Favorite quotes!

Okay everybody whats your favorite quote? :) Mine is

"Gosh bro you know alot!" "Yeah, I know."

"oooh....soft"

Anything with "rustalot" too.

"What a bimbo." -Eiko

"What?! The only scoundrels here are you and your fat queen!" -Zidane

"Hot! Hot! Hot! You bastards!!!! Oh, I can move again! Thanks, kupo!" -Mois

"I'm such a stud!" -Zidane

"Tastes salty." -Quina

Conversation:
Zidane(describing Quina): "All s/he ever thinks about is food."
Dagger: "Well, all you ever think about is girls."
Zidane: "That's right, my mind is filled with...thoughts of...you."
Vivi: "..................."
Zidane: ".....................(maybe I'm trying too hard)"

And of course, the "Ooo...soft!" one :D

"You no worry! We eat everything!" - Quina

'Gee Whiz! A windmill!'

*coughs*gingerbeer!*coughs*

"I hate keeping promises, and I so love deceit!" ~ Kuja :O

Originally posted by Cloud
"I hate keeping promises, and I so love deceit!" ~ Kuja :O

I just love Kuja quotes.
*points to signiture*

Thar be my quote

"How do you prove you exsist? maybe we don't exsist..-Vivi

"You'll be headstones in my eternal kingdom!"-Kuja

Hah those stupid jester brothers....they aren't even brothers though

In the UK version, the game said they were twins. Gotta love translations...

There's that 'tale' about Zidane and/or Vivi wanting to find a place to call home. One of the rare "spoken" parts in FF9 I really like.

Originally posted by Kuja Trance
Hah those stupid jester brothers....they aren't even brothers though

Oh yeah, how could I forget!!!

"We are in trouble." -Zorn

"Trouble we are in." -Thorn

That was the funniest thing in the world to me and Irvy's Lil Cowgirl for months XD

Originally posted by Silent Warrior
In the UK version, the game said they were twins. Gotta love translations...

There's that 'tale' about Zidane and/or Vivi wanting to find a place to call home. One of the rare "spoken" parts in FF9 I really like.

My mistake d'oh!

Kuja: Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair?

Kuja: (not exact quote it goes something like thsi though) Burmecia would have been alright if I didn't have to see those Burmecian rats and that fat elephant lady.

The "ooo...soft" is my favourite.

But I also love:

"There are two things in this world, things you can eat and things you can no eat" ~Quina.

"it is the providence of nature that only the strong survive."
-Kuja

Burmecian Solider:"...Come on I'll take you, you'll never defeat the king!"
Beatrix:"What you dare challenge me...Beatrix of Alexandria?"
Burmecia Solider:"B-BE-Beatrix?"

"To be forgotten is worse then death."
-Freya

"The only thing definate about the future is uncertainty."
-Amarant

This ain't exact but...

Marcus: Hey, Cinna, I need a hammer.

Cinna: There aren't any hammers.

Marcus: Can't I just use yours.

Cinna: No! Get your own!

*see below*

"We are in trouble!"
"Trouble we are in!"

xD

"Someday I will be Queen, but I will always be myself" <---- It just stuck in my mind. It does have an important meaning wen u think about it

"ooo soft" that part was funny lol!

Steiner: "Excuse me can you help escort me back to the castle?"
Female red mage: "What you asking me on a date?"
Steiner: "No I merely need assistance getting back to Lindblum castle!"
Female red Mage: "Thats a new one. You really should scrape some of that rust off, its disgusting."

I...so....happy.... - Quina w/ Vivi in Conde Petie

I really like the whole "Rally Ho!" stuff too

"Garland?! oooo, THAT's a sinister name!"
Eiko in Bran Bal/Pandemonium

Rally-HO:D :mog:

I thinkmy quote goes a little something like this:

Vivi:Do you know my grandpa, Quan?
Quale:I know not that bigot
Vivi:But you look like him!
Quale:Of Course, we from same tribe
Vivi:Are you sure you don't know him?
Quale:No

(The last Quale line was probably wrong, but I know it was something like that)

I can't remember the exact quote but.......

"Even if I was created for only one purpose, I do not regret being born into this world "
-Garland

"Do you think a defect like you could last forever...?
....
You'll be dead soon... Even as I die, you'll have died.
Without ever leaving your mark on this world."

These quotes aren't exact 'cause I'm having trouble remembering all of 'em...

