Eyes on YOU gives you Del Murder

Here we GO! The member chosen at random to be first was Del Murder. You can ask questions and he will answer the ones he feels comfortable asking...or feels like answering...I guess.

Anyways I guess I will do this every 3 or so days because I would like this to be over by Febuary and every 3 days would give me that. I will see how it goes with the first few times to see if I need to give it 4 days.

If anyone thinks it should be longer(like a mod or admin) please PM me to let me know and everything and explain.

One last note. I copy and paste EXACTLY what you all sent me. Typos and all!

Now on with Del Murder's answers to the questions! Could someone please Sticky this(needs to be able to sticky and close so this will work better)?

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 01)</font> What is your REAL name?
Tony.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 02)</font> What are your nicknames(online and offline)?
Online: Del, Deltoni, Mr. Murder, Murder, Del Muhdah, Del Bond, Batman, Del Tony Murder Milano (added 6/25/05).

Offline: T-Money, T-Mo, Del Murder, Big Dork, Spaz, Tiger, Amferney, Antony.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 03)</font> What is your Birthday and current Age?
6-20-81, 21.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 04)</font> Where do you currently live(City, State/Country)?
Los Angeles, CA, USA.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 05)</font> What is your Hieght and Wieght(wieght is optional for those of you who do not wish to disclose this information)?
5'10", 150 lbs.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 06)</font> What color are your eyes and your hair?
Brown, brown.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 07)</font> What is your favorite color?
Burgandy.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 08)</font> What is your favorite food or meal?
A very well cooked steak.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 09)</font> What are your hobbies and/or interests?
Games, tranquility, internet, reading.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 10)</font> Do you have any brothers and sisters? If yes then how old are they?
2 brothers: 19, 15.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 11)</font> What is your current occupation(student is an occupation)?
Student, retail clerk, office clerk.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 12)</font> What are your favorite type of clothing to wear?
Short sleve button down shirt and jeans/shorts.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 13)</font> What is your favorite style of music to listen to(the general style and specific style if you can)?
Classic rock, 60s/70s some 80s. Specific enough?

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 14)</font> What is your favorite band/group/singer?
Aerosmith.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 15)</font> How many languages do you speak and what are they?
One - English.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 16)</font> Have you ever met anyone from the internet? If yes what was it like?
No.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 17)</font> If you could describe yourself in just two words what would they be and why?
Ignorantly brilliant, I'm the smartest person I know, I can figure things out and learn almost anything better than most anybody, yet I don't know JACK SH*T when it comes to life.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 18)</font> If you could be anywhere in this world/universe/andother dimensional plane of existence...where would you want to be and why?
I...don't know. The woods probably. But I'd get lonely.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 19)</font> What do you want to do or be when you grow up...or if you are grown up then what do you wish you could be or do?
Well I want a job where I can sit all day and also one that nobody know how to do my job but me. In a fantasy world I'd write and direct plays but that AIN'T happenin.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 20)</font> What is the one thing on this planet that makes you happier than ANYTHING else?
When someone I love tells me they love me.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 21)</font> What do you most desire to do at least once in your life time?
Be one of a pair.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 22)</font> If you can have any one thing in life this very instant what would it be?
Financial security. The rest is cake.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 23)</font> Have you ever been in love with someone or had a crush on a person? If so then who(if you feel uncomfortable saying who don't worry about it)?
Yes. Many crushes: Janelle, Lisa, Tracy, Erin, Betsy, that girl from Ops, as for love: ... (you ain't getting that out of me).

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 24)</font> What is the happiest moment of your life to this point?
Can't remember.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 25)</font> What do you think others think of you?
Funny, simplistic, weird, unimportant.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 26)</font> What do you feel your best trait is?
Humor.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 27)</font> What do you think your worst trait is?
Shyness.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 28)</font> Where do you see yourself in 5 years from now?
Alone, with some boring job, but making the best of it.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 29)</font> Where do you WANT to be in 5 years from now?
With someone on my arm? A millionaire? That would be nice, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 30)</font> What is your favorite type of movie to watch?
Action/adventure.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 31)</font> What is your favorite movie?
The Godfather.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 32)</font> What is your favorite television show?
The Simpsons.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 33)</font> What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
FFVI (sorry ed)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 34)</font> What is your favorite game?
FFVI (again, I'm sorry)

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 35)</font> How did you find Eyes on Final Fantasy?
Link somewhere, Lycos I think.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 36)</font> Why do continue to come here to Eyes on Final Fantasy?
You people are the best.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 37)</font> What is your favorite feature that Eyes on Final Fantasy has?
The forums?

