4036 Reasons To Praise Dr Unne and Drink Bacardi

1. You broke up with your girlfriend.

<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">2. Just cause?

3. You are up at 4:07AM EST, and not tired.

3. You're always presuming someone else will post before you.

5. Because if you don't, then, uh, something really bad will happen! Yeah!

<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">6. You drank another 2 liter of Dr. Pepper and are very hyper.

5. Because it's on sale at the local market.

6. You just realized Dan Walkie is an asshole :(

8. You never bother to think that TWO people would get there before you >=|

47%. Because RO is back up!

8 - Because we can't seem to count from 1 to 10 straight.

12. Because the true way to happiness is through eating a roast piece of Chickencha

13. Because BoB has a voice like silky milk.

Part 6. Because this thread is probably the fastest one ever to reach 10 replies.

15. Because you're thirsty.

15. You decided to help re-open the Get Sean a Whore Fund

17. You've never even heard of this Bacardi crap.

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419 7169399375105820974944592307816406286208 99:
Because frankly, you haven't a clue what Bacardi is.

e. You're hoping to weaken Unne's inhibitions to the point where he starts to consume the Bacardi himself.

18. Because Sean is cool and starts cool things.

21. You repeat yourself.

*wishes someone would donate to the get sean a whore fund*

*pictures the ending of It's a Wonderful Life*

Pie. Because it's not a matter of drinking the Bacardi - it's a matter of realizing there *is* no bacardi.

21. Because because because because becauuuuse! Because of the wonderful things he does! *doodle-dee doodle-dee doo!*

33. The capital of Spain is S.

26. You're such a chump that you actually edit your posts to get the numbering correct. *loses*

ç¤. Rar.

23. Rydia keeps stealing my friggin' numbers.

22. Because the wizard has a secret stash of it for you at the end of the yellow brick road.

27. "Emerald City". Yeah, man. Green. Greeeeeen!

Mainly because It's a long way to Tipperary, It's a long way to go. It's a long way to Tipperary To the sweetest girl I know. Goodbye Piccadilly, Farewell Leicester Square, It's a long long way to Tipperary, But my heart lies there!

n+1: You use a high number only to find out you were 10 too high. *dies*

32. You're still a chump. Man, whattadork.

qwerty. Because of this. *does something*

33. Because you sux0r, and your sig even says so.

Does this mean I'm a chump?

<img src=http://www.eyesonff.com/temp/seanie.jpg>

37. Despite all the depressing crap going on in his head, Unne hasn't yet commited suicide or mass homicide.

29 and 1/2. Because, upon seeing this, Unne will likely shake his head.

Because the fumes from the markers and rubber cement are wearing off.

No, 'xoden. Thou art frog.

35: Because, apparently, Bacardi really exists.

39. Because Sean has no shirt.

WOW that picture is patehtic >_<

44. In just seven days, you could make Unne a man.

45 1/2. Not just a man, but a maaaaaaa-a-a-a-aaaaan.

46: Because BoB's true name is really BooB. He's jus too shy to admit it.

Because Unne can no longer smite any pictures posted here, although that one of Sean probably deserves it.

48. It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes your face ache.

49. Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

1. Just because.

52 Because Bacardi is the name of a cool song by Nada Surf

53. Because nothing beats a good babel fish in the morning.

23 again. I can't keep up with the thread coz my cpu decided to be slow. Tch.

Oh, yeah. Not BooB. *kicks your arse*

999. Because Mallrats is funny.

55. The first post in this thread didn't begin with the word "because," but people are using it anyway despite the example set. Chumps.

Because it's like a nonviolent form of Christmas.

Whatever: because that kid is BACK on the escalator!

55. All the kids completely smitten! All the kids completely lovin'! All the kids want to be bitten...by rats! By the dozen!

59. Carnies taste good in my belly.

17. Because this infinite group of monkeys wants my opinion on this script for Hamlet they've worked out

372. Space is the Place.

{} You don't really want to listen to 'Kishi, but you feel you must.

win9x. Because you only live once.

63.5. Your hair resembles monkey diddles.

Originally posted by Aexoden
Whatever: because that kid is BACK on the escalator!

I love you, Aexoden.