Boy: "Ew, Dad, an oglop!"
Dad: "Shoo, get away!"
Regent Cid: "................"

"I so hungry..." -Quina

"I'm never riding in an airship again..." -Vivi

Quina: *jumps into water*
Old Man: "Ah, suicide. I've seen it so many times from gambling loss..."

"So, Kuja, you decided to show your girly face around here?!?" -Queen Brahne

"Just wait until the elephant lady shows up." -Kuja

"Fire at will!" -Queen Brahne

of course the "oooo soft" one, thats jsut classic

"I... so ... Happy" - Quina

But how could any of you forget this little Gem (i can't remember exactly, but you get the drift)

"Doesn't it feel good to just let yourself go out in the open" "tinkle tinkle ..... tinkle" -Zidane sharing a "Age old tradition between men" with ViVi

how could all of you forget that...:D :D :D

Forgot one of the Best

"TIME FOR THE KISS!" *SPLAT* - Zidane After marraige to Garnet

Eiko: what are you gonna do?

Zidane: Find Kuja and beat the crap out of him

Eiko: what are you gonna do?
Zidane: Find Kuja and beat the crap out of him

That is one of my Favorites....

Theres another one where someone calls Zidane a Monkey....Thats good too.

Originally posted by Aviva
"We are in trouble." -Zorn

"Trouble we are in." -Thorn


That is hilarious but so is the one,

Originally posted by makkuwata
Eiko: what are you gonna do?
Zidane: Find Kuja and beat the crap out of him

"Ooo Soft!" Is one of my favorites! Zidane is soo Horny.

Also, one that most people don't here often during the beast killing thing in lindblum...

Boy&girl from tantalus: "Help! Zidane!"
Zidane: "Come here big boy! Woah! Your ugly!"
Freya: "Need some help"
Zidane: "Sure! But let me finish him, I have a date with dagger on the line here!"

Also during the wedding in condie pete are two of my favorites.


Zidane: "Dagger were talking MARRIAGE! M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E marriage!"

and...

Zidane: "Dagger! Were hitched! TIME FOR THE KISS!" *jumps and falls*

Lol!

But my personal favorite was in the very beggining

Blank: "Zidane your really leaving?"
Zidane: "Yeah. What are you jelous that im gonna have a sweety-pie"
Blank: "your full of crap" "Anyway Zidane take this"
Zidane: "Thats ok, i don't need a love-potion to reel this one in"

Originally posted by Nakor TheBlue Rider
Theres another one where someone calls Zidane a Monkey....Thats good too. <font color="#cc99ff">

Freya! Actually that whole Bar scene is great...
(I know it's nowhere near exact, but something like):

Freya: Why don't you stop pestering her monkey tail?
Zidane: Wha..? Hey you've got a tail too!
Freya: Been a long time Zidane.
Zidane: Oh hey... it's Rachel, right?
Freya: ... -_-
Zidane: Jennifer?
Freya: No.
Zidane: Christine?
Freya: Why you--
Zidane: Oh I'm just kidding! I'd never forget a pretty face! How've you been Freya?

And then of course, my favorite, Kuja's lil speech before he summons Bahumat on Alexandria:<center>

"Peace is but a Shadow of Death,
desperate to forget its painful past...

Though we hope for promising years
after shedding a thousand tears,
yesterday's sorrow constantly nears...

And while the moon still shines in blue,
by dawn it will turn to scarlet hue..."</center></font>

Freya! Actually that whole Bar scene is great...
(I know it's nowhere near exact, but something like):

I think i have it exactly! ^.^

Freya: "Hey your disterbing everyone Monkey Tail"
Zidane: "Wha..!? Hey you've got a tail too, Rat face!"
Freya: "Rat-Face!? When im done eating im gonna beat you up! Oh Zidane!"
Zidane: "hey! hows it been..."
Freya: "You don't remember my name?"
Zidane: "Jennifer?"
Freya: "No"
Zidane:"Christine?"
Freya: "...."
Zidane: Oh i know! Ratchel from next door... you sure got... big.
Freya: Why you!!
Zidane: Just kidding, i could never forget a pretty girl's face, your name is Freya.

That one was funny....

Also in the very beggining when they are planning to kidnap Garnet, if you pick... "Were gonna kidnap Queen Brahne, right?" Baku Says: "Thats right... Queen Brahne, the most Fat-a**ed, butt ugly women... Wait what am I saying!?"