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 38)</font> What is your favorite forum here at Eyes on Final Fantasy?
GC

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 39)</font> The ever so thriving question that just begs to be answered...Soda or Pop?
Soda. This ends here.

<font size=7 style="font-size: 11pt;"> 40)</font> Is there anything else that you would like to add?
ed, you're alright.

I don't think all the answers should be revealed at once. I'm way too lazy to read all of that.

Err... *shakes Del Murder's hand and agrees with ShlupQuack?*

Did he actually miss a question, and put answers on the wrong lines for a section in the middle? (15-21 or so)...

Well, Del, I'll think of a question to ask.

Isn't he not going to be here this weekend, though? Like, for the entire 3 days of this?

He is? Well this thing will run 6 days then...I guess. I will pick out the next person and make sure they will be here from now on so this kind of thing doesn't happen.

You see. Just when you think being picked first is all great and everything it comes back to bite you in the ass. You get to be the test monkey to see how it goes and how to improve things.

Also due to your complaints next time I will post 15 answers the First day, 15 the Second and the other 10 on the last day. That should work well...unless you all think I should do 20 on the first and 20 on the second.

I thought revealing all the questions at the start is what you're meant to do - then we ask further questions in this thread?

Now, Murd':

1) No, really - who do you love?
2) Why does everyone in Cali go places without telling me? ;_;
3) Would you marry Bleys if he asked ya to?
4) Name one person from EoFF that you think is...
Beautiful:
Hot:
Sexy:
Cute:
5) Yup yup.

Question: What is the meaning of life?

Question: If you were a button on a blender, which button would you be? (Sorry, I saw that question on a rerun of the Newlywed Game from the 70's.)

ed: It doesn't matter. If people are too lazy to read them all at once, they're probably too lazy to read them in two days. It's the same amount of reading. But oh well. Whatever you like.

Just a few questions, Deltoni:

1. What's your favourite sport?
2. If you had to learn another language what would it be?
3. How many times have you been on Space Mountain?
4. When are you getting a new computer?
5. Who's your favourtie author?
6. How many Pop Tarts do you eat every day?
7. What is the square root of pi?

Question:
You're 21?! Beer. Me. Now.

Del:

1) List every job you've ever had?
2) What's your favorite day of the week?
3) Favorite time of the day?

Ah Del, how well we know thee now.

1) Are you fed up of answering questions?
2) Are you going to answer this question?
3) Why? Why? Why?

Chaos

How many people have you killed?

Originally posted by Dr Unne
Question: If you were a button on a blender, which button would you be? (Sorry, I saw that question on a rerun of the Newlywed Game from the 70's.)


...did they give options? What buttons do they even have on blenders these days?

Q: What kind of undies?

*Is feeling horribly unoriginal tonite*

And, Q: do you have a favorite, or "lucky" pair?

Lastly, what traits do you find appealing in people? On either a platonic, or romantic level.. or both.

1) I think you should do 20/20 ed (not the show)

Q: Now that you have become the first Eyes On YOU member, what are you gonna do now?

I think you should just post all 40, makes it easier to find.

Del:

1) Would you eat a banana, if it was alive and talking?
2) Would you post a picture of your real self? Will you?
3) You talkin to me?

Yeah, posting all the questions and answers at once works fine. I read them all, it's not that big a deal. Leave it as is.

Del my man,

1.) Does it bother you that we're all staring at you now? (Eyes on YOU) *stares*

2.) Where in Los Angeles? *former resident of Santa Monica*

3.) If you had the choice to live anywhere in the world, where would you most like to live?

4.) Where would you most like to <i>visit</i>?

5.) If you were given the option, time, money, etc... needed to learn something new right now, what would you most like to learn?

6.) Favorite Animal and why?

Enough from me for now. ^_^

New question:
How the freak are you going to answer all these questions when you get back?

Q: How good was I?

Q: Would you ever consider living in Nothern Kentucky?

Q: Where do you see yourself in 1 year?