66. That time will come--one day you'll see--when we can all. Be. Friends.

69

'nuff said :D

99. 'Kill... Me... Now.'
"Don't complain, I'd trade places with you in a second."

67. Because you just heard some Vogon poetry.

What's "Mallrats"?

Ever notice that no newbies ever post in these things? Is that even possible?

Oh dear no, not the Vogon poetry!!!

*runs*

Toad. That thing over there - it's somebody elses problem.

73. You're more Rar than we'll ever know.

[] You wish to begin a lucrative career as a fishmonger.

87. Because BoB just <I>doesn't get it.</I>

76. You broke up with your girlfriend eight months ago and still feel sour about it.

You've recently discovered that the symbol @ should be known as the atpersat.

Because I'm finally dumping my lousy internet service monday.

85. Sixty-three. Obvious.

80. You lost your One True Love over two years ago and will likely never recover unless you find her on some miraculous off-chance.

83. Because the girl you were getting somewhere with was picked up by some gate-crasher who later on ended up being an a-- *shot by a sniper*

I got it! I think. Or not. Damn.

Kishi, you love me, right?

Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
67. Because you just heard some Vogon poetry.

Because you've heard Mrs Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings' (from Greenbridge, Essex, England) poetry

The girl you fell in love with turned out to not a girl at all.... but a HUMAN HEAD!!!

83. Because BoB <I>still</I> just <I>doesn't get it.</I>

Originally posted by Loony BoB
Kishi, you love me, right? 86. Yep. *lovelove*

83. Because Sean seems to have stopped posting. *cries*

100. Because I am the most important being in the universe. Which universe, however, is a matter of conjecture.

That's some top-notch lovelovin', there.

$7.39 You were just waiting for the chance to make a big comeback.

91. You posted two "83"s in a row, meaning, in one sense, you're not a chump, but in another, more accurate sense, you really are.

42. The answer.

99.999. You just knew Stuffed Regis had to make a cameo.

83. *rawks out*

Lovelove, eh? Should I? Should I?!?!

96. Some people still think that Stuffed Regis is a single, independent person. Chumps.

...

You forgot the number.

83. Because you should.

Sorry guys, I'm just too unfocused to do this. Have fun. This is my gift to you. I hope it's everything you wanted.

100. Post #100, you're our Grand Prize Winner!

138. Nippon q queue
Ash Gala (Wonderful)
Easy Rider, salad, the mall
Who dong hide?
Label
Goo, goo, goo, goo
Pass, pass, pass, pass.
Ohio!!!

101.1) This required focus?

70. All the Because's are driving you insane.

That, and you still don't get it and you can't find My Ken online so she can tell you JUST HOW TO GET IT!

[Greatest]. Because of BOUxUnne Love!
<img src="http://www.aros.net/~sc/bouxunne2.jpg">
*Hopes image worked*

[numeral] You refuse to be confined to the cameo role.

106. You're composed entirely of solid bronze (read: you are Happypeepeehead).

105. Huge blocks of cheese, greater in size than the largest man.

453. One day BooB will get it. Wait, what am I saying? He'll never get it.

42. Why?

110. You hang around with a guy called Happypeepeehead... This is your most normal trait.

It worked.

How much is 1800 Yen anyway?

How much ISN'T 1800 Yen anyway?

108. Kishi cites Bleys about me, and that's neatsie-keen-a-reen-o.

114. Shup, BooB.

8103. Because I'm blue. Dabad-*gets shot by sniper*

83. Shlup.

+ You don't want to realize just how pointless your traditions are.

Because everyone knew who that damned Sniper was until a big deal was made about it >=P

83. You want to see if anyone notices.

120. You begin the fifth page.

53. You are your own grandpa.

83. Because you know that Whitey is a frog.

123. You never give up! You trust your instincts!

1+1. *hops around*

83. Giant yellow slabs fly across the sky.

Whitey is 'xoden?

139. There's only one frog here and it sure isn't me.

Peach. Because you are your sibling's father's brother's child's cousin.

? You want to regain feeling below your thoracic duct.

130. Casey is scary.

#. You don't have a thoracic duct.

1,000,000. Because I do, in fact, want to be a milionaire. But Regis ignores me.

133. You're Regis, but you could easily pack in another slice of pie before becoming stuffed.

atpersat. Your avatar calls shades to the underworld.

*** Wilko- has joined #eoff
*** Wilko has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

Poor Wilko.

136. You're a depraved pedophile, but dammit, you're <i>our</i> depraved pedophile.

145. The atpersat is your new king. Everyone bow for the atpersat.

*** Topic is 'Welcome to #EoFF - Sean was here. I saw him with my own two eyes.'
[01:52] *** Set by Matt on Sat Mar 02 00:11:43

*shrugs*

19. Because you just know there's something going on between Roger and Wilko.

83. <IMG SRC="http://www.villagemist.com/whitey.jpg">

Originally posted by Andaris
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #EoFF - Sean was here. I saw him with my own two eyes.'
[01:52] *** Set by Matt on Sat Mar 02 00:11:43

*shrugs*

<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">It's true! Saw him!</font>

148?: Snipers lurk in EoFF

king atpersat. You're merciful enough not to immortalize 'Kishi's spelling error by quoting it.

http://www.loonybob.homestead.com/files/hairone.jpg

You get hair sent to you.

40&. You realize that you're too late.

183. You don't get hair sent to you.

#. P.I.E.
Just P.I.E.

<font color="00B72E" face="Verdana" size="1">D'oh, I knew I forgot to ask for some hair when I got my hair cut the other day.

140-something. Aex is Garnet, or atleast he thinks he is.

83. You plan on sending hair to New Zealand for some unknown reason.

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11¾. Moo. </font>

190. You get your posts deleted by quoting humourous spelling mistakes.

83. You also wonder what a "deparved pedophile" is.

???. Strange postcards erupt from New Zealand

77. You wonder if anyone can figure out just who that hair belonged to. And you need to kill Matt twice.

You had problems with the socks and slots, and you'll be damned if you feel like numbering your posts.

157. You're an elitist Nazi moddenthügg.

195. You know the difference between right and left.

163. Kishi wants to have fun with Unne

You have been listening to the same mp3, on loop, for a half hour. And only just realized it.

83. You can feel the psychic vibrations of the personality behind Stuffed Regis.

1. You drone

162. Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun.

SHIIIINE ON YOU CRAAAZY DIAMOND!

196. You know the difference between right and right.

203. Been there, done that.

83. You've listened to "Green Greens" from Kirby Superstar in succession for hours on end...and not minded it a bit.

162. Viagra is your god

165. Viagra is the god.

3 lefts make a right.

83. Zaphod Beeblebrox.

170. That picture of Hîro Yui holding the rifle is so obviously doctored. No "perfect soldier" would ever hold a gun by the barrel like that, and he doesn't need a gun anyway. He's got a <i>giant robot</i>.

Aexoden = Theoden

It's getting hard to find Viagra jokes amusing these days.

You keep seeing just "40..." in the start bar and think you have a 404 error.

It's getting hard to find you amusing these days. Wait a minute, no it's not. It's quite easy.

83. What the heck is BoB talking about?

Sector 5. You realize that a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster is just so much better than a Bacardi.

177. If the people want ogre-sex, then by golly, they're gonna get ogre-sex, Unne!

238. You realize that Bacardi sounds an awful lot like Havarti, and then drool over the possibilities.

You miss Foomy. And, you still don't get it. You can't even be bothered numbering things anymore! I mean, come on... what exactly stops the newbies from posting here? Oh, sure. So Andaris is posting here NOW. But he's not a newbie. Do they not understand this stuff? If I went to a place such as this after being in all those hopeless spam-filled forums, I'd be pretty drawn to the spam thread, especially if it was going this fast.

Or maybe I wouldn't. I dunno. This was my first forum.

...





Rydiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I don't get it...

Bum Orgy! Homeless Sex!

EDIT: Nope. Still looks kinda pointless when you change the words around.

83. You're only halfway through, where Arthur meets the people on the ship and Ford is surprised, and hope not to have anything spoiled.

Frankly, I'm surprised that I woke up and couldn't see a thing.

???. What?

83. Because BoB will probably <I>never</I> get it.

Heero Yuy has a barrier of white stuff surrounding him

Your details submerge.