Quina: "Me... so happy..."
Vivi: "I...so happy too...?"

That just cracks me up.

Dwarf: "Wh-What's an ootsider doin' here?"
Zidane: "Hi. Have you seen a strange-looking guy here? He goes by the name of Kuja..."
[Short pause]
Dwarf: "...Yer strange-lookin'..."
Zidane: "No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh..."
[Short pause]
Dwarf: "...Yer sinister-lookin'..."
Zidane: "..."

So does this. :P


Kuja: Farewell...My sweet, lovable morons

o_O;

Yeah those dwarfs were funny...

I have another favorite quote thoguh it's the first that is serious, it's from the very end of the game..


Dagger: "How did you live?"
Zidane: "I couldn't die... I had to come home to you."
Dagger: "so..."
Zidane: "I sang your song."
Dagger: "Our song."


Aww... Cute!!!

And also at the end...

Quina: "Food isn't just made with proper indrediants...
It's made with the heart." *pauses* "This is very important when cooking for friends."

I loved that ending quote! I cried even more. ;_; *reaches for her tissues*

Yeah! Now i just have to find where to download the end so i can just what it again, and again. ^.^

I downloaded mine from Kazaa. Thanks to you I found a reasonable explanation as to why my computer is always soggy.

Lol ^.^ I have WINMX which is only music , so i found a site to download it off of.

My favorite lines were mostly in the ending, because it was such a great and emotional ending. For that scene when Zidane meets Freya, here's the actual dialogue.


ZIDANE: "Yo, Pops. I'll have the stupid special."
BOBO: "Who said that!? Zidane... I figured it was you."
ZIDANE: "How've you been?"
BOBO: "Alright, I guess... Have a seat. Your soup'll be ready in a minute."
LILIAN: (the waiter) "Do you mind? You're standing in everyone's way."
ZIDANE: "Wow... Hey."
LILIAN: "Yeah? Do you want a drink?"
ZIDANE: "How about you and me go for a cruise on an airship?"
LILIAN: "Really!? An airship!?"
ZIDANE: "Sounds like you've never been on one. You know, Lindblum is quite a sight from high above."
FREYA: "Hey, monkey-tail, you're disturbing the other customers."
ZIDANE: "What the - you've got a tail, too, rat-face!"
FREYA: "Rat-face... After I finish my drink, I'm gonna kick your butt."
BOBO: "Hey, Zidane, take it outside."
ZIDANE: "!!!"
FREYA: "Long time, Zidane."
ZIDANE: "Hey! What's up!? Wait a minute..."
FREYA: "You forgot my name?"
ZIDANE: "No, I remember. You're Helga, right?"
FREYA: "Wrong."
ZIDANE: "... Christine?"
FREYA: "No!"
ZIDANE: "... Oh yeah! You used to live next door to me. How's it going... Ratchel? Man, you've really gotten... big."
FREYA: "You nasty little - "
ZIDANE: "Come on. I'm just kiddin'. You know I never forget a pretty girl's name. So, how've you been, Freya?"
FREYA: "... Same old Zidane."
ZIDANE: "How long has it been?"
FREYA: "About 3 years."
ZIDANE: "Hey, did you ever find out anything about your boyfriend?"
FREYA: "No..."
ZIDANE: "So... What brings you to Lindblum?"
FREYA: "The Festival of the Hunt. What else? It's a good oppurtunity to test my skills."
ZIDANE: "Oh... Well, I'm sure you'll find him someday."
FREYA: "Aren't you participating?"
ZIDANE: "... Nah. I think I'll pass."
FREYA: "Lazy bum."
ZIDANE: "... Are you ever gonna go back?"
FREYA: "I have no reason to return to Burmecia. There is nothing there for me anymore."

That's a good scene, but my favorite FF9 quotes would come from the ending and the song Melodies of Life. This one is probably my favorite:

"Even if you say goodbye, you'll always be in our hearts. So, I know we're not alone anymore."

Another one of my favorites is at the end when im not sure who was talking but...

"The only thing you never taught me is what to do when Im lonely." *pause* "But there are somethings we need to find the answer for ourselves."

Zidane, you help catch fish too.- Quina

Anything with rusty or sir rustalot.