Q: Do you think you will ever meet anyone from EoFF?

erm...me thinks next time you should warn who is gonna be answering questions and arrange a day or two when they can answer....
oh and have one person post questions then the person answer, then post again then answer and so on.


would be ALOT easier on the person and might work, cos admit it, he is f**cked when he comes back!! thats like wha...40 more questions to answer....

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>What's Italian for Spaghetti?

Originally posted by Fallenvampiricangel
erm...me thinks next time you should warn who is gonna be answering questions and arrange a day or two when they can answer....

Good idea. Edczxcvbnm, are you listening?

*types edczxcvbnm again cause it's fun*

Question: Del Murder, don't you think typing edczxcvbnm is fun?

Wha? People get to ask questions? *fear*

QUESTION OVERLOAD. ERROR. ERROR.

Yes, I've been gone all weekend, but tomorrow I have a free day so I'll field most of these questions on a however-much-I-like-you-basis. Nah, kidding.

*enforces ed*

Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
Good idea. Edczxcvbnm, are you listening?


Funny thing about that. I had thought of that LONG in advance but I figured "What are the odds that it happens on the first one?" Looks like the odds were greatly against me. I was going to do it for everyone after and I will but WHAT WERE THE DAMN ODDS! WHY ME?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The whole damn UNIVERSE is against me! Is there no JUSTICE?

Originally posted by edczxcvbnm
The whole damn UNIVERSE is against me! Is there no JUSTICE?
For great justice, remove every zig.

What the hell are you guys talking about? This thread is about ME, remember?

Tony: How much money did you give ed for him to post this thread?

What the hell do you say to your roomies when they enquire about your telepatheticness?

Is this a question?

*posts some replies*

<b>Spuuky</b>: <i>Isn't he not going to be here this weekend, though?</i>
<b>Yes.</b>

<i>Like, for the entire 3 days of this?</i>
<b>Yes.</b>

<b>ed</b>: <i>He is?</i>
<b>Yes. Are they all gonna be like this?</b>

<b>BoB</b>: <i>I thought revealing all the questions at the start is what you're meant to do - then we ask further questions in this thread?</i>
<b>That's what I thought.</b>

<i>1) No, really - who do you love?</i>
<b>Everybody. :love:</b>

<i>2) Why does everyone in Cali go places without telling me? ;_;</i>
<b>Where do we go? I don't really go anywhere. Next time I leave the house I'll let you know, pal.</b>

<i>3) Would you marry Bleys if he asked ya to?</i>
<b>Only if we could have an online wedding, complete with text vows in a romantic font and an online honeymoon where we'd make ourselves some e-babies.</b>

<i>4) Name one person from EoFF that you think is...
Beautiful:</i> <b>Loony BoB's girlfriend, you lucky boy.</b>
<i>Hot:</i> <b>Del Murder. My parents don't use the air conditioning.</b>
<i>Sexy:</i> <b>Del Bond. Duh.</b>
<i>Cute:</i> <b>Loony BoB, you lucky girl.</b>

*artfully dodges*

<b>Unne</b>: <i>What is the meaning of life?</i>
<b>Serious answer: To be happy.
Predictable, sarcastic answer: Your mom.</b>

<i>If you were a button on a blender, which button would you be?</i>
<b>'On'.</b>

That's it for now. More tomorrow.

If you could abolish 1 vowel (excluding y), which one would it be?

If you were a tree, what type would you be?

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

*does some more and gets rid of the bold cause it looks weird*

<b>Leeza</b>: <i>1. What's your favourite sport?</i>
Football. The one with the oval ball.

<i>2. If you had to learn another language what would it be?</i>
Hmm. Japanese or Spanish.

<i>3. How many times have you been on Space Mountain?</i>
About a million. More like 50 though.

<i>4. When are you getting a new computer?</i>
Today or tomorrow.

<i>5. Who's your favourtie author?</i>
Steinbeck or Maester Auron. ;)

<i>6. How many Pop Tarts do you eat every day?</i>
Zero. I eat cereal now. Less sweets.

<i>7. What is the square root of pi?</i>
Delicious.

<b>Spiff</b>: <i>You're 21?! Beer. Me. Now.</i>
Yes. No. Maybe. Not with that kind of attitude.

<b>Herm</b>: <i>1) List every job you've ever had?</i>
1. Clerk/cashier, Long's Drugs, 1997-2000
2. Clerk/cashier, UCLA Store, 1999-2002
3. Administrative Assistant, International Institute, 2001-present
4. Jackass, 1981-present

<i>2) What's your favorite day of the week?</i>
Funday.

