What's in your pants right now?

Don't you dare say your Penis/or Vagina. :mad2:

I have some keys, my phone, and my wallet.

The usual suspects: chapstick, cell phone and wallet.

Oh, and a "banana". :jokey:

Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

You vegetarian, you!

A wallet and my keys.

I don't really have anything there right now. Unless you count four pounds of jello, which I'm sure you don't.

If locations on people's profiels at EoFF are to be believed - and I cannot think of a source I trust more - NeoTifa is.

My vagina. And my legs.

Wallet and a usb drive.

My vagina

My vagina. And my legs.

You're a guy though lol

Some nickles. Maybe a dime or two.

No I'm not!!!!

Psy >_>
:shifty:

I've got something in my front pocket for you ~

me. my chapstick

I got my glasses case, which looks like my penis. Right next to it, my penis.

Not a chynadong that's for sure.

my butt, my legs, and my vagina :p

Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

You vegetarian, you!

nub j00 actually type it out lololol you virgin :freak:


What's in my pants? Some money.

My pockets.

I've got something in my front pocket for you ~

Why don't you put your hand in the pocket, and see what it is ~

sittin in my underwear right now...my genitals is in there, just taken a shower, so its clean genitals

Penises.

Ich habe eine brennende Katze in mein Hosen.

Penises as in more than one? O.o

Ich habe eine brennende Katze in mein Hosen.

Gone.

How do you say Black and White in German?

-_-

Why Fonz?

Schwarz und weiß.

wallet atm!

I have a long, oblong, and hard shaft.

You never know when you will need a flashlight.

I have my phone, my keys, a pen, and my wallet. Oh and the rest of me from the waist down is in them too.

phone, wallet.

also, lol dongs. well, only one, to be precise.

*Empties out*
Rosario + Vampire volume 6. Student ID, Wallet, Keys, A Knife of Dreams, $15 I had taken out of the wallet and forgot to put back in, my DS and a couple pens. My pockets are bottomless pits! Oh, and there are legs and crotch in there too >.>

nothing, but I usually have my cell phone, chapstick, and a lighter. I'm just in my pj's right now.

Oh and guys, all those vagina/penis responses got a little old. Can't you say something cool like spaceship

Umm... a Powerade strawberry lemonade wrapper that I ripped off for no apparent reason and was too lazy to throw it away so I shoved in my pocket...

My hand.

Oh and guys, all those vagina/penis responses got a little old. Can't you say something cool like spaceship

Whaaat? This is the internet, the promised land of penises and vaginas!

Anyway, the midgar zolom. :jokey:

Not wearing any.

Danny Devito.


And a pack of gum.

My Pen.....cil haha you thought i was going to say penis.

Also my fone my wallet my money and my penis

My Pen.....nis haha you thought i was going to say pencil.

Also my font my wallet my money and my pencil

You keep your font in your pants Mullet? Which one? Helvetica I hope.

"Is that Arial Bold in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Someone else.


In the pockets of my pants are my keys, phone, and wallet. If one of these is not in it's proper pocket I feel very odd and am constantly checking to see if it's there or if I left it somewhere, only to remember that my keys are in my car because I'm driving, or my phone's charging or something.

You keep your font in your pants Mullet? Which one? Helvetica I hope.

"Is that Arial Bold in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Wingdings, naturally.

I'm wearing little shorts that don't even have pockets.

I usually have like 20p and my mp3 player in my pockets anyway.

Gonads, Penis..

oh wait

I have my wallet in my pants. What is it doing there? *remove*

My phone would be in there but it's on the desk instead, so nothing.

My wallet, my cell phone, and sometimes my DS.

Oh yeah...
My legs, too. ;)

Roughly ½ of my body.

Wallet, Phone, iPod, Two pens. I am also in here. Oh, and a coin. The coin makes decisions for me.

Oh and guys, all those vagina/penis responses got a little old. Can't you say something cool like spaceship

Whaaat? This is the internet, the promised land of penises and vaginas!

Anyway, the midgar zolom. :jokey:
Spaceship midgar zolom? :mad2:

hehehehehe my house key^^

Not wearing pants. ^^

Not wearing pants. ^^

Likewise. It's 5:22am and I just got out of the bathtub.


seriously

My ....Hand.

Dont worry, its just there im not doing anything dodgy.
LOL.

Nope, no pants either.
Pants are for boys =P

My hand.

I snorted at that one.. Good job.


A few dollars, my debit card, my ID, and my cell phone. I just got back from a walk.

A horrific future dieing to be released - by the billions.

Don't you dare say your Penis/or Vagina. :mad2:

I have some keys, my phone, and my wallet.

You Americans! In England, pants are underwear. So, what am I supposed to say? My penis!

I'm not wearing any pants. Only boxers.

A tiny purple flashlight, my purple Swiss army knife, my purple wallet, a bunch of purple pens, one purple mechanical pencil, mu purple 8-gigabyte USB drive, my purple cell phone, a purple napkin (in case of spills), Michael Phelps, and a box of raisins. In my purple pants.

:strawpanties:

Ariel.

:ariel:

:strawpanties:

Ariel.

:ariel:
How big are you pants? :p

I usually have a lighter, lip chap, and my cellphone in my pockets. Otherwise sometimes I grow a penis.

Just my work ID card, which is used to get in/out of work and also to purchase anything onsite (ie, lunch).

:strawpanties:

Ariel.

:ariel:
You have Ariel panties?

I don't keep anything in my pants pockets except maybe some change and my phone at times.

MP3 player, spare battery for mp3 player, wallet, cell phone, keys, oyster card (travel card to the rest of the world) pen, thats about it for now, later will be my lanyard from work.

My ipod. That's it.

Silly putty and some change. I'm never going to see that quarter again.

Yo Momma

My wallet and ipod (finally upgraded from a CD player!).

And my plastic explosives.

A miniature walrus sculpture I made in 6th grade art class that I have newly painted purple. Deep purple.

i dnt wear pants

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/dick-cheney-gun.jpg

Hmmm, lets see, Phone, Wallet, Keys, Cigs, Lighter. Yep, its time to head to work.

Hmmm, lets see, Phone, Wallet, Keys, Cigs, Lighter. Yep, its time to head to work.
What kind do you smoke? =o

All thats in my pants at the moment is my 24 incher...

Btw smoking is bad you will die from lung cancer :)

Hmmm, lets see, Phone, Wallet, Keys, Cigs, Lighter. Yep, its time to head to work.
What kind do you smoke? =o

Marlboro non-menthol.

Phone, wallet and some change. Nothing special. :c\

Btw smoking is bad you will die from lung cancer :)

Exept marijuana the health benifets (like making me high) out way the small health risks

My phone with a dead battery my newly bought iPod with a dead battery and my wallet...
with a dead squirrel's tail for luck inside.

Jizz.

Btw smoking is bad you will die from lung cancer :)

Name one thing these days that doesn't give you some form of cancer and I will probably ignore your post.

Nothing, they are pajama pants!

Jizz.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x72/TheFonz2010/pants1.gif

I guess that face translates to time to close. :cat: