll now remove the two double posts in your thread, too.

Not that it's a competition or anything ;)