<i>3) Favorite time of the day?</i>
Definitely late evening.

<b>Chaos</b>: <i>1) Are you fed up of answering questions?</i>
Gettin' there.

<i>2) Are you going to answer this question?</i>
Yes.

<i>3) Why? Why? Why?</i>
Because because because because be-cauuuse, because of the wonderful spam he does.

<b>Shlup</b>: <i>How many people have you killed?</i>
8.

<b>BoB</b>: <i> ...did they give options?</i>
Nope.

<i>What buttons do they even have on blenders these days?</i>
'Stir', 'beat', 'puree', 'cream', 'chop', 'whip', 'crumb', 'mix', 'low'.

<b>Danni</b>: <i>Q: What kind of undies? </i>
Blue ones.

<i>Q: do you have a favorite, or "lucky" pair?</i>
Not yet.

<i>Lastly, what traits do you find appealing in people? On either a platonic, or romantic level.. or both.</i>
- Sense of humor. You don't have to be funny yourself, just be able to get my weird off the wall ramblings. There's always a hidden joke in there somewhere. People who don't get it think I'm weirder than I actually am. Nevermind, they're right.

- Intelligence. <s>Some</s> Most people are dumb. They just don't get it. I get it, I just pretend I don't. Funny thing is, a lot of people pretend they do get it, or think they get it, and will never believe otherwise.

- Caring. I'm one of those people who on the surface doean't appear to like or care about anybody but deep down cares about everyone. Secretly, I try to prevent any harm coming to anybody. Those people are ok. Then there are people who care about things and show that they care by getting involved, or doing nice things. They're cool too. Then there are those who don't really care and don't do anything. As long as they don't hurt anybody, I like them. But then there are people who act like they give a rat but when you need them the most they can't be counted on. They tell you they care and then ignore you. I don't like them. Not enough people can be counted on, especially when it comes to the way they feel about you. That's why it's hard to trust people's feelings about me. I think they're lying. What was the question again?

<b>DMG</b>: <i>Q: Now that you have become the first Eyes On YOU member, what are you gonna do now?</i>
Answer a bunch of questions.

<b>LD</b>: <i>1) Would you eat a banana, if it was alive and talking?</i>
Hell no! I'd sell it on eBay.

<i>2) Would you post a picture of your real self? Will you?</i>
I have, dumbass.

<i>3) You talkin to me?</i>
Not anymore, you broke my heart.

<b>RQ</b>: <i>1.) Does it bother you that we're all staring at you now? (Eyes on YOU) *stares*</i>
N.nn.n...nn....nn...no.

<i>2.) Where in Los Angeles? *former resident of Santa Monica*</i>
Westwood. Near Bel-Air.

<i>3.) If you had the choice to live anywhere in the world, where would you most like to live?</i>
For some reason I love the suburbs of California. It's where I grew up. I don't like places with a lot of people, but I don't want to live in Hicksville, Oaklahoma either. Cali is a nice place. Maybe a nice town with some mountains or trees.

<i>4.) Where would you most like to visit?</i>
Well, I've got two continents down, and Africa, Antarctica and South America all suck, so we'll go with Europe and Australia/New Zeland.

<i>5.) If you were given the option, time, money, etc... needed to learn something new right now, what would you most like to learn?</i>
How to act. J/k, I'd say martial arts. Yah, that'd be cool.

<i>6.) Favorite Animal and why?</i>
Tiger, cause they're grrrrrrreat!

<b>Spiff</b>: <i>How the freak are you going to answer all these questions when you get back?</i>
Like this, freak.

<b>Cocky Colonel</b>: <i>Q: How good was I?</i>
THAT DAMN GOOD.

<i>Q: Would you ever consider living in Nothern Kentucky?</i>
Freak no!

<i>Q: Where do you see yourself in 1 year?</i>
I...don't...know...employed is all I can say. Way to go, Col, you've just freaked me out for the rest of the day.

<i>Q: Do you think you will ever meet anyone from EoFF?</i>
Good question. I'd like to, but who really knows. I'm not really that good with first meetings. I'll go with 'yes', though.

No more questions right now. Lunch time.

If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would ya eat yourself?

I know I would. ;) Mr. Murder, did you take the cookies from the cookie jar?