Ooh, soft! :D

Originally posted by Vincent06
zidane's theme was my favorite "quote"


Pervertedness
you dont need a reason to grab people.

actually my favorite quote was "ooh soft" and that other part where dagger yells "GET OFF ME SCUMBAG!" \

I also liked it when zidane calls zorn and thorn bastards and they go "bastards we may be, but we are clever bastards"
then when quina jumps off the cliff in madan sari and zidane goes "just ignore her she's a special case"

Originally posted by Scandalous
Dwarf: "Wh-What's an ootsider doin' here?"
Zidane: "Hi. Have you seen a strange-looking guy here? He goes by the name of Kuja..."
[Short pause]
Dwarf: "...Yer strange-lookin'..."
Zidane: "No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh..."
[Short pause]
Dwarf: "...Yer sinister-lookin'..."
Zidane: "..."
Eee! Gotta love those dwarves! xD

Quoted from the Pervert Zidane
"OOH, SOFT!"
Eehehehe! I LOVE that part! It's just so.. funny! xD

I'd also have to say that the entire ending is awesome, its just so emotional, i almost cried:cry:

i love this quote:

Marcus: My nose is bleeding!
Blank: Stick your thumb up it!!!

~Nikki

All right, I'm officially braindead...I can't remember the "Ooh, soft!" scene! If someone can get the scene from the script or something and put it up here, I'd really really appreciate it. :)

Hmm...most of my favorites have already been said. But my absolute favorite is probably that little bit from the end, and as far as comical quotes, probably the bar scene with Freya.

EDIT: Oh, I forgot, this is probably my favorite funny one, along with the Freya scene...

Eiko: What are you gonna do?
Zidane: Find Kuja and beat the crap out of him.

'Hey...Do i know you?'
'Stop flirting with her!'
'Yes Ma'am'

Zidane and Dagger.


"oooh,soft"

OH!OH!Forgot this one:

"What are you talkin' about!? My helmet totally reeks! My armour's way too big... And my back's real itchy... The boots are wet... My gloves are all slimy... There's cookie crumbs in my pocket..." (Blank)
"Okay, I get the picture..." (Zidane)


LOVE that one

Farewell, my sweet loveable morons.

Not bad... better if I didnt have to see those vermin and that elephant-lady... They offended my senses.

Rally-ho yourself.

On the first visit to the Business District in Lindblum:

Silly Old Man
"Go away!"
"I'm trying to remember what I have to do"

Silly Old Man
"Oh yeah!"
"I have to go take a dump"

...but the laughter was in disbelief that they'd put it in.

(After Quina ate the Gysahl Pickles)

Grandma Pickle:He stole one of my pickles!
Quina:I no steal anything! You steal!
Grandma Pickle: What the hell are you talking about?!
Just get that...that THING out of my sight!!

My all time FF fav:

Zidane: "Ooo, soft."

Black Mage Village (not sure how it goes exactly)

Dagger: How do act when you are sad?

Zidane: (holds up hands like claws) Oh I get really clingy when I'm sad!

Dagger: (covers breasts) Cut it out!

"My sweet canary, I'll take you to a world of dreams" - Kuja

Originally posted by Reina
Silly Old Man
"Go away!"
"I'm trying to remember what I have to do"

Silly Old Man
"Oh yeah!"
"I have to go take a dump"


HAHAHAHAHA!!!:p I never saw that! But that is perfect.

i like the "wimpy guy" in lindblum. i cant remember what he says but i think his name is just funny

Heehee,lets see.....

Zidane:
-Oooh soft(touches daggie's butt)*giggles*
-No squall or cloud shall hinder us

Garnet:
-Zidane,remember the way it was...for me?
-aLrIgHtY!


Hee, im sill thinkin for more ya:p

Thanks for the replies guys. Some great quotes in there. =)

Don't quite remember.....but...

1)Marcus:".....make me your canary, keep forever in the cage of your bosom."
2)Marcus:"......wondrous moon, I bessech you, bring me my beloved Dagger to me."
3)Queen Brahne:"Odin, come to me."
4)the prayer to summon Alexander
5)Melodies of Life
6)the love letter
7)what I'd learned from ff9.......It told me a great lesson.

I don't remember exactly how it goesm, but here it is:

Zorn/thorn: Bastards we may be, but clever are we

I thought that line was pretty neat. ^_^ Plus, I think everyone can agree that the "Ooo ...soft" thing was classic

The quote I really liked was from Zidane to Amarant in an ATE:
"The sly eagle hides it's claws".
It's just so deep (nothing like Zidane :p )