188. You're leaving for Peru in a month and are really going to miss everybody, especially Unne.

23 again. Andaris doesn't know who edited his post.

212. That's some nice detail-submergin', there.

I'm going to Yemen!

83. Butter. Piles and <I>piles</I> of butter.

223. You're stuck in a closet with Vanna White.

I edited my post No that that one

There isn't a question mark in Regis' sig. >=/

83. You wonder, "How long in Peru?"

88?. I'd like to buy a vowel

231. You are a vowel.

You keep looking at the Norfloxican tablets in front of you and wonder what would happen if you didn't follow the stated rule: Don't take with antacids, iron or calcium

Then you wonder what antacids really are.

Then you wonder if you have had them without knowing.

*fear*

*. You crash in the mountains with a brazilian soccer team.

201. <a href="http://pages.prodigy.net/boubou/farout.mp3">Far out.</a>

Quiet, Theoden. (is too slow)

Regis's question mark can be seen only by the pure of heart.

83.<CENTER>You realize that
You have begun to speak in
Some form of haiku.</CENTER>

Your Mission Impossible T-Shirt that says "This T-Shirt will self destruct in five seconds" is falling apart at the collar after much much longer than five seconds.

*is pure of heart*

Wait, that could be taken to mean I lack a heart. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.

83. You start getting tired.

No Sunglasses?

*is pure of heart*

[edit] Darn! Got beat to it.

Mmm..Pacemaker
w00t 8th page

241. You fight the tiredness, because that's the true key to happiness.

8...5? Because you freaks have been doing this for the last hour while I was playing Sonic Adventure 2. Damn you bunch of hairy freaks.

83. Wonder Boy, what is the secret of your powers?

83. You stole Rydia's number.

225. You used to be Super Chris, but Unne's unfathomable cosmic powers transformed you into the savior known as Super Christ.

Sonic Adventure 2? I think you were errr doing your neighbours cat.

83... Because everyone else seemed to get stuck on 83.

*can't get my wonder boy avatar under 5 k*
*pouts*

83. 83 is the eternal number?

Originally posted by Andaris
Sonic Adventure 2? I think you were errr doing your neighbours cat.

Give me a few minutes. He has to give his friend a ride home...

83. Because you know that <I>you alone</I> started the 83 craze.

248. You realize that the secret to happiness lies in something called...uh...willpower. Well, that and caffeine. But the nearest caffeine source is blocks away, so I'm going to have to go for willpower.

You never were Super. :(

234. BoB, Shlup, give back Mäjken's number. >=|

83.5) Because I'm gonna get some?

You can't help but wish there were a Super Christ comic book.

With the neighbours cat?

82.9. Super Christ Comic Book? I have a few of those in my storage box.

99) Because I can't keep up with this, damn monkies.

The neighbors cat... If we're still calling him that, sure. Who else?

83. Shlup.

*flexes Christ power*
Well, there *was* a Super Chris comic... Bah.
*flexes Christ power again*

I don't wanna know what your thinking....

You disabled smilies in the post, but xD still looks the same. In fact, the only thing that got disabled is the GRAPHICAL smilies, and I think that's just not good enough.

248. You realize that xD is correct.

9.95) Because I'm a reason to praise Unne and drink Bacardi, apparently. Go me!

246. This is your last post in this thread for the night (read: morning), and when you see it again, it'll probably have fifteen more pages to it and be closed. But that's okay, because mods can post in closed threads anyhow. >=D

*wins*

83. Twice.

87) Because I'm leaving you baboons to your spammy hell.

Bah! I say!

252. You realize that that sweet carbonated beverage is called pop.

83. You have the same sentiment as Kishi and ride off into the, er...sunrise.

Pi. Because Unne made me a new God for a new millenium. He just forgot the whole cosmic power thing...

You think that mixing pop with Bacardi may be a good idea.

I just call it Soda Pop or by it's prduct name.

Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
83. Shlup.

Quack.

*waves fist* Damn you My Ken! Temptations...

293. You think that mixing pop with Bacardi and Havarti might be a good idea.

Try mixing Pine Sol with Bacardi

6. Because carbonated drinks are now, and forevermore, soda. :P

83. You post one last time to point and laugh at BoB, then leave.