*cuts out* What would you do if you were a female for the day?

When will you let me join the Brigade?

Wow. I never thought you'd get through all those questions intact. Of course, there are even more piling up, so I don't think I should ask you any, but when was the last time I listened to myself? Here goes:
1) What are your feelings on being the first Eyes on YOU spotlighted member?
2) Why do you feel this way?
3) Do you think it has something to do with your childhood?
4) If Spam<Ham, and Ham != Hamburger, why are Spamburgers made of Spam?
5) Do you think I've asked enough questions yet?
6) I've only posted a picture of me without my joke glasses on once, do you remember it?
7) What do you think of my new song parody?
8) If you had to classify the people of the world into three groups, what would the groups be?
9) Who do you think will be the next spotlighted member?
10) Why do I continue innundating you with questions?
11) Why did you answer all of these?

*cracks knuckles* Ah, that should do for now. Be sure to return the favor when it's my turn.

*answers more* Is anybody even reading these?

<b>IB</b>: <i>What's Italian for Spaghetti?</i>
Faghettaboutit.

<b>Spiff</b>: <i>Edczxcvbnm, are you listening?</i>
No.

<i>Question: Del Murder, don't you think typing edczxcvbnm is fun?</i>
Surprisingly.

<b>Halan</b>: <i>Wha?</i>
Gah?

<i>People get to ask questions?</i>
Yes.

<b>ed</b>: <i>What are the odds that it happens on the first one?</i>
Don't ask me about odds. I just lost $80 in Reno.

<i>WHAT WERE THE DAMN ODDS!</i>
APPARENTLY VERY GOOD!

<i>WHY ME?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?</i>
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<i>Is there no JUSTICE?</i>
Yes.

<b>Del</b>: <i>What the hell are you guys talking about?</i>
I have no clue.

<i>This thread is about ME, remember?</i>
Yes, I remember.

<b>Nicky</b>: <i>Tony: How much money did you give ed for him to post this thread?</i>
81 spacebucks.

<i>What the hell do you say to your roomies when they enquire about your telepatheticness?</i>
'Dude, give me five more minutes.' or 'What? I wasn't even online at all yesterday.'

<i>Is this a question?</i>
Yes? *copies your patented answer a question-with-a-question*

<b>Spuuky</b>: <i>If you could abolish 1 vowel (excluding y), which one would it be?</i>
U. Then I'd be Del Mr Der. And you'd be Spky.

<b>Halan</b>: <i>If you were a tree, what type would you be?</i>
Birch.

<b>Bleys</b>: <i>What would YOU do for a klondike bar?</i>
Your mom.

<b>Spiff</b> (again): <i>If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would ya eat yourself?</i>
Only if I had mustard.

<b>Proto</b>: <i>Mr. Murder, did you take the cookies from the cookie jar?</i>
Yah. Crap.

<b>OWA</b>: <i> What would you do if you were a female for the day?</i>
Blame it all on PMS.

<b>LD</b>: <i>When will you let me join the Brigade?</i>
When you stop asking.

<b>Red</b>: <i>when was the last time I listened to myself?</i>
Last Tuesday.

<i>1) What are your feelings on being the first Eyes on YOU spotlighted member?</i>
ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE KILLED.

<i>2) Why do you feel this way?</i>
You people want me dead. I know it.

<i>3) Do you think it has something to do with your childhood?</i>
Nah. Please don't yell at me anymore, mommy.

<i>4) If Spam</i>
Greatest question ever.

<i>5) Do you think I've asked enough questions yet?</i>
No. Bring them on, suckers!

<i>6) I've only posted a picture of me without my joke glasses on once, do you remember it?</i>
No.

<i>7) What do you think of my new song parody?</i>
Still waiting for when I get home so I can download the actual version.

<i>8) If you had to classify the people of the world into three groups, what would the groups be?</i>
Circle, square, triangle.

<i>9) Who do you think will be the next spotlighted member?</i>
Award Guy.

<i>10) Why do I continue innundating you with questions?</i>
Cause you have no clue about the mundane insane questions I will ask you when it is your turn.

<i>11) Why did you answer all of these?</i>
See #10.

AHA! All caught up, bloodsuckers.

1.) Rollercoasters. Even been on them? If so how many, which ones, and where? Which was your favorite? If not-- why the heck not? :tongue:

2.) What was the stupidest thing you ever downloaded to your computer? And conterpart, the best thing?

3.) If you had to do it all again, would you? (And do you even know what it is? I'm not sure I do. :mad: )

4.) If you did have one regret to go back and change, what would it be?

5.) What's your motto in life?

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>- What is the speed of dark?

- When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

- Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?


- How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?


- What's another word for synonym?

- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

- When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

- How can there be self-help groups?


- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

- Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

- Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

- Where are Preparations A through G?

- Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

- If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

- When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?

- When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

- What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

- If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

- Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

- Do hermits have no peer pressure?

- Why is it whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...

- Don't you think there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

- Isn't it a nice night for an evening.


- Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

Is it just me or is everyone wasting all the good questions on you and not saving any clever question for the next, oh I don't know, <i>59 people?!</i>

1.Do you like cheese?
2.Whats your favourite type of cheese?
3.Did you randomly pick that type of cheese from THE BEST CHEESE SITE EVER? (http://www.cheese.com).
4.Do you have a toaster with like, 4 slot thingys?
5.what is your opinion on cushions that go on your couch?
6.Ever been to www.engrish.com?
7.What is the land speed velocity of an average swallow?
8.What.... is your favourite; colour?
9.How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
10.Do you want to banish the AIM smileys from this forum?
11.Do you think that people should only be able to ask you questions without using the letter E?
12.Tell me why you should be allowed to be the first Eyes on YOU guy without using the letter E?
13.Are you annoyed at people like me and various others for using pretty moving Avatars?
14.How can you prove we exist?

Originally posted by Lightning_Demon
When will you let me join the Brigade?

I'll be the one to answer that...

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

This is nuts, people are writing so many questions with so little thought. It was funny at first, but now its getting annoying, especially if you are the one who has to answer them all.

Originally posted by Halan
This is nuts, people are writing so many questions with so little thought. It was funny at first, but now its getting annoying, especially if you are the one who has to answer them all.

<font color=f43719><font color=f43719>Del, do you think this is fair?

When my time comes, I WILL FIELD ALL QUESTIONS. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Aw, I read all the answers.

Question: What do you believe in?

One <s>simple</s> question for you from me(lucky you):

You or me?

I read them all Del, even all of the silly ones. ;)

*yawn* yes, morning babble. procratination. questions. yes.

Delli Murder:

1) Do you mind if I call you Delli Murder?
2) What's your favorite radio station?
3) If you were a pie, what flavor would it be?
4) Would you eat yourself if you were a pie?
5) being 21, do you ever realize that your life is only 1/4 over? How does that "really" make you feel?
6) any tips on how to be seriously, really, happy?

If Del Murder wants to answer these questions he has to do it soon. It is almost time to move on to the NEXT member. In about 8 hours or so.

Do you think you will lose it and kill everyone some day?

I think Del is getting scared of this thread. From the name tournament thread:

Del Murder: "QUESTIONS! NO MORE QUESTIONS! ARRRRGH!!!!!!!!! "

This is over as of now. Please Close this and Unsticky it. Thank you:)

Wait, check the Active Users next time ed, I was in the middle of a reply.

Knock yourself out man. Post your reply. Its not like there is a mod on at this time of Night to close these things for me.

*needs to get special mod powers to make this easier*

haha*wins*

I guess I'll just let it get re-closed later >=P

No question goes unanswered! (Unless you post after this one).

<b>RQ</b>: <i>1.) Rollercoasters. Even been on them? If so how many, which ones, and where? Which was your favorite? If not-- why the heck not?</i>
Yes. 5. Space Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, The Matterhorn, The Demon, some one at Marine World that I can't remember. Space Mountain of course.

<i>2.) What was the stupidest thing you ever downloaded to your computer? And conterpart, the best thing?</i>
Ragnarok Online (only because my sorry comp couldn't handle it). JNES.

<i>3.) If you had to do it all again, would you? (And do you even know what it is? I'm not sure I do. )</i>
No. No.

<i>4.) If you did have one regret to go back and change, what would it be?</i>
Not drop a Coke bottle on my computer.

<i>5.) What's your motto in life?</i>
You can find good in everything and laughter is the best medicine.

<b>IB</b> (you little bastard...): <i>- What is the speed of dark?</i>
Furiously fast.

<i>- When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?</i>
Human heads.

<i>- Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?</i>
They're for dogs.

<i>- How come you never hear about gruntled employees?</i>
They get settled out of court.

<i>- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?</i>
This *holds out nothing*. No, that'd be $20 please.

<i>- After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?</i>
If they don't want to DIE.

<i>- What's another word for synonym?</i>
A synonym.

<i>- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?</i>
Yes. No. Yes. No. Shutup, both of you.

<i>- When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?</i>
'Honk if you like cookies'.

<i>- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?</i>
New Jersey, surprisingly.

<i>- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?</i>
It's called cheese.

<i>- How can there be self-help groups?</i>
Very carefully.

<i>- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?</i>
Cows can't laugh.

<i>- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?</i>
How do you expect to get to Alaska?

<i>- Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?</i>
Cargo? I call it planego.

<i>- Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?</i>
Uh, I call it planego.

<i>- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?</i>
And it sounds isn't spelled phonetically.

<i>- Where are Preparations A through G?</i>
Up your ***.

<i>- Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?</i>
They get cats.

<i>- If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?</i>
Charis.

<i>- When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?</i>
My balls come in cans.

<i>- When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?</i>
I'm sure he has better things to do.

<i>- What happened to the first 6 "ups"?</i>
Poison.

<i>- If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?</i>
Sorry, I don't eat vegetables.

<i>- Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?</i>
Mine do neither, weirdo.

<i>- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?</i>
Monkeys.

<i>- Do hermits have no peer pressure?</i>
He says 'not generally'.

<i>- Why is it whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... </i>
Good for you.

<i>- Don't you think there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.</i>
Idiots don't have poles.

<i>- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? </i>
It'd kill us all.

<i>- Isn't it a nice night for an evening. </i>
Nope.

<i>- Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?</i>
I don't know. He's <i>your</i> friend.

<b>Spiff</b>: <i>Is it just me or is everyone wasting all the good questions on you and not saving any clever question for the next, oh I don't know, 59 people?!</i>
Not just you.

<b>Bob the Elf</b>: <i>1.Do you like cheese?</i>
Yes.

<i>2.Whats your favourite type of cheese?</i>
Romano.

<i>3.Did you randomly pick that type of cheese from THE BEST CHEESE SITE EVER?.</i>
No.

<i>4.Do you have a toaster with like, 4 slot thingys?</i>
No.

<i>5.what is your opinion on cushions that go on your couch?</i>
They stole my quarter. We're not on speaking terms.

<i>6.Ever been to www.engrish.com?</i>
Res.

<i>7.What is the land speed velocity of an average swallow?</i>
Furiously fast.

<i>8.What.... is your favourite; colour?</i>
That word does not compute.

<i>9.How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?</i>
Helluva lot more than I can.

<i>10.Do you want to banish the AIM smileys from this forum?</i>
Nah, it's one less thing for Manny to whine about.

<i>11.Do you think that people should only be able to ask you questions without using the letter E?</i>
gfhdkjsfgdksgfdks.

<i>12.Tell me why you should be allowed to be the first Eyes on YOU guy without using the letter E?</i>
*forces Bob th lf*

<i>13.Are you annoyed at people like me and various others for using pretty moving Avatars?</i>
You all suck.

<i>14.How can you prove we exist?</i>
Maybe we don't exist...

<b>Bleys</b>: <i>Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?</i>
I am a doomed hopeless lonely Communist. And it doesn't look like that will ever change.

<b>IB</b>: <i>Del, do you think this is fair?</i>
Freak no.

<b>Unne</b>: <i>Question: What do you believe in?</i>
I believe in myself. I believe in my parents. Not much else. What is belief, anyway?

<b>Yamaneko</b>: <i>You or me?</i>
You are me.

<b>Pureghetto</b>: <i>1) Do you mind if I call you Delli Murder?</i>
I prefer Delicatessin Murder

<i>2) What's your favorite radio station?</i>
The one that plays stuff from the 70s.

<i>3) If you were a pie, what flavor would it be?</i>
<b>Del</b>icious.

<i>4) Would you eat yourself if you were a pie?</i>
Pies don't have mouths.

<i>5) being 21, do you ever realize that your life is only 1/4 over? How does that "really" make you feel?</i>
...thanks a lot. *quaterlife crisis*

<i>6) any tips on how to be seriously, really, happy?</i>
Talk to someone. And have fun.

Thanks for leaving it open, BOU. No more questions though. It's someone else's turn.